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Subject: 1500 purity test
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Message-ID: <1992Dec4.133352.2662@gacvx2.gac.edu>
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From: bnelson@chipotle.gac.edu (Brent N Nelson)
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Date: 4 Dec 92 13:33:45 -0600
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1500 Point Purity Test
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Page *1* of 42
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THE UNISEX PURITY TEST
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VERSION 6.6b - 1500 QUESTIONS
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If you thought the millenial purity test was bad, well you ain't see
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nuttin' yet!
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This is the 1500 point Purity Test!
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We felt that the 1000 point version lost a lot of the "fun" of the
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earlier versions, so we re-wrote it, adding a few new sections, and
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a shitload of questions. This test is guaranteed to be nosier that
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your parents, more invasive than the census, and containing something
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to offend everybody.
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Also included is an answer form so that you can remember where in the
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test you were, or show to a friend.
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Enjoy (and I know you will).
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Public domain; no copyright. All rights wronged, all wrongs reversed.
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Up with going down. The risen flesh commands: let there be love.
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Murphy's law on sex: Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter
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of physics.
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This document was not sponsored by the Department of Defense Advanced
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Research Projects Agency, and was not monitored by the Air Force
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Avionics Laboratory. The views and conclusions contained in this
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document should not be interpreted as representing the official
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policies, either expressed or implied, of the Defense Advanced
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Projects Agency or the US Government. Neither should it be
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interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors have actually
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performed any of the actions contained herein.
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Genesis - History:
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Version 1 (100) - sometime before 1982
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Created at MIT's Baker House. Two parallel
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versions; one for male, and one for female. Very
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little is known about this version.
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Version 2 (247) - spring 1983
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Expanded to 247 questions. This marked the
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beginning of the unisex version. The story goes
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that they intended it to be 250 questions, but got
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tired that night and said "We'll think of three more
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tomorrow," and tomorrow never got there.
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Version 3.5 (400) - April 10, 1985
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First formal release. All former versions were
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short-lived and tended to be bug-ridden. Does not
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discriminate against gays or bi's. Added in
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Genesis/History section, instructions, scoring, and
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warranty.
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Version 3.5a (400) - April 13, 1985
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Found there were 431 questions instead of 400.
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After an all-night hack sessions, problem was fixed.
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Version 3.5c (400) - January 17, 1988
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Finished up at Yale. Final version of the 400 point
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test EVER! Feel special if you own a copy.
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Version 4.0 (500) - April 23, 1988
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Those snotty Yale kids thought that 400 wasn't
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enough for them. Added 100 questions "just ta show
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'em."
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Version 5.0 (1000) - sometime in the late 80's
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It was decided that 500 questions wasn't enough.
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Created to be the purity test to end all purity
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tests. However, it lost a lot of the "fun" of
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earlier versions and got boring to take.
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Version 5.0a (1000) - January 4, 1992
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A copy of the 1000 point version got into my (J. A.
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Pfaff's) hands. Big mistake. Typos were gotten rid
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of and the introduction was made clearer.
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Version 6.0 (11??) - April 19, 1992
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First re-vamping of the purity test. We of The
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Erotic Nightmare Revue finally decided that the 1000
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point version was TOO boring. Original goal set for
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1500 questions. Bestiality and Group Sex sections
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added. Extra credit done away with. Never
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released.
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Version 6.1 (1179) - April 20, 1992
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Second major rewrite. New goal of 1300 questions.
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RHPS and Kitchen Utensil sections added. Questions
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added here and there. One copy made.
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Version 6.2 (1208) - April 21, 1992
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Sections put in more logical order. Questions added
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here and there. One copy made.
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Version 6.3 (1275) - April 22, 1992
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Sections re-named to entertain and confuse
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everybody. Genesis/History sections reinstated.
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Never released, but original goal of 1500 looks good
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again.
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Version 6.4 (1372) - April 24, 1992
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Cult section added. Introduction from 500 point
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version put back in (it was deleted from 1000 point
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version). Disclaimer added. One copy made.
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Version 6.5 (1454) - May 1, 1992
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Time gap between updates due to RHPS playing locally
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and sickness of the editor. The plan was to finish
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before the weekend was over.
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Version 6.6 (1500) - May 1, 1992
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We couldn't stand being so close to the end so we
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worked all day. One copy made for checking and
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correcting.
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Version 6.6a (1500) - May 3, 1992
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Erased a question from RHPS and added to Kitchen
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Utensils so as to have 42 questions in each section.
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Slight errors edited out. Answer sheet made.
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Version 6.6b (1500) - August 17, 1992
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After a "Purity Beta Test Party," we all promptly
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forgot about making the final version. But,
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eventually, we got around to rearranging the
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sections, changing a few questions, and editing
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out every error (that we noticed). This was the
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version released to the general public.
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Instructions for Use:
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This is a fairly long test consisting of 1500 questions. It starts
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out tame and gets progressively worse (or better, depending on your
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viewpoint). There are many ways of going about taking this test. You
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can, of course, as your right, guaranteed by the Constitution,
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be anti-social and sequester yourself in your room and take this test
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all by yourself; however, we feel that the most fun way to utilize
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this test is to hold a Purity Test Party. All you need is one copy of
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the test, and a bunch of friends. (Lots of writing implements and
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paper would be useful too.) The person with the copy of the test is
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the test administrator; s/he reads the questions out loud and
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everybody else writes down their answers. We have no definite rules
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as to whether the participants are required to divulge their answers;
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that is up to the group to decide. However, being open with your
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answers leads to some great conversations. But no matter what you
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decide, each person's purity score should be made common knowledge.
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(The person with the highest score gets to be giggled at for the rest
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of his/her life.) This works great at parties and lets everybody know
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who's easy and who isn't, so you'll know who to go home with. Don't
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leave home without it.
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On the whole, this is biased for experience and, hence, age. If you're
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still too young to qualify, well, these things take time. Chaste
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makes waste. Virginity can be cured. Remember: the conjugation is
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"I am erotic, You are kinky, They are perverts"
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All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you
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subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may
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have happened before that time is considered not standing and void.
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Definitions: (for the innocent, naive, or too busy)
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Necking: the kissing or stroking of a persons head or neck, the
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stroking of arms hands or back.
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Petting: the above plus the caressing or fondling of other
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portions of anatomy; through or underneath clothing.
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Sexual activity: all of the above, plus what your puerile
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imagination dreams up. Doesn't necessarily mean penetration (but
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it can).
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Posslq : "person of the opposite sex sharing living quarters."
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Bureaucrat for live-in lover.
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Masturbation: the rubbing/feeling of your genitals. Doesn't need to
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be to orgasm. Can be through clothing.
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Mutual Masturbation: You masturbating your partner and/or you being
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masturbated. Not necessarily both at the same time.
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Scoring:
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This is a yes-or-no test, so just make sure you have noticeably
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different marks for yes and for no. Common ones are an X and an O, a
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check mark and a smiley face, whatever. When you are finished, count
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up all of the "no" answers and divide that number by 15. That is your
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"percentage purity." Or, if you have less "yes" answers than "no,"
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count THOSE up and subtract from 1500. Then divide THAT number by 15.
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We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing
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nor failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn't worry too much
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about getting a high score...even if you do get giggled at for the
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rest of your life.
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--- ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT ---
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And, most of all, this is entertainment. Have as much fun in the
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taking as was had in the making.
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Note to the test administrator:
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Even though we tried to prevent it, this test can get monotonous. Try
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to "liven" it up by adding comments and goofiness wherever you want
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to. Encourage testees to be open with their answers. Taking a break
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is allowed, but not recommended. Plan on a few hours. Order some
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pizza. Get a keg. Have a party.
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Perverts Anonymous Qualification Exam
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Version 6.6b 02:36.42am August 17, 1992
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primary writer: Steamed Rhubarb Fondue (J. A. Pfaff)
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contributing writers: Wolvorine (Owen Kuhn), Astra (JAN!),
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and friends and family of The Erotic Nightmare Revue
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Toledo, Ohio, USA
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I. The Lamer Section
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(Good Clean, 'Wholesome' Activities - 90 Questions)
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Have you ever:
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1. held hands with someone?
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2. hugged somebody?
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3. kissed a friend or stranger as a friendly gesture?
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4. kissed a friend or stranger as an unfriendly gesture?
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5. flirted?
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6. been on a date?
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7. been on a date past one a.m.?
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8. stood someone up?
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9. dated someone on a regular basis?
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10. gone steady?
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11. slam danced?
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12. slow danced?
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13. copped a feel while slow dancing?
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14. tangoed?
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15. waltzed?
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16. lambadaed?
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17. had the symptoms of Russian (rushing) Fingers?
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18. had the symptoms of Roman (roaming) Hands?
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19. asked someone who you were not going out with and had never gone
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out with if he/she was a virgin?
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20. french kissed?
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21. necked?
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22. attended sub races, watched for UFO's, or similar activity?
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23. hot tubbed in mixed company (jacuzzi or hydropool)?
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24. hot tubbed in the nude?
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25. hot tubbed in the nude in mixed company?
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26. while hot tubbing been groped under the water?
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27. while hot tubbing groped someone under the water?
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28. saunaed or steam bathed in mixed company?
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29. in the nude?
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30. in the nude in mixed company?
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31. put suntan lotion, cocoa butter, or baby oil on someone (at beach
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or pool)?
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32. had someone put suntan lotion, cocoa butter, or baby oil on you?
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33. played post office (or other kissing game)?
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34. played pony express (post office with more horsing around)?
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35. played doctor?
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36. played Twister?
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37. played Naked Twister?
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38. been picked up?
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39. picked someone up?
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40. picked up sailors (marines, soldiers)?
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41. had a one night stand?
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42. been hit by a thrown chalk eraser (by the teacher)?
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43. been in intellectual combat with an unarmed person, and not given
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them a running head start?
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44. been on a pub crawl?
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45. slept on watch?
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46. slept in your undies?
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47. slept in the nude?
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48. slept in class?
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49. interrupted a lecture with your snoring?
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50. bundled (archaic, the sharing of sleeping arrangements by persons
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of the opposite sex while clothed. In theory, nothing goes on.)?
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51. played footsie or 'kneesie'?
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52. played footsie or 'kneesie' with someone not your date,
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significant other or spouse?
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53. been unable to share a bed, sleeping bag or other sleeping
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arrangements without something steamy happening?
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54. used tickling as a pickup or getting to know you better activity?
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55. used physical strength, power, prowess (or lack thereof), as a
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pickup or getting to know you better routine?
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56. lusted in your heart for someone without their knowledge?
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57. dropped hints to somebody you lusted after in the hopes he/she
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would pick up on it?
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58. send anonymous love letters to someone?
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59. been in or started a food fight?
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60. photocopied parts of your body, such as your face, hands or feet
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61. read the Song of Solomon?
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62. read The National Geographic?
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63. kissed and told?
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64. been unable to cuss someone out in language acceptable in polite
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society (e.g. is your cursing run of the mill, or do you have
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some class)?
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65. used 'fuck' or 'shit' as a noun, adverb, adjective, pronoun,
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infix, suffix, prefix or prepositional article in a sentence?
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66. done something that you don't want someone to know about
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(parents, employer, boy/girlfriend, spouse, roommate)?
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67. never been amused about something you thought too embarrassing to
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explain to another?
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68. cussed in your sleep?
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69. worn a strapless gown?
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70. skipped class?
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71. skipped class with teacher?
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72. had someone refuse to be with your because you whistled dirty
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songs?
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73. been a bore (not a pig-like thing in a previous life)?
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74. been bar hopping?
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75. been overcome by celibacy and didn't like it?
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76. been afraid you were slipping into monogamy
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77. been to a cocktail party?
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78. drank beer because you liked to piss?
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79. tried to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center
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of a Tootsie Roll Pop (it's NOT three)?
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80. dyed a pet strange colours (green, pink or purple)?
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81. dyed your hair an outrageous colour (deliberately)?
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82. owned a Slinky?
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83. hung a Slinky out a window?
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84. owned a Bill The Cat doll?
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85. hung Bill from the ceiling?
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86. thrown Bill down the stairs?
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87. thrown Bill out a window?
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88. videotaped a throwing of Bill for later playback?
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89. hung a stuffed animal in effigy?
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90. owned or driven a VW Microbus (with the shovels and rakes and
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implements of destruction)?
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II. Who Says You Need a Partner? OR I'm The Best I've Ever Had
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(Autoerotica and Mono-Sexualism - 91 Questions)
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(while the actions described here are usually done in private, it
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counts if others were present)
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Have you:
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91. scratched and sniffed any catalog?
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92. been sexually aroused?
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93. had an arousing or sexually explicit dream (Wet Dreams and the
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like)?
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94. skinny-dipped alone?
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95. read or bought erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit
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periodicals?
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96. read or bought pornographic material that might be described as
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really gross?
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97. subscribed to any erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit
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periodicals? (include alt.sex, alt.sex.whatever)
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98. read erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit books?
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99. read classic pornographic books (Candy, Fanny Hill, Naked Came
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the Stranger)?
