57 lines
3.2 KiB
Plaintext
57 lines
3.2 KiB
Plaintext
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A Tisket A tasket A Condom or a Casket
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The following is a list of possible slogans promoting National Condom Week.
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1. Cover your stump before you hump.
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2. Before you attack her, wrap your wacker.
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3. Don't be silly ... protect your willy.
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4. Before you blast her, guard your bushmaster.
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5. Don't be a loner ... cover your boner.
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6. When in doubt, shroud your sprout.
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7. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
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8. If yor're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
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9. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
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10. Before you bag her, sheath your dagger.
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11. It'll be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
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12. If you slip between thighs, be sure to condomize.
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13. To save embarrassment later, cover your 'gator.
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14. She won't be sick if you wrap your dick.
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15. If you go into heat, package your meat.
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16. While undressing Venus, dress that penis.
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17. When you take off her pants and blouse, suit-up that trouser mouse.
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18. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
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19. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
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20. Befo' da van start rockin', be sho' yo' cock got a stockin'.
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21. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
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22. The right selection? Sack that erection.
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23. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
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24. A crank with armor will never harm her.
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25. Don't be in a jiffy ... cover your stiffy.
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