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The one, The only -- The Millenial Purity Test!
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1000 pts with extra Credit points!
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Working from the recollections of depraved minds and an antiquated
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version of the test, soon was created the 576 point test.
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A mere five hundred seventy six? This would not do!
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So over the months was cobbled together the Ultimate Purity Test - field
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tested and guarenteed to be nosier that your parents, more invasive than
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the census, and containing something to offend everybody.
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And for a brief time only, we're including an answer form so that you
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can remember where in the test you were, or show to a friend.
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Enjoy:
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Perverts Anonymous Qualification Exam
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Ver 2.2.75 12:38:34.88 14.IIII.90
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On the whole, this is biased for experience and, hence, age. If you're
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still too young to qualify, well, these things take time.
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Remember: the conjugation is "I am erotic, You are kinky, They are perverts"
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Definitions: (for the innocent, naive, or too busy)
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Necking: the kissing or stroking of a persons head or neck, the stroking
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of arms hands or back.
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Petting: the above plus the caressing or fondling of other portions of
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anatomy; through or underneath clothing.
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Sexual activity: all of the above, plus what your puerile imagination dreams up.
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Posslq : "person of the opposite sex sharing living quarters."
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Bureaucrat for live-in lover.
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Most of all, this is entertainment. Have as much fun in the taking as was had in the making.
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And yes, technicalities count.
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I Good Clean, 'Wholesome' Activities
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have you:
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1. hugged somebody?
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2. kissed a friend or stranger as a friendly gesture?
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3. kissed a friend or stranger as an unfriendly gesture?
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4. held hands with someone?
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5. been on a date?
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6. been on a date past one a. m. ?
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7. stood someone up?
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8. dated someone on a regular basis?
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9. slam danced?
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10. slow danced?
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11. copped a feel while slow dancing?
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12. tangoed?
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13. waltzed?
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14. french kissed?
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15. necked?
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16. attended sub races, watched for UFO's, or similar activity?
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17. hot tubbed in mixed company (jacuzzi orhydropool)?
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18. hot tubbed in the nude?
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19. hot tubbed in the nude in mixed company?
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20. while hot tubbing been groped under the water?
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21. while hot tubbing groped someone under the water?
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22. saunaed or steam bathed in mixed company?
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23. saunaed or steam bathed in the nude?
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24. saunaed or steam bathed in the nude in mixed company?
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25. put suntan lotion, cocoa butter, or baby oil on someone (at beach or pool)?
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26. had someone put suntan lotion, cocoa butter, or baby oil on you?
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27. played post office (or other kissing game)?
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28. played pony express (post office with more horsing around)?
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29. played Twister? (Extra point for Naked Twister)
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30. been picked up?
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31. picked someone up?
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32. picked up sailors (marines, soldiers)?
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33. had a one night stand?
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34. been hit by a thrown chalk eraser (by the teacher)?
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35. been in intellectual combat with an unarmed person, and not given
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them a running head start?
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36. been on a pub crawl?
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37. slept on watch?
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38. slept in your undies?
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39. slept in the nude?
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40. slept in class?
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41. interrupted a lecture with your snoring?
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42. bundled (archaic, the sharing of sleeping arrangements by persons
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of the opposite sex while clothed. In theory, nothing goes on. )?
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43. played footsie or 'kneesie'?
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44. played footsie or 'kneesie' with someone not your date, significant
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other or spouse?
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45. been unable to share a bed, sleeping bag or other sleeping arrangements
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without something steamy happening?
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46. used tickling as a pickup or getting to know you better activity?
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47. lusted in your heart for someone without their knowledge?
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48. been in or started a food fight?
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49. photocopied parts of your body, such as your face, hands or feet?
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50. read the Song of Solomon?
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51. read The National Geographic?
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52. played doctor?
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53. kissed and told?
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54. been unable to cuss someone out in language acceptable in polite society
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(e. g. is your cursing run of the mill, or do you have some class)?
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55. used 'fuck' or 'shit' as a noun, adverb, adjective, pronoun, infix,
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suffix, prefix or prepositional article in a sentence?
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56. done something that you don't want someone to know about (parents,
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employer, boy/girlfriend, spouse, roommate)?
