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THE OMNISEX UNISEXUAL
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P U R I T Y T E S T
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Version 5.2 (1000)
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Final Release
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15-Sept-1992
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Public domain; no copyright. All rights wronged, all wrongs
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reversed. Up with going down. The risen flesh commands; let there be
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love. Murphy's Law on sex; Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter
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of physics. Chaste makes waste. Virginity can be cured.
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This document was not sponsored by the Department of Defense
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Advanced Research Projects Agency, and was not monitored by the Air Force
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Avionics Laboratory. The views and conclusions contained in this document
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should not be interpreted as representing the official policies, either
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expressed or implied, of the Defense Advanced Projects Agency or the U.S.
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Government. Neither should it be inferred that the authors/contributors
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have actually performed any of the actions herein.
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Disclaimer of Liability
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The user of this test acknowledges that sex is a hazardous sport;
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that a person must copulate in control, and use good judgment at all
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times; that partner's conditions vary constantly and are greatly affected by
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weather changes and previous use; and the dirty sheets, variations in
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terrain and bed surfaces, spouses/pimps/managers, forest growth, rocks and
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debris, clothed obstacles, and many other natural and man-made obstacles and
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hazards, including other users and customers, exist throughout the bedroom
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area. Personal managers(pimps/spouses) and sado-masochistic operations and
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equipment are constantly in use and may be hazardous to those not copulating
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in control. Impotence, collisions, and social diseases resulting in injury
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can happen at any time, even to those copulating in control with proper
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sexual equipment. Inherent risks are part of the sport and may exist
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within your partner. As a condition of being permitted to use the
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facilities of your partner, the user of this tests agrees to copulate in
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control and within the limits of his/her ability, and further acknowledges
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and accepts these hazards, dangers, and risks and assumes the risk of
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injury or loss to person or damage to property which might result from use
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of the partner's facilities.
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As a further condition of being permitted to use the facilities of
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your partners, the customer understands and further agrees that: (1) in the
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event of a transfer or use by another or anything else in the management's
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opinion is misconduct, misuse, kinky, impotence, or nuisance, this service
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may be revoked without refund; (2) the partner is the property of the harem
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and, upon request, he/she must be presented to any authorized representative
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of the pimp/spouse; (3) sexual equipment must be visibly displayed at all
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times when you are in any bedroom and when approaching the bed to copulate.
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Your sexual partner is not transferable; see the Theft of Services, V.S.A.,
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sections 2581 and 2582.
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Purity Test Genesis/History
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Version 1 (100) Created at MIT's Baker House. Two parallel versions: one
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for male, and one for female. Not much is known about this
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version. It was sported to CMU by ps in 1982.
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Version 2 (247) Spring 1983- CMU/jb, pd, kr, ps, ts, mt, et al. Expanded to
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247 questions. This marked the beginning of the unisex
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versions. The story goes that they intended it to be 250
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questions, but got tired that night and said, "We'll think
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of three more tomorrow," and tomorrow never got there.
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Version 3.3c.1 (400) on 05-Dec-1984
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First formal release general of this test, version 3.xx.
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All former versions were short-lived and tended to be
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bug-ridden. Does not discriminate against gays or bi's.
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Good correspondence of scores (especially in the higher
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school ranges) between this version and version 2. Added
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Genesis/History section.
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Version 3.4 (400) on 29-jan-1985
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Internal version; never released. Source code accidentally
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destroyed, much to the consternation of one of the authors.
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Cleaned up many bugs. Added sections: Disclaimer of
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Liability, Instructions for Use, Scoring, and Warranty
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Information.
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Version 3.5 (400) on 10-Apr-1985
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Rebuilt from the 3.3c.1 source and the 3.4 (only surviving
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copy) Xerox X9700 laser printer hardcopy. Cleaned up some
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bugs in 3.4; wiped out a duplicate question. Added in
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verbose history section.
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Version 3.5A (400) on 13-Apr-1985: CMU/da, fa, tc, no, dt, sv, rz, et al.
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Found that we had 431 questions instead of 400.
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Version 3.5B (400) on 18-mar-1986: Yale (Pierson College)/as Intermediate
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release, with footnotes integrated into main body of text
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and some grammatical errors cleaned up. Begun in Fall,
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1985; finished in April for the benefit of a friend at MIT
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(where it all began), who hadn't seen any versions except
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the antique Version 1.
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Version 3.5C (400) on 17-Jan-1988: Yale (Pierson College)/mmd
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(CLARINAET@YALEVM)
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Grammatical errors corrected. Introduction and history added.
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Version 4.0 (500) on 23-Apr-1988: Yale (Stillman College)/dfc, ad, dcg, mlm,
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and Dartmouth (Alpha Theta)/alb. Original 400-question
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version expanded to 500 questions. Transferred to LSC by
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jlf and smc. Donated to jlp from pct.
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Version 5.0 (576) date uncertain: orst.edu/ pdh. A late night remembrance
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of an antiquated purity test.
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Version 5.1 (1000) on 14-May-1990: orst.edu/ pdh. The 576 expanded with
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1000 questions. Some impossible-to-do questions. (the undead?)
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Made without any of the additions of any previous Purity Tests.
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First true omnisex version same for girls and guys.
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Version 5.2 (1000) on 24-Aug-1992: LSMSA (Louisiana School for Math, Science,
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and the Arts)/"Gifties": Griffin, Phoenix, and Sickling. A
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rebuilding the PT1000 using the 1000 format and the
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PT500 questions.
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Instructions for Use:
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This is a very long test consisting of 1000 questions. It starts
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out tame and gets progressively worse (or better, depending on your
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viewpoint). There are many ways of going about taking this test. You can,
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of course, as your right, guaranteed by the Constitution, be anti-social
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and sequester yourself in your room and take this test all by yourself;
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however, we feel that the funnest way to utilize is to hold a Purity /test
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Party. All you need is one copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (Lots
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of writing implements and paper would be useful too.) The person with the
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copy of the test is the test administrator; he/she reads the questions out
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loud and everybody else writes down their answers. We have no definite
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rules as to whether the participants are required to divulge their answers;
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that is up to the group to decide. However, each person's purity score
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should be made common knowledge. (The person with the lowest score
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gets to be giggled at for the rest of his/her life.) This works great at
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parties and lets everyone know who's easy and who isn't, so you'll know
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who to go home with. Don't leave home without it.
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Definitions:
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All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to
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you subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may
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have happened before that time is considered not standing and void.
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Also, for the section of the test which involves animals, humans
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(although they really are animals) do not count.
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The term mutual masturbation refers to someone masturbating you
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AND/OR you masturbating someone else, not exclusively both at the same time.
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Necking is the kissing or stroking of a person's head or neck.
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Petting is that plus the caressing or fondling of other portions of anatomy;
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through or underneath clothing.
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We would also like to define having sex in the homosexual case;
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homosexual sex has occurred when both partners are of the same sex and one
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partner has an orgasm while there is some contact between the genitals of
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both partners.
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We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no
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passing nor failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn't worry too much
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about getting a high score... even if you do get giggled at for the rest of
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your life.
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---ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT---
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Section 1: The Virgin Stuff.
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Have you ever done any of the following:
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1. hugged somebody?
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2. kissed a friend or stranger as a friendly gesture?
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3. stolen a kiss?
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4. kissed and told?
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5. held hands with someone?
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6. been on a date?
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7. been on a date that lasted until after one a. m. the next morning?
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8. gone to a scary movie as an excuse to get close to someone?
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9. stood someone up?
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10. been stood up?
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11. dated someone on a regular basis?
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12. gone steady?
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13. slow danced?
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14. slam danced?
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15. copped a feel while slow dancing?
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16. had the symptoms of Russian fingers (rushin' fingers)?
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17. had the symptoms of Roman hands (roamin' hands)?
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18. played doctor?
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19. french kissed?
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20. necked?
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21. been interrupted by the police while necking (were they more
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embarrassed than you were)?
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22. directly asked someone whom you were not going out with and had never
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gone out with if they were a virgin?
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23. told somebody something "for their own good"?
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24. flirted?
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25. flirted with someone who was related to you? (sister, cousin, in-law,
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etc.)
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26. hit on someone even though they were engaged, married, or
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otherwise taken?
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27. used physical strength, physical power, or any physical prowess, or
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prowesslessness as a factor in pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine?
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28. used tickling as a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better-routine?
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29. been picked up?
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30. picked someone up?
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31. picked up sailors (marines, soldiers)?
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32. affected an accent to aid pickup lines?
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33. secretly lusted after someone without that person knowing?
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34. dropped subtle hints to someone you liked/loved/wanted, hoping that
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they would pick up on it?
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35. written anonymous "love letters" to someone? (secret admirer, etc.
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That is, dropped some not-so-subtle hints)
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36. bundled (shared a bed, sleeping bag, or sleeping accommodations with
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someone of your prefered sex without anything steamy happening)?
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37. broken your word, promise, or vow?
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38. told someone that you loved them when you did not?
