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The Hotel California [312] 234-6237
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: Three Places to Easily Seduce Your Girlfriend or any Female! :
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: by :
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: Sylex Sirius :
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: Tha Apple Axis 1/6/85 :
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Have you ever been so CLOSE to fucking this girl, but at the last second
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it's broken up? or are you the type who never got a chance? Well read on and
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find out the easiest ways!
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One of the best ways is at parties! Because the girl will probably be
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drinking and have your work is done right there! just get her to drinks a few
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more brews say 7 or 8 [So it will REALLY work] Then lead her off into some
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secluded space mom's bedroom, sisters bedroom, the hosts bedroom, or even a
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closet or a bathroom, so she won't feel awkard or that she is being wathced.
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This will help because most girls WANT to be fucked, but don't want others to
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know it! Now that your in place, start with the forplay, don't rush right in
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with you cock erect, saying 'Blowjob blowjob!' and then drop your pants! Just
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kiss her, then let it go to the neck, and work your way down to unbuttoning her
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pants, if you make her feel hot, she won't even notice if you do it right! Now
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slowly slip your hands up her shirt [if it's a pull over that's better] and
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bring your arms up to her shoulders [don't mess with the tits yet, later,
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you'll get your chance] and sorta' pop her short ove her head, now her pants
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are on the floor and she has no short. embrace her, and casualy undo the bra,
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feel up her ass a little too. Everything almost complete, and now we go for
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the grand prize, slip your hand down her undies and push it away while
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fingering her. Push her over unto the bed/ground whatever, if you don't know
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what to do from here, you shouldn't be reading this phile! hint, while doing
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this kiss her ALL the time, nowmatter where, stomach, neck, arm, tits, mouth
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anywhere to keep her occupied.
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On those hot sunny days invite her over for a swim, if you don't have a pool
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get invited to her house, if both of you don't have a pool use the bathtub now
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get her in [forget to invite others] the pool and swim around, chase her a
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little bit *accidently* touching her in places. One of these times accidently
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[G-D forbid] undo her bathing suite, she might or might not notice. If she
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does notice say "hay!! i didn't know you wanted to go skinny dipping!!" and
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throw your bathing suite out of the pool, it's 50/50 chance she will too. If
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she doesn't just swim up to her and start to employ the same tactics as
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previous paraghraph. If she's that kind of girl, just swim around for a while,
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not letting her see you've had a boner for the past hour! Then start chasing
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her again, when you catch her, kiss her in the back of the neck, then ram your
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member right up her ass! The rest is history, just clean up the floating sperm
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afterwards!
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The most common place to try and have sex is the -=*>MOVIES<*=- yes we've all
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tried it there and know to sit in the back, there is always concern before hand
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what movie? When should i Approach? she i try to go all the way? [as far as
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you can!] First, go to either a scary movie, or a real stupid one, because if
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she likes it, she'll want to watch it [hopefully she's not the blood lover
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kind!] Now to make it a successful evening splurge! buy her anything, popcorn,
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soda, candy, birth control. whatever! then when she is hugging you or
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whatever, [even girls at movies try just a LITTLE funny stuff] take advantage
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of it....and slowing repeat the fir st process, hopefully she will be popped
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before she even realizes what is happening!
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: I wrtoe this for all the virgins out there....Good luck [iN<69><4E>our not a virg.:
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: who cares?] Read 'Tits for Free' it's really good sex guide! by Hmmmm... :
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: I forgot...... Later..... :
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