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57. never been amused about something you thought too embarrassing to
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explain to another?
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58. cussed in your sleep?
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59. worn a strapless gown?
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60. skipped class?
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61. skipped class with teacher?
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62. refused to be with someone because they whistled dirty songs?
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63. been a bore?
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64. been bar hopping?
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65. been overcome by celibacy and didn't like it?
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66. been to a cocktail party?
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67. drank beer because you liked to piss?
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68. dyed a pet strange colours (green, pink or purple)?
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69. dyed your hair an outrageous colour (deliberately)?
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II Autoerotica (No, it doesn't mean 'love of cars')
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have you:
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70. scratched and sniffed any catalog?
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71. had an arousing or sexually explicit dream (Wet Dreams and the like)?
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72. read or bought erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit periodicals?
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73. read or bought pornographic material that might be described as really gross?
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74. subscribed to any erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit periodicals?
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(include alt. sex, alt. sex. whatever)
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75. read erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit books?
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76. read classic pornographic books (Candy, Fanny Hill, Naked Came the Stranger)?
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77. been bored while reading erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit
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literature?
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78. been afraid you were slipping into monogamy?
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79. written erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit literature
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(lust letters count)?
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80. misspelled 'dirty' words, or misspelled other words as 'dirty' words?
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81. read any sex manuals (e. g. Joy ofSex, Everything you always wanted to
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Know about Sex)?
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82. read Krafft-Ebing's Psychopathia Sexualis?
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83. read the Kama Sutra?
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84. read any Presidential report on obscenity?
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85. underlined, or marked 'good' parts?
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86. made an obscene phone call anonymously (to someone you didn't know)?
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87. received an anonymous obscene phone call?
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88. received an obscene phone call and had it turned you on?
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89. called any recorded phone sex number (The 976 numbers)?
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90. called any live sex numbers?
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91. recorded an obscene call for later playback?
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92. worked at a live phone sex number?
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93. masturbated?
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94. masturbated more than four times in 24 hours?
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95. masturbated on a regular basis (more than once a week)?
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96. masturbated to orgasm?
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97. fantasized about someone while masturbating?
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98. fantasized while masturbating that you were of the opposite sex?
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99. masturbated while reading erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit
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literature?
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100. masturbated while reading textbooks (biology or human sexuality don't
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count)?
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101. masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in private (cable,
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videotape, or film)?
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102. masturbated while watching an R or X rated movie in public (a theatre)?
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103. been "caught" masturbating?
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104. adjusted your genitals in public (you'd think they'd be set at
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the factory)?
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105. affected an accent (SCA or Theatre doesn't count)?
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106. asked a female friend, of her new male friend, '.. is he hung'?
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107. sent a strip o gram?
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108. done a strip tease for someone?
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109. been to a burlesque show (Rocky Horror counts)?
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110. participated in a Rocky Horror Picture Show production (costume etc)?
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111. been to a peep show?
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112. been to a live sex show?
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113. been to a erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movie?
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114. been to a private showing of a erotic, pornographic or sexually
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explicit movie (The classic 'stag' party, even if you're female)?
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115. held a private showing of an erotic, pornographic or sexually
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explicit movie?
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116. practiced autoerotic asphyxia (trying to heighten your sexual
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pleasure through semi-suffocation)?
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117. bought or made a codpiece or padded bra?
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118. worn a codpiece or padded bra?
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119. wished you were of the opposite sex?
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120. decided that if you were to be of the opposite sex you'd want
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to be homosexual?
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121. had a friend of the opposite sex that you traded clothes with?
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122. had a sex change operation?
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123. worn clothing that was "revealing" (either of your figure, or that
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emphasized 'strategic' locations)?
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124. worn clothing that you didn't know was THAT revealing (like the
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seat has ripped out or such)?
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125. gone for more than one day in the same set of underwear?
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126. been in public without wearing underwear?
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127. photocopied personal portions of your anatomy (tits, ass or genitals)?
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128. programmed a computer to orgasm (yours or theirs, doesn't matter)?
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129. cruised (in an automobile)?
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130. cruised the bars?
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131. cruised the gay bars?
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132. cruised the leather bars?
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III Ethical Considerations
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have you:
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133. plotted to murder someone (commission is covered later)?
