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Your Favorite Color is the
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Key to Your Sexual Life
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The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car
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you drive all give clues to your sexual personality. The
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key is the colors you select for your possessions. Most
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people claim they haven't a favorite color. But look
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around you, and you'll notice a pattern, especially in your
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clothing and home decor. The predominant color for you is
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the one that appears most frequently -- it's the one that
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mirrors the sexual you. A panel of psychologists explained the
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association between color and sexual patterns.
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RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the
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sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way
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imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take
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hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the
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ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of
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red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be
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aware.
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YELLOW: If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual
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drives are complex and turn toward the adaptable. The
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favorite color of homosexuals is yellow. But don't panic --
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not everyone who wears yellow is queer. In most cases the
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person will consent to the stronger partner's desires in a
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passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest,
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but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody
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you enjoy or admire.
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PINK: Persons who like pink show a reluctance to
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mature in sexual matters: women tend to tease, to promise
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more than they intend to deliver. In some cases they
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flaunt their femininity -- but because they secretly hate
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men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire
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wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers
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and flirts. They are the type who will make three dates
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for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick
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up a dish in some bar instead. Women whose husbands like
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pink should keep a secret nest egg.
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PURPLE: Lovers of purple frequently consider
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themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the
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sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess their
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hair. Men are business-like in their approach to
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lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more
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concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's
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gratification.
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BLACK: Black color preferences point to black sex
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(not necessarily meaning black partners). These people are
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the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in
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kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually
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masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people
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and often perform at their peak when under stress or during
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unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex
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offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence
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that the uniform of mosters and teenage gangs is black
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attire.
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GREEN: Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent
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in their approach to sex. Women who love green will always
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make love like virgins all their life. And a man may
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always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and
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endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not
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passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry
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about infidelity.
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ORANGE: Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual
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fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act
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play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important
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as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings,
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meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image. Orange
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people often do not experience orgasm -- but they put on a
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darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and
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women leave red welts on the sex partner's back.
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BROWN: If you love brown, you're a real treasure for
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the right mate. Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep,
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sensitive to the needs and desires of their partners. Sex
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is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you can't say "I love you"
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often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain
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or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on to a
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lover of brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make
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love. But their emotions are such that one harsh word
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could end the affair.
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GREY: The color grey a preferred by people who are
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indecisive. They can't get excited about anything --
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including color -- so they choose a noncommittal shade.
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Men who prefer grey look at sex as a way of relieving
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tension -- but nothing more, nothing less. It's wham, bam,
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thank you ma'am. Women don't make love, they have
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intercourse. And for one of two reasons only: to
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accommodate their mate, or to become pregnant. They count
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the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over
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with and done. But when teamed with another color, the grey
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spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When a
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grey marries another grey, the marriage is made in heaven.
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BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They
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are sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner's
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needs. They consider love making a fine art and their
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approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert
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pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would
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play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to
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the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion
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may be compared to a tidal wave rather than firery
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aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the
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aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In
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marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never seeking
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outside interests.
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WHITE: If a person is infatuated with white, sex
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often seems filthy. These people are puritanical in nature.
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French kissing is obscene and to make love in the daylight
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in unheard of. Women who love white will undress beneath
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the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex act.
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These people still use pet names for their genitals.
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