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100. been bored while reading erotic, pornographic or sexually
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explicit literature?
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101. written erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature
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(lust letters count)?
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102. misspelled 'dirty' words, or misspelled other words as
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'dirty' words?
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103. read any sex manuals (e.g. Joy of Sex, Everything you always
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wanted to Know about Sex)?
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104. read Krafft-Ebing's Psychopathia Sexualis?
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105. read the Kama Sutra?
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106. read any Presidential report on obscenity?
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107. underlined, or marked 'good' parts?
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108. made an obscene phone call anonymously?
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109. received an anonymous obscene phone call?
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110. received an obscene phone call and had it turned you on?
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111. called any phone sex numbers (recorded or live)?
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112. recorded an obscene call for later playback?
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113. worked at a live phone sex number?
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114. had phone sex with a friend?
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115. masturbated (if you either blush at this question or answer 'no'
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to it, give up now and go listen to some Lawrence Welk)?
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116. masturbated more than four times in 24 hours?
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117. masturbated on a regular basis (more than once a week)?
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118. masturbated on a set schedule (Oops, gotta go, Mom. It's time
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for my 3:00 jerk-off)?
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119. masturbated to orgasm (isn't that the point?)?
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120. masturbated to multiple orgasm?
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121. fainted while masturbating as a result of orgasm?
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122. target-practice masturbated (females, too; it IS possible)?
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123. masturbated with a pillow or mattress?
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124. masturbated on a houseplant?
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125. used an aid while masturbating (dildo, pocket pussy, etc.)?
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126. used an inflatable doll for masturbating?
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127. masturbated against a house-hold appliance (ie, washing machine
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on spin cycle)?
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128. masturbated with food?
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129. eaten the food afterwards?
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130. fantasized about someone while masturbating?
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131. fantasized about someone masturbating while masturbating?
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132. fantasized while masturbating that you were of the opposite sex?
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133. masturbated while reading erotic, pornographic or sexually
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explicit literature?
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134. masturbated while reading textbooks (biology or human sexuality
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don't count)?
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135. masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in private
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(cable, videotape, or film)?
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136. masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in public
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(a theatre)?
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137. masturbated while on the phone (no kinky interpretations of "on
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the phone". This means you were talking to somebody through the
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phone lines while you were masturbating. The other party need
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not know what you were doing, you little pervert)?
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138. masturbated while driving?
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139. masturbated in a public bathroom?
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140. masturbated in a public bathroom of the opposite sex?
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141. masturbated in any public place?
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142. masturbated in the wild?
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143. masturbated where there was the possibility of being caught?
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144. been "caught" masturbating?
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145. adjusted your genitals in public (you'd think they'd be set at
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the factory)?
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146. performed oral sex on yourself (yes, it IS possible)?
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147. "basted" yourself (inserting a turkey baster into a major orifice
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and doing the suction thing)?
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148. inserted anything into your rectum and then walked around all
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day?
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149. affected an accent (SCA or Theatre doesn't count)?
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150. asked a female friend, of her new male friend, '.. is he hung'?
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151. sent a strip o gram?
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152. done a strip tease for someone?
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153. been to a burlesque show (Rocky Horror counts)?
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154. been to a peep show?
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155. been to a live sex show?
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156. been to a erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movie?
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157. been to a private showing of a erotic, pornographic or sexually
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explicit movie (The classic 'stag' party, even if you're female)?
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158. held a private showing of an erotic, pornographic or sexually
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explicit movie?
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159. practiced autoerotic asphyxia (trying to heighten your sexual
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pleasure through semi-suffocation)?
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160. bought or made a codpiece or padded bra?
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161. worn a codpiece or padded bra?
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162. wished you were of the opposite sex?
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163. decided that if you were to be of the opposite sex you'd want to
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be homosexual?
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164. had a friend of the opposite sex that you traded clothes with?
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165. had a sex change operation (they do amazing things with velcro)?
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166. worn clothing that was "revealing" (either of your figure, or
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that emphasized 'strategic' locations)?
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167. worn clothing that you didn't know was THAT revealing (like the
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seat has ripped out or such)?
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168. gone for more than one day in the same set of underwear?
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169. been in public without wearing underwear?
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170. photocopied personal portions of your anatomy (tits, ass, or
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genitals)?
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171. programed a computer to orgasm (yours or the computers, doesn't
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matter)?
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172. cruised (in an automobile)?
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173. cruised the bars?
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174. cruised the gay bars?
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175. cruised the leather bars?
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176. used toys to act out fantasies (Barbie dolls, My Little Pony,
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etc)?
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177. owned an erotic art piece (like the cat woman's phallic symbol in
|
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A Clockwork Orange)?
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178. sculpted an erotic art piece out of a sculptable material (clay,
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wood, soap, etc)?
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179. sculpted anything erotic out of food (mashed potatoes, etc)?
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180. eaten the erotic food?
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181. made an X or R rated snowman (or woman)?
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III. How Low Will You Go?
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(Ethical Considerations - 146 Questions)
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Have you:
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182. told bad jokes?
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183. made puns?
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184. made puns on obscenities (e.g. "knock knock." 'who's there?'
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"fornication", 'fornication who' "fornication like this you
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|
should wear a black tie")?
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185. told shaggy dog stories?
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186. flubbed a punch line?
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187. worked at a fast-food place?
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188. worked at a fast-food place for over a year?
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189. held a grudge?
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190. recited limericks?
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191. served cheap booze?
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192. passed cheap booze as the expensive stuff?
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193. not paid your library fines?
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194. lied?
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195. lied to somebody at somebody else's request?
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196. lied about your sexual preference to avoid a date?
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197. been in adultery (technically it's only if you were married, but
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counts if you weren't)?
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198. started a fight?
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199. started a bar fight?
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200. started a brawl?
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201. instigated a raid (panty or otherwise)?
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202. instigated a border raid?
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203. instigated a border war?
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204. watched Benny Hill, Monty Python, Dr. Ruth, Donahue, Geraldo or
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Oprah?
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205. watched primetime soaps?
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206. considered romance to be whatever gets him/her out of his/her
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clothes?
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207. considered anything more than a towel "overdressed"?
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208. not considered living together without benefit of clergy or legal
|
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sanction a sin (can't live in sin if you don't believe in it)?
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209. not respected the sanctity of living in sin (e.g., hit up on
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|
someone regardless of whether they lived with another)?
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210. implied greater or lesser (non-sexual) experience than you
|
|
actually possessed?
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211. implied greater or lesser sexual experience than you actually
|
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possessed?
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212. not thought it promiscuous having different partners annually?
|
|
213. not thought it promiscuous having different partners monthly?
|
|
214. not thought it promiscuous having different partners weekly?
|
|
215. not thought it promiscuous having different partners daily?
|
|
216. not thought it promiscuous having different partners at a time?
|
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217. had sex with someone whose name you didn't know at the time?
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218. had sex with someone whose name you still don't know?
|
|
219. had sex with someone whose name you don't remember?
|
|
220. had sex with someone whose name you don't want to know?
|
|
221. had sex with someone whose language you don't (or didn't) know?
|
|
222. had sex with someone whose face you never saw?
|
|
223. had sexual activity (not necessarily intercourse) with someone
|
|
ten or more years younger than you?
|
|
224. had sexual activity with someone ten or more years older than
|
|
you?
|
|
225. had sex (penetration) with someone half your age?
|
|
226. had sex with someone twice your age?
|
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227. had sex with someone for revenge (on them, on their current or
|
|
ex-, on your current or ex-)?
|
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228. been thought to have installed a 'takaticket' machine (as in 'now
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|
serving number...')?
|
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229. gone to a motel for the sole purpose of sexual activity?
|
|
230. lied about how old you were for purposes of sexual activity?
|
|
231. lied about how old you were in order to obtain alcohol?
|
|
232. broken your word, vow or promise?
|
|
233. told someone you loved them when you did not?
|
|
234. were nice to someone in hopes of having sex with them?
|
|
235. told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted
|
|
sex with them?
|
|
236. fantasized during sexual activity about somebody other than the
|
|
one present during sexual activity?
|
|
237. fantasized during sexual activity that you were somebody else?
|
|
238. fantasized during sexual activity about Smurfs (or any cartoon
|
|
character)?
|
|
239. faked orgasm (guys too)?
|
|
240. told them they were great when they weren't?
|
|
241. intentionally 'eavesdroped' while others were engaged in sexual
|
|
activity?
|
|
242. plotted conspiracy?
|
|
243. plotted murder (commission is covered later)?
|
|
244. shown erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movies or videos
|
|
to get someone in the mood?
|
|
245. used alcohol to lower someone's inhibitions about sexual activity
|
|
(yours included)?
|
|
246. used another drug to lower someone's inhibitions about sexual
|
|
activity (yours included)?
|
|
247. dipped into capital (been unable to live on one's investment
|
|
income. An 'Old Money' no-no. If you have to ask the answer is
|
|
'no.')?
|
|
248. kited checks?
|
|
249. used credit cards without the owner's consent or knowledge?
|
|
250. traded on inside information?
|
|
251. ignored someone because you didn't want to admit you had sex with
|
|
them?
|
|
252. wanted something or someone that someone else has, simply because
|
|
they have it and you don't (coveted)?
|
|
253. gone on a date in one night with two or more people with each
|
|
person unaware of the other(s)?
|
|
254. gone steady with two or more people with each person unaware of
|
|
the other(s)?
|
|
255. gone steady with two or more people with all aware of the
|
|
other(s)?
|
|
256. implied having had sex with someone when you hadn't?
|
|
257. denied having sex with someone when you had (not telling your
|
|
parents is merely survival)?
|
|
258. gossiped?
|
|
259. had a "sex contest" with friends (where the object is to see who
|
|
can score with more people)?
|
|
260. been in military service?
|
|
261. put an ad in the persons to persons?
|
|
262. put an ad for a sex partner?
|
|
263. advertised for a sex partner including a photograph?
|
|
264. answered an advert for a sex partner?
|
|
265. exited through a window because someone came home unexpectedly?
|
|
266. taken someone someplace to be seen in their company?
|
|
267. taken someone someplace to be seen in their company by someone in
|
|
particular?
|
|
268. been in a wet t-shirt contest?
|
|
269. won a wet t-shirt contest?
|
|
270. judged a wet t-shirt contest?
|
|
271. been in a whose-better-physically-equipped contest (guys or
|
|
girls)?
|
|
272. won a whose-better-physically-equipped contest (zzzip.. :thud:)?
|
|
273. participated in a "sword-fight" with yours or somebody else's
|
|
naughty bits (use your imagination)?
|
|
274. given your kids unusual names based on puns (Shanda Lear, Laurel
|
|
Ann Hardy)?
|
|
275. given your kids unusual names in general (Dweezel)?
|
|
276. named your child after a porn star (John Holmes Smith, Amber Lynn
|
|
Cunningham, etc.)?
|
|
277. named your child after a porn star without the other parent
|
|
knowing the origin of the name?
|
|
278. given your cat or dog a mohawk or a punk harido?
|
|
279. gone to a scary movie as an excuse to get close to someone?
|
|
280. fed someone 'treif' (eg non-kosher food, as in, a ham and cheese
|
|
sandwich. Only counts if they were keeping kosher at the time)?
|
|
281. mixed meat and dairy?
|
|
282. eaten 'treif' (i.e. non-kosher food. Only counts if you were
|
|
keeping kosher at the time)?
|
|
283. eaten during daylight during Ramadan?
|
|
284. eaten read meat on Friday (an RC no-no)?
|
|
285. fed someone dogfood?
|
|
286. been in a gross out contest?
|
|
287. been in a gross out contest, and won?
|
|
288. hired someone more for their looks?
|
|
289. wife-(or husband) swapped?
|
|
290. wanted to trade them in for a working model?
|
|
291. been willing to trade 'em off cheap?
|
|
292. flirted with in-laws?
|
|
293. told somebody something "for their own good"?
|
|
294. had sex without the use of a birth control method more effective
|
|
than prayer (Oh God don't let me/her get pregnant)?
|
|
295. had sex without the use of even prayer (they call people who do
|
|
this frequently "parents")?
|
|
296. had sex with the "pull-out" method of birth control?
|
|
297. pulled out and come in his/her mouth (or had someone pull out an
|
|
come in your mouth) so as to not have to clean up afterwards?
|
|
298. welshed on a bet or wager?
|
|
299. offered sexual favors as payoff for a wager?
|
|
300. offered another's sexual favors as payoff for your wager?
|
|
301. feared that you might be (or caused someone to be)
|
|
unintentionally pregnant?
|
|
302. found out that you were (or caused someone to be) unintentionally
|
|
pregnant?
|
|
303. drooled on someone?
|
|
304. had someone drool on you?
|
|
305. always accepted sex (never refused it regardless of race,
|
|
creed, colour, religion, age, gender, condition, or politics)?
|
|
306. accepted sloppy seconds (it's better than nothing)?
|
|
307. offered sex for money or other consideration (a better grade,
|
|
raise, "services rendered")?