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134. told bad jokes?
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135. made puns?
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136. made puns on obscenities (e. g. "knock knock. " 'who's there?'
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"fornication", 'fornication who' "fornication like this you
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should wear a black tie")?
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137. told shaggy dog stories?
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138. flubbed a punch line?
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139. held a grudge?
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140. recited limericks?
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141. served cheap booze?
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142. passed cheap booze as the expensive stuff?
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143. not paid your library fines?
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144. lied?
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145. been in adultery (technically it's only if you were married,
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but counts if you weren't)?
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146. started a fight?
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147. started a bar fight?
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148. started a brawl?
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149. instigated a raid (panty or otherwise)?
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150. instigated a border raid?
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151. instigated a border war?
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152. watched Benny Hill, Monty Python, Dr. Ruth, Donahue, Geraldo or Oprah?
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153. watched primetime soaps?
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154. not considered living together without benefit of clergy or legal
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sanction a sin (can't live in sin if you don't believe in it)?
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155. not respected the sanctity of living in sin (e. g. , hit up on someone
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regardless of whether they lived with another)?
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156. implied greater or lesser (non-sexual) experience than you actually
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possessed?
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157. implied greater or lesser sexual experience than you actually possessed?
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158. had sex with someone whose name you didn't know at the time?
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159. had sex with someone whose name you still don't know?
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160. had sex with someone whose name you don't remember?
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161. had sex with someone whose language you don't (or didn't) know?
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162. had sex with someone whose name you didn't want to know?
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163. had sexual activity with someone ten or more years younger than you?
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164. had sexual activity with someone ten or more years older than you?
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165. had sex with someone half your age?
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166. had sex with someone twice your age?
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167. had sex with someone for revenge (on them, on their current or ex-
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on your current or ex-)?
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168. lied about how old you were for purposes of sexual activity?
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169. lied about how old you were in order to obtain alcohol?
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170. broken your word, vow or promise?
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171. told someone you loved them when you did not?
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172. were nice to someone in hopes of having sex with them?
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173. told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted sex with them?
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174. fantasized during sexual activity about somebody other than the one
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present during sexual activity?
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175. fantasized during sexual activity that you were somebody else?
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176. faked orgasm (guys too)?
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177. told them they were great when they weren't?
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178. intentionally 'eavesdropped' while others were engaged in sexual activity?
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179. plotted conspiracy?
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180. shown erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit movies or videos to
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get someone in the mood?
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181. used alcohol to lower someone's inhibitions about sexual activity
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(yours included)?
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182. used another drug to lower someone's inhibitions about sexual activity
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(yours included)?
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183. dipped into capital (been unable to live on one's investment income.
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An 'Old Money' no-no. If you have to ask the answeris 'no. ')?
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184. traded on inside information?
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185. ignored someone because you didn't want to admit you had had sex
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with them?
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186. wanted something or someone that someone else has, simply because
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they have it and you don't (coveted)?
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187. gone steady with two or more people with one person unaware of
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the other(s)?
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188. gone steady with two or more people with all aware of the other(s)?
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189. implied having had sex with someone when you hadn't?
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190. denied having sex with someone when you had
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(not telling your parents is merely survival)?
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191. gossiped?
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192. been in military service?
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193. put an ad in the persons to persons?
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194. put an ad for a sex partner?
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195. advertised for a sex partner including a photograph?
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196. answered an advert for a sex partner?
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197. exited through a window because someone came home unexpectantly?
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198. taken someone someplace to be seen in their company?
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199. taken someone someplace to be seen in their company by
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someone in particular?
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200. been in a wet t-shirt contest?
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201. judged a wet t-shirt contest?
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202. given you kids unusual names (Shanda Lear, Laurel Ann Hardy)?
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203. given your cat or dog a mohawk or a punk hairdo?
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204. given your kids unusual names (Dweezel)?
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205. gone to a scary movie as an excuse to get close to someone?
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206. fed live animals to pets (eg baby chicks to the pit bull)?
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207. fed someone 'tref' (eg non-kosher food. Only counts if they were
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keeping kosher at the time)?
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208. mixed meat and dairy?
