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215 lines
7.2 KiB
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JUST DO IT
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Presented by
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Vuarnet International
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617/527.oo91
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Anthropologists do it with culture.
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Archeologists do it with mummies.
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Architects do it late.
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Bankers do it with interest, but pay for early withdrawl.
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Bayseians probably do it.
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Boy Scouts do it in the woods.
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Carpenters do it tongue in groove.
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Chemists do it in test tubes.
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Chemists do it in the fume hood.
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Chess players mate better.
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City Planners do it with their eyes shut.
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Computer Operators do it upon mount requests.
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C++ programmers do it with class.
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C++ programmers do it with private members and public objects.
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Deprogrammers do it with sects.
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Drivers do it with their cars.
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Druids do it in the bushes.
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Druids do it with animals.
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Drummers do it in 4/4 time.
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Drummers do it longer.
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Drummers do it louder.
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Drummers do it with both hands and feet.
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Drummers do it with rhythm.
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Economists do it at bliss point.
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Economists do it cyclically.
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Economists do it in an Edgeworth Box.
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Economists do it with a dual.
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Economists do it with an atomistic competitor.
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Economists do it with interest.
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EE's do it on an impulse.
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Electrical Engineers do it on an Impulse.
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Electrical Engineers do it with faster rise time
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Electrical Engineers do it with large capacities.
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Electrical Engineers do it with super position
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Electricians do it in their shorts.
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Electricians do it until it Hertz!
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Electricians do it with spark.
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Electricians do it with 'NO SHORTS'.
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Elevator men do it up and down.
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Elves do it in fairy rings.
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Engineers do it any way they can.
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Engineers do it in practice.
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Engineers do it to a first order approximation.
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Engineers do it with precision.
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English majors do it with an accent.
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English majors do it with style.
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Entomologists do it with insects.
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Entymologists do it with bugs.
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Evangelists do it with Him watching.
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Existentialists do it alone.
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Fencers do it in a full lunge.
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Fencers do it with three feet of sword.
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Fetuses do it in-vitro.
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Firemen do it wearing rubber.
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Firemen do it with a big hose.
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Firemen find `em hot, and leave `em wet!
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Fishermen do it for reel.
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Flagpole sitters do it in the air.
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Football players do it offensively/defensively.
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FORTH programmers do it from behind.
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FORTRAN programmers do it with SOAP.
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FORTRAN programmers just DO it.
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Fuzzy theorists (and Zen Monks) both do it and don't do it.
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F. B. I. does it under cover.
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Gamblers do it on a hunch.
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Geographers do it globally.....:-)
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Geologists do it to get their rocks off.
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Geometers do it constructively.
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Gerald Ford does it on his face.
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Gnomes are too short to do it.
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Golfers do it in 18 holes.
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Gravediggers die to do it.
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Gymnasts do it with grace.
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Gyneacologists mostly sniff, watch and finger.
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Hackers do it absolutely.
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Hackers do it all night long.
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Hackers do it at link time.
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Hackers do it attached.
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Hackers do it automatically.
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Hackers do it bug-free.
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Hackers do it by the numbers.
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Hackers do it concurrently.
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Hackers do it conditionally.
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Hackers do it detached.
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Hackers do it digitally.
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Hackers do it discretely.
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Hackers do it during downtime.
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Hackers do it during PM.
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Hackers do it efficiently.
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Hackers do it faster.
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Hackers do it graphically.
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Hackers do it immediately.
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Hackers do it in a HRRI.
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Hackers do it in batches.
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Hackers do it in dumps.
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Hackers do it in less space.
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Hackers do it in libraries.
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Hackers do it in loops.
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Hackers do it in O(n log n).
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Hackers do it in parallel.
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Hackers do it in SEXTRAN.
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Hackers do it in stacks.
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Hackers do it in the microcode.
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Hackers do it in the software.
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Hackers do it in trees.
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Hackers do it in two states.
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Hackers do it indirectly.
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Hackers do it interactively.
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Hackers do it iteratively.
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Hackers do it loaded.
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Hackers do it locally (or globally).
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Hackers do it randomly.
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Hackers do it recursively.
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Hackers do it reentrantly.
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Hackers do it relocatably.
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Hackers do it sequentially.
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Hackers do it synchronously.
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Hackers do it with all sorts of characters
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Hackers do it with bugs.
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Hackers do it with computers.
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Hackers do it with DDT.
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Hackers do it with demons.
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Hackers do it with editors.
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Hackers do it with fewer instructions.
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Hackers do it with high priority.
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Hackers do it with insertion sorts.
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Hackers do it with interrupts.
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Hackers do it with key strokes.
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Hackers do it with phantoms.
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Hackers do it with quick sorts.
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Hackers do it with recursive descent.
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Hackers do it with side effects.
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Hackers do it with simultaneous access.
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Hackers do it with slaves.
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Hackers do it with their fingers.
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Hackers do it with words.
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Hackers do it without a net.
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Hackers do it without arguments.
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Hackers do it without detaching.
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Hackers do it without proof of termination.
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Hackers do it without protection.
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Hackers do it without you even knowing it.
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Hackers don't do it--they're hacking all the time.
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Hams do it with frequency.
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Hardware hackers are a charge.
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Hardware hackers do it closely coupled.
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Hardware hackers do it electrically.
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Hardware hackers do it intermittently.
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Hardware hackers do it noisily.
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Hardware hackers do it on a bus.
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Hardware hackers do it over a wide temperature range.
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Hardware hackers do it with AC and DC.
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Hardware hackers do it with bus drivers.
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Hardware hackers do it with charge.
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Hardware hackers do it with connections.
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Hardware hackers do it with emitter-coupled logic.
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Hardware hackers do it with female banana plugs.
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Hardware hackers do it with male connectors.
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Hardware hackers do it with maximum ratings.
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Hardware hackers do it with power.
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Hardware hackers do it with resistance.
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Hardware hackers do it with transceivers.
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Hardware hackers do it with uncommon emitters into open collectors.
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Hawaiians do it volcanicly.
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Helicopter Pilots do it while hovering.
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Helicopter Pilots do it with autorotation.
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Hikers do it naturaly.
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Horn players do it French style.
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Hunters do it in the bush.
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Hunters do it with a bang.
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Hurdlers do it every 10 meters.
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Hypertrichologists do it with intensity.
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Lawyers do it in their briefs.
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Lawyers do it with extensions in their briefs
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Lisp programmers have to stop and collect garbage.
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Mathematicians do it in theory.
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Metallurgists are screw'n'edge.
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Moonies do it within sects.
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Multitaskers do it Everywhere: Concurrently!
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Nuns do it out of habit.
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Philosophers think about doing it.
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Photographers do it in the dark.
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Physicists do it at two places in the universe at one time.
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Physicists do it like Einstein.
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Physicists do it with charm.
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Physicists do it with large expensive machinery.
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Physicists do it with the help of an absolute Bohr (ouch!).
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Politicians do it with everyone.
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Popes do it in the woods.
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Programmers do it all night.
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Quantum mechanics do it in leaps.
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RISC assembly programmers do it 1073741824 times a second.
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Scuba divers do it deeper.
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Shakespearean scholars do it... or don't do it, that is the question
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Smalltalk programmers have more methods.
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Sociologists do it with class.
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Statisticians do it with 95% confidence.
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Statisticians probably do it.
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Systems programmers keep it up longer.
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Typographers do it with tight kerning.
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Usenet freaks do it with hard drives!
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Vicars do it with amazing grace.
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617/527.oo91
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