|
|
308. had sex with someone who was merely doing you a favor?
|
|
309. demanded sex for money or other consideration ("Put out or walk"/
|
|
"I'll scream if you don't" are but the more blatant forms)?
|
|
310. coerced someone into having sex with you (you were going to be
|
|
impossible to be with unless your hormone level was lowered)?
|
|
311. accepted sex for money or other consideration (a better grade,
|
|
raise, "services rendered")?
|
|
312. cashed in your soda-pop can lids (the ones that if you get it off
|
|
of the can in once piece you get a free fuck)?
|
|
313. offered a sympathy fuck?
|
|
314. offered a sympathy fuck, and been rejected (time to go back to
|
|
the masturbation section)?
|
|
315. drank all but the last quarter inch from the milk carton or
|
|
water bottle and put it back in the cooler (so you wouldn't have
|
|
to refill it)?
|
|
316. woke up the next morning with the computer keyboard on your
|
|
pillow (you might be programming too much)?
|
|
317. tried to convince your partner that intercourse would help
|
|
prevent/relieve cramps?
|
|
318. tried to convince your partner that oral sex was good for the
|
|
complexion?
|
|
319. considered sperm a protein supplement (works better than peanuts
|
|
on those long summer nights)?
|
|
320. questioned someone about their sex life when they were incapable
|
|
of not answering (e.g. they were truly wasted, or talking in
|
|
their sleep)?
|
|
321. questioned a significant other about their sex life when they
|
|
were incapable of not answering?
|
|
322. used whatever they said against them?
|
|
323. read somebody's diary without his/her consent or knowledge?
|
|
324. searched somebody's room/house without his/her consent or
|
|
knowledge?
|
|
325. attempted to corrupt someone's morals?
|
|
326. attempted to corrupt someone's morals and discover it is too
|
|
late?
|
|
327. attempted to corrupt someone's morals only to discover they know
|
|
things you don't?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
IV. I Fought the Law and *I* Won
|
|
(Legal technicalities - 70 Questions)
|
|
|
|
Have you:
|
|
|
|
328. deliberately bounced a check?
|
|
329. shoplifted?
|
|
330. 'borrowed' something of value with no intention of returning
|
|
it ('borrowing' kleenex, condoms or tampons, doesn't count)?
|
|
331. written graffiti?
|
|
332. committed murder?
|
|
333. attempted to commit suicide?
|
|
334. succeeded?
|
|
335. had a fake id?
|
|
336. manufactured a fake id?
|
|
337. speeded (automotive, not pharmaceutical)?
|
|
338. drag raced (on the street)?
|
|
339. driven without a license?
|
|
340. driven while suspended?
|
|
341. bought or sold anything on a black market?
|
|
342. stolen any item or cash?
|
|
343. stolen a kiss?
|
|
344. used bootleg software?
|
|
345. plotted felony (that's conspiracy and may count)?
|
|
346. operated a vehicle or piece of heavy machinery while intoxicated?
|
|
347. plotted treason (betrayal of state secrets)?
|
|
348. lead someone to believe they were the father when they weren't?
|
|
349. lead someone to believe they weren't the father when they were?
|
|
350. been liable for arrest on a morals charge (pandering, pimping,
|
|
prostitution, impersonating a human being)?
|
|
351. been a pool, card or chess shark?
|
|
352. incited to riot?
|
|
353. plotted a coup (civic class doesn't count)?
|
|
354. committed sedition (plotting to overthrow the government)?
|
|
355. committed sedation (bored an audience to sleep)?
|
|
356. committed treason?
|
|
357. been thought politically unreliable?
|
|
358. been thought politically reliable?
|
|
359. looted, raped, pillaged or burned (The Barbarian Pentathlon)?
|
|
360. sent a chain letter?
|
|
361. started a chain letter?
|
|
362. made unregistered explosive devices (bombs)?
|
|
363. made or acquired 'elint' (electronic intelligence) equipment
|
|
(bugs)?
|
|
364. installed or used 'elint' equipment (wiretaps, tape recorders,
|
|
etc)?
|
|
365. stayed for a second feature having paid only for the first?
|
|
366. removed the tag that says "do not remove under penalty of law"?
|
|
367. rode public transportation w/o paying?
|
|
368. raised tuition/rent by streetwalking?
|
|
369. pistol whipped someone?
|
|
370. been a bigamist (that's very bigamy to admit it)?
|
|
371. carried concealed weapons?
|
|
372. evaded taxes?
|
|
373. evaded custom duties by not declaring something subject to a
|
|
duty or tax?
|
|
374. been cited in divorce proceedings as the other woman/man?
|
|
375. been cited in divorce proceedings as the other woman/man and
|
|
wish you actually were?
|
|
376. deliberately failed to pay child support?
|
|
377. had someone buy alcohol for you while you were still a minor?
|
|
378. bought your own alcohol while still a minor?
|
|
379. been drunk while still a minor?
|
|
380. bought alcohol for minors?
|
|
381. had sexual activity while under the age of consent (masturbation
|
|
doesn't count)?
|
|
382. had sexual activity while under the age of consent with
|
|
someone over the age of consent?
|
|
383. had sexual activity since reaching the age of consent with
|
|
someone under the age of consent?
|
|
384. plagiarized?
|
|
385. been to a "public bath"?
|
|
386. patronized a prostitute?
|
|
387. been to a "massage parlor"?
|
|
388. been to a brothel as a customer?
|
|
389. been to a brothel as an employee?
|
|
390. contracted a 'social' disease (not just the common cold)?
|
|
391. contracted mono?
|
|
392. been treated for exposure to a STD (sexually transmitted
|
|
disease) because someone you'd been with had been?
|
|
393. had a curable STD?
|
|
394. had an incurable STD
|
|
395. had sex with someone knowing you had been exposed to a STD?
|
|
396. had sex with someone knowing they had been exposed to a STD?
|
|
397. gotten a 'frequent flier' bonus at the free clinic?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
V. Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Hiney Ho
|
|
(Cults, Occults, Ghosts, Aliens, and Weirdness - 30 Questions)
|
|
|
|
Have you:
|
|
|
|
398. spotted Elvis at a 7-11 (or wherever)?
|
|
399. been a member of the Order, Aryan Nation, or the like?
|
|
400. joined a nunnery or a monastery because you were sick of sex?
|
|
401. been a member of a religious group outside of a world-accepted
|
|
religion (Satan worship, Vegisexual, etc)?
|
|
402. been a member of a cult?
|
|
403. been a high-ranking member in any non-accepted group (and, even
|
|
though Wicca is an accepted religion, we'll take that, too)?
|
|
404. played a record backwards to hear the message?
|
|
405. actually heard the message?
|
|
406. participated in a satanic ritual?
|
|
407. sold your soul to the devil?
|
|
408. drunk blood?
|
|
409. sacrificed an animal in a religious ritual?
|
|
410. sacrificed a human in a religious ritual?
|
|
411. used a Ouija board?
|
|
412. followed your horoscope?
|
|
413. had your Tarot cards read or read someone else's?
|
|
414. participated in a seance?
|
|
415. communicated with another plane?
|
|
416. had visual contact with someone/thing from another plane?
|
|
417. been to another plane?
|
|
418. had an out of body experience?
|
|
419. practiced witchcraft?
|
|
420. cast a spell for amusement?
|
|
421. cast a spell for revenge?
|
|
422. cast a spell for somebody else?
|
|
423. had a spell backfire with disasterous effects?
|
|
424. seen a UFO
|
|
425. communicated with beings from another world (aliens)?
|
|
426. been on a UFO?
|
|
427. are you an alien?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
VI. This Looks Like a Good Place for a Stick-Up (Non-Platonic
|
|
Activities (the steamy part) Part 1 - Men)
|
|
(86 Questions)
|
|
|
|
With or by a person of the male gender, have you:
|
|
|
|
428. been propositioned for necking or petting by a man?
|
|
429. been propositioned for any sexual practice by a man?
|
|
430. been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a man?
|
|
431. been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
|
|
432. received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)?
|
|
433. received a hickey in an intimate location?
|
|
434. received scratch marks or nail marks?
|
|
435. been bit or nibbled upon?
|
|
436. been bit in an intimate location?
|
|
437. had your clothed leg fondled or stroked by a man?
|
|
438. had your clothed body fondled or stroked?
|
|
439. had your clothed breast or nipples fondled or stroked?
|
|
440. had your covered genitals fondled, pet, stroked, or otherwise
|
|
handled?
|
|
441. had your bare legs fondled or stroked by a man?
|
|
442. had your bare body fondled or stroked?
|
|
443. had your bare breast or nipples fondled or stroked?
|
|
444. had your bare genitals fondled, pet, stroked, or otherwise
|
|
handled?
|
|
445. propositioned a man for necking or petting?
|
|
446. propositioned a man for any sexual practice?
|
|
447. pinched or patted a man's buttocks?
|
|
448. kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
|
|
449. petted above or below the waist?
|
|
450. given a hickey?
|
|
451. given a hickey in an intimate location?
|
|
452. left scratches or nail marks?
|
|
453. left teeth marks?
|
|
454. left teeth marks in an intimate location?
|
|
455. fondled or stroked a man's clothed legs?
|
|
456. fondled or stroked a man's clothed body?
|
|
457. stroked or fondled a man's clothed breast or nipple?
|
|
458. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a man's covered
|
|
genitals?
|
|
459. fondled or stroked a man's bare legs?
|
|
460. fondled or stroked a man's bare body?
|
|
461. stroked or fondled a man's bare breast or nipple?
|
|
462. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a man's bare
|
|
genitals?
|
|
463. been involved with pelvic thrusting while clothed (it really
|
|
drives you insa-a-ane)?
|
|
464. had sex with a man?
|
|
465. had you fingers licked or sucked?
|
|
466. licked or sucked a man's fingers?
|
|
467. had your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or
|
|
nibbled?
|
|
468. licked, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a man's ear or ear
|
|
region?
|
|
469. fondled a man who was asleep?
|
|
470. woken up being fondled?
|
|
471. had sex with a man who was asleep and he didn't wake up?
|
|
472. had sex with a man who was asleep and he did wake up?
|
|
473. slept through sexual activity (him doing it to you)?
|
|
474. woken up in the midst of a man having sexual activity with you?
|
|
475. given a man a backrub or massage with ulterior motives?
|
|
476. did it work?
|
|
477. been petted to orgasm?
|
|
478. petted to orgasm?
|
|
479. performed fellatio ("oral stimulation of the penis" Webster)?
|
|
480. tasted a man's orgasmic fluids?
|
|
481. gagged when they came in your mouth?
|
|
482. received oral sex?
|
|
483. performed mutual oral sex ('69')?
|
|
484. performed mutual masturbation?
|
|
485. watched while a man masturbated?
|
|
486. had a man watch while you masturbated?
|
|
487. orgasmed in him (if possible)?
|
|
488. had him orgasm in you?
|
|
489. orgasmed on him?
|
|
490. had him orgasm on you?
|
|
491. kissed a man (or boy) on a first date?
|
|
492. necked with a man (or boy) on a first date?
|
|
493. petted with a man (or boy) on a first date?
|
|
494. had oral sex on a first date?
|
|
495. given oral sex on a first date?
|
|
496. fucked on a first date?
|
|
497. had oral sex instead of intercourse?
|
|
498. performed anal sex on a man (dildo or whatever)?
|
|
499. received anal sex from a man (dildo or whatever)?
|
|
500. performed oral stimulation of the anus on a man?
|
|
501. received oral stimulation of the anus from a man?
|
|
502. been seen naked under good lighting by a man (note: nude is
|
|
expected (e.g. in a shower room or at a nude beach), naked
|
|
is when you didn't expect to be seen (e.g. in the
|
|
bathroom).)?
|
|
503. seen a man naked under good lighting?
|
|
504. undressed under good lighting, knowing a man was watching you?
|
|
505. been in a man's company while both of you were nude without
|
|
anything steamy happening?
|
|
506. bathed or showered with a man?
|
|
507. let a man wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing it
|
|
yourself?
|
|
508. washed a man who was perfectly capable of washing himself?
|
|
509. had sex while in the shower?
|
|
510. had sex while taking a bath?
|
|
511. seduced a man?
|
|
512. allowed yourself to be seduced?
|
|
513. had sex with a virgin (not yourself)?
