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65 lines
1.9 KiB
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The Official Minnesota Finlander's Sex Quiz
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Name:__________________________________ Score_________
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Directions: Study each question carefully. Choose the answer that
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seems most corrrect. Mark an "X" (just like you sign
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your name) in the appropriate space at the right.
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TRUE FALSE
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1. A clitoris is a type of flower. ____ ____
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2. A pubic hare is a wild rabbit. ____ ____
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3. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird. ____ ____
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4. Vagina is a medical term for heart trouble. ____ ____
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5. A menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels. ____ ____
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6. A G-string is part of a violin. ____ ____
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7. Semen is another word for sailors. ____ ____
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8. Anus is the Latin word for yearly. ____ ____
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9. Testicles are found on an octopus. ____ ____
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10. Asphalt describes rectal problems. ____ ____
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11. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan Texas. ____ ____
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12. Masturbate is used to catch big fish. ____ ____
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13. Coitus is a musical instrument. ____ ____
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14. Fetus is a character in "Gunsmoke." ____ ____
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15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. ____ ____
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16. An orgasm is the person who accompanies the choir. ____ ____
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17. A diaphram is a drawing in geometry. ____ ____
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18. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. ____ ____
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19. An erection is when the Japanese vote for their
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new government officials. ____ ____
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20. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. ____ ____
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21. Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass. ____ ____
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22. Pornography is the business of making records. ____ ____
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23. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins. ____ ____
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24. Douche is the Italian word for "twelve". ____ ____
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25. An enema is someone who is not your friend. ____ ____
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26. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese. ____ ____
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27. Scrotum is a small planet near Uranus. ____ ____
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