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209. eaten 'tref' (i. e. non-kosher food. Only counts if you were
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keeping kosher at the time)?
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210. eaten during daylight during Ramadan?
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211. eaten read meat on Friday (an RC no-no)?
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212. fed someone dogfood?
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213. been in a gross out contest?
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214. been in a gross out contest, and won?
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215. hired someone more for their looks?
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216. wife-(or husband)swapped?
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217. wanted to trade them in for a working model?
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218. been willing to trade 'em off cheap?
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219. told somebody something "for their own good"?
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220. had sex without the use of a birth control method more effective
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than prayer (Oh God don't let me/her get pregnant)?
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221. had sex without the use of even prayer (they call people who do this
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frequently "parents")?
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222. welshed on a bet or wager?
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223. offered sexual favors as payoff for a wager?
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224. offered another's sexual favors as payoff for your wager?
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225. feared that you might be (or caused someone to be) unintentionally
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pregnant?
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226. always accepted sex (never refused it regardless of race, creed,
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colour, religion, age, gender or condition)?
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227. found out you were (or caused someone to be) unintentionally pregnant?
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228. offered sex for money or other consideration (a better grade, raise,
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"services rendered")?
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229. had sex with someone who was merely doing you a favor?
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230. demanded sex for money or other consideration ("Put out or walk"
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"I'll scream if you don't" are but the more blatant forms)?
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231. coerced someone into having sex with you (you were going to be
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impossible to be with unless your hormone level was lowered)?
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232. accepted sex for money or other consideration (a better grade, raise,
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"services rendered")?
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233. offered a sympathy fuck?
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234. offered a sympathy fuck, and been rejected?
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235. drank all but the last quarter inch from the milk carton or water bottle
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and put it back in the cooler (so you wouldn't have to refill it)?
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236. attempted to corrupt someone's morals?
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237. attempted to corrupt someone's morals and discover it is too late?
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238. attempted to corrupt someone's morals only to discover they know
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things you don't?
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239. woke up the next morning with the computer keyboard on your pillow
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(you might be programming too much)?
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240. tried to convince your partner that intercourse would help
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prevent/relieve cramps?
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241. tried to convince your partner that oral sex was good for the complexion?
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242. considered sperm a protein supplement?
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243. questioned someone about their sex life when they were incapable of
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not answering (e. g. they were truly wasted, or talking in their sleep)?
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244. questioned a significant other about their sex life when they
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were incapable of not answering?
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245. used whatever they said against them?
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246. kited checks?
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IIII Legal technicalities
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have you:
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247. deliberately bounced a check?
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248. shoplifted?
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249. 'borrowed' something of value with no intention of returning it
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('borrowing' kleenex, kotex or condoms doesn't count)?
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250. written graffiti?
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251. committed murder?
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252. attempted to commit suicide?
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253. succeeded?
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254. had a fake id?
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255. manufactured fake id?
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256. speeded (automotive, not pharmaceutical)?
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257. drag raced (on the street)?
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258. driven without a license?
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259. driven while suspended?
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260. bought or sold anything on a black market?
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261. stolen any item or cash?
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262. stolen a kiss?
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263. used bootleg software?
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264. plotted felony (that's conspiracy and may count)?
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265. operated a vehicle or piece of heavy machinery while intoxicated?
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266. plotted treason (betrayal of state secrets)?
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267. lead someone to believe they were the fatherwhen they weren't?
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268. lead someone to believe they weren't the father when they were?
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269. been liable for arrest on a morals charge (pandering, pimping,
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prostitution, impersonating a human being)?
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270. been a pool, card or chess shark?
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271. been to a dog or cock fight?
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272. incited to riot?
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273. plotted a coup (civic class doesn't count)?
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274. committed sedition (plotting to overthrow the government)?
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275. committed sedation (bored an audience to sleep)?
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276. committed treason?
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277. been thought politically unreliable?
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278. been thought politically reliable?
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279. looted, raped, pillaged or burned (The Barbarian Pentathalon)?
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280. bought alcohol for minors?
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281. sent a chain letter?
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282. started a chain letter?
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283. made unregistered explosive devices (bombs)?
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284. made or acquired 'elint' (electronic intelligence) equipment (bugs)?