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39. told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted to have
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sex with them?
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40. lied to someone at someone else's request?
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41. lied about your sexual preference in order to avoid a date?
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42. done something that you don't want someone to know about (parents,
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employer, boy/girlfriend, spouse, roommate)?
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43. done something that you are too embarrassed to talk about?
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44. played footsie or 'kneesie'?
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45. played footsie or 'kneesie' with someone not your date, significant
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other or spouse?
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46. attempted to corrupt someone's morals?
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47. attempted to corrupt someone's morals and discover it is too late?
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48. questioned someone about their sex life when they were incapable of not
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answering (e. g. they were truly wasted, or talking in their sleep)?
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49. questioned a significant other about their sex life when they were
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incapable of not answering?
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50. used whatever they said against them?
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51. been told that you were/are a bore?
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52. been bar hopping?
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53. been to a cocktail party?
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54. slept in your undies?
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55. slept in the nude?
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56. slept in class or while on watch?
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57. disturbed others by snoring? (classroom, business meeting, etc.)
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58. photocopied parts of your body? (face, hands, feet)
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59. photocopied personal portions of your anatomy (tits, ass or genitals)?
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60. given your kids unusual names (Shanda Lear, Laurel Ann Hardy, Dweezle)?
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61. dyed your hair an outrageous color (deliberately)?
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62. shaved your head?
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63. uttered/muttered/yelled/screamed (or in other words, verbally expressed)
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obscenities?
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64. used 'fuck' or 'shit' as a noun, adverb, adjective, pronoun, infix,
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suffix, prefix or prepositional article in a sentence?
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65. cussed in your sleep?
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66. ever been reprimanded (punished) for verbally expressing obscenities?
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67. skipped class or work?
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68. skipped class/work with teacher/boss?
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69. been in military service?
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70. made an unregistered explosive device (a bomb)?
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71. used an unregistered explosive device?
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72. gossiped?
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73. written graffiti?
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74. plagiarized?
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75. shoplifted?
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76. stolen?
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77. traded on inside information?
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78. attempted to commit suicide?
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79. had a fake id?
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80. made fake id?
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81. sent a chain letter?
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82. started a chain letter?
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83. made or acquired 'elint' (electronic intelligence) equipment (bugs)?
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84. installed or used 'elint' equipment (wiretaps, tape recorders, etc.)?
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85. removed the tag that says "do not remove under penalty of law"?
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86. rode public transportation w/o paying?
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87. pistol whipped someone?
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88. carried concealed weapons?
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89. evaded taxes?
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90. evaded custom duties by not declaring something subject to a duty or
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tax?
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91. driven over the legal speed limit?
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92. drag raced (on the street)?
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93. driven without a license?
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94. bought or sold anything on a black market?
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95. used bootleg/pirated/underground software?
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96. plotted felony?
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97. been a pool, card or chess shark?
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98. incited a riot?
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99. plotted a coup (civic class doesn't count)?
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100. committed sedition (plotting to overthrow the government)?
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101. committed treason?
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102. looted, pillaged, plundered, or burned (The Barbarian Pentathlon;
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Barbarians can't count)?
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103. made out a check that bounced?
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104. welshed on a bet or wager?
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105. offered sexual favors as payoff for a wager?
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106. offered another's sexual favors as payoff for your wager?
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107. used someone else's credit card without their knowledge and/or
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consent?
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108. committed breaking and entering?
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109. seen a snuff film?
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110. plotted conspiracy?
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111. plotted to murder someone?
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112. committed murder?
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113. been arrested (Picture taken and all that wonderful, free stuff?)
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114. read someone else's diary without their knowledge and/or consent?
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115. searched someone else's room without their knowledge and or consent?
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116. hired someone more for their looks?
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117. been attracted to someone more by an article of their clothing than by
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their body?
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118. asked someone to wear a particular article of clothing not because it
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was 'sexy' but because it turned you on?
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119. worn clothing that was "revealing" (either of your figure, or that
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emphasized 'strategic' locations)?
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120. worn clothing that you didn't know was THAT revealing (like the seat
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has ripped out or such)?
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121. gone for more than one day in the same set of underwear?
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122. been in public without wearing underwear?
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123. disrobed in public?
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124. been a member of a nude colony?
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125. been to a nude beach?
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126. sunned your buns or tanned your can?
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127. walked around your room/apartment/house/habitation in the nude?
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(Must be a serious walk; five minutes of going around trying to find
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your undies after a shower doesn't count.)
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128. walked around in a public or semi-public area with a top (shirt,
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T-shirt, etc.) but no bottoms (pants, shorts, etc.)? (Dorm hallways,
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lobby areas, etc. are acceptable; however, locker rooms, bathrooms,
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and such places where this behavior is acceptable do not count.)
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129. mooned somebody?
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130. mooned or flashed someone from the front?
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131. streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself in
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public before an informal, unofficial gathering of people?
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132. streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself in
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public before a formal (official) gathering of people? (Such as for a
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function, stage performance, charity dinner, etc.?)
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133. posed nude or semi nude for private drawings, paintings or photographs
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as a 'favor'?
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134. posed nude or semi nude in public (e. g. art classes) as a 'favor'?
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135. posed as a model for purposes of erotic, pornographic or sexually
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explicit art?
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136. asked someone to pose nude or semi nude for private drawings, paintings
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or photographs as a 'favor'?
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137. asked someone to pose nude or semi nude in public (e. g. art classes)
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as a 'favor'?
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138. asked someone to pose for erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit art
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or photographs?
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139. served cheap booze?
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140. passed cheap booze as the expensive stuff?
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141. fed someone dogfood?
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142. eaten dogfood?
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143. not paid your library fines?
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144. instigated a raid (panty or otherwise)?
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145. watched Benny Hill, Monty Python, Dr. Ruth, Donahue, Geraldo or Oprah?
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146. watched primetime soaps?
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147. been to a bar?
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148. been to a gay bar?
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149. been to a leather/biker bar?
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150. been in or started a food fight?
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151. started a fight?
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152. started a bar fight?
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153. started a brawl?
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154. been to a rock concert?
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155. been to a heavy metal concert?
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156. listened to acid rock?
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157. listened to acid rock while on acid?
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158. been a groupie?
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159. been a roadie?
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160. thought about starting a band to meet groupies?
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161. thought about starting a band to get good dope?
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162. told someone you were with the band?
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163. told someone you were with the band, and it worked?
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164. played records backwards to hear the secret messages?
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165. found the secret message recorded backwards on an album?
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166. sung dirty songs, the kind with no subtlety in the lyrics (e.g. Let's
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get drunk and Screw)?
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167. been sad because someone you knew was getting married?
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168. been sad because someone you knew was getting married and now you'd
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never get to sleep with them?
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169. wanted something or someone that someone else has, simply because they
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have it and you don't (coveted)?
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170. helped to cover for someone's escapades (provide alibi, accommodations,
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opportunity)?
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171. been besieged by someone who thought they could satisfy you and make an
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honest person of you?
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172. been nicknamed for a behavior pattern of yours ('Sleepy')?
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173. been nicknamed for an aberrant behavior pattern of yours ('Sleazy',
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'Sickling')?
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174. had your ears pierced?
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175. pierced someone else's ears?
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176. worn body paint?
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177. worn obscene or suggestive t-shirts?
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178. worn t-shirts with obscene or graphic messages in a language you didn't
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read?
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179. been to a funeral as a form of entertainment (ala Harold of "Harold &
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Maude")?
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Section 2: Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism.
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180. been overcome by celibacy and didn't like it?
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181. entered a bathroom of the opposite sex, unaccompanied by someone of the
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opposite sex, while not involved in a search and/or rescue mission?
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182. do you have a tattoo?
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183. do you have an 'obscene' tattoo (words or pictures)?
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184. do you have a tattoo normally concealed by your clothing (George Shultz
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has a tiger on his butt)?
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185. do you have a tattoo in an intimate location?
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186. do you have a tattoo normally concealed by your pubic hair?
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187. pissed on an electric fence?
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188. used an inflatable doll?
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189. humped an inanimate object like a pillow, (dinner) liver, hole in the
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wall, sausage, banana, etc.?
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190. had sex with a dead person?
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191. given oral sex to a dead person?
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192. bought or made a codpiece or padded bra?
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193. worn a codpiece or padded bra? (i.e. stuffed your bra if you are female;
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stuffed your pants if you are male)
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194. stolen the underwear of someone you knew, for a purpose other than
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that of a practical joke or to just ire the person? (A bunch of
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guys invading the women's dorm on a mission of panty raids does not
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count.)
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195. intentionally taken someone's underwear and didn't know who it belonged
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to?
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196. owned an underwear collection of underwear not belonging to you?
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197. bought lingerie/undergarments of the opposite sex?
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198. cross-dressed in the *undergarments* of the opposite sex for a sexual
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purpose? (This means that school plays, initiations, and the like don't
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count)
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199. cross-dressed in the *undergarments* of the opposite sex for a sexual
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purpose in the presence of 1 or more other people? (Plays and the like
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still don't count-this is for a sexual purpose)
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200. stuffed your pants or bra while cross-dressed for your sexual purpose?
