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Prudes and Virgins Digest, v.1 #6 (NOT13) Mon Dec 5 15:12:04 PST 1988
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WARNING: This digest may contain material not suitable for
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Reader's Digest. Do not read if you find this type of
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material offensive.
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Contributions: pvdigest@ernie.Berkeley.EDU
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Comments: nj@ernie.Berkeley.EDU
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Mailing List requests: pvdigest-request@ernie.Berkeley.EDU
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The Prudes and Virgins Digest is freely redistributable.
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-- nj
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Date: Thu, 1 Dec 88 11:15:22 PST
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>From: Reginald
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Subject: Interesting positions I have discovered
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Contact: reg3
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Good evening.
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Recently, whilst engaged in--well, let's be perfectly frank,
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this is an open forum after all--intercourse with my wife, i
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discovered an amazing new position, in which the female partner
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occupies what might be called the "dominant" or "top" position, rather
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than the more proper bottom position. We were curious as to whether
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anyone else has tried this revolutionary concept. We're rather afraid
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to admit it in public, since I think it falls outside of the bounds of
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general decency and propriety...but, as the common people say, life is
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too short not to "live it up" a little, eh what?
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Reginald
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Date: Thu, 1 Dec 88 21:43:05 PST
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>From: Jonathan
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Subject: A question
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Contact: jonp
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I've been thinking about...er...well, you know, and...um...I was just
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wondering if...if...you know...has anyone ever had any experience doing...
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I mean does anyone know any good techniques for...oh never mind.
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Date: Fri, 2 Dec 88 10:02:33 PST
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>From: GERTRUDE
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Subject: KISSING
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Contact: gert5
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DEAR PRUDES AND VIRGINS DIGEST.
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MY BOYFRIEND KEEPS TELLING ME IT IS OKAY TO KISS EACH OTHER ON THE LIPS AND
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NOT KEEP OUR LIPS PUCKERED SECURELY. IS THIS NORMAL?
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GERTRUDE
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Date: Fri, 2 Dec 88 11:15:56 PST
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>From: Robert
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Subject: confessions...
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Contact: robertw
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ive never told anyone else about this before, but i thought
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you all might like to hear about it. it all started one night when i
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was studying for a physics test all alone in a classroom and this girl
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walked in and sat down and started studying. i couldn't help but
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notice her most prominent features. i had a hard time concentrating
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on my textbook. all i could think about was introducing myself to
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her. i imagined myself walking up to her--actually walking up to a
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real woman--and GREETING her. i reached down and started idly playing
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with my calculator as i fantasized. i thought of asking her out for
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frozen yogurt. i thought of "accidentally" brushing against her round,
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soft hands. i couldn't stand it. i had to do it. but then she got
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up and left.
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Date: Fri, 2 Dec 88 16:49:23 PST
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>From: Samuel
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Subject: What turns you on?
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Contact: samt
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Hey I dont know about all you guys but I get really aroused whenever a girl
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says "Have a nice day" to me. Is this weird? Should I go see a shrink?
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The short women in "Willow" really turn me on to.
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Date: Sat, 3 Dec 88 15:35:01 PST
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>From: Linda
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Subject: hi
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Contact: lindal
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um hi im new to this sex thing but the guy im with keeps telling me
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its ok im not supposed to enjoy it as much as he does,,,is that right?
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and what does he mean when he tells his friends "she don't care i've
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only got three inches"? thankyou
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Date: Fri, 2 Dec 88 13:22:42 PST
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>From: Melville
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Subject: Hot digitized pix!
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Contact: mel2
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Hey "dudes", I got lots of ]<OOL digitized pictures. They're all very
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-->REVEALING<-- if you know what i mean *wink*. I've got Betty White
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in a low-cut gown, I've got Oprah Winfrey in a _miniskirt_ (and I do
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mean MINI!!!) and the best of them all is my pic of LINDA RONSTADT
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wearing a BIKINI!!!!! And if THAT don't turn you on you MUST be
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weird!!! Write me for more info!!!!!! (I want to TRADE too...I've
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been looking for a good Shirley Jones for "MILLENNIAS"!!!!)
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Date: Sat, 3 Dec 88 17:12:29 PST
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>From: Patrick
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Subject: "Bondage"
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Contact: rickb
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Hello--
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Does anyone know anything about "bondage"? Is it like, "male
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bonding"?
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Thanks.
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Patrick
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Date: Sat, 3 Dec 88 18:22:03 PST
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>From: Elizabeth
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Subject: Nightwear
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Contact: lizb
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Dear Prudes and Virgins Digest,
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This is ever so awkward, but i was wondering what your readers would
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consider to be...ummm....attractive... in the way of nightwear. Do the
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readers prefer cotton, flannel or rayon full lenghth nightgowns? Is there
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a tendency towards prints or solids? Fitted or roomy?
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This is truly a burning question on my mind, as just the other evening as
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my husband Percy and I were each reading various exerpts from Better Homes
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and Gardens Do-It Yourself Guide to Home Remodeling and Percy commented
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that perhaps to lend excitement to our marriage in much the same way our
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new storm windows add pizazz to our living room I should invest in some new
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nightwear. I hope your readers can assist me in my shopping endeavors.
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Elizabeth
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Date: Sat, 3 Dec 88 20:49:13 PST
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>From: J. Jacob
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Subject: Re: "Oral Majority"
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Contact: jjc
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That's DISGUSTING! You are SICK SICK SICK!!! To think that they even LET
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people like you in...why, why I'll bet you even vote DEMOCRAT!!!! Brother
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Falwell should kick ALL of you commie bastards out!!!!!!!
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Date: Sat, 3 Dec 88 23:13:52 PST
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>From: Hanna
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Subject: Wild fantasies
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Contact: hrb
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Dear P and V Digest
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Just the other day I engaged in the most unbelievable
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fantasy :^). I needed to study for my Chaucer exam and
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ducked into what I'd hoped to be an unused classroom.
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Well, this was the furthest from the truth. There was a
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young man in this room, but I was feeling a bit, shall we
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say devil-may-care, and i brought my books in and sat in a desk
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about two or three rows over from the young man. He was
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quite attactive, what with his neatly manicured hands and
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crisply shaved sideburns, and his shirt was neatly pressed
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as well. I very much wanted him to approach me, and to
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offer me a refreshment of some sort. We could discuss
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literature or this season's choice of music here with the
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University Symphony or perhaps the social happening next week
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at the Christian Center. My thoughts ranged even further into
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the future, about how, if we were married, we could have wild,
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frenzied family picnics.
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His shoes were neatly buffed, and he was reading what appeared
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to be some scientific manual or text, and he must have
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been an intelligent and well-mannered young man, and he would
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been an excellent conversationalist, and, well, just thinking
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of him *talking* to me got me so....ruffled.... i just had to
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go get a lemonade from the Cafeteria and I left quickly
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even before I could review my most recent notes.
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Hanna [[ last name
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withheld--nj ]]
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PS -- Please assign an alias and a mailbox to me; many people
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in my school read News and I wouldn't want them to get the wrong
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impression of me.
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End of Prudes and Virgins Digest
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