49 lines
2.2 KiB
Groff
49 lines
2.2 KiB
Groff
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
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Subject: More Seminars for Women
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In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff,
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the male staff has created a set of courses for females of
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all marital status. The following courses will be offered:
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General Education:
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GE101: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges
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GE102: Checkbook Balancing (formerly "Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic")
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GE103: How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One
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GE104: How to Parallel Park
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GE105: Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity
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GE106: Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps
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GE107: Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap Opera
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Home Economics:
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HE101a: Over-Laundering - Why Clothing Wears Out Prematurely
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HE101b: Over-Vacuuming - Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely
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HE101c: Over-Dusting - Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely
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HE101d: Over-Washing - Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely
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HE102: How to Avoid Spending Money You Don't Have (formerly "How
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to Cut Credit Cards in Half")
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HE103: Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome" (formerly called "How
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Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?")
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Interpersonal Relationships:
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IR101: How to Say "No" With Kindness and Appreciation
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IR102: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy
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Watching Roller Derby
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IR103: Submission - a Biblical Perspective (prereq: SE101a or b)
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IR104: Marriage - The Number One Cause of Divorce
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IR105: Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly "Keeping Your
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Personal Problems from Ruining Everyone Else's Life Too")
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IR106: Understanding Men's Revulsion to Tampon Commercials
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(formerly called "We Know What That Little 'Plastic Applicator'
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is REALLY For!")
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Sex Education:
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SE101a: How to Say "Yes"
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SE101b: How to Say "No" But Mean "Yes"
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SE102: Sex - It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore
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SE103: Who Belongs on Top and Why
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SE104: Lingerie - The Gift that Keeps On Giving
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SE105: Sexual Alternatives for "That Time of the Month"
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(formerly titled "Any Old Port in a Storm")
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SE106: Foreplay (not a required course, for extra credit only)
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