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|
|
|
|
|
|
|
VII. Julia Child, Eat Yourself Out
|
|
(Kitchen Utensils and Power Tools - 42 Questions)
|
|
|
|
Do you own, or have you ever owned, the following:
|
|
|
|
514. a manual can opener?
|
|
515. an electric can opener?
|
|
516. a spaghetti strainer?
|
|
517. a variable-speed blender?
|
|
518. an electric mixer?
|
|
519. a really, really big spoon?
|
|
520. a fondue fork?
|
|
521. corn on the cob holders?
|
|
522. a turnip twaddler?
|
|
523. an ice-cream scooper?
|
|
524. chopsticks?
|
|
525. salad tongs?
|
|
526. a salad shooter?
|
|
527. a salad scooper?
|
|
528. a veg-o-matic?
|
|
529. an electric juicer?
|
|
530. a tea-leaf strainer?
|
|
531. a socket wrench (English)?
|
|
532. a socket wrench (metric)?
|
|
533. a screwdriver (Flathead)?
|
|
534. a screwdriver (phillips)?
|
|
535. an electric screwdriver?
|
|
536. an electric hammer?
|
|
537. an electric dog-polisher?
|
|
538. a gasoline-powered turtle-neck sweater?
|
|
539. a tackle box?
|
|
540. a metal spatula (NOT a flipper. There's a difference. A spatula
|
|
is long, skinny, and NOT bent)?
|
|
541. a rubber spatula?
|
|
542. a pocket fisherman?
|
|
543. a power drill?
|
|
544. a chain saw?
|
|
545. a flame thrower?
|
|
546. a mig welder?
|
|
547. a jack-hammer?
|
|
548. a bulldozer?
|
|
549. a wreaking-ball?
|
|
|
|
550. have you used a spatula for flogging purposes?
|
|
551. do you fanatise about new and unusual utensils or tools?
|
|
552. do you get excited when you enter a kitchen or work-room?
|
|
553. have you used any of the above for masturbation?
|
|
554. have you used any of the above for any sexual practice?
|
|
|
|
42. have you ever owned The Spatula (if you have to ask, the answer
|
|
is 'no')?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
VIII. Something Smells Fishy Down Here
|
|
(Non-Platonic Activities (the steamy part) Part 2 - Women)
|
|
(84 Questions)
|
|
|
|
With or by a person of the female gender, have you:
|
|
|
|
556. been propositioned by a woman for necking or petting?
|
|
557. been propositioned by a woman for any sexual practice?
|
|
558. been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a woman?
|
|
559. been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
|
|
560. received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)?
|
|
561. received a hickey in an intimate location?
|
|
562. been scratched or marked by her?
|
|
563. been nibbled or bit?
|
|
564. been nibbled or bit in an intimate location?
|
|
565. had your clothed legs fondled or stroked by a woman?
|
|
566. had your clothed body fondled or stroked?
|
|
567. had your clothed breast or nipples fondled or stroked?
|
|
568. had your covered genitals fondled, stroked, pet, or otherwise
|
|
handled?
|
|
569. had your bare legs your bare legs fondled or stroked by a woman?
|
|
570. had your bare body fondled or stroked?
|
|
571. had your bare breast or nipples fondled or stroked?
|
|
572. have your bare genitals fondled, stroked, pet, or otherwise
|
|
handled?
|
|
573. propositioned a woman for necking or petting?
|
|
574. propositioned a woman for any sexual practice?
|
|
575. pinched or patted a woman's buttocks?
|
|
576. kissed a woman below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
|
|
577. petted above or below the waist?
|
|
578. given a hickey to a woman?
|
|
579. given a hickey in an intimate location?
|
|
580. left scratches or nail marks on her?
|
|
581. left teeth marks?
|
|
582. left teeth marks in an intimate location?
|
|
583. fondled or stroked a woman's clothed legs?
|
|
584. fondled or stroked a woman's clothed body?
|
|
585. stroked or fondled a woman's clothed breast or nipple?
|
|
586. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a woman's
|
|
covered genitals?
|
|
587. fondled or stroked a woman's bare legs?
|
|
588. fondled or stroked a woman's bare body?
|
|
589. stroked or fondled a woman's bare breast or nipple?
|
|
590. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a woman's bare
|
|
genitals?
|
|
591. been involved with pelvic thrusting while clothed?
|
|
592. had sex with a woman?
|
|
593. had you fingers licked or sucked?
|
|
594. licked or sucked a woman's fingers?
|
|
595. had your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or
|
|
nibbled?
|
|
596. licked, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a woman's ear?
|
|
597. fondled a woman who was asleep?
|
|
598. woken up being fondled?
|
|
599. had sex with a woman who was asleep and she didn't wake up?
|
|
600. had sex with a woman who was asleep and she did wake up?
|
|
601. slept through sexual activity (she doing it to you)?
|
|
602. woken up in the midst of a woman having sexual activity with
|
|
you?
|
|
603. given a woman a backrub or massage with ulterior motives?
|
|
604. did it work?
|
|
605. been petted to orgasm?
|
|
606. petted to orgasm?
|
|
607. performed cunnilingus ("oral stimulation of the vulva or
|
|
clitoris")?
|
|
608. tasted a woman's orgasmic fluids?
|
|
609. received oral sex?
|
|
610. performed mutual oral sex ('69')?
|
|
611. performed mutual masturbation?
|
|
612. watched while a woman masturbated?
|
|
613. had a woman watch while you masturbated?
|
|
614. orgasmed in her (if possible)?
|
|
615. orgasmed on her?
|
|
616. had her orgasm on you?
|
|
617. kissed a woman (or girl) on a first date?
|
|
618. necked with a woman (or girl) on a first date?
|
|
619. petted with a woman (or girl) on a first date?
|
|
620. had oral sex on a first date?
|
|
621. given oral sex on a first date?
|
|
622. fucked on a first date?
|
|
623. had oral sex instead of intercourse?
|
|
624. performed anal sex on a woman (dildo or whatever)?
|
|
625. received anal sex from a woman (dildo or whatever)?
|
|
626. performed oral stimulation of the anus on a woman?
|
|
627. received oral stimulation of the anus from a woman?
|
|
628. been seen naked under good lighting by a woman (note: nude
|
|
is expected (e.g. in a shower room or at a nude beach),
|
|
naked is when you didn't expect to be seen (e.g. in the
|
|
bathroom).)?
|
|
629. seen a woman naked under good lighting?
|
|
630. undressed under good lighting, knowing a woman was watching you?
|
|
631. been in a woman's company while both of you were nude without
|
|
anything steamy happening?
|
|
632. bathed or showered with a woman (non-coed facilities don't
|
|
count)?
|
|
633. let a woman wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing
|
|
it yourself?
|
|
634. washed a woman who was perfectly capable of washing herself?
|
|
635. had sex while in the shower?
|
|
636. had sex while taking a bath?
|
|
637. seduced a woman?
|
|
638. allowed yourself to be seduced?
|
|
639. had sex with a virgin (We're Virgin Destroyers - We won't go down
|
|
in history, but we will go down on your little sister)?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
IX. The Nitty and the Gritty
|
|
(Things To Do and People To Do Them With - 65 Questions)
|
|
|
|
Are you now, or have you ever been:
|
|
|
|
640. engaged in heterosexual activity (with a member of the opposite
|
|
sex) ?
|
|
641. If you answered 'yes', would you do it again? If you answered
|
|
'no', have you thought about it?
|
|
642. engaged in homosexual activity [with a member of your sex (who
|
|
better to know what feels good?)]?
|
|
643. If you answered 'yes', would you do it again? If you answered
|
|
'no', have you thought about it?
|
|
644. engaged in bisexual activity (defined here as sexual activity
|
|
with both genders on a relatively even ratio for the period of
|
|
time in question)?
|
|
645. If you answered 'yes', would you do it again? If you answered
|
|
'no', have you thought about it?
|
|
646. engaged in incestual activity [with a member of your family
|
|
(incest is best - put your sister to the test)]?
|
|
647. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
648. engaged in homosexual incest (with a member of your family and
|
|
gender)?
|
|
649. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
650. engaged in bestiality (sex with non-humans, not the merely
|
|
sub human, so that jerk at the party doesn't count)?
|
|
651. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
652. engaged in xeno eroticism [sexual activity with alien life
|
|
forms (NOT the kind without green cards)]?
|
|
653. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
654. engaged in pedophilia (sexual activity with pre-teenage
|
|
children)?
|
|
655. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
656. engaged in bondage ('voluntarily', you had some control on
|
|
initiation.)?
|
|
657. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
658. engaged in sodomy (defined as either: 1) copulation with a member
|
|
of the same sex or with animals or 2) non-coital intercourse, esp
|
|
anal or oral copulation with the opposite sex)?
|
|
659. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
660. practiced cocrophilia (using feces or filth for sexual
|
|
excitement)?
|
|
661. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
662. practiced frotteurism (masturbation by rubbing against another
|
|
person)?
|
|
663. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
664. practiced mysophilia (a dependency on something soiled or filthy,
|
|
such as dirty underwear or used menstrual pads (like the female
|
|
gym teacher in Porky's))?
|
|
665. practiced klismaphilia (a dependency on being given an enema)?
|
|
666. practiced zipitage (the picking of other people's zits)?
|
|
667. performed analingus ("oral stimulation of the anus")?
|
|
668. If you answered 'yes', would you do it again? If you answered
|
|
'no', have you thought about it?
|
|
669. practiced "role-playing" for sexual purposes (nurse/patient,
|
|
teacher/student, border guard/well-endowed co-ed)?
|
|
670. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
671. crossed dressed (dressing in clothing of the opposite sex),
|
|
other than for a costume party?
|
|
672. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
673. crossed dressed for a party or as a joke and discovered you
|
|
liked it (shouldn't watch Rocky Horror so much)?
|
|
674. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
675. practiced necrophilia [sex with the dead (truly deceased. That
|
|
innocent young virgin you molested doesn't count, no matter how
|
|
frigid she was)]?
|
|
676. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
677. practiced zombiphilia (sex with the undead)?
|
|
678. had a leather fetish?
|
|
679. had a rubber fetish (insisting on the use of rubbers doesn't
|
|
qualify)?
|
|
680. performed anal intercourse ("That'd have to be in the butt,
|
|
Bob")?
|
|
681. If you answered 'yes', would you do it again? If you answered
|
|
'no', have you thought about it?
|
|
682. caused another person pain for your pleasure (its called sadism)?
|
|
683. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
684. had another inflict pain for your own pleasure (its called
|
|
masochism)?
|
|
685. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
686. tied up a masochist and refused to cause them pain (its called
|
|
cruel)?
|
|
687. used Schedule I (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (synthetic
|
|
opiates, meth-amphetamines, marijuana, hallucinogens, LSD)?
|
|
(with over 145 drugs scheduled, we're not listing them all)
|
|
688. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
689. used Schedule II (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (opium, coca
|
|
leave products (Coca Cola is doesn't count))?
|
|
690. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
691. used Schedule III (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs ( barbiturates,
|
|
lysergic acid, amphetamine)?
|
|
692. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
693. used Schedule IV (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (Barbital, chloral
|
|
Hydrate, Phenobarbital)?
|
|
. been seen M Z[~
|
|
GERBILDOC3 B
|
|
1500 Point Purity Test Page *21* of 42
|
|
CR N N @ @ D N N N PRINTER
|
|
694. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
695. abused Schedule V (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (codeine)?
|
|
696. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
697. intentionally urinated on someone (its called 'golden
|
|
showers', 'water sports', or piss fights)?
|
|
698. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
699. intentionally defecated on someone (it's called sick)?
|
|
700. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
701. intentionally urinated on yourself?
|
|
702. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
703. intentionally defecated on yourself?
|
|
704. yes, again; no, thought?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
X. The Meaning Of Life
|
|
(Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n Roll - 124 Questions)
|
|
|
|
have you:
|
|
|
|
705. considered the song "I want to hold you hand" suggestive?
|
|
706. considered 'why don't we do it in the road' a reasonable
|
|
question?
|
|
707. do you know (no guessing) who followed Hendrix at Woodstock?
|
|
708. been intoxicated from alcohol?
|
|
709. been intoxicated from some other drug?
|
|
710. been intoxicated from a controlled or illicit drug?
|
|
711. introduced someone to 'drugs' in general?
|
|
712. introduced someone to a new (to them) drug?
|
|
713. used over the counter drugs for purposes of getting intoxicated?
|
|
714. taken any drug that you weren't sure what it was, just to
|
|
find out what it does (foolish you)?
|
|
715. used prescription drugs that you didn't 'need' or have the
|
|
prescription for ('abused' a controlled substance)?
|
|
716. bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug?
|
|
717. bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug, wholesale?
|
|
718. sold as a controlled or illicit drug a non-drug item (burned
|
|
somebody)?
|
|
719. bought a controlled or illicit drug in bulk for personal use?
|
|
720. frequently bought controlled or illicit drugs in bulk for
|
|
personal use (like weekly or there about)?
|
|
721. had a standing order with your supplier?
|
|
722. taken a non-prescription opiate (heroin, morphine, or opium)
|
|
723. more than 4 times?
|
|
724. ingested cocaine (bolivian marching powder)?
|
|
725. more than once?
|
|
726. more than four times?
|
|
727. smoked crack?
|
|
728. more than once?
|
|
729. more than four times?
|
|
730. freebased?
|
|
731. chugged?
|
|
732. sniffed glue?
|
|
733. smoked the killer weed (tobacco)?
|
|
734. more than once?
|
|
735. on a regular basis?
|
|
736. chain smoked?
|
|
737. smoked the killer weed (marijuana)?
|
|
738. more than once?
