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* Recommend places to shop for fun toys and such, be cool and shop *
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* where L.O.A shops. *
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* Fredricks of Hollywood Hollywood Blvd. Hollywood, Calif. *
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* Toys R' Us {anywhere you can find one} *
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* L'Amour Shoppe 1022 9th st. Modesto, Calif. *
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* Liberty Books 1030 Kansas Ave Modesto, Calif. *
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* Adult Books & Game Shop 1313 McHenry Ave Modesto, Calif. *
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* Adult World 115 McHenry Ave Modesto, Calif. *
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Welcume to the Gourmet sex guide. This guide will help you becume
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a gourmet in the wide wonderful world of sex. First of all gourmet
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sex does not start in the kicten {it may end up there in time} but
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it starts with you. Always remeber to have safe sex so if you are
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ready to start put your rubbers on and contuine on.
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There will be two parts to this first chapter:
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#1-Defintions of body parts.
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#2)<ercises for your parts.
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Part 1 Defintions:
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The Ear: This is used for many other things besides listening.
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This orifice can be used for stimulation. This can be done by blowing
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in the ear or by the use of the tongue. {see next defintion for other
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uses and where the tongue can be found}
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Some girls like to have there ears explored or {ear fucked} by
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a tonuge. Simply move the tonuge in and out of the ear: Caution-
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excessive nosie such as yelling is not allowable nor is excessive
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slobbing in the ear- this can cause Ear Infections and is very hard
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to cure.
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The Tongue: This is the fleshy part that hangs around in your mouth.
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It has many uses such as sticking it out at your mom or other authoritative
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figures. Other uses are licking {and with the mouth } sucking.
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This tool can be used to explore the entirer body in your search
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for sensitive areas.
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The Vagina: This has many names-The Tunnel of Love, The Cave, Love
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Canal, Fuck Box, Hot Dog Bun, Juice Sluice, Hot Oven, etc.etc.etc.
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The vagina is the entrance to the Uterus {this wholle thing is
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located between a girls legs, this information is for the lamers out
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there} The Uterus is where babys are conceved if not carefull {if
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anyone who is reading this did not know this PLEASE stop here..there
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is no reason for you to contune on...please see your mom or sex ed.
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teacher for the Birds and the Bee theory}
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This is the place where all guys wish to enter someday..but please
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remeber that before you enter that the following condistions are met.
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Your area must be clean and washed..covered with a rubber {that
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definition will follow} and that the area is well lubricanted.
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{ you do not lubricate it with motor oil nor cooking oil-exception is
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crisco} Lubricantion can be done by stimulation of other body part
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incudling the Clitoris.
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The Clitoris: Is the female version of the male penis. It becomes
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hard and erect and may turn colors. {CAUTION: If it turns black she
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is ether dead or you have a black girl there, ether way do not panic
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just check to make sure she is breathing-if not please see section on
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necrophilla} This is located just above the entance to the vagina.
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{For more information see chapter on Techniques}
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The Penis: This is the fleshy part of skin which hang from the body
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of the male. It become erect when stroked and turns colors also.
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This part of the Bo0y offen has a mind of it's own, sometimes it
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becumes hard to tell which brain of the male species is in control, the
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large brain located in the seat of his pants or the one in the tip of
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his cock.
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The penis cums in four size: Small, Medium, Large and OH MY GOD!!!!
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Most wonmen prefer the medium and up sizes...but small has it's uses
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to. Remeber it's not the meat--it's the motion!!!!
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The Breasts: These are large globule mammarry glands which hangs
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from the upper half of the female body. Most men have a mother complex
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and can not think of anything else. Tits are overrated, they too
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come in four sizes: Small, Medium, Large and the type you need a wheel
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barrow to carry them around in. Just remember that more than a mouth
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full is a waste. Also these are very sensitive area that can be sucked
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on {incudling the nipple} or held and rubbed.
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The Mouth: This is area is used for kissing and other things such
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as eating, making loud nosies, chewing, sucking, and making faces.
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There are two types of kissing you can do with the mouth such as
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french kissing {this uses the tougne see that area for more help}
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and the regular kissing with mouth closed. Ether one is good and
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should at ways be used to start other things going. A kiss is the
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start of something good, and a kiss can tell you alot about how other
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things might flow. {see other sections to cumm for further infor.}
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#2--Exercise
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Exercise for your penis:
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Many of you might have heard of the G-Spot. This is located in
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in the vagina and you can help stimulate it with the following penis
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exercise.
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First lock the door {don't want your mom or anyone else seeing you
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do this, they may think that you are sick and demended person}
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Next get a good hard on {you can think of a way} then place a light
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piece of paper across it {tissue paper is best for first timers}
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now lift you cock up and point the tip of it to the roof.
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Now repeat this process ten times and rest. Do 3 repertitions a day.
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On the third day increase the weight and repeat the process. Keep
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increasing the weight untill you can lift a wet bath towel with ease.
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You will now process a super cock, able to lift any woman in to climax
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with ease.
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end of part one of the Gourmet Guide to Sex.
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