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: T H E U N O F F I C I A L C H I C K E N R A N C H F A Q
: Version 0.10
: Copyright 1994 by Blake Wilfong
: blake@phoenix.phoenix.net
: CONTENTS
: 1. ABOUT THE UNOFFICIAL CHICKEN RANCH FAQ
: 2. LEGALITY, REGULATION, AND SAFETY OF PROSTITUTION IN NEVADA
: 3. TRANSPORTATION
: 4. CUSTOMER PROCEDURES
: A. GLOSSARY
: 1. ABOUT THE UNOFFICIAL CHICKEN RANCH FAQ
: 1.0 What is the Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ?
: The Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ is a list of frequently asked questions
: about the Chicken Ranch brothel near Las Vegas, Nevada. Its purpose is to
: make information about the Chicken Ranch more widely available to men who
: might enjoy it as much as I do. I am only just beginning work on this FAQ;
: there's a LOT to say about the Chicken Ranch! I plan to expand and repost
: the FAQ periodically.
: 1.1 Is the Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ free?
: It's shareware. If you visit the Chicken Ranch as a result of reading
: this document, you should reimburse me. PLEASE do this! If I do not
: receive reimbursement, I will stop posting and expanding the FAQ.
: 1.2 OK, how do I reimburse you for my copy?
: I am a member of the Chicken Ranch's Golden Egg Club. (See the section on
: the Golden Egg Club, elsewhere in this document, for more information.)
: I therefore receive $50 in credit at the Chicken Ranch for every 3 customers
: I refer. If you party with a lady at the Chicken Ranch as a result of
: reading this document, PLEASE tell the shift manager to log a validated
: referral for Golden Egg Club member Blake Wilfong. Make sure she understands
: that this is supposed to count for credit for me at the Chicken Ranch. If
: she doesn't seem to know how to handle this, ask her to talk to her manager,
: Russ Reade. That's it! It doesn't cost you a penny, and you aren't required
: to reveal your identity. THANK YOU!
: If you are a woman who goes to work at the Chicken Ranch as a result of
: reading this FAQ, I don't receive any reimbursement for referring you. But
: I would appreciate it if you would use your latitude in pricing and duration
: of the party to give me a cost break or extra time. Also, please let Russ
: Reade know that you heard about the Chicken Ranch from me. THANK YOU!
: 1.3 What is your affiliation with the Chicken Ranch?
: I have no affiliation with the Chicken Ranch. I am just a very satisfied
: customer. The Chicken Ranch has neither endorsed nor condemned this
: document, though Russ Reade has unofficially agreed to give me credit for
: referrals generated from it, as described above.
: 1.4 May I distribute the Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ?
: You may distribute the Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ in ELECTRONIC FORM ONLY,
: provided that NO FEE IS CHARGED. No portion of this document should appear
: in printed form without written permission from me, Blake Wilfong. You are
: encouraged to copy it for your friends or distribute it via BBSs or the
: Internet.
: 1.5 Can I ask my own questions about the Chicken Ranch?
: You can email questions to the following Internet address:
: blake@phoenix.phoenix.net
: Please use the subject "Chicken Ranch Question". If I am too busy or if I
: receive too many questions, I may not be able to answer your question
: individually. But if I think others would be interested in the answer to
: your question, I will add it to later versions of the FAQ! If you are
: actually planning to visit the Chicken Ranch, their shift managers will be
: happy to answer your questions. Call (702) 727-5721 long distance, or
: 382-7870 from Las Vegas.
: 1.6 Why does this FAQ seem so incomplete?
: I wanted to get this information circulating as quickly as possible. I plan
: to add to the FAQ as I go. Of course, if no one reimburses me for the FAQ,
: I won't bother...
: 2. LEGALITY, REGULATION, AND SAFETY OF PROSTITUTION IN NEVADA
: 2.0 Is prostitution legal in Las Vegas?
: Prostitution is ILLEGAL in Las Vegas. The laws of the state of Nevada forbid
: prostitution in counties with populations exceeding 250,000. Las Vegas'
: population far exceeds this number; hence prostitution is illegal in Clark
: county and Las Vegas itself. In Las Vegas, you are COMMITTING A CRIME if you
: pay for (or sell) sex, and it is quite likely that you will be jailed,
: mugged, swindled, or exposed to Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs).
: 2.1 The Chicken Ranch serves the Las Vegas area, so isn't it illegal?