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201. worn any groinal underwear on your head? (Panties, jock-strap, etc.)
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202. eaten, sucked, licked, nibbled, or otherwise inserted used, unwashed
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piece of groinal underwear into your mouth while said underwear was
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not being worn?
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203. deliberately sniffed or smelled a used, unwashed piece of groinal
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underwear while it was not being worn at the time?
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204. been gagged with someone's underwear? (not your own)
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205. had your head inserted into a urinal or toilet bowl willingly? (Doing
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this in a pristine, show-room model doesn't count)
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206. played in or with shit?
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207. willingly urinated on the garments that you were wearing at the time?
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(In other words: piss in your pants; wet yourself; had an accident.)
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208. willingly urinated on any part of your body?
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209. urinated in a cup, bottle, or pitcher or any such receptacle that was
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not originally designed for such purpose? Urinalysis incidents
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don't count.
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210. urinated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse, tree, bush or any
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commonly accepted piss hole? (in the kitchen sink, in the glove
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compartment of the family car...)
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211. urinated from higher that the fifth floor or equivalent height, above
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ground level, out of a building, or off a bridge or any such permanent
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structure? (e.g. the Grand Canyon)
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212. willingly defecated on the garments that you were wearing at the time?
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(In other words: shit in your pants; had a serious accident.)
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213. willingly defecated on yourself?
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214. defecated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse, or any commonly
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accepted shit hole? (Camping/hiking trips in which bathroom/outhouse
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access is nil do not count)
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215. stored any excreta in a refrigerator, oven, or any food storage/
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preparation appliance?
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216. stored evacuated excreta anywhere else in your room, apartment, house,
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habitation, office, etc.?
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217. scratched and sniffed any erotic catalog?
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218. had an arousing dream? (Wet dreams and the like.)
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219. read or bought pornographic periodicals?
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220. read or bought pornographic material that might be described as really
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gross or kinky?
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221. had a subscription to pornographic periodicals? ('Sickos', alt.sex)
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222. written erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature (lust
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|
letters count)?
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223. had any story or fantasy you wrote published in any pornographic
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periodical? ('Sickos' and alt.sex are porno. periodicals)
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224. read any sexually explicit literature?
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225. read classic pornographic books (Candy, Fanny Hill, Naked Came the
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Stranger)?
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226. been bored while reading erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit
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literature?
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227. misspelled 'dirty' words, or misspelled other words as 'dirty' words?
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228. read any sex manuals (e. g. Joy of Sex, Everything you always wanted to
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|
Know about Sex)?
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229. read anything by the Marquis de Sade?
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230. read the Kama Sutra?
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231. underlined or marked the 'dirty' parts of any literature?
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232. made an obscene phone call anonymously (to someone you didn't know)?
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233. received an anonymous obscene phone call?
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234. phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers? (e.g. (212)976-2626,
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(212)976-2727, (212)976-2828, etc. Please note that these are fifty
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cent calls in addition to toll charges and long distance charges.)
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235. called any live sex numbers?
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236. recorded an obscene call for later playback?
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237. fantasized about your long-term instructor, mentor, or someone who is
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superior to you? (One day skydiving teachers, or two hour ski
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|
instructors and the such do not count.)
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238. fantasized about your lawyer, doctor, nurse, psychiatrist, or someone
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with whom you are having a professional relationship?
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239. fantasized about someone you know personally but not closely?
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240. masturbated?
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241. fantasized about anyone and masturbated at the same time?
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242. fantasized while masturbating that you were of the opposite sex?
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243. written down your own stories or fantasies for masturbatory purposes?
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244. masturbated more than four times in 24 hours?
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245. masturbated on a regular basis (more than once a week)?
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246. masturbated to orgasm?
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247. masturbated while reading either pornographic or sexually explicit
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materials?
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248. masturbated while reading a (non-sexually explicit) textbook?
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249. masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in private (cable,
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|
videotape, or film)?
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250. masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in public (a theater)?
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251. masturbated where you could have been discovered? (In a crowd, in
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|
public, city parks, gym/dorm/barrack showers, movie theater, etc.)
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252. masturbated in the wilds or in nature with no nearby civilization?
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253. masturbated while driving a *moving* land vehicle? (car, RV, truck,
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motorcycle, hearse, etc.)
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254. masturbated while on the phone? (No kinky interpretations of "on the
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phone." This is legit.)
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255. masturbated while in a bathroom of the opposite sex?
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256. masturbated using aid of food?
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257. eaten the food used in masturbation after masturbation?
|
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258. used a mechanical hand-holdable device in aiding or replacing
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|
masturbation? (Vibrator, massager, Dust-Buster, vacuum cleaner, etc.)
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259. used a bowling pin, Coke[tm] bottle, or something along those general
|
|
shapes for masturbatory or sexual purposes?
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260. been "caught" masturbating?
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261. been afraid you were slipping into monogamy?
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262. practiced autoerotic asphyxia (oxygen deprivation for sexual
|
|
enhancement)?
|
|
263. received an enema for a purpose other than that of medical?
|
|
264. received an enema consisting of a non-normal enema solution (wine, beer,
|
|
urine, windex)?
|
|
265. wished you were a homosexual of the opposite sex?
|
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266. wished you were a heterosexual of the opposite sex?
|
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267. had a friend of the opposite sex that you traded clothes with?
|
|
268. had a sex change operation?
|
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269. gone skinny dipping alone?
|
|
270. shaved your genital pubic hair?
|
|
271. shaved your genital pubic hair on a fairly regular basis?
|
|
272. colored or bleached your genital pubic hair?
|
|
273. shaved or shaped your genital pubic hair in a particular design?
|
|
(moons, hearts, diamonds, clovers, etc.)
|
|
274. bought blatant sexual objects? (This means that if you buy a bottle
|
|
of Coke[tm] and use it as a dildo, it really doesn't count.
|
|
Think: design and function.)
|
|
275. Owned any erotic art pieces? (Like that phallic symbol in the catwoman
|
|
scene in "A Clockwork Orange.")
|
|
276. sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in food? (bananas, carrots, apples...)
|
|
277. eaten any erotic food items? (Chocolate tits, banana dicks, etc.)
|
|
278. sculpted erotic-obscene artworks in soap, wood, or any other carveable
|
|
material that isn't food?
|
|
279. made an X or R-Rated snowman or snowwoman?
|
|
280. inserted your finger into your rectum?
|
|
281. used ben-wa balls or anal beads? (ben-wa balls: a pair of small,
|
|
usually metal, balls which are placed into the vagina or anus and
|
|
are supposed to feel good as they move around. Anal beads: a
|
|
string of beads inserted into the anus which is supposed to feel
|
|
good as it is pulled out.)
|
|
282. given ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?
|
|
283. received ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?
|
|
284. performed oral sex on yourself? (yes, this is possible for most
|
|
males, and even some females.)
|
|
|
|
Section 3: Male Relations.
|
|
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|
All of the following questions refer to what you have done with a male.
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|
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285. held hands, kissed, or otherwise displayed public affection with a man?
|
|
286. been propositioned by a man for necking or petting?
|
|
287. been propositioned by a man for any sexual practice?
|
|
288. been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a man?
|
|
289. been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
|
|
290. received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)?
|
|
291. received a hickey in an intimate location? (upper, inner thigh counts)
|
|
292. received scratch marks or nail marks?
|
|
293. been bitten or nibbled upon?
|
|
294. been bitten in an intimate location?
|
|
295. had a man fondle or stroke your clothed legs?
|
|
296. had a man fondle or stroke your clothed body?
|
|
297. had a man stroke or fondle your clothed breast or nipples?
|
|
298. had a man pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your covered
|
|
genitals?
|
|
299. had a man fondle or stroke your bare legs?
|
|
300. had a man fondle or stroke your bare body?
|
|
301. had a man stroke or fondle your bare breast or nipples?
|
|
302. had a man pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your bare genitals?
|
|
303. propositioned a man for necking or petting?
|
|
304. propositioned a man for any sexual practice?
|
|
305. pinched or patted a man's buttocks?
|
|
306. kissed a man below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
|
|
307. petted above the waist?
|
|
308. petted below the waist?
|
|
309. given a hickey?
|
|
310. given a hickey in an intimate location? (upper, inner thigh counts)
|
|
311. left scratches or nail marks?
|
|
312. left teeth marks?
|
|
313. left teeth marks in an intimate location?
|
|
314. fondled or stroked a man's clothed legs?
|
|
315. fondled or stroked a man's clothed body?
|
|
316. stroked or fondled a man's clothed breast or nipple?
|
|
317. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a man's covered
|
|
genitals?
|
|
318. fondled or stroked a man's bare legs?
|
|
319. fondled or stroked a man's bare body?
|
|
320. stroked or fondled a man's bare breast or nipple?
|
|
321. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a man's bare genitals?
