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: T H E U N O F F I C I A L C H I C K E N R A N C H F A Q
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: Version 0.10
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: Copyright 1994 by Blake Wilfong
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: blake@phoenix.phoenix.net
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: CONTENTS
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: 1. ABOUT THE UNOFFICIAL CHICKEN RANCH FAQ
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: 2. LEGALITY, REGULATION, AND SAFETY OF PROSTITUTION IN NEVADA
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: 3. TRANSPORTATION
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: 4. CUSTOMER PROCEDURES
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: A. GLOSSARY
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: 1. ABOUT THE UNOFFICIAL CHICKEN RANCH FAQ
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: 1.0 What is the Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ?
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: The Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ is a list of frequently asked questions
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: about the Chicken Ranch brothel near Las Vegas, Nevada. Its purpose is to
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: make information about the Chicken Ranch more widely available to men who
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: might enjoy it as much as I do. I am only just beginning work on this FAQ;
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: there's a LOT to say about the Chicken Ranch! I plan to expand and repost
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: the FAQ periodically.
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: 1.1 Is the Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ free?
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: It's shareware. If you visit the Chicken Ranch as a result of reading
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: this document, you should reimburse me. PLEASE do this! If I do not
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: receive reimbursement, I will stop posting and expanding the FAQ.
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: 1.2 OK, how do I reimburse you for my copy?
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: I am a member of the Chicken Ranch's Golden Egg Club. (See the section on
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: the Golden Egg Club, elsewhere in this document, for more information.)
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: I therefore receive $50 in credit at the Chicken Ranch for every 3 customers
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: I refer. If you party with a lady at the Chicken Ranch as a result of
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: reading this document, PLEASE tell the shift manager to log a validated
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: referral for Golden Egg Club member Blake Wilfong. Make sure she understands
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: that this is supposed to count for credit for me at the Chicken Ranch. If
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: she doesn't seem to know how to handle this, ask her to talk to her manager,
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: Russ Reade. That's it! It doesn't cost you a penny, and you aren't required
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: to reveal your identity. THANK YOU!
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: If you are a woman who goes to work at the Chicken Ranch as a result of
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: reading this FAQ, I don't receive any reimbursement for referring you. But
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: I would appreciate it if you would use your latitude in pricing and duration
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: of the party to give me a cost break or extra time. Also, please let Russ
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: Reade know that you heard about the Chicken Ranch from me. THANK YOU!
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: 1.3 What is your affiliation with the Chicken Ranch?
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: I have no affiliation with the Chicken Ranch. I am just a very satisfied
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: customer. The Chicken Ranch has neither endorsed nor condemned this
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: document, though Russ Reade has unofficially agreed to give me credit for
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: referrals generated from it, as described above.
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: 1.4 May I distribute the Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ?
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: You may distribute the Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ in ELECTRONIC FORM ONLY,
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: provided that NO FEE IS CHARGED. No portion of this document should appear
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: in printed form without written permission from me, Blake Wilfong. You are
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: encouraged to copy it for your friends or distribute it via BBSs or the
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: Internet.
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: 1.5 Can I ask my own questions about the Chicken Ranch?
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: You can email questions to the following Internet address:
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: blake@phoenix.phoenix.net
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: Please use the subject "Chicken Ranch Question". If I am too busy or if I
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: receive too many questions, I may not be able to answer your question
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: individually. But if I think others would be interested in the answer to
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: your question, I will add it to later versions of the FAQ! If you are
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: actually planning to visit the Chicken Ranch, their shift managers will be
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: happy to answer your questions. Call (702) 727-5721 long distance, or
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: 382-7870 from Las Vegas.
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: 1.6 Why does this FAQ seem so incomplete?
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: I wanted to get this information circulating as quickly as possible. I plan
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: to add to the FAQ as I go. Of course, if no one reimburses me for the FAQ,
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: I won't bother...
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: 2. LEGALITY, REGULATION, AND SAFETY OF PROSTITUTION IN NEVADA
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: 2.0 Is prostitution legal in Las Vegas?
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: Prostitution is ILLEGAL in Las Vegas. The laws of the state of Nevada forbid
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: prostitution in counties with populations exceeding 250,000. Las Vegas'
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: population far exceeds this number; hence prostitution is illegal in Clark
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: county and Las Vegas itself. In Las Vegas, you are COMMITTING A CRIME if you
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: pay for (or sell) sex, and it is quite likely that you will be jailed,
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: mugged, swindled, or exposed to Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs).
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: 2.1 The Chicken Ranch serves the Las Vegas area, so isn't it illegal?