|
|
739. more than four times?
|
|
740. smoked the killer weed (oregano)?
|
|
741. smoked the killer weed (parsley)?
|
|
742. smoked banana peels?
|
|
743. smoked clove cigarettes?
|
|
744. chewed tobacco, or snuff?
|
|
745. gargled with hard liquor (No more mediciny breath!)?
|
|
746. had alcohol for breakfast?
|
|
747. drank Coke & nutmeg?
|
|
748. drank Coke & aspirin?
|
|
749. made Alice B. Toklas Cookies (marijuana or hash brownies)?
|
|
750. eaten Alice B. Toklas Cookies?
|
|
751. inhaled nitrous oxide (laughing gas) recreationally?
|
|
752. injected any non-prescription drug into yourself?
|
|
753. more than once?
|
|
754. more than four times?
|
|
755. injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneously
|
|
into yourself?
|
|
756. more than once?
|
|
757. more than four times?
|
|
758. injected any non-prescription drug into someone else?
|
|
759. more than once?
|
|
760. injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneously
|
|
into someone else?
|
|
761. more than once?
|
|
762. played a drinking game?
|
|
763. won a drinking game?
|
|
764. played a game where it was unknown who would be getting drugs
|
|
(who's got the pill, etc)?
|
|
765. spiked a punch with alcohol?
|
|
766. spiked a punch with other drugs?
|
|
767. taken any synthetic hallucinogen (MDA, STP, Deep Purple, or
|
|
Sandoz)?
|
|
768. did you understand the examples in the last question?
|
|
769. ingested any 'natural' hallucinogen (peyote, mescaline,
|
|
'shrooms, ergot)?
|
|
770. more than once?
|
|
771. more than four times?
|
|
772. had a bad trip?
|
|
773. had a flashback?
|
|
774. gotten a bad batch?
|
|
775. taken hallucinogens for enlightenment, or other philosophical
|
|
reason?
|
|
776. taken PCP or other veterinary drug?
|
|
777. more than once?
|
|
778. more than four times?
|
|
779. taken any 'designer' drugs?
|
|
780. done speed or meth-amphetamine?
|
|
781. more than once?
|
|
782. more than four times?
|
|
783. made or synthesized your own drugs?
|
|
784. made or synthesized drugs, 'commercially' (been the lab)?
|
|
785. grown your own?
|
|
786. bred your own?
|
|
787. bought 'moonshine' (any alcoholic beverage made outside the
|
|
Federal limit of 200 gallons annually for personal consumption)?
|
|
788. been to a rock concert?
|
|
789. been to a heavy metal concert?
|
|
790. been to a Frank Zappa rock concert?
|
|
791. been to a Barry Manilow concert?
|
|
792. listened to acid rock?
|
|
793. were you at Woodstock?
|
|
794. been a groupie?
|
|
795. been a roadie?
|
|
796. thought about starting a band to meet groupies?
|
|
797. thought about starting a band to get good dope?
|
|
798. actually started a band to get groupies or dope?
|
|
799. told someone you were with the band?
|
|
800. did it work?
|
|
801. sung dirty songs, the kind with no subtlety in the lyrics
|
|
(e.g. Let's get drunk and Screw)?
|
|
802. sung bawdy songs (e.g. Polka Dot Undies, Do your ears hang
|
|
low, the Bottle Song)?
|
|
803. composed bawdy lyrics?
|
|
804. brewed your own?
|
|
805. had sex while drunk or stoned?
|
|
806. had sex while on acid?
|
|
807. bungee-jumped on acid?
|
|
808. had sex while on any drug?
|
|
809. used the USC Scheduled Drug List as a checklist of what to try?
|
|
810. used the USC Scheduled Drug List as a checklist of what to try
|
|
while having sex?
|
|
811. used any drug when you were to wasted to know if it had any
|
|
effect (e.g. smoked pot while blitzed)?
|
|
812. used a second drug to cancel out the effects of a first (using
|
|
downers after uppers, etc. [it doesn't work])?
|
|
813. taken mood altering drugs without prescription (valium or
|
|
quaalude)?
|
|
814. been told you had sex the night before and you can't recall a
|
|
thing?
|
|
815. awaken the next morning wondering where you were?
|
|
816. awaken the next morning wondering if you had a good time?
|
|
817. awaken the next morning wondering where you were, and who's
|
|
that next to you?
|
|
818. awaken the next morning wondering who you were?
|
|
819. felt like the Three Bears (who's been sleeping in my bed)?
|
|
820. felt like Baby Bear (who's that sleeping in my bed)?
|
|
821. ever thrown up from too much alcohol [aka driven the
|
|
porcelain bus, blown chips, tossing your cookies, the
|
|
technicolor yawn, praying to the porcelain god, called for
|
|
the car (There's Ralph's Buick)]?
|
|
822. ever had blackouts (periods where you don't remember what
|
|
happened)?
|
|
823. been hung over?
|
|
824. had a hangover last more than one day?
|
|
825. taken the hair of the dog that bit you (drinking to cure a
|
|
hangover)?
|
|
826. been to an AA meeting, or the like?
|
|
827. been to a drug-rehab meeting?
|
|
828. been to a LAGA (Lesbian and Gay Alliance) meeting or the like?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
XI. Green Eggs and Ham
|
|
(Locality - 178 Questions))
|
|
|
|
"have you done it on a plane,
|
|
have you done it on a train;
|
|
have you done it in your bed,
|
|
have you done it on your head;
|
|
Have you, have you,
|
|
had green eggs and ham"
|
|
(with apologies to Dr Seuss)
|
|
|
|
Have you:
|
|
|
|
829. with others in the same room, necked/petted?
|
|
830. with others in the same room, had oral sex?
|
|
831. with others in the same room fucked?
|
|
832. with others in the same room, necked/petted without them knowing?
|
|
833. with others in the same room, had oral sex without them knowing?
|
|
834. with others in the same room, fucked without them knowing?
|
|
835. while parents were sleeping, necked/petted?
|
|
836. while parents were sleeping, had oral sex?
|
|
837. while parents were sleeping, fucked?
|
|
838. while parents were awake, necked/petted?
|
|
839. while parents were awake, had oral sex?
|
|
840. while parents were awake, fucked?
|
|
841. while parents were awake in the same room, necked/petted?
|
|
842. while parents were awake in the same room, had oral sex?
|
|
843. while parents were awake in the same room, fucked?
|
|
844. while hot tubbing, necked/petted?
|
|
845. while hot tubbing, had oral sex?
|
|
846. while hot tubbing, fucked?
|
|
847. in a sauna or steam bath, necked/petted?
|
|
848. in a sauna or steam bath, had oral sex?
|
|
849. in a sauna or steam bath, fucked?
|
|
850. in a chair, couch, recliner, etc, necked/petted?
|
|
851. in a chair, couch, recliner, etc, had oral sex?
|
|
852. in a chair, couch, recliner, etc, fucked?
|
|
853. in a place of religion, necked/petted?
|
|
854. in a place of religion, had oral sex?
|
|
855. in a place of religion, fucked?
|
|
856. in a place of the dead (morgue, cemetery, etc), necked/petted?
|
|
857. in a place of the dead, had oral sex?
|
|
858. in a place of the dead, fucked?
|
|
859. in a contraption of the dead (coffin, urn, etc), necked/petted?
|
|
860. in a contraption of the dead, had oral sex?
|
|
861. in a contraption of the dead, fucked?
|
|
862. during a movie (in a theatre), necked/petted?
|
|
863. during a movie, had oral sex?
|
|
864. during a movie, fucked?
|
|
865. in a sports area (stadium, court, track, or ballfield),
|
|
necked/petted?
|
|
866. in a sports area, had oral sex?
|
|
867. in a sports area, fucked?
|
|
868. in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT (a car,
|
|
small pickup, minivan, etc), necked/petted?
|
|
869. in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral
|
|
sex?
|
|
870. in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked?
|
|
871. in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 but less than 10,000
|
|
pounds GWT (a van, pickup), necked/petted?
|
|
872. in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 but less than 10,000
|
|
pounds GWT, had oral sex?
|
|
873. in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 but less than 10,000
|
|
pounds GWT, fucked?
|
|
874. in a stationary vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT (a semi,
|
|
RV, tank, etc), necked/petted?
|
|
875. in a stationary vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, had oral
|
|
sex?
|
|
876. in a stationary vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, fucked?
|
|
877. in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT (a car or small
|
|
pickup), necked/petted?
|
|
878. in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?
|
|
879. in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked?
|
|
880. in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT (a van, pickup),
|
|
necked/petted?
|
|
881. in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?
|
|
882. in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked?
|
|
883. in a moving vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT,
|
|
necked/petted?
|
|
884. in a moving vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?
|
|
885. in a moving vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, fucked?
|
|
886. with the operator of a moving vehicle, necked/petted?
|
|
887. with the operator of a moving vehicle, had oral sex?
|
|
888. with the operator of a moving vehicle, fucked?
|
|
889. as the operator of a moving vehicle, necked/petted?
|
|
890. as the operator of a moving vehicle, received oral sex?
|
|
891. as the operator of a moving vehicle, fucked?
|
|
892. on a train, necked/petted?
|
|
893. on a train, had oral sex?
|
|
894. on a train, fucked?
|
|
895. on a roller coaster, necked/petted?
|
|
896. on a roller coaster, had oral sex?
|
|
897. on a roller coaster, fucked?
|
|
898. in a wheelbarrow, necked/petted?
|
|
899. in a wheelbarrow, had oral sex?
|
|
900. in a wheelbarrow, fucked?
|
|
901. on a boat (rowboat, personal yacht, sailboat, etc),
|
|
necked/petted?
|
|
902. on a boat, had oral sex?
|
|
903. on a boat, fucked?
|
|
904. on a ship (battleship, aircraft carrier, etc), necked/petted?
|
|
905. on a ship, had oral sex?
|
|
906. on a ship, fucked?
|
|
907. in an aircraft (airplane, blimp, zepplin, hovercraft, hot-air
|
|
balloon, UFO, etc) in flight, necked/petted?
|
|
908. in an aircraft in flight, had oral sex?
|
|
909. in an aircraft in flight, fucked?
|
|
910. on public transportation (bus, subway, tram or trolley),
|
|
necked/petted?
|
|
911. on public transportation, had oral sex?
|
|
912. on public transportation, fucked?
|
|
913. on a school bus, necked/petted?
|
|
914. on a school bus, had oral sex?
|
|
915. on a school bus, fucked?
|
|
916. on horseback, necked/petted (just don't scare the horses)?
|
|
917. on horseback, had oral sex?
|
|
918. on horseback, fucked?
|
|
919. on a bicycle in motion, necked/petted?
|
|
920. on a bicycle in motion, had oral sex?
|
|
921. on a bicycle in motion, fucked?
|
|
922. in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet, or other small,
|
|
non-moving enclosure, necked/petted?
|
|
923. in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet, or other small,
|
|
non-moving enclosure, had oral sex?
|
|
924. in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet, or other small,
|
|
non-moving enclosure, fucked?
|
|
925. while in an elevator, or on an escalator or other people
|
|
mover, necked/petted?
|
|
926. in an elevator, on an escalator or other people mover, had oral
|
|
sex?
|
|
927. in an elevator, on an escalator or other people mover, fucked?
|
|
928. on the roof of a building, necked/petted?
|
|
929. on the roof of a building, had oral sex?
|
|
930. on the roof of a building, fucked?
|
|
931. on the roof of a building where others might see you,
|
|
necked/petted?
|
|
932. on the roof of a building where others might see you, had oral
|
|
sex?
|
|
933. on the roof of a building where others might see you, fucked?
|
|
934. where the surrounding temperature was below freezing,
|
|
necked/petted?
|
|
935. where the surrounding temperature was below freezing, had oral
|
|
sex?
|
|
936. where the surrounding temperature was below freezing, fucked?
|
|
937. in the snow, necked/petted?
|
|
938. in the snow, had oral sex?
|
|
939. in the snow, fucked (now that's fucking cold)?
|
|
940. out of doors, had oral sex?
|
|
941. out of doors, fucked?
|
|
942. in a gazebo, necked/petted?
|
|
943. in a gazebo, had oral sex?
|
|
944. in a gazebo, fucked?
|
|
945. in a tree, necked/petted?
|
|
946. in a tree, had oral sex?
|
|
947. in a tree, fucked?
|
|
948. fucked a tree?
|
|
949. in a semi public location where there was a possibility of
|
|
discovery, had oral sex?
|
|
950. in a semi public location where there was a possibility of
|
|
discovery, fucked?
|
|
951. because there was a possibility of discovery, had oral sex
|
|
in a semi public locale?
|
|
952. because there was a possibility of discovery, fucked in a
|
|
semi public locale?
|
|
953. at a public event (such as a rock concert, rally, or riot),
|
|
necked/petted?
|
|
954. at a public event, had oral sex?
|
|
955. at a public event, fucked?
|
|
956. in a library, necked/petted?
|
|
957. in a library, had oral sex?