|
|
322. been involved with pelvic thrusting while clothed?
|
|
323. had you fingers licked or sucked?
|
|
324. licked or sucked a man's fingers?
|
|
325. had your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled?
|
|
326. licked, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a man's ear or ear region?
|
|
327. fondled a man who was asleep?
|
|
328. woken up being fondled?
|
|
329. had sex with a man who was asleep and he didn't wake up?
|
|
330. had sex with a man who was asleep and he did wake up?
|
|
331. slept through sexual activity (him doing it to you)?
|
|
332. woken up in the midst of a man having sexual activity with you?
|
|
333. given a man a backrub or massage with no ulterior motives?
|
|
334. given a man a backrub or massage with ulterior motives?
|
|
335. given a man backrub or massage with ulterior motives and it worked?
|
|
336. been petted to orgasm?
|
|
337. petted to orgasm?
|
|
338. given oral sex to a man?
|
|
339. gagged when he came in your mouth?
|
|
340. received oral sex?
|
|
341. performed mutual oral sex ('69')?
|
|
342. performed mutual masturbation?
|
|
343. watched while a man masturbated?
|
|
344. had a man watch while you masturbated?
|
|
345. orgasmed in or on him?
|
|
346. had him orgasm in you?
|
|
347. had him orgasm on you?
|
|
348. kissed a man (or boy) on a first date?
|
|
349. necked with a man (or boy) on a first date?
|
|
350. petted with a man (or boy) on a first date?
|
|
351. had oral sex on a first date?
|
|
352. given oral sex on a first date?
|
|
353. had sex on a first date?
|
|
354. had oral sex instead of intercourse?
|
|
355. been seen naked under good lighting by a man (note: nude is expected
|
|
(e. g. in a shower room or at a nude beach), naked is when you didn't
|
|
expect to be seen (e. g. in the bathroom). )?
|
|
356. seen a man naked under good lighting?
|
|
357. undressed under good lighting, knowing a man was watching you?
|
|
358. been unable to be in a man's company while both of you were nude
|
|
without anything steamy happening?
|
|
359. bathed or showered with a man?
|
|
360. let a man wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing it
|
|
yourself?
|
|
361. washed a man who was perfectly capable of washing himself?
|
|
362. had sex while in the shower?
|
|
363. had sex while taking a bath?
|
|
364. had sex with a virgin (not yourself)?
|
|
365. drawn blood by scratching during sex?
|
|
366. drawn blood by biting during sex? (hickeys do not count as having
|
|
drawn blood)
|
|
367. bled from his scratching during sex?
|
|
368. bled from his biting during sex? (again, hickeys do not count)
|
|
|
|
|
|
Section 4: Female Relations.
|
|
|
|
All of the following questions refer to what you have done with a female.
|
|
|
|
369. held hands, kissed, or otherwise displayed public affection with a
|
|
woman?
|
|
370. been propositioned by a woman for necking or petting?
|
|
371. been propositioned by a woman for any sexual practice?
|
|
372. been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a woman?
|
|
373. been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
|
|
374. received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)?
|
|
375. received a hickey in an intimate location? (upper, inner thigh counts)
|
|
376. received scratch marks or nail marks?
|
|
377. been bitten or nibbled upon?
|
|
378. been bitten in an intimate location?
|
|
379. had a woman fondle or stroke your clothed legs?
|
|
380. had a woman fondle or stroke your clothed body?
|
|
381. had a woman stroke or fondle your clothed breast or nipples?
|
|
382. had a woman pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your covered
|
|
genitals?
|
|
383. had a woman fondle or stroke your bare legs?
|
|
384. had a woman fondle or stroke your bare body?
|
|
385. had a woman stroke or fondle your bare breast or nipples?
|
|
386. had a woman pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your bare genitals?
|
|
387. propositioned a woman for necking or petting?
|
|
388. propositioned a woman for any sexual practice?
|
|
389. pinched or patted a woman's buttocks?
|
|
390. kissed a woman below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
|
|
391. petted above the waist?
|
|
392. petted below the waist?
|
|
393. given a hickey?
|
|
394. given a hickey in an intimate location? (upper, inner thigh counts)
|
|
395. left scratches or nail marks?
|
|
396. left teeth marks?
|
|
397. left teeth marks in an intimate location?
|
|
398. fondled or stroked a woman's clothed legs?
|
|
399. fondled or stroked a woman's clothed body?
|
|
400. stroked or fondled a woman's clothed breast or nipple?
|
|
401. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a woman's covered
|
|
genitals?
|
|
402. fondled or stroked a woman's bare legs?
|
|
403. fondled or stroked a woman's bare body?
|
|
404. stroked or fondled a woman's bare breast or nipple?
|
|
405. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a woman's bare genitals?
|
|
406. been involved with pelvic thrusting while clothed?
|
|
407. had you fingers licked or sucked?
|
|
408. licked or sucked a woman's fingers?
|
|
409. had your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled?
|
|
410. licked, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a woman's ear or ear region?
|
|
411. fondled a woman who was asleep?
|
|
412. woken up being fondled?
|
|
413. had sex with a woman who was asleep and she didn't wake up?
|
|
414. had sex with a woman who was asleep and she did wake up?
|
|
415. slept through sexual activity (her doing it to you)?
|
|
416. woken up in the midst of a woman having sexual activity with you?
|
|
417. given a woman a backrub or massage with no ulterior motives?
|
|
418. given a woman a backrub or massage with ulterior motives?
|
|
419. given a woman backrub or massage with ulterior motives and it worked?
|
|
420. been petted to orgasm?
|
|
421. petted to orgasm?
|
|
422. given oral sex to a woman?
|
|
423. gagged when she came? (a non-tasty treat)
|
|
424. received oral sex?
|
|
425. performed mutual oral sex ('69')?
|
|
426. performed mutual masturbation?
|
|
427. watched while a woman masturbated?
|
|
428. had a woman watch while you masturbated?
|
|
429. orgasmed in her?
|
|
430. orgasmed on her?
|
|
431. had her orgasm in or on you?
|
|
432. kissed a woman (or girl) on a first date?
|
|
433. necked with a woman (or girl) on a first date?
|
|
434. petted with a woman (or girl) on a first date?
|
|
435. had oral sex on a first date?
|
|
436. given oral sex on a first date?
|
|
437. had sex on a first date?
|
|
438. had oral sex instead of intercourse?
|
|
439. been seen naked under good lighting by a woman (note: nude is expected
|
|
(e. g. in a shower room or at a nude beach), naked is when you didn't
|
|
expect to be seen (e. g. in the bathroom). )?
|
|
440. seen a woman naked under good lighting?
|
|
441. undressed under good lighting, knowing a woman was watching you?
|
|
442. been unable to be in a woman's company while both of you were nude
|
|
without anything steamy happening?
|
|
443. bathed or showered with a woman?
|
|
444. let a woman wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing it
|
|
yourself?
|
|
445. washed a woman who was perfectly capable of washing herself?
|
|
446. had sex while in the shower?
|
|
447. had sex while taking a bath?
|
|
448. had sex with a virgin (not yourself)?
|
|
449. drawn blood by scratching during sex?
|
|
450. drawn blood by biting during sex? (hickeys do not count as having
|
|
drawn blood)
|
|
451. bled from her scratching during sex?
|
|
452. bled from her biting during sex? (again, hickeys do not count)
|
|
|
|
Section 5: Group Relations.
|
|
|
|
453. administered a whole Purity Test or are in the process of administering
|
|
a whole Purity Test of any version? (That's where you are the test
|
|
administrator in a Purity Test Party. See "Instructions for Use" for
|
|
further information.)
|
|
454. taken Purity Tests of any version more than 5 times?
|
|
455. lied on any previous Purity Tests?
|
|
456. had an unauthorized crib sheet for a test?
|
|
457. been jealous of someone else's Purity Test score?
|
|
458. been impressed by someone else's Purity Test score?
|
|
459. become interested in someone only after hearing their Purity Test score?
|
|
460. used the Purity Test as a checklist of things you could do?
|
|
461. ever done something for the sole purpose of lowering your Purity Test
|
|
score?
|
|
462. participated in Purity Testing with an ulterior motive?
|
|
463. exaggerated about any sexual experiences?
|
|
464. taken someone someplace to be seen in their company?
|
|
465. taken someone someplace to be seen in their company by someone in
|
|
particular?
|
|
466. worn specific clothes for the purpose of hiding hickeys? (i.e.,
|
|
turtlenecks)?
|
|
467. gone to (or escorted someone to) a Planned Parenthood Clinic? (for an
|
|
exam, to obtain birth control pills, diaphragm,etc.)
|
|
468. been a member of a fraternity or sorority?
|
|
469. picked your nose in public?
|
|
470. farted (audibly) in mixed company?
|
|
471. listened to dirty jokes in mixed company?
|
|
472. told dirty jokes in mixed company?
|
|
473. hot tubbed in mixed company? (jacuzzi or hydropool)
|
|
474. hot tubbed in the nude?