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: Though the Chicken Ranch is near Las Vegas, it actually resides in
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: neighboring Nye county. Nye county laws permit a handful of legal, licensed
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: brothels to operate under strict government regulations. The Chicken Ranch
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: is one of these, so it is completely legal.
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: 2.2 What regulations are imposed on the legal brothels?
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: There are limitations on the brothels' location, advertising, employment of
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: minors, etc. Of most interest to potential customers are the regulations
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: concern STD prevention. The use of condoms--even for oral sex--is
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: mandatory. Furthermore, the ladies are tested weekly for various STDs,
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: including HIV. Of course, any who test positive are not permitted to work.
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: Though a few applicants are initially screened out by the tests, STDs are
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: EXTREMELY rare among the ladies, and those working at the Chicken Ranch have
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: NEVER tested positive for HIV.
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: 2.3 Does the Chicken Ranch use any further safeguards against STDs?
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: The ladies at the Chicken Ranch inspect each customer before partying. They
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: are trained to recognize the symptoms of common STDs. They also wash the
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: customers' genitals using Betadine, an antibacterial surgical scrub.
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: 2.4 Personal question: Have YOU ever contracted an STD?
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: I have never contracted an STD from the Chicken Ranch (or elsewhere). I have
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: partied with 33 women at the Chicken Ranch. My personal opinion is that,
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: between the condoms, testing, inspections, and Betadine, it is HIGHLY
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: improbable that any customer will contract an STD at the Chicken Ranch.
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: 3. TRANSPORTATION
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: 3.0 How far is the Chicken Ranch from Las Vegas?
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: About 60 miles by automobile. You'll see serene desert countryside and a
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: gently winding scenic mountain pass. It's very relaxing!
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: 3.1 That's certainly too far to walk! So how do I get there?
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: You have several options. You can take a taxi, call for a complimentary
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: limousine, drive your own (or a rental) car, or fly your own plane there.
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: 3.2 Which is easiest?
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: The taxi is the easiest. If you are staying at any of the major
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: hotel/casinos, there will be a cab stand. Otherwise, use the phone book to
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: call for a taxi. In either case, ask to go to the Chicken Ranch. You will
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: make the driver's day! You will probably be required to pay in advance, as
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: the fare is typically $200 to $300!!! Even so, I've seen quite a few taxis
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: parked outside the Chicken Ranch.
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: 3.3 $200 - $300!?!? Sheesh! What's the NEXT easiest way to get there?
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: The limousine is also quite easy and much less expensive. Call the Chicken
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: Ranch at 382-7870 from Las Vegas for details. Basically, you'll have to work
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: out a pick-up time and place with the limousine service, and tell them how
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: to recognize you. The limousine is more comfortable than a cab, though you
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: may wind up sharing it with other customers. The driver works solely for
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: tips, so you are expected to tip him! Remember, he's probably doing more
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: work than the lady you'll party with, so tip appropriately. Back when I rode
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: the limousine, I tipped $20-$40 depending mostly on the number of other
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: riders. The drivers, usually older men who used the tips to supplement their
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: retirement incomes, seemed happy with this. An additional benefit of the
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: limousine is that the drivers (and the other passengers, if any) usually make
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: good conversation on the way out and back. A limitation of the limousine is
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: that the driver and other passengers are waiting for you to finish; extremely
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: long parties can pose problems. Also, you can't go visiting the local
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: casinos, etc.
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: 3.4 What about driving myself?
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: This is my favorite method these days. If you flew into Las Vegas, you'll
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: need a rental car, preferably with unlimited mileage. If you're coming from
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: the Strip or Downtown, take Interstate 15 south (toward Los Angeles). You'll
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: soon come across "Pahrump/Blue Diamond" exit 33. Use this exit, which will
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: take you west on Highway 160. You're in the right place if you see a big
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: "76" truck stop to your right after taking the exit. About 50 miles later,
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: you'll start seeing signs of civilization. Stay sharp and watch for a sign
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: that says "Nye County Line". Soon thereafter, turn left on Gamebird Road.
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: After about 3 miles, you'll come to a 4-way stop at Homestead Road. Turn
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: left and proceed about 6 miles. You'll see the Chicken Ranch on your left!
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: I know you'll be all excited, but PLEASE remember to tell the shift manager
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: that I sent you and should receive credit for it!!!
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: If you miss Gamebird Road, you'll find yourself on the main street of the
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: town of Pahrump, with a speed limit of 35. Turn back and try again.
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: Want a map? You got it! If you print it out, use a monospaced font...