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285. installed or used 'elint' equipment (wiretaps, tape recorders, etc)?
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286. been in the badger game?
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287. stayed for a second feature having paid only for the first?
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288. removed the tag that says "do not remove under penalty of law"?
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289. rode public transportation w/o paying?
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290. raised tuition/rent by streetwalking?
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291. pistol whipped someone?
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292. been a bigamist?
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293. carried concealed weapons?
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294. evaded taxes?
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295. evaded custom duties by not declaring something subject to a duty or tax?
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296. had someone buy you alcohol while you were still a minor?
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297. been cited in divorce proceedings as the other woman/man?
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298. been cited in divorce proceedings as the other woman/man and wish
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you actually were?
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299. deliberately failed to pay child support?
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300. bought your own alcohol while still a minor?
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301. been drunk while still a minor?
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302. had sexual activity while under the age of consent
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(masturbation doesn't count)?
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303. had sexual activity while under the age of consent with someone
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over the age of consent?
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304. had sexual activity since reaching the age of consent with someone
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under the age of consent?
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305. plagerized?
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306. been to a "public bath"?
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307. patronized a prostitute?
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308. been to a "massage parlor"?
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309. been to a brothel as a customer?
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310. been to a brothel as an employee?
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311. contracted a 'social' disease (not just the common cold)?
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312. contracted mono?
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313. been treated for exposure to a std (sexually transmitted disease)
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because someone you'd been with had been?
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314. had sex with someone knowing you had been exposed to a std?
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315. had sex with someone knowing they had been exposed to a std?
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316. gotten a 'frequent flier' bonus at the free clinic?
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V Things to do and people to do them with. (The nitty and the gritty)
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are you now, or have you ever been. . .
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317. engaged in heterosexual activity (with a member of the opposite sex)?
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318. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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considered doing so?
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319. engaged in homosexual activity (with a member of your sex)?
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320. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have
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you thought about it?
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321. engaged in incestual activity (with a member of your family)?
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322. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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323. engaged in homosexual incest (with a member of your family and gender)?
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324. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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325. engaged in bisexual activity (defined here as sexual activity with
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both genders on a relatively even ratio for the period of time in
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question)?
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326. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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327. engaged in bestiality (sex with non-humans, not the merely sub human)?
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328. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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329. engaged in xeno eroticism (sexual activity with alien life forms)?
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330. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If'No' have you
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thought about it?
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331. engaged in pedophillia (sexual activity with pre-teenage children)?
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332. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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333. engaged in bondage ('voluntarily', you had some control on initiation. )?
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334. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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335. engaged in sodomy (defined as either: 1) copulation with a member of
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the same sex or with animals or 2) non-coital intercourse, esp
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anal or oral copulation with the opposite sex)?
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336. practiced zipitage(picking other people's zits)?
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337. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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338. performed analingus ("oral stimulation of the anus")?
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339. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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340. crossed dressed (dressing in clothing of the opposite sex),
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other than for a costume party?
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341. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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342. crossed dressed for a party or as a joke and discovered you liked it?
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343. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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344. practiced necrophila (sex with the dead)?
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345. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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346. practiced zombiphilia (sex with the undead)?
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347. had a leather fetish?
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348. had a rubber fetish (insisting on the use of rubbers doesn't qualify)?
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349. performed anal intercourse ("That'd have to be in the butt, Bob")?
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350. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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351. cause another person pain for your pleasure (its called sadism)?
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352. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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353. had another inflict pain for your own pleasure (its called masochism)?
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354. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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355. tied up a masochist and refused to cause them pain (its called cruel)?
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356. used Schedule I (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (synthetic opiates,i
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meth-amphetamines,marijuana, hallucinogens, LSD)?
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(with over 145 drugs scheduled, we're not listing them all)
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357. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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358. used Schedule II (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (opium, coca leave products
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(Coca Cola is doesn't count))?
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359. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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360. used Schedule III (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs ( barbiturates,
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|
lysergic acid, amphetamine)?
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361. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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362. used Schedule IV (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (Barbital, chloral Hydrate,
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|
Phenobarbital)?
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363. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
|
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thought about it?
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364. abused Schedule V (USC 21, sec 812 (c)) drugs (codeine)?