|
|
475. hot tubbed in the nude in mixed company?
|
|
476. been groped under the water while hot tubbing?
|
|
477. groped someone under the water while hot tubbing?
|
|
478. saunaed or steam bathed in mixed company?
|
|
479. saunaed or steam bathed in the nude?
|
|
480. saunaed or steam bathed in the nude in mixed company?
|
|
481. gone skinny dipping in mixed company?
|
|
482. put suntan lotion, cocoa butter, or baby oil on someone? (not
|
|
necessarily at a beach or pool...)
|
|
483. had someone put suntan lotion, cocoa butter, or baby oil on you?
|
|
484. discussed masturbation? (Bringing up the topic of masturbation during
|
|
the Purity Test does not cut it as discussed masturbation.)
|
|
485. been a participant in a Who's-Physically-Better-Equipped verification
|
|
contest? (Contestants must be of the same gender; spectators, judges,
|
|
umpires, and verifiers may be of different genders.)
|
|
486. been a judge in a contest such as above?
|
|
487. played post office (or other kissing game)?
|
|
488. played pony express (post office with more horsing around)?
|
|
489. played a game in which it may require you or others to disrobe?
|
|
490. deliberately lost a game which required the removal of clothing
|
|
(folding with four aces)?
|
|
491. played a game in which it may require you or others to perform an
|
|
action on another participant? (Truth-or-Dare)
|
|
492. played naked Twister[tm] (with or without oil)?
|
|
493. been in intimate contact with more than one person at the same time
|
|
while all of you were nude?
|
|
494. had oral sex with more than 10 people? (not necessarily at one time)
|
|
495. had sex with more than 10 people? (not necessarily at one time)
|
|
496. had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour period?
|
|
497. had sex with both genders in a 24 hour period?
|
|
498. been in a menage-a-trios with all members of the same sex?
|
|
499. been in a menage-a-trios with at least one person of the opposite sex?
|
|
500. had sex or oral sex with a person and his/her parent? (not necessarily
|
|
at the same time.)
|
|
501. had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, necking, or petting with a
|
|
person and his/her sibling? (not necessarily at the same time)
|
|
502. been involved in a two (or more) in one? (oral & anal or vaginal & anal
|
|
counts. But no fingers-we're talking the real thing here.)
|
|
503. been involved in a gang bang? (Step right up; come and get it while
|
|
it's hot.)
|
|
504. been in a circle of fuck?
|
|
505. been in a 69 circle?
|
|
506. been to a (cooking, baby, Wesson) oil party?
|
|
507. participated in a homosexual orgy or group sex? (four or more people;
|
|
partners must be exchanged.)
|
|
508. participated in a heterosexual orgy or group sex? (four or more people;
|
|
partners must be exchanged.)
|
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509. participated in a bisexual orgy or group sex? (four or more people;
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|
partners must be exchanged.)
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510. propositioned a person or group of people for group sex?
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511. been propositioned for group sex?
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512. participated in a Fuck-A-Thon? (Where the object is to see how many
|
|
times you can do it in a certain amount of time.)
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513. had dates with more than one person in one night while one or more of
|
|
the people involved were NOT aware of your actions?
|
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514. gone steady with two or more people at the same time while one or more
|
|
of the people involved were NOT aware of what you were doing?
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|
515. gone steady with two or more people at the same time while all of them
|
|
WERE aware of what you were doing?
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|
516. urinated on someone else intentionally? (Piss fights!)
|
|
517. been involved in a golden shower?
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|
518. made lewd, licentious or suggestive gestures while dancing in public?
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|
519. eaten food in a provocative manner? (bananas, Jello, etc.)
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|
520. discussed oral sex techniques (In general, not as part of a lesson)?
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|
521. been given lessons in oral sex techniques? (not lecture, just lab)
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|
522. given lessons in oral sex techniques ('Pay attention, I'm only going to
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|
do this once. . . !')?
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|
523. demonstrated oral sex techniques with a 'visual aid' (carrot, cucumber,
|
|
Coke bottle)?
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|
524. demonstrated oral sex techniques on an assistant?
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|
525. demonstrated oral sex techniques for more than one person at a time?
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|
526. worn or used a condom, or any feminine hygiene contraption that has
|
|
already been used by someone else?
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|
527. seen any burlesque show? (Rocky Horror counts)
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528. participated in a Rocky Horror Picture Show production (costume etc.)?
|
|
529. been to a peep show?
|
|
530. been to a live sex show?
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|
531. been to a erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movie?
|
|
532. been to a private showing of a erotic, pornographic or sexually
|
|
explicit movie (The classic 'stag' party, even if you're female)?
|
|
533. held a private showing of an erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit
|
|
movie?
|
|
534. shown erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movies or videos
|
|
to get someone in the mood?
|
|
535. adjusted your genitals in public (you'd think they'd be set at the
|
|
factory)?
|
|
|
|
Section 6: Locality.
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|
|
|
536. necked while hot tubbing?
|
|
537. had oral sex while hot tubbing?
|
|
538. had sex while hot tubbing?
|
|
539. in a sauna or steam bath, ever necked?
|
|
540. in a sauna or steam bath had oral sex?
|
|
541. in a sauna or steam bath had sex?
|
|
542. necked/petted in a place of religion?
|
|
543. had oral sex in a place of religion?
|
|
544. had sex in a place of religion?
|
|
545. necked/petted in a movie theater?
|
|
546. had oral sex during a movie?
|
|
547. had sex during a movie?
|
|
548. necked/petted in a sports area (stadium, court, track, or ballfield)?
|
|
549. had oral sex in a sports area?
|
|
550. had sex in a sports area?
|
|
551. necked/petted in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT (a
|
|
car or small pickup)?
|
|
552. had oral sex in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?
|
|
553. had sex in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?
|
|
554. in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT (a van, pickup),
|
|
necked/petted?
|
|
555. in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?
|
|
556. in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, had sex?
|
|
557. necked/petted in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT (a car
|
|
or small pickup)?
|
|
558. had oral sex in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?
|
|
559. had sex in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?
|
|
560. in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT (a van, pickup),
|
|
necked/petted?
|
|
561. in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?
|
|
562. in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, had sex?
|
|
563. necked/petted with the operator of a moving vehicle?
|
|
564. given oral sex with the operator of a moving vehicle?
|
|
565. had sex with the operator of a moving vehicle?
|
|
566. as the operator of a moving vehicle, necked/petted?
|
|
567. as the operator of a moving vehicle, received oral sex?
|
|
568. as the operator of a moving vehicle, had sex?
|
|
569. had oral sex in a vehicle with people around? (at a red light, traffic
|
|
jam, McDonald's parking lot, etc.)
|
|
570. had sex in a vehicle with people around?
|
|
571. necked/petted on horseback (just don't scare the horses)?
|
|
572. had oral sex on horseback?
|
|
573. had sex on horseback?
|
|
574. necked/petted on a train?
|
|
575. had oral sex on a train?
|
|
576. had sex on a train?
|
|
577. necked/petted at a public event? (rock concert, rally, riot, etc.)
|
|
578. had oral sex at a public event?
|
|
579. had sex at a public event?
|
|
580. necked/petted in a wind driven water vehicle (Sailboat, windsurfer)?
|
|
581. had oral sex in a wind driven water vehicle?
|
|
582. had sex in a wind driven water vehicle?
|
|
583. necked or petted in a water based, motor driven transport medium LESS
|
|
THAN 80 feet in length? (Yacht, PT boat, bass boat, etc.)
|
|
584. had oral sex in a water based, motor driven transport medium LESS
|
|
THAN 80 feet in length?
|
|
585. had sex in a water based, motor driven transport medium LESS
|
|
THAN 80 feet in length?
|
|
586. necked or petted in a water based, motor driven transport medium MORE
|
|
THAN 80 feet in length? (cruiseship, battleship, aircraft carrier,
|
|
nuclear submarine, etc.)
|
|
587. had oral sex in a water based, motor driven transport medium MORE
|
|
THAN 80 feet in length?
|
|
588. had sex in a water based, motor driven transport medium MORE
|
|
THAN 80 feet in length?
|
|
589. necked/petted in an aircraft not in flight?
|
|
590. had oral sex in an aircraft not in flight?
|
|
591. had sex in an aircraft not in flight?
|
|
592. necked/petted in an aircraft in flight?
|
|
593. had oral sex in an aircraft in flight?
|
|
594. had sex in an aircraft in flight?
|
|
595. necked/petted on public transportation (bus, subway, tram or trolley)?
|
|
596. had oral sex on public transportation?
|
|
597. had sex on public transportation?
|
|
598. necked/petted in a library?
|
|
599. had oral sex in a library?
|
|
600. had sex in a library?
|
|
601. necked/petted in a place of the dead (morgue, cemetery, mortuary,
|
|
crypt, etc.)?
|
|
602. had oral sex in a place of the dead?
|
|
603. had sex in a place of the dead?