|
|
958. in a library, fucked?
|
|
959. in a free flowing body of water (river, lake, swimming pool,
|
|
ocean), necked/petted?
|
|
960. in a free flowing body of water, had oral sex?
|
|
961. in a free flowing body of water, fucked?
|
|
962. on a beach, necked/petted?
|
|
963. on a beach, had oral sex?
|
|
964. on a beach, fucked?
|
|
965. in a classroom, necked/petted?
|
|
966. in a classroom, had oral sex?
|
|
967. in a classroom, fucked?
|
|
968. in a hallway, necked/petted?
|
|
969. in a hallway, had oral sex?
|
|
970. in a hallway, fucked?
|
|
971. in a living room, family room, or the like, necked/petted?
|
|
972. in a living room, family room, or the like, had oral sex?
|
|
973. in a living room, family room, or the like, fucked?
|
|
974. in a kitchen, necked/petted?
|
|
975. in a kitchen, had oral sex?
|
|
976. in a kitchen, fucked?
|
|
977. in any other household room other than those mentioned,
|
|
necked/petted?
|
|
978. in any other household room other than those mentioned, had oral
|
|
sex?
|
|
979. in any other household room other than those mentioned, fucked?
|
|
980. on a household appliance, necked/petted?
|
|
981. on a household appliance, had oral sex?
|
|
982. on a household appliance, fucked?
|
|
983. on a table or countertop, necked/petted?
|
|
984. on a table or countertop, had oral sex?
|
|
985. on a table or countertop, fucked?
|
|
986. on a pinball machine, necked/petted?
|
|
987. on a pinball machine, had oral sex?
|
|
988. on a pinball machine, fucked?
|
|
989. on a jukebox, necked/petted?
|
|
990. on a jukebox, had oral sex?
|
|
991. on a jukebox, fucked?
|
|
992. on a pool table, necked/petted?
|
|
993. on a pool table, had oral sex?
|
|
994. on a pool table, fucked?
|
|
995. on a piano, necked/petted?
|
|
996. on a piano, had oral sex?
|
|
997. on a piano, fucked?
|
|
998. on any other rec-room-type object, necked/petted?
|
|
999. on any other rec-room-type object, had oral sex?
|
|
1000. on any other rec-room-type object, fucked?
|
|
1001. on or in a national monument, necked/petted?
|
|
1002. on or in a national monument, had oral sex?
|
|
1003. on or in a national monument, fucked?
|
|
1004. showered with a member of the opposite sex in a 'non-coed'
|
|
facility (locker room, dorm shower, whatever)?
|
|
1005. while showering with a member of the opposite sex in a 'non-
|
|
coed' facility, had oral sex?
|
|
1006. while showering with a member of the opposite sex in a 'non-
|
|
coed' facility, fucked?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
XII. Look, Ma, No Hands!
|
|
(Style - 130 Questions)
|
|
|
|
Have you:
|
|
|
|
1007. pointed and laughed?
|
|
1008. eaten oysters?
|
|
1009. eaten prairie oysters?
|
|
1010. eaten a banana in a provocative manner?
|
|
1011. eaten an ice cream cone in a provocative manner?
|
|
1012. used an aphrodisiac?
|
|
1013. used amyl nitrate?
|
|
1014. taken something to "improve" your performance?
|
|
1015. coined 'pet' names for your genitalia?
|
|
1016. coined 'pet' names for your partner's genitalia?
|
|
1017. taken notes during arguments, in order to remember the good
|
|
lines?
|
|
1018. had sex with the same person more than 10 times?
|
|
1019. had sex with over 10 people (not necessarily at once)?
|
|
1020. had sex with anybody/thing more than 100 times?
|
|
1021. had sex with anybody/thing more than 500 times?
|
|
1022. volunteered to sleep in the wet spot?
|
|
1023. accepted sex and now wish you hadn't?
|
|
1024. turned down sex and now wish you hadn't?
|
|
1025. made or taken a phone call during sexual activity (again, sexual
|
|
activity does not mean penetration; just foolin' around) with
|
|
someone?
|
|
1026. during sexual activity, had your partner make or take a phone
|
|
call with their parent, spouse, or other important type person?
|
|
1027. ever been preoccupied during sexual activity (television,
|
|
homework, playing piano, dictating a letter)?
|
|
1028. ever had your partner be preoccupied during sexual activity?
|
|
1029. had a general emergency arise during sexual activity (e.g.
|
|
flood, fire, hurricane or Norse Stickball)?
|
|
1030. had a minor emergency during sexual activity (e.g. muscle cramp,
|
|
asthmas attack, somebody at the door)?
|
|
1031. during sexual activity had any crisis that now causes you great
|
|
merriment (e.g. the bed broke, couldn't get the condom on)?
|
|
1032. had nude snapshots taken of you?
|
|
1033. taken nude snapshots of someone else?
|
|
1034. given nude snapshots, drawings or other artwork, of yourself to
|
|
someone?
|
|
1035. engaged in sex for more than three hours in a single session
|
|
with the same partner?
|
|
1036. engaged in sex for more than three hours in a single session
|
|
with multiple partners?
|
|
1037. performed ritual sexual activity as part of a religious practice
|
|
(Tantric Yoga or Fertility Rites)?
|
|
1038. had or caused multiple orgasms?
|
|
1039. had sex until one of you was sore?
|
|
1040. had sex until one of you was dry?
|
|
1041. smoked after sex?
|
|
1042. intentionally been bruised or injured during any sexual
|
|
activity?
|
|
1043. intentionally bruised or injured someone during any sexual
|
|
activity?
|
|
1044. spanked anyone before or during sex?
|
|
1045. been sore on the morning after?
|
|
1046. had sex to Ravel's Bolero?
|
|
1047. had sex to the Blue Danube?
|
|
1048. had sex to any other classical selection?
|
|
1049. had sex to Dr. Demento (the radio show; not the person)?
|
|
1050. had sex to candlelight?
|
|
1051. had sex to fireplace light?
|
|
1052. had sex to campfire light?
|
|
1053. had sex in full lighting?
|
|
1054. had sex in absolute darkness?
|
|
1055. disturbed others with the noise from your sexual activity?
|
|
1056. been a screamer?
|
|
1057. caused someone to be a screamer?
|
|
1058. fucked missionary (old-fashioned way)?
|
|
1059. fucked dorsally ('doggy' style)?
|
|
1060. fucked amphibiously ('froggy' style)?
|
|
1061. fucked in the female superior position?
|
|
1062. fucked sitting up?
|
|
1063. fucked standing up?
|
|
1064. fucked in a chair?
|
|
1065. fucked while leaning over a chair?
|
|
1066. fucked while still clothed ('down with trousers, up with
|
|
dresses!')?
|
|
1067. fucked sideways?
|
|
1068. fucked both facing the same direction (spooning)?
|
|
1069. fucked in the wheelbarrow position (remember those "wheelbarrow
|
|
races" when you were a kid)?
|
|
1070. fucked while supporting your partner (physically, not
|
|
financially)?
|
|
1071. fucked upside-down (staircases, etc)?
|
|
1072. fucked while hanging from the rafters?
|
|
1073. fucked while hanging from the rafters upside-down?
|
|
1074. fucked while bouncing on a trampoline?
|
|
1075. fucked while hanging from a trapeze?
|
|
1076. played "sit-n-spin" (use your imagination)?
|
|
1077. gone through two or more sexual positions without the need for
|
|
re-entry?
|
|
1078. fucked in front of or under a mirror?
|
|
1079. participated in fist-fucking (see Caligula)?
|
|
1080. participated in breast fucking (Hawaiian muscle-fuck)?
|
|
1081. fallen asleep during sex or oral sex?
|
|
1082. had your partner fall asleep during sex or oral sex?
|
|
1083. performed oral sex after intercourse without washing or
|
|
douching?
|
|
1084. kissed after oral sex without brushing or gargling?
|
|
1085. talked dirty during sexual activity?
|
|
1086. fainted as a result of orgasm (give them a stud point!)?
|
|
1087. had your partner faint as a result of orgasm (take a stud
|
|
point)?
|
|
1088. caused multiple orgasms on someone?
|
|
1089. caused multiple orgasms on someone who didn't think he/she was
|
|
able?
|
|
1090. been caused to have multiple orgasms?
|
|
1091. had sex before breakfast?
|
|
1092. had sex instead of lunch (good aerobics and low on calories)?
|
|
1093. had a 'quickie'?
|
|
1094. had sex more than five times in twenty four hours?
|
|
1095. had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour time period?
|
|
1096. gone in public after sex w/o bathing (and you're sure everyone
|
|
can tell it too)?
|
|
1097. had sex with both genders in a 24 hour period?
|
|
1098. with a hermaphrodite, necked/petted?
|
|
1099. with a hermaphrodite, had oral sex (two to choose from)?
|
|
1100. with a hermaphrodite, fucked?
|
|
1101. had sex with spectators?
|
|
1102. been judged by the spectators?
|
|
1103. had spectators take notes?
|
|
1104. foot masturbated someone?
|
|
1105. been foot masturbated?
|
|
1106. tongue bathed someone?
|
|
1107. been tongue bathed?
|
|
1108. sucked the feet or toes of someone?
|
|
1109. had someone suck your feet or toes?
|
|
1110. been, or kept, a mistress?
|
|
1111. been, or had, a 'kept man'?
|
|
1112. been a pimp or madame?
|
|
1113. been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or
|
|
girl) friend of either of you returned unexpectedly?
|
|
1114. been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or
|
|
girl) friend of either of you returned unexpectedly, have them
|
|
excuse themselves and tell you to continue?
|
|
1115. been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or
|
|
girl) friend of either of you returned unexpectedly, have them
|
|
excuse themselves and tell you to continue, and you were able?
|
|
1116. been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or
|
|
girl) friend of either of you returned unexpectedly, talked with
|
|
you for a while, and then left?
|
|
1117. been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or
|
|
girl) friend of either of you brought you food to keep your
|
|
energy up?
|
|
1118. walked in on your significant other while they were engaged in
|
|
sexual activity with someone else?
|
|
1119. walked in on your significant other while they were engaged
|
|
in sexual activity with someone else, excused yourself and left
|
|
them to continue?
|
|
1120. walked in on your parents?
|
|
1121. walked in on your grandparents?
|
|
1122. walked in on others, unaware that they were engaged in sexual
|
|
activity?
|
|
1123. walked in on others, to discover them engaged in a sexual
|
|
activity you thought was too weird?
|
|
1124. walked in on others, to discover them engaged in a sexual
|
|
activity you hadn't thought possible?
|
|
1125. had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual
|
|
activity and declare 'I didn't think that was possible'?
|
|
1126. had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual
|
|
activity and declare 'too weird'?
|
|
1127. initiated sexual activity with a member of the medical
|
|
profession (Your doctor, nurse or therapist)?
|
|
1128. initiated sexual activity with someone in authority (your
|
|
parole officer, psychiatrist, or babysitter)?
|
|
1129. initiated sexual activity with a member of the legal profession
|
|
(lawyer, judge, or paralegal)?
|
|
1130. initiated sexual activity with a member of the academic
|
|
community (Professor, instructor, TA)?
|
|
1131. initiated sexual activity with an intellectual (librarian,
|
|
author, essayist, or scribe)?
|
|
1132. initiated sexual activity with someone in uniform (Army, Navy,
|
|
Marines, Post Office, Cub Scout)?
|
|
1133. initiated sexual activity with a member of an 'out' group
|
|
(someone you wouldn't take home to meet the family, e.g. a
|
|
biker, air head or securities broker)?
|
|
1134. initiated sexual activity with a member of a sports team (or
|
|
cheer leader)?
|
|
1135. initiated sexual activity with an athlete (acrobatic-type)?
|
|
1136. initiated sexual activity with religious officiary (priest, nun,
|
|
cardinal, pope, etc.)?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
XIII. Kids, Don't Try This at Home
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(The Erotic, the Kinky, the Tacky, and the possibly Perverted)
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(192 Questions)
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Have you:
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1137. been a member of a fraternity or sorority?
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1138. said "I'm normal, its everyone else that's weird"?
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1139. told dirty jokes in mixed company?
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1140. discussed masturbation?
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1141. french kissed below the waist?
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|
1142. discussed oral sex techniques (In general, not as part of a
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|
lesson)?
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1143. asked for instructions in oral sex techniques (again, lecture
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|
not lab)?
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1144. given lessons in oral sex techniques ('I'm only going to do this
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|
once, so pay attention!')?
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1145. demonstrated oral sex techniques with a 'visual aid' (carrot,
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cucumber, taco, etc.)?
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1146. demonstrated oral sex techniques with an assistant?
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1147. been the assistant?
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1148. had someone practice oral sex on you so as to be better for
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someone else?
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1149. demonstrated oral sex techniques for more than one person at
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|
a time?
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1150. smelled the crotchpiece of underwear (how else can you know if
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it's clean or not?)?
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1151. smelled the crotchpiece of underwear that was worn by somebody
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else?
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1152. owned a collection of underwear not your own?