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365. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
|
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thought about it?
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366. intentionally unrinated on someone (its called 'golden showers',
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'water sports', or piss fights)?
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367. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
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thought about it?
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368. intentionally defecated on someone(it's called sick)?
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369. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
|
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thought about it?
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370. intentionally unrinated on yourself?
|
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371. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
|
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thought about it?
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372. intentionally defecated on yourself?
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373. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
|
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thought about it?
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374. mutilated animals for your own pleasure?
|
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375. if you answered 'yes' would you do it again If 'No' have you
|
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thought about it?
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376. flirted?
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377. flirted with in-laws?
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VI Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n Roll
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have you:
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378. considered the song "I want to hold you hand" suggestive?
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379. considered 'why don't we do it in the road' a reasonable question?
|
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380. been intoxicated from alcohol?
|
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381. been intoxicated from some other drug?
|
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382. been intoxicated from a controlled or illicit drug?
|
|
383. introduced someone to 'drugs' in general?
|
|
384. introduced someone to a new (to them) drug?
|
|
385. used over the counter drugs for purposes of getting intoxicated?
|
|
386. taken any drug that you weren't sure what it was, just to find
|
|
out what it does (foolish you)?
|
|
387. used prescription drugs that you didn't 'need' or have the
|
|
prescription for ('abused' a controlled substance)?
|
|
388. bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug?
|
|
389. bought or sold a controlled or illicit drug, wholesale?
|
|
390. sold as a controlled or illicit drug a non-drug item (burned somebody)?
|
|
391. bought a controlled or illicit drug in bulk for personal use?
|
|
392. frequently bought controlled or illicit drugs in bulk for personal
|
|
use (like weekly or there abouts)?
|
|
393. had a standing order with your supplier?
|
|
394. taken a non-prescription opiate (heroin, morphine, or opium) more than
|
|
4 times?
|
|
395. ingested cocaine (bolivian marching powder)?
|
|
396. smoked crack?
|
|
397. freebased?
|
|
398. chugged?
|
|
399. sniffed glue?
|
|
400. smoked the killer weed (tobacco)?
|
|
401. smoked the killer weed (marijuana)?
|
|
402. smoked the killer weed (oregano)?
|
|
403. smoked banana peels?
|
|
404. smoked clove cigarettes?
|
|
405. chewed tobacco, or snuff?
|
|
406. gargled with hard liquor (No more mediciny breath!)?
|
|
407. had alcohol for breakfast?
|
|
408. drank Coke & nutmeg?
|
|
409. drank Coke & aspirin?
|
|
410. made Alice B. Toklas Cookies (marijuana or hash brownies)?
|
|
411. eaten Alice B. Toklas Cookies?
|
|
412. inhaled nitrous oxide (laughing gas) recreationally?
|
|
413. injected any non-prescription drug into yourself?
|
|
414. injected any non-prescription drug into yourself on more than one occasion?
|
|
415. injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneously into yourself?
|
|
416. injected more than one non-prescription drugsimultaneously into yourself
|
|
on more than one occasion?
|
|
417. injected any non-prescription drug into someone else?
|
|
418. injected any non-prescription drug into someone else on more than one
|
|
occasion?
|
|
419. injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneously into
|
|
someone else?
|
|
420. injected more than one non-prescription drug simultaneously into
|
|
someone else on more than one occasion?
|
|
421. spiked a punch with alcohol?
|
|
422. spiked a punch with other drugs?
|
|
423. taken any synthetic hallucinogen (MDA, STP, Deep Purple, or Sandoz)?
|
|
424. did you understand the examples in the last question?
|
|
425. ingested any 'natural' hallucinogen (peyote, mescaline, 'shrooms, ergot)?
|
|
426. had a bad trip?
|
|
427. gotten a bad batch?
|
|
428. taken hallucinogens for enlightenment, or other philosophical reason?
|
|
429. taken PCP or other veterinary drug?
|
|
430. taken any 'designer' drugs?
|
|
431. used the list of controlled drugs as a checklist (USC title 21, sec 812)?
|
|
432. been to a rock concert?
|
|
433. been to a heavy metal concert?
|
|
434. been to a Frank Zappa rock concert?
|
|
435. been to a Barry Manilow concert?