|
|
604. necked or petted in a contraption of the dead? (Coffin, hearse, body
|
|
bag, etc.)
|
|
605. had oral sex in a contraption of the dead?
|
|
606. had sex in a contraption of the dead?
|
|
607. necked/petted in/on a construction site (house, office, launch
|
|
platform, etc.)?
|
|
608. had oral sex in/on a construction site?
|
|
609. had sex in/on a construction site?
|
|
610. necked/petted in a telephone booth, voting booth, automatic photograph
|
|
taker, closet, or any such small, non-moving enclosure that was not
|
|
designed for such activities?
|
|
611. had oral sex in such enclosure?
|
|
612. had sex in such enclosure?
|
|
613. necked/petted in an elevator, people-mover, escalator, dumbwaiter or
|
|
any building-internal people moving device?
|
|
614. had oral sex in an elevator, people-mover, escalator, dumbwaiter or
|
|
any building-internal people moving device?
|
|
615. had sex in an elevator, people-mover, escalator, dumbwaiter or
|
|
any building-internal people moving device?
|
|
616. necked/petted on the roof of a building in excess of 5 floors?
|
|
617. had oral sex on the roof of a building in excess of 5 floors?
|
|
618. had sex on the roof of a building in excess of 5 floors?
|
|
619. necked/petted in a place where you could have been discovered?
|
|
620. had oral sex in a place where you could have been discovered?
|
|
621. had sex in a place where you could have been discovered?
|
|
622. necked/petted in the wilds or in nature with no nearby civilization?
|
|
623. had oral sex in the wilds or in nature with no nearby civilization?
|
|
624. had sex in the wilds or in nature with no nearby civilization?
|
|
625. necked/petted in the snow?
|
|
626. had oral sex in the snow?
|
|
627. had sex in the snow (now that's fucking cold!)?
|
|
628. necked/petted in a place where the prevailing ambient temperature (of
|
|
the air immediately surrounding you) was below the freezing point of
|
|
water?
|
|
629. had oral sex in a place where the prevailing ambient temperature
|
|
was below the freezing point of water?
|
|
630. had sex in a place where the prevailing ambient temperature
|
|
was below the freezing point of water?
|
|
631. necked/petted in a free flowing body of water (river, lake, swimming
|
|
pool, ocean)?
|
|
632. had oral sex in a free flowing body of water?
|
|
633. had sex in a free flowing body of water?
|
|
634. necked/petted under a natural shower of running water (as in
|
|
waterfalls, torrential downpour, monsoons, etc.)?
|
|
635. had oral sex under a natural shower of running water?
|
|
636. had sex under a natural shower of running water?
|
|
637. necked/petted in a tree but not in a tree house or similar structure?
|
|
638. had oral sex in a tree but not in a tree house or similar structure?
|
|
639. had sex in a tree but not in a tree house or similar structure?
|
|
640. necked/petted on a suspension device of any kind? (hammock,
|
|
trampoline, tightrope, safety net, etc.)
|
|
641. had oral sex on a suspension device of any kind?
|
|
642. had sex on a suspension device of any kind?
|
|
643. necked/petted inside or within the confines of a hedge, bush, or other
|
|
natural vegetation which can provide a wall effect?
|
|
644. had oral sex within such confines?
|
|
645. had sex within such confines?
|
|
646. necked/petted inside or within the confines of a cave, rock overhang,
|
|
a well, or any other secluded, outdoor, non-vegetative shielding
|
|
structure?
|
|
647. had oral sex within such confines?
|
|
648. had sex within such confines?
|
|
649. had sexual activity in a household room other than the bedroom
|
|
(kitchen, hallway, living room)?
|
|
650. had sexual activity on the floor?
|
|
651. had sexual activity on a piece of furniture not normally used for
|
|
resting humans on (i. e. microwave, washing machine, TV [acrobatic
|
|
aren't you])?
|
|
652. had sex on the beach? (and the resultant sand in uncomfortable places)
|
|
653. had sex on a waterbed? (surf's up!)
|
|
654. had sex in front of or under a mirror?
|
|
655. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a public bathroom of the
|
|
opposite sex?
|
|
656. gone to a motel (however sleazy) for the sole purpose of having sex?
|
|
|
|
Section 7: Style.
|
|
|
|
657. put an ad in the persons to persons?
|
|
658. put an ad for a sex partner?
|
|
659. answered an ad for a sex partner?
|
|
660. been to a "public bath"?
|
|
661. patronized a prostitute?
|
|
662. been to a "massage parlor"?
|
|
663. sent a strip o gram?
|
|
664. done a strip tease for someone?
|
|
665. sexually harassed someone (e. g. made unwanted sexual advances)?
|
|
666. forced or coerced someone into having intimate physical relations with
|
|
you?
|
|
667. wife-(or husband)swapped? (swapped significant other)
|
|
668. wanted to trade them in for a working model?
|
|
669. committed adultery? (you need not have been the one who was married to
|
|
get this point.)
|
|
670. been cited in divorce proceedings as the other woman/man?
|
|
671. tasted your own sexual fluids?
|
|
672. tasted another's sexual fluids?
|
|
673. considered sperm a protein supplement?
|
|
674. complimented someone on their taste?
|
|
675. been complimented on your taste?
|
|
676. searched for the G-spot or had someone search for your G-spot?
|
|
677. searched for the G-spot and found it, or had someone find your G-spot?
|
|
678. been unable to share a bed, sleeping bag, or sleeping accommodations
|
|
with someone of your prefered sex without something steamy happening?
|
|
679. given a sympathy fuck?
|
|
680. offered a sympathy fuck, and been rejected?
|
|
681. received money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual
|
|
masturbation with someone?
|
|
682. given money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation
|
|
with someone?
|
|
683. always accepted sex (never refused it regardless of race, creed,
|
|
color, religion, age, gender or condition)?
|
|
684. initiated sex with someone for the sake of sex only?
|
|
685. tongue bathed someone?
|
|
686. been tongue bathed?
|
|
687. foot masturbated someone?
|
|
688. been foot masturbated?
|
|
689. licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes?
|
|
690. had your feet and/or toes licked or sucked by someone else?
|
|
691. actually measured your own or someone else's penis? (i.e., actually
|
|
grabbed a ruler, yardstick, tape measure, etc.)
|
|
692. asked about a guy: '. . is he hung'?
|
|
693. used a feather or any other tickling device for the purpose of tickling?
|
|
694. used tickling as a form of arousal?
|
|
695. used your hair for the sexual arousal of others (beards count)?
|
|
696. used hot wax for sexual purposes?
|
|
697. used ice for sexual purposes?
|
|
698. used ice or something frozen as a dildo? (ice cubes don't count here-
|
|
icicles, popsicles, and the like. Penetration.)
|
|
699. used a strap-on dildo or male extension sheath?
|
|
700. used whipped cream for sexual purposes?
|
|
701. used household syrup, sandwich spreading, oil, salad dressing, or any
|
|
like substances for sexual purposes?
|
|
702. put food, gravy, syrup, salad dressing, candy, peanut butter, honey, or
|
|
anything else edible on your partner's body and then eaten it?
|
|
703. had sex to music (keep the beat)?
|
|
704. had sex with a sunburn (the bright ouchie type)?
|
|
705. had sex while still clothed ('down with trousers, up with dresses!')?
|
|
706. had sex without the use of birth control devices? (Use of the rhythm,
|
|
prayer, and hope methods counts as "without the use of birth control
|
|
devices".)
|
|
707. had sex with a religious officiary? (Priest, nun, mother-superior,
|
|
cardinal, pope, deity, etc.)
|
|
708. had sex with someone whose name you didn't know at the time?
|
|
709. had sex with someone whose name you still don't know?
|
|
710. had sex with someone whose name you don't remember?
|
|
711. had sex with someone whose language you don't (or didn't) know?
|
|
712. had sex with someone whose name you didn't want to know?
|
|
713. had sex with someone whose face you never saw?
|
|
714. had sex and later wished you hadn't?
|
|
715. had sexual activity with someone ten or more years younger than you?
|
|
716. had sexual activity with someone ten or more years older than you?
|
|
717. had sex with someone half your age?
|
|
718. had sex with someone twice your age?
|
|
719. lied about how old you were for purposes of sexual activity?
|
|
720. had sex with someone of a race not your own?
|
|
721. had sex with someone for revenge (on them, on their current or ex-, on
|
|
your current or ex-)?
|
|
722. had sex while either you or your partner, but not both, were under
|
|
the legal age of consent of the state in which you were having sex?
|
|
723. been involved in breast fucking? (a.k.a. "The Hawaiian Muscle Fuck")
|
|
724. participated in fist-fucking? (see "Caligula")
|
|
725. been bruised during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? (hickeys do
|
|
not count)
|
|
726. bruised someone else during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
|
|
727. been injured during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
|
|
728. inflicted pain during sex?
|
|
729. had pain inflicted during sex?
|
|
730. been a screamer?
|
|
731. made your partner scream during sex?
|
|
732. fainted as a result of orgasm (give them a stud point!)?