: Though the Chicken Ranch is near Las Vegas, it actually resides in
: neighboring Nye county. Nye county laws permit a handful of legal, licensed
: brothels to operate under strict government regulations. The Chicken Ranch
: is one of these, so it is completely legal.
: 2.2 What regulations are imposed on the legal brothels?
: There are limitations on the brothels' location, advertising, employment of
: minors, etc. Of most interest to potential customers are the regulations
: concern STD prevention. The use of condoms--even for oral sex--is
: mandatory. Furthermore, the ladies are tested weekly for various STDs,
: including HIV. Of course, any who test positive are not permitted to work.
: Though a few applicants are initially screened out by the tests, STDs are
: EXTREMELY rare among the ladies, and those working at the Chicken Ranch have
: NEVER tested positive for HIV.
: 2.3 Does the Chicken Ranch use any further safeguards against STDs?
: The ladies at the Chicken Ranch inspect each customer before partying. They
: are trained to recognize the symptoms of common STDs. They also wash the
: customers' genitals using Betadine, an antibacterial surgical scrub.
: 2.4 Personal question: Have YOU ever contracted an STD?
: I have never contracted an STD from the Chicken Ranch (or elsewhere). I have
: partied with 33 women at the Chicken Ranch. My personal opinion is that,
: between the condoms, testing, inspections, and Betadine, it is HIGHLY
: improbable that any customer will contract an STD at the Chicken Ranch.
: 3. TRANSPORTATION
: 3.0 How far is the Chicken Ranch from Las Vegas?
: About 60 miles by automobile. You'll see serene desert countryside and a
: gently winding scenic mountain pass. It's very relaxing!
: 3.1 That's certainly too far to walk! So how do I get there?
: You have several options. You can take a taxi, call for a complimentary
: limousine, drive your own (or a rental) car, or fly your own plane there.
: 3.2 Which is easiest?
: The taxi is the easiest. If you are staying at any of the major
: hotel/casinos, there will be a cab stand. Otherwise, use the phone book to
: call for a taxi. In either case, ask to go to the Chicken Ranch. You will
: make the driver's day! You will probably be required to pay in advance, as
: the fare is typically $200 to $300!!! Even so, I've seen quite a few taxis
: parked outside the Chicken Ranch.
: 3.3 $200 - $300!?!? Sheesh! What's the NEXT easiest way to get there?
: The limousine is also quite easy and much less expensive. Call the Chicken
: Ranch at 382-7870 from Las Vegas for details. Basically, you'll have to work
: out a pick-up time and place with the limousine service, and tell them how
: to recognize you. The limousine is more comfortable than a cab, though you
: may wind up sharing it with other customers. The driver works solely for
: tips, so you are expected to tip him! Remember, he's probably doing more
: work than the lady you'll party with, so tip appropriately. Back when I rode
: the limousine, I tipped $20-$40 depending mostly on the number of other
: riders. The drivers, usually older men who used the tips to supplement their
: retirement incomes, seemed happy with this. An additional benefit of the
: limousine is that the drivers (and the other passengers, if any) usually make
: good conversation on the way out and back. A limitation of the limousine is
: that the driver and other passengers are waiting for you to finish; extremely
: long parties can pose problems. Also, you can't go visiting the local
: casinos, etc.
: 3.4 What about driving myself?
: This is my favorite method these days. If you flew into Las Vegas, you'll
: need a rental car, preferably with unlimited mileage. If you're coming from
: the Strip or Downtown, take Interstate 15 south (toward Los Angeles). You'll
: soon come across "Pahrump/Blue Diamond" exit 33. Use this exit, which will
: take you west on Highway 160. You're in the right place if you see a big
: "76" truck stop to your right after taking the exit. About 50 miles later,
: you'll start seeing signs of civilization. Stay sharp and watch for a sign
: that says "Nye County Line". Soon thereafter, turn left on Gamebird Road.
: After about 3 miles, you'll come to a 4-way stop at Homestead Road. Turn
: left and proceed about 6 miles. You'll see the Chicken Ranch on your left!
: I know you'll be all excited, but PLEASE remember to tell the shift manager
: that I sent you and should receive credit for it!!!
: If you miss Gamebird Road, you'll find yourself on the main street of the
: town of Pahrump, with a speed limit of 35. Turn back and try again.
: Want a map? You got it! If you print it out, use a monospaced font...
