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" The official rules of INDOOR GOLF: "
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INDOOR GOLF
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1. Each player will furnish his own equipment for play. This Normally
consisits of one club and two balls but may vary depending on golfer.
2. Course to be played must be approved by the owner of the course
before play can begin. If consent is not given, much trouble may
follow.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and
keep the balls out of the hole.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course
owners are permitted to check the stiffness of the shaft before play
begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the club
to avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary
until the course owner is satisfied. Failure to do so may result in
being denied permission to play the course again.
7. Players are cautioned to select the proper hole for play.
8. It is normally considered bad form to begin playing the hole
immediadtely upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will
usually admire the entire course, with special attention to well
formed bunkers. He should assure himself that the hole is properly
lubricated to aid in stroking. Additional lubrication may be added to
the club if necessary preferably by the course owner.
9. Players are cautioned not to mention any other courses they have
played recently, or concurrently, to the current course owner. Upset
owners have been known to damage players equipment for this reason.
10. Indoor Golf can be one of the most enjoyable and entertaining
pastimes available, if done properly and by the rules. It is hoped
that we have helped you to play more and better with these simple
rules. Bye!!!!!