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1153. been attracted to someone more by an article of their clothing
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|
than by their body?
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1154. been a voyeur (without their knowledge)?
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|
1155. accepted an invitation to watch?
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1156. made an invitation to watch?
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|
1157. been in public while wearing just a shirt but no pants?
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1158. disrobed in public?
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1159. been to a nude beach?
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|
1160. sunned your buns or tanned your can?
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|
1161. paraded about in the nude (sprints don't count, nor does while
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|
searching for undies)?
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1162. been sad because someone you knew was getting married?
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1163. been sad because someone you knew was getting married and now
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|
you'd never get to sleep with them?
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1164. used your hair for the sexual arousal of others (beards count)?
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1165. searched for the G-spot?
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1166. searched for the G-spot and found it (you stud)?
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|
1167. told him he had when he hadn't but you just wanted him out?
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|
1168. rooted for the Klingons?
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|
1169. felt sad because Skywalker killed the Emperor?
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|
1170. rooted for the Wicked Witch?
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|
1171. contemplated the political, social and geometric possibilities
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|
of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?
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|
1172. wondered where Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty to wake
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|
her up?
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|
1173. wondered about the sex life of Smurfette (the only female on
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|
the whole damn show)?
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|
1174. accidentally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender?
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1175. accidentally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender,
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|
not realizing it till you were through?
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1176. intentionally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender
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|
(how else can you read the graffiti)?
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1177. won the pig pen award for your floor, dorm, fraternity/sorority,
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|
college or state?
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|
1178. pissed on an electric fence?
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1179. streaked, flashed or otherwise intentionally displayed your bod
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|
to the general public (without pay, topless dancing doesn't
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|
count)?
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|
1180. streaked, flashed or otherwise intentionally displayed your bod
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|
to the general public as part of the job (modeling doesn't
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|
count)?
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1181. posed nude or semi nude for private drawings, paintings or
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|
photographs as a 'favor'?
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1182. posed nude or semi nude in public (e.g. art classes) as a
|
|
'favor'?
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|
1183. posed as a model for purposes of erotic, pornographic or
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|
sexually explicit art?
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|
1184. asked someone to pose nude or semi nude for private drawings,
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|
paintings or photographs as a 'favor'?
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|
1185. asked someone to pose nude or semi nude in public (e.g. art
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|
classes) as a 'favor'?
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|
1186. asked someone to pose for erotic, pornographic or sexually
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|
explicit art or photographs?
|
|
1187. asked someone to pose for erotic, pornographic or sexually
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|
explicit photographs and there was no film in the camera?
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|
1188. made lewd, licentious or suggestive gestures while dancing in
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|
public?
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|
1189. helped to cover for someone's escapades (provide alibi,
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|
accommodations, opportunity)?
|
|
1190. been besieged by someone who thought they could satisfy you and
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|
make an honest person of you?
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|
1191. been late to work, class or an appointment because you were
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|
involved in sexual activity?
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|
1192. read anything by the Marquis de Sade?
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|
1193. been nicknamed for a behavior pattern of yours ('Sleepy')?
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|
1194. been nicknamed for an aberrant behavior pattern of yours
|
|
('Sleazy')?
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|
1195. been interrupted by the police while necking, and they were more
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|
embarrassed than you?
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|
1196. been an exhibitionist?
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|
1197. had sexual activity with siblings (brother or sisters not your
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|
own)?
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|
1198. had sexual activity simultaneously with both (or however many)
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|
siblings?
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|
1199. had sexual activity with twins?
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|
1200. both simultaneously?
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|
1201. had sexual activity with triplets (or more)?
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|
1202. however many simultaneously?
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|
1203. had sexual activity with a parent and child, not your own
|
|
(mother/daughter, father/son, mother/son, father/daughter)?
|
|
1204. both simultaneously?
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|
1205. shaved your head?
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|
1206. shaved your pubic region (pits don't count)?
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|
1207. have someone else shave your pubic region?
|
|
1208. shaved someone else's pubic region?
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|
1209. shaved your or somebody else's pubic region into a design or
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|
shape (star, moon, heart, bear-trap, etc)?
|
|
1210. colored or bleached your pubic region?
|
|
1211. had sex during menstruation?
|
|
1212. performed oral sex on a menstruating woman (or been the woman)?
|
|
1213. had sex while the woman had a yeast infection?
|
|
1214. performed oral sex on a woman with a yeast infection (or been
|
|
the woman)?
|
|
1215. performed oral sex on someone who was urinating at the time?
|
|
1216. mooned or goosed someone you knew?
|
|
1217. mooned or goosed someone you didn't know?
|
|
1218. mooned or goosed someone you thought you knew?
|
|
1219. "pounced" somebody (You're gonna fuck me NOW!)?
|
|
1220. belched (obnoxiously) in general public?
|
|
1221. farted (audibly) in general public?
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|
1222. stimulated your partner anally (with your finger, vibrator or
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|
whatnot)?
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|
1223. been stimulated anally (with a finger, vibrator or whatnot)?
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|
1224. "basted" somebody (definition in Autoerotica section)?
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|
1225. had somebody "baste" you?
|
|
1226. had a spouse, posslq, or date leave you for someone of their
|
|
gender (e.g. your husband left you for another man)?
|
|
1227. left a spouse, posslq, or date for someone of your gender?
|
|
1228. picked your nose in public?
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|
1229. picked someone else's nose?
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|
1230. had someone else pick your nose?
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|
1231. sexually harassed someone (e.g. made unwanted sexual advances)?
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|
1232. graded someone's act of sexual harassment?
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|
1233. handed out condoms as party favors?
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|
1234. discussed favorite brand of condom?
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|
1235. comparison shopped for condoms (plain or ribbed)?
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|
1236. inflated a condom?
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|
1237. chosen a condom or spermicide for its taste (or lack thereof)?
|
|
1238. bought condoms?
|
|
1239. bought condoms by the case (wholesale, not just the 'family
|
|
pack')?
|
|
1240. saved used condoms (for the memories, resale value, whatever)?
|
|
1241. bought any other birth control item (contraceptive jelly or
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|
foam, or the pill)?
|
|
1242. bought any other birth control item in bulk (the Pill, unless
|
|
you got it for more than one month at a time, doesn't count)?
|
|
1243. borrowed/stolen/taken birth control from your or somebody else's
|
|
parents?
|
|
1244. used Coke as a contraceptive douche?
|
|
1245. carried a condom 'just in case'?
|
|
1246. bought a home pregnancy test?
|
|
1247. tasted your own sexual fluids?
|
|
1248. tasted another's sexual fluids?
|
|
1249. complimented someone on their taste?
|
|
1250. been complimented on your taste?
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|
1251. been in a situation where semen (yours or somebody else's) was
|
|
shot over someone's head?
|
|
1252. where it hit a wall?
|
|
1253. where it hit the ceiling?
|
|
1254. where it hit somebody's face?
|
|
1255. where it went in somebody's eye?
|
|
1256. where it went up somebody's nose?
|
|
1257. where it went in somebody's food or drink?
|
|
1258. had your ears pierced?
|
|
1259. had your nose pierced?
|
|
1260. pierced someone else's ears?
|
|
1261. pierced someone else's nose?
|
|
1262. worn body paint?
|
|
1263. painted somebody?
|
|
1264. lit your partner's crotch aflame?
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|
1265. worn obscene or suggestive t-shirts?
|
|
1266. worn t-shirts with obscene or graphic messages in a language
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|
you didn't read?
|
|
1267. written dirty fortune cookie fortunes?
|
|
1268. have you a tattoo?
|
|
1269. have you an 'obscene' tattoo (words or pictures)?
|
|
1270. have you a tattoo normally concealed by your clothing (George
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|
Shultz has a tiger on his butt)?
|
|
1271. have you a tattoo in an intimate location?
|
|
1272. have you a tattoo normally concealed by your pubic hair?
|
|
1273. used any object, longer than it is wide, for sexual purposes
|
|
(Coke bottle, rolling pin or feather duster)?
|
|
1274. used a feather or other tickling device for the sexual arousal
|
|
of someone?
|
|
1275. been to a funeral as a form of entertainment (aka Harold of
|
|
"Harold & Maude")?
|
|
1276. Do you consider sex the price a woman has to pay for being
|
|
married ('just close your eyes and think of England')?
|
|
1277. used ice for sexual purposes?
|
|
1278. used a frozen object (not ice cubes) as a dildo (popcicle,
|
|
icicle, etc)?
|
|
1279. used whipped cream for sexual purposes?
|
|
1280. put gravy, syrup, honey or other spreadable food on your
|
|
partner and licked or eaten it (things go better with butter)?
|
|
1281. had spreadable food put on you and eaten, or licked off?
|
|
1282. used oils (baby, Wesson, etc) for a body rub?
|
|
1283. used erotic lotions (motion lotion, etc) for a body rub?
|
|
1284. used kiwis (the fruit, bird, or shoe polish - doesn't matter)
|
|
for sexual purposes?
|
|
1285. used any food for sexual purposes?
|
|
1286. shoved food in a female's naughty bits?
|
|
1287. shoved food up your or somebody else's rectum?
|
|
1288. eaten the food after it was used in the above mentioned
|
|
activities?
|
|
1289. used a vibrator for sexual stimulation?
|
|
1290. bought ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?
|
|
1291. given or received ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?
|
|
1292. used an artifical limb for sexual purposes?
|
|
1293. asked someone to wear a particular article of clothing not
|
|
because it was 'sexy' but because it turned you on?
|
|
1294. worn colored underwear (other than white or pink)?
|
|
1295. worn bikini briefs?
|
|
1296. worn bikini briefs with patterns on them (tiger stripes, etc.)?
|
|
1297. worn edible underwear?
|
|
1298. eaten edible underwear off of somebody else?
|
|
1399. worn lingerie?
|
|
1300. worn leather lingerie?
|
|
1301. worn rubber lingerie?
|
|
1302. worn fishnets (complete with garter belt)?
|
|
1303. worn somebody else's lingerie?
|
|
1304. made garments out of shaved pubic hair (mittens, sweaters, etc)?
|
|
1305. tried to figure out the words to "Louie Louie"?
|
|
1306. Been to a John Water's film (Pink Flamingos, anything starring
|
|
Divine)?
|
|
1307. more than once?
|
|
1308. seen Eraserhead?
|
|
1309. more than once?
|
|
1310. seen The Wall?
|
|
1311. more than once?
|
|
1312. seen A Clockwork Orange?
|
|
1313. more than once?
|
|
1314. thought of becoming a Veterinary because your first love died
|
|
of hoof & mouth?
|
|
1315. had sex in the presence of animals?
|
|
1316. had animals walk on you while you were having sex?
|
|
1317. thought of becoming a vegetarian because the saddest day in
|
|
you life was when your first love was sent to market?
|
|
1318. thought to make a contribution to science in similar fashion
|
|
to Madame D'Stael?
|
|
1319. urinated anywhere other than in an acceptable location or
|
|
receptacle (i.e. in a sink, fireplace, wastepaper basket, the
|
|
family glove compartment)?
|
|
1320. urinated off of a bridge or tall building?
|
|
1321. defecated anywhere other than in an acceptable location or
|
|
receptacle (i.e. in a fireplace, car seat, wastepaper basket, or
|
|
salad spinner)?
|
|
1322. tasted or eaten shit?
|
|
1323. more than once?
|
|
1324. tasted or drunk urine?
|
|
1325. more than once?
|
|
1326. kept unmarked biology specimens in the refrigerator?
|
|
1327. kept feces (crap) in the refrigerator (lab specimens do not
|
|
count)?
|
|
1328. kept feces anywhere in your dwelling (under your bed, in your
|
|
dresser, etc)?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
XIII. Don't Worry; I was a Boy Scout
|
|
(Bondage and S&M - 56 Questions)
|
|
|
|
1329. Do you consider Bondage a way of showing that you care for
|
|
another person?
|
|
|
|
Have you ('voluntarily'):
|
|
|
|
1330. improvised bondage extemporaneously during sexual activity (e.g.
|
|
holding someone's wrists over their head)?
|
|
1331. worn a collar/leash for erotic purposes?
|
|
1332. been gagged for erotic purposes?
|
|
1333. been gagged with somebody else's underwear?
|
|
1334. been tied up for erotic purposes (ropes, scarfs, ties)?
|
|
1335. been tied up and fucked?
|
|
1336. been tied up and NOT fucked (teased)?
|
|
1337. been tied up and masturbated upon?
|
|
1338. been tied up and had to watch others?
|
|
1339. been tied up knowing you might be seen by others?
|
|
1340. been tied up with the intention of being seen by others?
|
|
1341. been tied up and shown to others, only you didn't know this was
|
|
intended?
|
|
1342. willingly had your head inserted in a toilet bowl?
|
|
1343. tied someone up for erotic purposes?
|
|
1344. tied someone up and fucked them?
|
|
1345. tied someone up and NOT fucked them?
|
|
1346. tied someone up and masturbated on them?
|
|
1347. tied someone up and had them watch?
