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A GUIDE TO LOVE AND SEX FOR
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TODAY'S YOUNG WOMEN
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As a young, modern women of the nineties, you no doubt have many questions
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concerning romance, love, even s..e..x. In this sensitive and frank "question
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and answer" format, noted sex therapist Dr Rut explains everythiong you've
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ever wondered about.
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Q: Where can I find the man of my dreams ?
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A: This is a difficult question, since every woman probably has a different
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ideal of what her own personal Prince Charming should act and look like.
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However, when it comes to finding Mr Right, I can give you a good suggestion
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on where to start - and that's in a bar. That's right, go to a bar ...
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preferably the kind that smells of stale beer and lots of men crowded around
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watching a sports event on television. Pick a man that looks interesting -
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it's bets to stay away from the shallow "pretty boys" in designer clothes
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with bulging muscles. Instead, I recommend you pick somebody a little older
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and wiser, possibly reassuring pot belly. Boldly approach him, offer to buy
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him a few beers, then invite him back to your place. He'll advise you from
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there.
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Q: How do I know if I found Mr Right ?
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A: Unfortunately, there's no sure way to tell. Therefore, I suggest you try
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out many different kinds of men and many different kinds of bars.
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Q: Do men like aggresive women?
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A: Definitely. Although they don't admit it, men are often shy - so it's up
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to you to be bold. In addition to bars, don't be affraid to approach men
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on streetcorners, in restaurants, even in restrooms. Break the ice with
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simple "hello", followed by an offer to buy them dinner, drinks - even an
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expensive gift. Then invite them to back to your place.
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Q: What if a man's married ?
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A: Go for it. This is a great opportunity to enjoy the valuable experience
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a married man possesses, without being tied down by any sort of commitment.
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Q: But what if I fall in love with a married man ?
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A: This is a tough one, especially if you find yourself pregnant. Ask him
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how he feels about his wife and family. If he says his wife doesn't understand
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him and he's thinking of leaving her, believe him and continue your
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relationship, secure in the knowledge that he'll soon make good his promise.
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Married men rarely lie about such important matters.
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Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex ?
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A: ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it comes
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to love and sex, men are much more responsible, since they're not confused
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emotionally as women. It's a proven fact.
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Q: Should I have sex on the first date ?
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A: YES. Before if possible.
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Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex ?
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A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important thing to remember is
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that you must do whatever he tells you without question. Sometimes, however,
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he may ask you to do certain things that may at first seem strange to you.
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Do them anyway.
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Q: How long should the sex act last ?
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A: This is a natural and normal part of nature, so don't feel ashamed or
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embarressed. After your man has finished making love, he'll have a natural
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desire to leave you suddenly, and go out with his friends to play golf. Or
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perhaps another activity, such as going out with his friends to the bar for
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the purpose of consuming large amounts of alcohol and sharing a few personal
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thoughts with his buddies. Don't feel left out - while he's gone you can
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busy yourself by doing his laundry, cleanig his apartment, or perhaps even
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going out to buy him an expensive gift. He'll come back when he's ready.
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Q: What is "afterplay" ?
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A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his manly
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energy. "Afterplay" is simply a list of important activities for you to do
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after the lovemaking. This includes lighting his cigarette, making him a
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sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few beers, or leaving him alone to sleep
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while you go out and buy him an expensive gift.
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Q: Does the size of the penis matter ?
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A: Yes. Although many women believe that quality, not quantity, is important,
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studies show this is simply not true. The average erect male penis measures
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about six centimeters. Anything longer than that is extremely rare and, if
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by some chance your lover's sexual organ is seven centimeters or over, you
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should go down on yur knees and thank you lucky stars and do everything
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possible to please him, such as doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment
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and buying him an expensive gift.
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Q: What about the female orgasm ?
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A: What about it ? There's no such thing. It's a myth.
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Q: Are you sure ?
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A: Will you stop asking so many questions ? Do you distrust men or something ?
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Instead, prove how much you care for your boyfriend by going out and buying
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him an expensive gift.
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