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YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR IS THE KEY TO YOUR SEXUAL LIFE
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(hope you had a good laugh or cry......)
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RED
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Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in
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every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is lighted, it may take
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hours to extinguish. When two Reds get together, the ensuing erotica
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could make Lady Chatterley blush. Lovers of Red tend to be the
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aggressors and weaker colours should beware!
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YELLOW
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If you tend to favour Yellow your sexual drivers are complex and lean
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toward the adaptable. The favourite colour of homosexuals is Yellow! No
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don't panic - not everyone who wears Yellow is gay. In most cases the
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person will acquiesce to the stronger partner's desires in a passive
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manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn
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down an invitation from someone you enjoy or admire.
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PURPLE
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Lovers of the colour Purple frequently consider themselves too regal for
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a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to muss
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their hair. Men are business-like in their approach to lovemaking. In
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both sexes, Purple partners are more concerned with their fulfilment
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than anyone else's gratification.
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BLACK
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Black colour preferences point to Black sex. These people are the
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misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend
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to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in
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nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under
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stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that many sex
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offenders prefer the colour Black. And it is no coincidence that the
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uniform of monsters and teenaged gangs is Black attire.
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GREEN
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Those who prefer Green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex.
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Women who love Green will make love like virgins all of their life. And
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a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward, but in a charming and
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endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If
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chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.
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PINK
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Persons who like Pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters.
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Women tend to tease; to promise more than they intend to deliver. In
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some cases, they flaunt their femininity - but because they secretly
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hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire lingerie
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wardrobes in Pink. Men who like Pink are philanderers and flirts. They
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are the type who will take three dates for the same evening and not keep
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one; preferring to pick up a dish in some bar, instead. Women whose
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husbands like Pink should keep a secret nest egg for when they are
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deserted. Pink indicates a tendency to squander money. ORANGE
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People who favour Orange tend to have sexual fantasies. The sex act is
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regarded as a dramatic role, a one-act play in which they are the star.
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Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings;
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meaningless dialogue they feel fits their image. Orange people often do not
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experience orgasm, but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their
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partner's hair and women leave red welts on their sex partners back. But the
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bruises and the ballyhoo add up to nothing.
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BROWN
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If you love Brown, you are a real treasure for the right mate. Brown lovers
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tend to be warm and deep. Sensitive to the needs and desires of their
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partners. Sex is a 24-hour a day thing to them. They can't say "I Love You"
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often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching
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snowflakes on their tongue is a turn on to a lover of Brown. They need lots
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of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh
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word could end the affair.
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GRAY
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The colour Gray is preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't get
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excited about anything - including colours - so they choose a noncommittal
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shade. Men who prefer Gray look at sex as a means of relieving tension,
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(nothing more, nothing less). It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Women who
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prefer Gray don't make love, they have intercourse. And for one of two
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reasons, to accommodate their mate or to become pregnant. They count the
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cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and done. When a
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Gray marries another Gray, the marriage is made in heaven. But when teamed
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with another colour, the Gray spouse considers the colour's infidelity a
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blessing.
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BLUE
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Lovers of Blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sincere, affectionate and
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sensitive to their partners needs. They consider lovemaking a fine art and
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their approach is elegant. Men who love Blue are like concert pianists;
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delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in
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the Blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners, but
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their passion might be compared to tidal waves rather than fiery aggression.
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Both men and women enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of love-making as much as
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the sex act itself. In marriage, a Blue person is a wonderful mate - never
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failing to please the spouse and never seeking outside interests.
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WHITE
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If a person in infatuated with White, sex often seems dirty. These people are
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puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make love in daylight
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in unheard of. Women who love White will undress beneath the covers. Men will
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shower before and after the sex act. These people will use pet names for
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their genitals.
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