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: PLEASE REMEMBER TO TELL THE SHIFT MANAGER THAT Las Vegas
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: BLAKE WILFONG SENT YOU & SHOULD RECEIVE CREDIT! /
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: Watch for /
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: "Nye County Line" /
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: Pahrump ----+--------------------~-------------------+ Pahrump/
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: | / Highway 160 / Blue Diamond
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: | / Gamebird / Exit 33
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: |/ Rd. 3 miles /
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: | / Interstate 15
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: Homestead | /
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: Rd. 6 miles | /
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: X Chicken to Los Angeles
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: Ranch
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: 3.5 How do I fly myself there?
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: The Chicken Ranch has a simple landing strip, marked by white tires. Call
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: them at (702) 727-5721 long distance, or 382-7870 from Las Vegas, for more
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: information.
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: 4. CUSTOMER PROCEDURES
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: 4.0 How do I get into the Chicken Ranch?
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: You will be standing at a white, metal fence with a gate. Press the button
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: to sound a bell inside the Chicken Ranch. Assuming you don't look drunk or
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: psychotic, the shift manager will press a switch inside that makes a buzzing
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: sound and unlocks the gate. Pull it open and proceed to the door, where the
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: shift manager will greet you.
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: If you are carrying any bags, briefcases, etc. they will have to be inspected
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: or left with the shift manager. You will not be allowed to take weapons or
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: cameras into the Chicken Ranch.
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: 4.1 What happens inside?
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: The shift manager asks you whether you wish to see the ladies. If you're
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: just there to buy souvenirs or want to visit the bar first, tell her now.
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: Otherwise, say "yes"!
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: The shift manager instructs you to take a seat on a couch in the parlor. She
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: will press another button that sounds a different bell signaling the ladies
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: to prepare for a lineup. Within a minute or two, the arrive in an adjoining
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: hallway.
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: "Ladies, please introduce yourselves," the shift manager says. The ladies
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: walk out from the hallway into the parlor, one by one. They are usually
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: attired in attractive evening dresses, but may be wearing lingerie or even
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: swimsuits--but their dignity is rightfully protected; nothing too revealing
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: is permitted. As they enter, they smile at you and say, "Hi, I'm (name)".
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: When they finish lining up in front of you, the shift manager asks you to
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: select a lady. You will usually have at least half a dozen ladies to choose
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: from.
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: 4.2 I'm terrible with names! What do I do?
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: Don't feel bad; most customers can't remember all the ladies' names. It's
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: fine to say, "The second from the right," or "The lady in the blue dress."
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: But I have almost always succeeded in actually naming the lady I want.
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: Here's how: As the first lady comes out, memorize her name. Now, as
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: the second lady comes out, decide whether you'd rather party with her or the
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: first lady. If you want to party with the second lady, forget about the
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: first lady and memorize the second lady's name. Continue this process as
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: the lineup forms. This way, you only have to remember one name, the name
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: of the most attractive woman you have seen so far.
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: Don't feel bashful! Once the lineup is complete, go ahead and say who you
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: like! It is frustrating, uncomfortable, and awkward for the ladies to remain
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: on display for customers who are scared to make a selection. I have seen
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: this happen time and again. Believe me, you have nothing to fear! And you
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: can't go wrong; all the ladies at the Chicken Ranch are wonderful.
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: 4.3 What if I don't find any of the ladies attractive?
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: This has NEVER happened to me. Some of the Chicken Ranch's ladies are so
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: beautiful I can't figure out what they're doing in a brothel; they should
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: be models! But if you REALLY want to back out now, at least do so
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: gracefully. Turn to the shift manager and say something like, "The ladies
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: are all lovely, but I don't see what I'm looking for. Thank you for your
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: time." They'll remember you as a true gentleman!
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: 4.4 Okay, I've chosen a lady. What next?
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: The lady will take you to her room. It's small but comfortable, with one
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: chair, a dresser, a double bed, a table, a window, and a closet. Many of the
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: ladies have televisions and VCRs, along with portable stereos. Sometimes
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: there is a bookcase with books and magazines. There may be tasteful
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: paintings or prints hanging on the walls, or a wall or the ceiling may be
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: mirrored. The walls are wood paneled and the rooms are well lit and very
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: clean. Most of the rooms have very nice adjoining bathrooms. These living
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: conditions are far superior to the dark, cramped cells at some of the other
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: brothels.
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: The lady will sit next to you on her bed and ask what you would like to do.
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: She may show you a menu, complete with staggering prices. Again, there's no
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: need to be bashful; this is this lady's job! Tell her exactly what you want
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: to do and you'll receive a party more to your liking. At this point, the
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: lady will state a price or ask how much you had in mind spending.
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: 4.5 How much will my party cost?
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: That depends on many factors: the individual lady, the services you want her
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: to provide, your bargaining abilities, and your appearance and demeanor.