: PLEASE REMEMBER TO TELL THE SHIFT MANAGER THAT Las Vegas
: BLAKE WILFONG SENT YOU & SHOULD RECEIVE CREDIT! /
: /
: Watch for /
: "Nye County Line" /
: Pahrump ----+--------------------~-------------------+ Pahrump/
: | / Highway 160 / Blue Diamond
: | / Gamebird / Exit 33
: |/ Rd. 3 miles /
: | / Interstate 15
: Homestead | /
: Rd. 6 miles | /
: | /
: X Chicken to Los Angeles
: Ranch
: 3.5 How do I fly myself there?
: The Chicken Ranch has a simple landing strip, marked by white tires. Call
: them at (702) 727-5721 long distance, or 382-7870 from Las Vegas, for more
: information.
: 4. CUSTOMER PROCEDURES
: 4.0 How do I get into the Chicken Ranch?
: You will be standing at a white, metal fence with a gate. Press the button
: to sound a bell inside the Chicken Ranch. Assuming you don't look drunk or
: psychotic, the shift manager will press a switch inside that makes a buzzing
: sound and unlocks the gate. Pull it open and proceed to the door, where the
: shift manager will greet you.
: If you are carrying any bags, briefcases, etc. they will have to be inspected
: or left with the shift manager. You will not be allowed to take weapons or
: cameras into the Chicken Ranch.
: 4.1 What happens inside?
: The shift manager asks you whether you wish to see the ladies. If you're
: just there to buy souvenirs or want to visit the bar first, tell her now.
: Otherwise, say "yes"!
: The shift manager instructs you to take a seat on a couch in the parlor. She
: will press another button that sounds a different bell signaling the ladies
: to prepare for a lineup. Within a minute or two, the arrive in an adjoining
: hallway.
: "Ladies, please introduce yourselves," the shift manager says. The ladies
: walk out from the hallway into the parlor, one by one. They are usually
: attired in attractive evening dresses, but may be wearing lingerie or even
: swimsuits--but their dignity is rightfully protected; nothing too revealing
: is permitted. As they enter, they smile at you and say, "Hi, I'm (name)".
: When they finish lining up in front of you, the shift manager asks you to
: select a lady. You will usually have at least half a dozen ladies to choose
: from.
: 4.2 I'm terrible with names! What do I do?
: Don't feel bad; most customers can't remember all the ladies' names. It's
: fine to say, "The second from the right," or "The lady in the blue dress."
: But I have almost always succeeded in actually naming the lady I want.
: Here's how: As the first lady comes out, memorize her name. Now, as
: the second lady comes out, decide whether you'd rather party with her or the
: first lady. If you want to party with the second lady, forget about the
: first lady and memorize the second lady's name. Continue this process as
: the lineup forms. This way, you only have to remember one name, the name
: of the most attractive woman you have seen so far.
: Don't feel bashful! Once the lineup is complete, go ahead and say who you
: like! It is frustrating, uncomfortable, and awkward for the ladies to remain
: on display for customers who are scared to make a selection. I have seen
: this happen time and again. Believe me, you have nothing to fear! And you
: can't go wrong; all the ladies at the Chicken Ranch are wonderful.
: 4.3 What if I don't find any of the ladies attractive?
: This has NEVER happened to me. Some of the Chicken Ranch's ladies are so
: beautiful I can't figure out what they're doing in a brothel; they should
: be models! But if you REALLY want to back out now, at least do so
: gracefully. Turn to the shift manager and say something like, "The ladies
: are all lovely, but I don't see what I'm looking for. Thank you for your
: time." They'll remember you as a true gentleman!
: 4.4 Okay, I've chosen a lady. What next?
: The lady will take you to her room. It's small but comfortable, with one
: chair, a dresser, a double bed, a table, a window, and a closet. Many of the
: ladies have televisions and VCRs, along with portable stereos. Sometimes
: there is a bookcase with books and magazines. There may be tasteful
: paintings or prints hanging on the walls, or a wall or the ceiling may be
: mirrored. The walls are wood paneled and the rooms are well lit and very
: clean. Most of the rooms have very nice adjoining bathrooms. These living
: conditions are far superior to the dark, cramped cells at some of the other
: brothels.
: The lady will sit next to you on her bed and ask what you would like to do.
: She may show you a menu, complete with staggering prices. Again, there's no
: need to be bashful; this is this lady's job! Tell her exactly what you want
: to do and you'll receive a party more to your liking. At this point, the
: lady will state a price or ask how much you had in mind spending.
: 4.5 How much will my party cost?
: That depends on many factors: the individual lady, the services you want her
: to provide, your bargaining abilities, and your appearance and demeanor.
