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MASTURBATION TECHNIQUES AND INFO.
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(C) 1986
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I love masturbation. I can't get enough of it. I guess you could call me a
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geek, but a geeky fag who doesn't have AIDS. I will explain a few various
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techniques on how to experience pleasure in the privacy of your own home, or
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whereever you enjoy most.
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1. places
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Some of the places i've jerked off in include..my home, the woods, public
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bathrooms, my bathroom, my bathtub, on kitchen table, etc. I will now go into
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detail.
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my home
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There are many fun things you can do around the home. One of my favorites
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is the chair. This is probably the most sexually exciting place to make it. I
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know I know...bed...but seriously, a chair is the best. First you strip down
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and use whatever cream is available, hand lotion, vaseline (best), raw eggs
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yoke, jelly, or any other lubricating substance. Then you spread your legs,
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and come up facing the front of the chair with your knees on the ground and
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lean against the front part of the chair. This doesn't work good on
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recliners, since you can't lean in to it (having a footrest) and therefore,
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you cannot "pump" the chair...now slide your dick in and out of your clenched
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hand and enjoy. Another good way is to lay upside down in the chair and screw
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yourself backwards. It's fun to watch the cum leak down your dick. I like
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holding a mirror and watching while I get fucked. In the bathroom it's fun to
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sit on the toilet and just whack off usingeither a shaking jerking motion or
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using a cream to simulate a wet vagina engulfing your cock. use your other
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hand to shake or vibrate your balls to get the maximum amount of cum out of
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them. I like to eat my cum after I orgasm, but that is not necessary. While
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on the point of cum, it's often fun to get it on your hands or a dildo and
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use it to perform anal sex. Hot cum feels great in an anal massage. Dildos
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are best made from a cork off a bottle, that way in case the cork slips up
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your ass you have something to hold onto. I use my fingers (preferably my
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thumb) to stick my finger as far up my ass as possible. I can get my finger
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almost to my intestinal tract which creates the greatest feeling imaginable
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when I have cum in there with it and pulling it in and out. Vaseline also
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works nicely, but as I said the smell and taste of cum is the greatest.
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Maximum penetration is possible only while you are laying on your back with
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your lags spread and bent back towards your chest. The taste of the remaining
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cum with the smell of the anus makes you really feel horny. Anal sex with a
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dildo is the closest thing you can get to being the girl having sex. With
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masturbation, this is possible of being both the giver and reciever.
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other places
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I find it exceptionally pleasing to relax and have sex in the woods. I lay on
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the ground and perform various sexual rituals until my climax..which should
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give you about 10 minutes of pleasure, and then a short feeling of tiredness
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and withdrawal. Get dirty! If sex is to be it's best, try new things and
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experiment. While performing sex upon yourself, nothing else will matter. I
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would do anything to get the greatest orgasm possible. Anal sex is best
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before the orgasm as the feel and smell of your insides adds to the orgasm.
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about sperm
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Sperm is not dirty, and is a part of you. You my swallow it and feel no
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harmful effects. As a matter of fact, it tastes good..Girls enjoy eating it,
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so why shouldn't you? So hold your hand out and catch all that wet juicy
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sperm...jerking off again in your own sperm is really great, and the smell,
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unlike anything you've smelled before...if you've just pissed before hand, it
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may smell sorta bleachy, but that's the smell of healthy developing sperm.
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This kind tastes the best and should at least be tried, before you say "no
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way, I'am not eating my own cum, that's disgusting" Trust me, sex is nothing
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without enjoying your own love juices..in your anus or your mouth..use it to
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your advantage.
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positions
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I normally lay on my back with my legs spread wide or I use a dildo while I
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jerk..to get the maximum anal effect push out your ass as though you were
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taking a crap. Now you can slide a larger object or several fingers up there
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and havethe time of your life. Another method is to havesex upside down. Or
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prop your ass up with a couple of pillows and vibrate anally. Or lay on top
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of the pillows and thrust downward, as though you were performing the
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"standard" sex act of screwing a girl. This is the most realistic, but makes
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you feel like you haven't done shit afterward. Another good place is the bath
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tub, where you can lay down, put vaseline on your hard cock and perform sex
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underwater. The heat of the water and the masturbation is better than any
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drug. During masturbation, you can get higher than with any drug, safely, and
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no-one will ever know. I like thiking about my favorite girl, and closing my
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eyes while I'am doing it and picturing what it looks like in my mind, dick
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sliding in and out of a hairy pussy hole. The only thing we can't simulate on
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the male body is tits. Too bad, can you imagine yourself milking, and
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swallowing some more of your juice. That would be great, but anal and penis
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sex is the best. Try it, anyone will find it enjoyable, and it is safe, and
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will cause no bodily harm, scars, pain, or noticeable changes in personality
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or male/female ssexual preference...as a matter of fact, it is not "Gay",
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since all you are enjoying is the orgasm and performing the function you were
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created to do..fuck girls...where her pussy is your hand. So go to it guys!
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--MR. ED/*-FYTRS 1986--DISTRIBUTE EVERYWHERE!
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A TEXT FILE DISTRIBUTED BY *-FYTRS, (C) 1987.
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THANKS TO: 6 GOLDS & SECTOR SMASHER
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