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: The ladies are "independent contractors". That means that, to a limit, each
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: sets her own prices. Some ladies charge more than others, though competition
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: tends to keep their prices in line.
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: Last time I checked, the "house minimum" at the Chicken Ranch was $100. For
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: that, you received oral or hand sex only, and your party would last no more
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: than half an hour. A "straight lay" or "half-and-half", including more time
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: and some real foreplay, usually runs $200 to $400. Many more options exist
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: for those who can afford them. Some customers have paid thousands of dollars
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: for extravagant parties.
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: Prices are negotiable--to a limit--even if they're written on a menu. Often,
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: you can get a reduced rate simply by asking nicely or saying you can't spend
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: as much as the lady is requesting. If the lady persists in demanding more
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: than you think is reasonable, stand up and say you'd like to try someone
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: else. It's most likely that the lady you've chosen will come around at this
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: point and lower her price. If not, let her escort you back out to the
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: parlor, and ask the shift manager for a lineup of ladies who would be more
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: willing to give you a party in your price range.
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: Finally, bear in mind that the ladies are people. They dislike (and will
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: probably demand more money from) customers who are mean, drunk, smelly, or
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: shabbily dressed.
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: 4.6 What forms of payment does the Chicken Ranch accept?
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: Cash and travelers' cheques. They also have an ATM machine so you can use
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: a credit card--but you'll have to pay your credit card's cash advance fees.
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: 4.7 Enough about the money! Are we ready to have sex now?
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: The lady will ask you to drop your pants, but don't get excited--she wants
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: to inspect you. She will check for sores, venereal warts, chancres, puss
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: discharges, pubic lice, etc. You will be sent on your way if you don't pass
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: inspection.
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: Next, you pay the lady. She will take the money and leave the room. She
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: hand over the money to the shift manager and tell her what kind of party she
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: will be having with you. Meanwhile, you can go ahead and get undressed.
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: Do NOT wait under the bed covers! In most cases, the lady will want to party
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: with you on towels or a bedspread ON TOP of the bed covers.
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: When the lady returns, she'll wash your genitals, take her clothes off, and
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: start the fun!
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: 4.8 Are there any rules I should be aware of?
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: No kissing on the lips; it spreads germs. No sticking fingers inside the
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: lady's orifices. Condoms are absolutely required for both oral and vaginal
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: sex.
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: 4.9 Could you describe some of your experiences?
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: Sorry, but this is a respectable FAQ. Besides, I draw the line at relating
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: my sexual experiences to strangers. If you really want to know what it's
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: like, go book a plane ticket to Las Vegas! You won't be sorry!
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: 4.10 (Grumble.) All right, what happens when we're done?
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: The lady will remove your condom and wash your genitals again. Then you'll
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: both get dressed and she'll escort you back to the parlor. She will say
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: goodbye, then go to fetch the shift manager, who will let you out the door
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: and buzz you back out of the front gate.
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: 4.11 Am I expected to tip the lady?
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: Some of the ladies have signs in their rooms saying that tipping is
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: appreciated. A few may even go so far as to ask you for a tip. My policy is
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: that the agreed-on price should be adequate for standard services (i.e., no
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: tip). But exceptional service (e.g., an unusually long party or exquisitely
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: creative foreplay) warrants tipping. When I do tip, I make it at least 10%
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: of the cost of the party.
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: 4.12 Hey, this looks like the end!!! Where's the rest of this FAQ???
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: I know it's incomplete, but I'm eager to get this FAQ posted. I'll add more
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: to it and repost as time permits. This includes the Golden Egg Club info,
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: alluded to but not present in this document (yet).
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: A. GLOSSARY
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: FAQ - A list of Frequently Asked Questions, with answers.
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: Lady - A woman who sells her services at the brothel. Calling her a whore or
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: prostitute would be like calling Itzhak Perlman a fiddler.
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: Lineup - The process by which the customer selects a lady with whom to party.
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: The ladies "line up" in from of the customer so that he may make a choice.
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: Party - The service for the customer pays. May include, but is not limited
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: to, sex.
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: Russ Reade - Overseer and part owner of the Chicken Ranch.
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: Shift Manager - The ladies' supervisor. She greets customers, organizes
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: lineups, maintains records, answers the telephone, etc. In many ways, her
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: role is similar to that of a "madam", but she is NOT the top-level
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: manager and does not own the brothel.
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: STD - Sexually Transmitted Disease
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: PLEASE remember to tell the shift manager that Blake Wilfong sent you and
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: should receive credit! This is the ONLY reimbursement I receive for my work
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: on this FAQ! Thanks.
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: -----------------------------------------------------
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: Blake Wilfong Houston, TX blake@phoenix.phoenix.net
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