: The ladies are "independent contractors". That means that, to a limit, each
: sets her own prices. Some ladies charge more than others, though competition
: tends to keep their prices in line.
: Last time I checked, the "house minimum" at the Chicken Ranch was $100. For
: that, you received oral or hand sex only, and your party would last no more
: than half an hour. A "straight lay" or "half-and-half", including more time
: and some real foreplay, usually runs $200 to $400. Many more options exist
: for those who can afford them. Some customers have paid thousands of dollars
: for extravagant parties.
: Prices are negotiable--to a limit--even if they're written on a menu. Often,
: you can get a reduced rate simply by asking nicely or saying you can't spend
: as much as the lady is requesting. If the lady persists in demanding more
: than you think is reasonable, stand up and say you'd like to try someone
: else. It's most likely that the lady you've chosen will come around at this
: point and lower her price. If not, let her escort you back out to the
: parlor, and ask the shift manager for a lineup of ladies who would be more
: willing to give you a party in your price range.
: Finally, bear in mind that the ladies are people. They dislike (and will
: probably demand more money from) customers who are mean, drunk, smelly, or
: shabbily dressed.
: 4.6 What forms of payment does the Chicken Ranch accept?
: Cash and travelers' cheques. They also have an ATM machine so you can use
: a credit card--but you'll have to pay your credit card's cash advance fees.
: 4.7 Enough about the money! Are we ready to have sex now?
: The lady will ask you to drop your pants, but don't get excited--she wants
: to inspect you. She will check for sores, venereal warts, chancres, puss
: discharges, pubic lice, etc. You will be sent on your way if you don't pass
: inspection.
: Next, you pay the lady. She will take the money and leave the room. She
: hand over the money to the shift manager and tell her what kind of party she
: will be having with you. Meanwhile, you can go ahead and get undressed.
: Do NOT wait under the bed covers! In most cases, the lady will want to party
: with you on towels or a bedspread ON TOP of the bed covers.
: When the lady returns, she'll wash your genitals, take her clothes off, and
: start the fun!
: 4.8 Are there any rules I should be aware of?
: No kissing on the lips; it spreads germs. No sticking fingers inside the
: lady's orifices. Condoms are absolutely required for both oral and vaginal
: sex.
: 4.9 Could you describe some of your experiences?
: Sorry, but this is a respectable FAQ. Besides, I draw the line at relating
: my sexual experiences to strangers. If you really want to know what it's
: like, go book a plane ticket to Las Vegas! You won't be sorry!
: 4.10 (Grumble.) All right, what happens when we're done?
: The lady will remove your condom and wash your genitals again. Then you'll
: both get dressed and she'll escort you back to the parlor. She will say
: goodbye, then go to fetch the shift manager, who will let you out the door
: and buzz you back out of the front gate.
: 4.11 Am I expected to tip the lady?
: Some of the ladies have signs in their rooms saying that tipping is
: appreciated. A few may even go so far as to ask you for a tip. My policy is
: that the agreed-on price should be adequate for standard services (i.e., no
: tip). But exceptional service (e.g., an unusually long party or exquisitely
: creative foreplay) warrants tipping. When I do tip, I make it at least 10%
: of the cost of the party.
: 4.12 Hey, this looks like the end!!! Where's the rest of this FAQ???
: I know it's incomplete, but I'm eager to get this FAQ posted. I'll add more
: to it and repost as time permits. This includes the Golden Egg Club info,
: alluded to but not present in this document (yet).
: A. GLOSSARY
: FAQ - A list of Frequently Asked Questions, with answers.
: Lady - A woman who sells her services at the brothel. Calling her a whore or
: prostitute would be like calling Itzhak Perlman a fiddler.
: Lineup - The process by which the customer selects a lady with whom to party.
: The ladies "line up" in from of the customer so that he may make a choice.
: Party - The service for the customer pays. May include, but is not limited
: to, sex.
: Russ Reade - Overseer and part owner of the Chicken Ranch.
: Shift Manager - The ladies' supervisor. She greets customers, organizes
: lineups, maintains records, answers the telephone, etc. In many ways, her
: role is similar to that of a "madam", but she is NOT the top-level
: manager and does not own the brothel.
: STD - Sexually Transmitted Disease
: PLEASE remember to tell the shift manager that Blake Wilfong sent you and
: should receive credit! This is the ONLY reimbursement I receive for my work
: on this FAQ! Thanks.
: --
: -----------------------------------------------------
: Blake Wilfong Houston, TX blake@phoenix.phoenix.net