|
|
733. had your partner faint during intercourse or oral sex as a result of
|
|
orgasm (take a stud point!)?
|
|
734. fallen asleep during sex?
|
|
735. had your partner fall asleep during sex?
|
|
736. had a quickie (sex or oral sex to orgasm in under 10 minutes)?
|
|
737. had sex for more than three hours in a single session of sex?
|
|
738. orgasmed more than three times in one session of sex?
|
|
739. had sex so many times or so long that one or both people involved runs
|
|
dry?
|
|
740. had sex doggie fashion?
|
|
741. had sex in the female superior position?
|
|
742. had sex sitting up?
|
|
743. had sex standing up?
|
|
744. had sex upside-down?
|
|
745. gone through two or more sexual positions without the need for re-entry?
|
|
746. had sex more than 10 times with 1 person?
|
|
747. had sex more than 5 times in a 24 hour period?
|
|
748. had sex more than 10 times in a 24 hour period?
|
|
749. performed oral sex after intercourse without washing or douching?
|
|
750. kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing teeth,
|
|
nor washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth?
|
|
751. gone out in public after sex or oral sex without bathing?
|
|
752. been involved in the use of a penis as a leash or bludgeoning device?
|
|
753. been involved in oxygen deprivation for sexual enhancement? (Nitrous
|
|
oxide does not count.)
|
|
754. been late to work, class or an appointment because you were involved in
|
|
sexual activity?
|
|
755. had an orgasm the same time as your partner (simultaneous)?
|
|
756. faked orgasm (guys too)?
|
|
757. told them they were great when they weren't?
|
|
758. had a one night stand?
|
|
759. ignored someone because you didn't want to admit you had had sex with
|
|
them?
|
|
760. implied having had sex with someone when you hadn't?
|
|
761. denied having sex with someone when you had (not telling your parents
|
|
is merely survival)?
|
|
762. been walked in on while having sex?
|
|
763. walked in on others having sex? (committed an "oops")
|
|
764. walked in on others having sex and then joined in?
|
|
765. physically watched people having sex?
|
|
766. invited others to watch you having sex with someone?
|
|
767. accepted an invitation to watch sexual activity?
|
|
768. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation knowing that someone
|
|
was watching you?
|
|
769. fantasized about someone else other than your partner when you were
|
|
engaged in sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
|
|
770. exited through a window because someone came home unexpectedly?
|
|
771. walked in on your partner of choice having sex, oral sex, or mutual
|
|
masturbation with someone else?
|
|
772. watched your partner of choice having sex, oral sex, or mutual
|
|
masturbation with someone else?
|
|
773. taken pictures or made video tapes of your partner of choice having sex,
|
|
oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone else?
|
|
774. willingly made audio recordings while having sex, oral sex, or mutual
|
|
masturbation?
|
|
775. willingly made video tapes or had pictures taken while having sex, oral
|
|
sex, or mutual masturbation?
|
|
776. talked dirty while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
|
|
777. intentionally made more noise than necessary while having sex, oral sex,
|
|
or mutual masturbation so as to put on a good show for whoever
|
|
might have been listening in?
|
|
778. intentionally listened in onto other people having sex, oral sex, or
|
|
mutual masturbation without their knowing it?
|
|
779. disturbed other people by the making of excessive noise while having
|
|
sex?
|
|
780. had a general emergency arise while you were steeped in sex? ( house on
|
|
fire, flash flood, private plane crash lands in your dwelling, etc.)
|
|
781. had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?
|
|
782. bought condoms?
|
|
783. borrowed/stolen/taken birth control devices from your or someone
|
|
else's parents? (Condom's, spermicidal foam, diaphragms, chastity
|
|
belt.)
|
|
784. comparison shopped for condoms (plain or ribbed)?
|
|
785. chosen a condom or spermicide for its taste (or lack of)?
|
|
786. bought condoms by the case (wholesale, not just the 'family pack')?
|
|
787. bought any other birth control item (contraceptive jelly or foam, or
|
|
the pill)?
|
|
788. bought any other birth control item in bulk (the Pill, unless you got
|
|
it for more than one month at a time, doesn't count)?
|
|
789. handed out condoms as party favors?
|
|
790. discussed favorite brand of condom?
|
|
791. inflated a condom?
|
|
792. carried a condom 'just in case'?
|
|
793. used a non-normal solution as a contraceptive douche (Coke, beer,
|
|
etc.)?
|
|
794. thought you might be, or might have caused someone to else to be,
|
|
unintentionally pregnant?
|
|
795. bought a home pregnancy test?
|
|
796. had, or given someone an unwanted pregnancy?
|
|
797. lied about being pregnant or about having made someone pregnant?
|
|
798. deliberately failed to pay child support?
|
|
799. contracted mono?
|
|
800. thought you had a sexually transmitted disease (STD)?
|
|
801. had a STD of any sort? (STDs: i.e. the clap, crabs, herpes, Aids, etc.)
|
|
802. had sex with someone knowing you had been exposed to a STD?
|
|
803. had sex with someone knowing they had been exposed to a STD?
|
|
804. had an AIDS test due to reasonable suspicion or hyperactive
|
|
imagination?
|
|
|
|
Section 8: The Kinky Stuff.
|
|
|
|
805. engaged in heterosexual activity (with a member of the opposite sex)?
|
|
806. engaged in homosexual activity (with a member of your sex)?
|
|
807. engaged in bisexual activity (defined here as sexual activity with both
|
|
genders on a relatively even ratio for the period of time in
|
|
question)?
|
|
808. engaged in incestuous activity (with a member of your family)?
|
|
809. engaged in homosexual incest (with a member of your family and gender)?
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810. engaged in bestiality (sex with non-humans, not the merely sub human)?
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811. engaged in pedophillia (sexual activity with pre-teenage children)?
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812. engaged in bondage ('voluntarily', you had some control on initiation)?
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813. engaged in transvesticism?
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814. engaged in sadism?
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815. engaged in masochism?
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816. engaged in domination?
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817. engaged in submission?
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818. engaged in cocrophilia? (Marked interest in excrement; esp. use of feces
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or filth for sexual excitement)
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819. engaged in frotteurism? (Masturbation by rubbing against another person
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The need to rub against another stranger.)
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820. engaged in infantilism (a dependency on the sight or feeling of diapers
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or of being diapered; a dependency on being dressed and treated as a
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baby)?
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821. engaged in klismaphilia?(A dependency on being given an enema)
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822. engaged in mysophilia? (dependency on something soiled or filthy, such
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as sweaty underwear or used menstrual pads)?
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823. engaged in scoptophilia? (A dependency on looking at sexual organs and
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watching sexual activity openly, not surreptitiously, as in voyeurism)?
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824. engaged in urophilia? (Being dependently responsive to the smell or
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taste of urine or the sight and sound of someone urinating)
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825. engaged in role-playing (nurse-patient, teacher-student, border guard
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well endowed co-ed, etc.)?
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826. been a foot fetishist to any degree?
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827. been a leather fetishist to any degree?
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828. been a rubber/latex fetishist to any degree?
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829. been a voyeur?
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830. been an exhibitionist?
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831. worn edible underwear/lingerie?
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832. eaten edible underwear/lingerie off of someone?
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833. worn a leather/gore suit?
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834. worn diapers for a sexual or masturbatory purpose?
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835. been diapered by someone else for a sexual or masturbatory purpose?
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836. used a ball gag or other manufactured gag?
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837. worn a collar and/or leash?
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838. found a prepubescent child sexually attractive/arousing?
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839. had sexual contact of any kind with a prepubescent child?
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840. been on the receiving end of anal sex?
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841. been on the ramming end of anal sex?
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842. been involved in cunnilingus during the woman's period?
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843. had sex during the woman's period?
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844. had your anus licked?
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845. licked someone's anus?
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846. licked someone's anus while they were defecating?
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847. performed oral sex while the person was urinating?
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848. drank blood?
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849. drank your own urine?
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850. tasted or drank someone else's urine?
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851. drank/drained an entire bladder-full of someone else's urine?
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852. tasted someone else's nasal mucous?
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853. inserted food into yours or someone else's anus?
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854. eaten food after it was extracted/evacuated from yours or someone else's
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anus?
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855. eaten a lab dissection?
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856. given your cat or dog a mohawk or a punk hairdo?
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|
857. dyed a pet strange colors (green, purple, hot pink)?
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858. fed live animals to pets (e.g. baby chicks to the pit bull)?
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|
859. been to a dog or cock fight?
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860. mutilated any living animal or creature for your pleasure?
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861. inserted a small animal or creature into your rectum? (Either alive or
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|
dead)
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862. had sex in the presence of animals?
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863. had a family pet or domesticated animal walk over you or your partner
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|
while you were involved in sex or oral sex?
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|
864. watched animals having sex?
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|
865. been aroused by the sight of animals having sex?
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|
866. had sex or oral sex with your (dead) dinner animal?
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|
867. attempted to have sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a live
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|
animal, but failed?