|
|
1348. tied someone up and shown them to others?
|
|
1349. tied someone up and shown them to others, only he/she didn't
|
|
know this was intended?
|
|
1350. been bound in chains?
|
|
1351. been bound and had someone whip you?
|
|
1352. been whipped until you bled?
|
|
1353. bound someone in chains (handcuffs, leg irons or plain chain)?
|
|
1354. bound someone and whipped them?
|
|
1355. whipped someone until they bled?
|
|
1356. had your lips pierced?
|
|
1357. had your tongue pierced?
|
|
1358. had your nipples pierced?
|
|
1359. had your other lips pierced (or penis)?
|
|
1360. pierced someone else's lips?
|
|
1361. pierced someone else's tongue?
|
|
1362. pierced someone else's nipples?
|
|
1363. pierced someone else's other lips (or penis)?
|
|
1364. had candle wax put on your nipples?
|
|
1365. had candle wax put on any other body parts?
|
|
1366. put candle wax on someone else's nipples?
|
|
1367. put candle wax on any other body parts of someone else?
|
|
1368. practiced flagellation?
|
|
1369. gotten any good at it?
|
|
1370. used duct tape for bondage purposes (remove slowly!)?
|
|
1371. been hit with a 2x4 for sexual purpose (it's more fun than you
|
|
can shake a stick at)?
|
|
1372. fantasized of being tied up for erotic purposes?
|
|
1373. fantasized of tying someone up for erotic purposes?
|
|
1374. fantasized of tying someone up to show them to others?
|
|
1375. fantasized of tying someone up to have them watch?
|
|
1376. bought bondage & discipline literature?
|
|
1377. read "The Story of O"?
|
|
1378. read both volumes of "The Story of O"?
|
|
1379. seen the movie "The Story of O"?
|
|
1380. posed for B&D drawings?
|
|
1381. posed for B&D photographs?
|
|
1382. asked someone to pose for B&D drawings?
|
|
1383. asked someone to pose for B&D photographs?
|
|
1384. asked someone to pose for B&D movies?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
XV. Mama Always Told Me to Share
|
|
(Group Sexual Activities - 30 Questions)
|
|
|
|
Have you:
|
|
|
|
1385. been in intimate contact with more than one nude person at a
|
|
time?
|
|
1386. skinny-dipped in mixed company?
|
|
1387. participated in group masturbation (each member masturbating
|
|
themselves, a 'circle-o-jerk')?
|
|
1388. participated in a group masturbation contest (first to come/last
|
|
to come/most colorful/soggy cookie/whatever)?
|
|
1389. won a group masturbation contest?
|
|
1390. played any game which required the removal of clothing (strip
|
|
poker, Monopoly, chess)?
|
|
1391. deliberately lost a game which required the removal of clothing
|
|
(folding with four aces)?
|
|
1392. played a game which required you or others to perform a sexual
|
|
action on another participant?
|
|
1393. been to a Wesson (or whatever) oil party?
|
|
1394. walked in on others, unaware that they were engaged in sexual
|
|
activity, and been asked to join and did so?
|
|
1395. had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual
|
|
activity and ask to join?
|
|
1396. had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual
|
|
activity and you asked them to join?
|
|
1397. been involved in a menage-a-trios?
|
|
1398. been involved in a homosexual menage-a-trois?
|
|
1399. been invited to be involved in a menage-a-trios?
|
|
1400. invited someone to join in a menage-a-trios?
|
|
1401. participated in a two (or more) in one (hands don't count)?
|
|
1402. participated in group sex (four or more people; partners must be
|
|
exchanged)?
|
|
1403. had sex in a group (four or more people; partners not
|
|
exchanged)?
|
|
1404. participated in a circle-o-fuck?
|
|
1405. participated in a homosexual circle-o-fuck?
|
|
1406. participated in a '69' circle?
|
|
1407. participated in a homosexual '69' circle?
|
|
1408. participated in an orgy or similar group activity (four or more
|
|
people; everybody licking and sucking and fucking everybody
|
|
else)?
|
|
1409. made an invitation to join in an orgy or similar group activity?
|
|
1410. ever been involved in a gang-bang [banger or bangee (step right
|
|
up, come and get it while it's hot)]?
|
|
1411. participated in a fuck-a-thon (where the object is to see how
|
|
many times you can have sex in a set period of time)?
|
|
1412. ever performed oral sex on somebody after they had had
|
|
intercourse with somebody else (without them washing or
|
|
douching)?
|
|
1413. ever had somebody perform oral sex on you while you were having
|
|
intercourse with somebody else (pretty picture, eh?)?
|
|
1414. ever had the person you were having intercourse with perform
|
|
oral sex on you during intercourse (flexible!)?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
XVI. Old MacDonald had his Farm, E-I-E-I-OHHHHHHH!
|
|
(Bestiality - 28 Questions)
|
|
|
|
Have you:
|
|
|
|
1415. flirted with animals?
|
|
1416. masturbated onto an animal?
|
|
1417. masturbated with (using the aid of) an animal?
|
|
1418. masturbated with an animal because you thought the animal
|
|
enjoyed it?
|
|
1419. performed oral sex on an animal?
|
|
1420. received oral sex from an animal?
|
|
1421. attempted to receive oral sex from an animal, but failed?
|
|
1422. used in sexual activities a lab animal (mouse, gerbil, etc.)?
|
|
1423. used in sexual activities a domestic animal (dog, cat, etc.)?
|
|
1424. used in sexual activities a farm animal (cow, sheep, chicken,
|
|
etc.)?
|
|
1425. used in sexual activities a wild animal (tiger, lion, buffalo,
|
|
etc.)?
|
|
1426. used in sexual activities a flock of canaries?
|
|
1427. fucked a live animal?
|
|
1428. fucked a live animal more than once?
|
|
1429. fucked more than one kind of animal?
|
|
1430. fucked more than one kind of animal at the same time?
|
|
1431. used the horn of a unicorn as a dildo?
|
|
1432. performed sexual activity with any mythical creature?
|
|
1433. inserted animals (gerbils, etc) into a female's (including your
|
|
own) naughty bits?
|
|
1434. inserted animals into your or somebody else's rectum?
|
|
1435. had an animal die during any of the above activities?
|
|
1436. fucked a dead animal?
|
|
1437. fucked a dinner animal (stuff that turkey, Clyde!)?
|
|
1438. tied up an animal and performed sexual acts on it?
|
|
1439. fed a live animal to a pet?
|
|
1440. been to a dog or cock fight?
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1441. tortured an animal for your own pleasure?
|
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1442. mutilated any animal for your own pleasure?
|
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1443. eaten the animal after you performed any of the above
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activities?
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XVII. Let there be Lips!
|
|
(The Rocky Horror Picture Show [RHPS] - 42 Questions)
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Have you:
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1444. seen RHPS (video or wherever)?
|
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1445. seen RHPS in the theatre?
|
|
1446. seen RHPS more than 69 times in the theatre?
|
|
1447. more than 100 times?
|
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1448. more than 500 times?
|
|
1449. more than 1000 times?
|
|
1450. more than 1500 times?
|
|
1451. are you Sal Piro?
|
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1452. joined the national RHPS fan club?
|
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1453. seen RHPS with a live cast?
|
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1454. seen RHPS while drunk or stoned?
|
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1455. seen RHPS while on acid?
|
|
1456. seen RHPS while on any other drug?
|
|
1457. seen The Rocky Horror Show (the musical play)?
|
|
1458. dressed in costume for an RHPS?
|
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1459. do you know the entire movie by heart (lyrics and dialogue,
|
|
without any soundtracks playing. Basically, could you recite
|
|
the movie right now for us?)?
|
|
1460. done the Time Warp in the nude?
|
|
1461. done the Time Warp in the nude in mixed company?
|
|
1462. participated in an RHPS production?
|
|
1463. participated in an RHPS as a character of the opposite sex?
|
|
1464. participated in an RHPS as more than one character in one show?
|
|
1465. while you were participating, had "prop failure" (costume
|
|
falling off revealing more than intended)?
|
|
1466. caused someone else to have prop failure?
|
|
1467. participated in an RHPS production while stoned or drunk?
|
|
1468. participated in an RHPS production while on acid?
|
|
1469. participated in an RHPS production while on any other drug?
|
|
1470. during an RHPS, necked/petted?
|
|
1471. during an RHPS, had oral sex?
|
|
1472. during an RHPS, fucked (that's what the back row is for)?
|
|
1473. been kicked out of an RHPS?
|
|
1474. been a member of an RHPS cast?
|
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|
Have you performed, for an entire show, the part of:
|
|
|
|
1475. Frank-N-Furter (a scientist)?
|
|
1476. Janet Weiss (a heroine)?
|
|
1477. Brad Majors (a hero)
|
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1478. Riff Raff (a handyman)?
|
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1479. Magenta (a domestic)?
|
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1480. Columbia (a groupie)?
|
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1481. Dr. Everett V. Scott (a rival scientist)?
|
|
1482. Rocky Horror (a creation)?
|
|
1483. Eddie (ex delivery boy)?
|
|
1484. The Criminologist (an expert)?
|
|
1485. A Transylvanian (a transylvanian)?
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XVIII. Eyes on Your Own Papers, Please
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|
(Testing - 15 Questions)
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Have you:
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1486. had an unauthorized crib sheet for a test?
|
|
1487. flunked an IQ test?
|
|
1488. had to study for a blood test?
|
|
1489. lied on a Purity Test to improve you score?
|
|
1490. done something with the intent to 'improve' your Purity Test
|
|
scores or used a Test for inspiration (using the Purity Test as
|
|
a check-list)?
|
|
1491. been jealous of, or impressed by, someone else's test scores?
|
|
1492. read a Purity Test aloud, without omitting sections or being
|
|
embarrassed?
|
|
1493. taken a group purity test?
|
|
1494. taken any form of a purity test more than five times?
|
|
1495. administered a group purity test?
|
|
1496. participated in a purity test with ulterior motives?
|
|
1497. remembered something by taking a purity test?
|
|
1498. written or re-written a purity test?
|
|
|
|
1499. If you've done something not mentioned on this test, say it
|
|
aloud and let the group decide if you should get a point for it
|
|
(maximum one point per person).
|
|
1500. If you weren't offended by ANYTHING on this test, give yourself
|
|
a point.
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The user of this test acknowledges that sex is a hazardous sport; that
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|
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|
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|
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to any authorized representative of the pimp/spouse; (3) sexual
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bedroom and when approaching the bed to copulate. Your sexual partner
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is not transferable; see Theft of Services, V.S.A., sections 2581 and
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This product is meant for educational purposes only. Ask your doctor
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or pharmacist. Do not open back panel; no user serviceable parts
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permission of the publisher; just don't edit or change it. You may or
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may not have additional rights which may vary from state to state
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(i.e. inebriated, ecstasy). Not recommended for children under
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List each check separately by bank number. Contents may settle during
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shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or
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Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without
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all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of
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non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the
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American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television.
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Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver without
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postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no
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direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages resulting from
|
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any defect, error, or failure to perform. At participating locations
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only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for
|
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sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawl. Do not write
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below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your
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cancelled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid
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contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item
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is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly
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higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not
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eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some
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questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to insure
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Use only in well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flame.
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Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or
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Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs,
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or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant
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package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First
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pull up, then pull down. Call toll free before digging. Driver does
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not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product
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appear for identification purposes only. Record additional
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transactions on back of previous stub. This supersedes all previous
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notices.
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performed, for an entire show, the part of:
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1475. Frank-N-Furter (a scientist)?
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1476. Janet Weiss (a heroine)?
|
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1477. Brad Majors (a hero)
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1478. Riff Raff M f0p
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Answer sheet for the 1500 point Purity Test Final Score__________
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Name_________________ Age____ Gender____ Sexual Preference____________
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I. The Lamer Section - (90 Questions)
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II. Who Says You Need a Partner? OR I'm The Best I've Ever Had
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- (91 Questions)
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III. How Low Will You Go? - (146 Questions)
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IV. I Fought the Law and *I* Won - (70 Questions)
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V. Mekka Lekka Hi, Mekka Hiney Ho - (30 Questions)
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VI. This Looks Like a Good Place for a Stick-Up - (86 Questions)
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VII. Julia Child, Eat Yourself Out - (42 Questions)
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VIII. Something Smells Fishy Down Here - (84 Questions)
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IX. The Nitty and the Gritty - (65 Questions)
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X. The Meaning Of Life - (124 Questions)
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XI. Green Eggs and Ham - (178 Questions)
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XIII. Kids, Don't Try This at Home - (192 Questions)
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XIV. Don't Worry; I was a Boy Scout - (56 Questions)
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XV. Mama Always Told Me to Share - (30 Questions)
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XVI. Old MacDonald had his Farm, E-I-E-I-OHHHHHHH! - (29 Questions)
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XVIII. Eyes on Your Own Papers, Please - (15 Questions)
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Jason Alan Pfaff
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The Erotic Nightmare Revue
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Toledo, OH
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August 17, 1992
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