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55 lines
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An Ode to John Holmes
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-Palladin Publishing, a division of Stealth Enterprises-
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John Holmes has passed away
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Perhaps worn down at forty-three
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His role before the silver screen
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A cinematic phallacy
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How many guys saw him perform
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Did envy such prodigeous rod
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How many women thus seduced
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Surprised in fright exclaimed Oh God
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But fear no more you anxious moms
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Protect your daughters' virtue stout
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A thousand conquests end today
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His lengthy candle is snuffed out
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Nor grieve you not proprietors
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Of dirty bookstore movie booths
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He will yet pleasure porno queens
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And sometimes horney devils soothe
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An actor playing but one part
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Straight arrow roles yet stiff no bends
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In and out vicissitudes
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Predictable climactic ends
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So John Holmes has passed away
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In life more blessed than many men
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Unlike the South and Jesus Christ
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He will not rise again.
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