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List of Possible Slogans
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Promoting National Condom Week
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1. Cover your stump before you hump.
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2. Before you attack her wrap your whacker.
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3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
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4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
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5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
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6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
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7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
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8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
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9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
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10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
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11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
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12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
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13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.
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14. When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your trouser mouse.
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15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
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16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
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17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
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18. The right selection! Protect your erection.
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19. Wrap it in foil before you check her oil.
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20. A crank with armor will never harm her.
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21. No glove, no love.
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