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|
868. had sex with a live animal? (Any size)
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|
869. received oral sex from a live animal? (Any size)
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|
870. gave oral sex to a live animal? (Any size)
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|
871. masturbated a live animal? (Any size)
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|
872. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a single type of animal
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|
more than once? (Alive or dead)
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|
873. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with an animal in the
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|
presence of 1 or more other people?
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|
|
|
Section 9: Bondage.
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|
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|
874. tied up a masochist and refused to cause them pain (its called cruel)?
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|
875. improvised bondage extemporaneously during sexual activity (e. g.
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|
holding someone's wrists over their head)?
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|
876. been tied up for erotic purposes (ropes, scarves, ties)?
|
|
877. been tied up and had sex?
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|
878. been tied up and masturbated upon?
|
|
879. been tied up knowing you might be seen by others?
|
|
880. been tied up with the intention of being seen by others?
|
|
881. tied someone up for erotic purposes?
|
|
882. tied someone up and had sex with them?
|
|
883. tied someone up and masturbated on them?
|
|
884. had nude pictures of yourself taken?
|
|
885. taken nude pictures of someone else?
|
|
886. tied someone up and shown them to others?
|
|
887. been bound in chains?
|
|
888. been bound and had someone whip you?
|
|
889. been whipped until you bled?
|
|
890. had your nose pierced?
|
|
891. had your tongue pierced?
|
|
892. had your lips pierced?
|
|
893. had your other lips pierced (or penis)?
|
|
894. had your nipples pierced?
|
|
895. fantasized of being tied up for erotic purposes?
|
|
896. fantasized of tying someone up for erotic purposes?
|
|
897. fantasized of tying someone up to show them to others?
|
|
898. shaved someone else's pubic hair?
|
|
899. pierced someone else's nose?
|
|
900. pierced someone else's lips?
|
|
901. pierced someone else's tongue?
|
|
902. pierced someone else's other lips (or penis)?
|
|
903. pierced someone else's nipples?
|
|
904. bound someone in chains (handcuffs, leg irons or plain chain)?
|
|
905. bound someone and whipped them?
|
|
906. whipped someone until they bled?
|
|
907. bought bondage & discipline literature?
|
|
908. read "The Story of O"?
|
|
909. seen the movie "The Story of O"?
|
|
910. posed for B&D drawings?
|
|
911. posed for B&D photographs?
|
|
912. asked someone to pose for B&D drawings?
|
|
913. asked someone to pose for B&D photographs?
|
|
914. asked someone to pose for B&D movies?
|
|
|
|
Section 10: Drugs.
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|
|
|
915. smoked tobacco? (cigarette, pipe, cigar, hookah)
|
|
916. chewed tobacco? (snuff)
|
|
917. had an alcoholic drink?
|
|
918. been intoxicated?
|
|
919. thrown up from having drunk too much alcohol?
|
|
920. passed out from having drunk too much alcohol?
|
|
921. spiked a punch with alcohol?
|
|
922. bought or drank 'moonshine'?
|
|
923. brewed your own moonshine?
|
|
924. chugged alcohol?
|
|
925. had alcohol for breakfast?
|
|
926. gargled with hard liquor (No more mediciny breath!)?
|
|
927. driven while intoxicated or high?
|
|
928. bought alcohol for minors?
|
|
929. had someone buy you alcohol while you were still a minor?
|
|
930. lied about how old you were in order to obtain alcohol?
|
|
931. bought your own alcohol while still a minor?
|
|
932. been drunk while still a minor?
|
|
933. been hung over?
|
|
934. had a hangover last more than one days?
|
|
935. been intoxicated (high) from some other drug?
|
|
936. been intoxicated from a controlled or illicit drug?
|
|
937. used over the counter drugs for purposes of getting intoxicated?
|
|
938. taken any drug that you weren't sure what it was, just to find out what
|
|
it does (foolish you)?
|
|
939. taken stimulants?
|
|
940. taken depressants excluding alcohol?
|
|
941. inhaled nitrous oxide while not visiting a dentist?
|
|
942. inhaled anything containing butyl nitrate (sniffed glue)?
|
|
943. injected any non-prescription drug into yourself?
|
|
944. injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneously into
|
|
yourself?
|
|
945. injected any non-prescription drug into someone else?
|
|
946. injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneously into
|
|
someone else?
|
|
947. spiked a punch with a drug other than alcohol?
|
|
948. taken Ecstasy/X?
|
|
949. taken PCP or other veterinary drug?
|
|
950. taken any synthetic hallucinogen (MDA, STP, Deep Purple, or Sandoz)?
|
|
951. ingested any 'natural' hallucinogen (peyote, mescaline, 'shrooms,
|
|
ergot)?
|
|
952. taken hallucinogens for enlightenment, or other philosophical reason?
|
|
953. taken valium?
|
|
954. smoked marijuana/sensemilia?
|
|
955. eaten marijuana/sensemilia?
|
|
956. taken opiate in any form?
|
|
957. used cocaine?
|
|
958. smoked crack?
|
|
959. freebased?
|
|
960. done speed or meth-amphetamine?
|
|
961. had a bad trip?
|
|
962. gotten a bad batch?
|
|
963. taken any 'designer' drugs?
|
|
964. used the list of controlled drugs as a checklist (USC title 21, sec
|
|
812)?
|
|
965. used prescription drugs that you didn't 'need' or have the prescription
|
|
for ('abused' a controlled substance)?
|
|
966. deliberately injured yourself so as to obtain medication?
|
|
967. made any food item with drugs added? (hash brownies, Everclear Jello,
|
|
etc.)?
|
|
968. eaten any food item with drugs added?
|
|
969. drugged someone without their knowledge and/or consent? (hash
|
|
brownies and the like.)
|
|
970. introduced someone to 'drugs' in general?
|
|
971. introduced someone to a new (to them) drug?
|
|
972. made or synthesized your own drugs?
|
|
973. made or synthesized drugs, 'commercially' (been the lab)?
|
|
974. grown your own? (marijuana, opium poppies)
|
|
975. bred your own? (produces better varieties)
|
|
976. bought a controlled or illicit drug?
|
|
977. sold a controlled or illicit drug?
|
|
978. sold a non-drug item as a controlled or illicit drug (burned somebody)?
|
|
979. bought a controlled or illicit drug in bulk for personal use?
|
|
980. sold possessions in order to obtain drugs?
|
|
981. played any games in which there was a mystery as to who would be
|
|
getting drugs and who wouldn't, yet everybody plays in it (e.g."Who's
|
|
got the pill, where half of the cups (of soda) have LSD in them and
|
|
the other half don't, and everybody picks a cup and drinks it and
|
|
wonders who gets lucky.)
|
|
982. gone to class or work while under the influence of drugs? (alcohol
|
|
counts.)
|
|
983. mixed drugs? (alcohol counts. mixed meaning being under the
|
|
influence of two or more drugs at once.)
|
|
984. used any drug when you were too wasted to know if it had any effect
|
|
(e. g. smoked pot while blitzed)?
|
|
985. used a commercial aphrodisiac? (Spanish Fly, Magic Love Drops,
|
|
powdered rhino horn, etc.)
|
|
986. used alcohol to lower someone else's inhibitions for the intent of sex
|
|
or oral sex?
|
|
987. used drugs to lower someone else's inhibitions for the intent of sex
|
|
or oral sex?
|
|
988. had sex while under the influence of nitrous?
|
|
989. had an orgasm while under the influence of nitrous? (difficult
|
|
because of timing.)
|
|
990. had sex while under the influence of cocaine?
|
|
991. had sex while under the influence of marijuana/sensemilia?
|
|
992. had sex while under the influence of Ecstasy/X?
|
|
993. had sex while under the influence of PCP or other vet. drug?
|
|
994. had sex while under the influence of LSD, peyote, or psilocybin?
|
|
995. had sex while under the influence of any hallucinogen?
|
|
996. had sex while under the influence of drugs with a partner who did
|
|
not realize you were on them?
|
|
997. been told you had sex the night before and you can't recall a thing?
|
|
998. woken the next morning wondering what you did?
|
|
999. woken the next morning wondering where you were?
|
|
1000. woken the next morning wondering who you were?
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I. Scoring
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Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a sheet of paper containing lots
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of itty-bitty answers to the Purity Test. Sworn to excellence of workmanship, we
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now give you directions on how to calculate your Purity score. There are several
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methods; the calculator method works best. Also there is the a la mainframe
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method. (A DEC Station-5000 works great as a PC.)
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Scoring method: Count "yes" answers.
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Subtract that number from 1000.
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Divide the result by 10.
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The result is your percentage purity.
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The higher the number, the more pure you are; in the same vein, the lower
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the score, the more of a sleaze bag you are.
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For your reference, we include calculator directions:
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For people with real calculators (HP):
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(# of NO answers) [ENTER] 10 /
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For people with other (dinky) calculators:
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(# of NO answers) / 10=
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any liabilities or damages resulting from this test, including but not limited
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