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The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long.
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Cucumbers are always hard.
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A cucumber never has performance problems.
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It's no problem to pick up a cucumber.
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Cucumbers can get away any weekend.
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Cucumbers will respect you. The next morning too.
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Cucumbers won't ask, "Am I the first".
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Cucumbers arn't concerned with your virginity.
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Cucumbers won't tell.
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Cucumbers don't have hang-ups.
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Cucumbers don't kiss & run.
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You can enjoy as many cucumbers as you can handle.
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You can eat cucumbers whenever YOU feel like it.
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Cucumbers won't ask for their rating, on a scale from 1 to 10.
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Cucumbers won't make a scene if there are other cucumbers available.
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Cucumbers don't mind hiding in your refridgerator when your mother comes over.
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Cucumbers don't give hickeys.
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No matter what your age is, you can get your own personal cucumber.
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Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep in a wet spot.
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Cucumbers won't leave you wondering for a month.
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Cucumbers won't tell you that a vasectomy will ruin it for them.
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Cucumbers never forget to flush the toilet.
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Cucumbers don't compare you to centerfolds.
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Cucumbers don't tell you that you look better with long hair.
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A cucumber will never leave you for another woman, another man, another cucumber.
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A cucumber won't tell you that he's outgrown you intellectually.
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Cucumbers won't expect you to have little cucumbers.
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Cucumbers are easy to discard.
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