|
|
436. listened to acid rock?
|
|
437. listened to acid rock while on acid?
|
|
438. been a groupie?
|
|
439. been a roadie?
|
|
440. thought about starting a band to meet groupies?
|
|
441. thought about starting a band to get good dope?
|
|
442. told someone you were with the band?
|
|
443. told someone you were with the band, and it worked?
|
|
444. played records backwards to hear the secret messages?
|
|
445. found the secret message recorded backwards on an album?
|
|
446. sung dirty songs, the kind with no subtlety in the lyrics
|
|
(e. g. Let's get drunk and Screw)?
|
|
447. sung bawdy songs
|
|
(e. g. Polka Dot Undies, Do your ears hang low, the Bottle Song)?
|
|
448. composed bawdy lyrics?
|
|
449. done speed or meth-amphetamine?
|
|
450. made or synthesized your own drugs?
|
|
451. made or synthesized drugs, 'commercially' (been the lab)?
|
|
452. grown your own?
|
|
453. bred your own?
|
|
454. bought 'moonshine' (any alcoholic beverage made outside the Federal
|
|
limit of 200 gallons annually for personal consumption)?
|
|
455. brewed your own?
|
|
456. had sex while stoned or drunk?
|
|
457. used any drug when you were to wasted to know if it had any effect
|
|
(e. g. smoked pot while blitzed)?
|
|
458. taken mood altering drugs without prescription (valium or quaalude)?
|
|
459. been told you had sex the night before and you can't recall a thing?
|
|
460. awaken the next morning wondering where you were?
|
|
461. awaken the next morning wondering if you had a good time?
|
|
462. awaken the next morning wondering where you were, and who's that next
|
|
to you?
|
|
463. awaken the next morning wondering who you were?
|
|
464. felt like the Three Bears (who's been sleeping in my bed)?
|
|
465. felt like Baby Bear (who's that sleeping in my bed)?
|
|
466. ever thrown up from too much alcohol (aka driven the porcelain bus,
|
|
blown chips, tossing your cookies, the technicolor yawn, praying
|
|
to the porcelain god, called for the car (There's Ralph's Buick)?
|
|
467. ever had blackouts (periods where you don't remember what happened)?
|
|
468. been hung over?
|
|
469. had a hangover last more than one days?
|
|
470. taken the hair of the dog that bit you?
|
|
|
|
VII The Erotic, the Kinky, the Tacky and the possibly Perverted
|
|
|
|
have you:
|
|
|
|
471. been a member of a fraternity or sorority?
|
|
472. said "I'm normal, its everyone else that's weird?
|
|
473. told dirty jokes in mixed company?
|
|
474. Discussed masturbation?
|
|
475. french kissed below the waist?
|
|
476. Discussed oral sex techniques (In general, not as part of a lesson)?
|
|
477. asked for instructions in oral sex techniques(again, lecture not lab)?
|
|
478. given lessons in oral sex techniques ('Pay attention, I'm only going to
|
|
do this once. . . !')?
|
|
479. demonstrated oral sex techniques with a 'visual aid' (carrot, cucumber
|
|
or taco)?
|
|
480. demonstrated oral sex techniques with an assistant?
|
|
481. demonstrated oral sex techniques for more than one person at a time?
|
|
482. played any game which required the removal of clothing (strip poker,
|
|
Monopoly or Chess)?
|
|
483. deliberately lost a game which required the removal of clothing
|
|
(folding with four aces)?
|
|
484. owned a collection of underwear not your own?
|
|
485. been attracted to someone more by an article of their clothing
|
|
than by their body?
|
|
486. been a voyeur (without their knowledge)?
|
|
487. accepted an invitation to watch?
|
|
488. made an invitation to watch?
|
|
489. disrobed in public?
|
|
490. been to a nude beach?
|
|
491. sunned your buns or tanned your can?
|
|
492. paraded about in the nude (sprints don't count, nor does while
|
|
searching for undies)?
|
|
493. been sad because someone you knew was getting married?
|
|
494. been sad because someone you knew was getting married and now you'd
|
|
never get to sleep with them?
|
|
495. used your hair for the sexual arousal of others (beards count)?
|
|
496. searched for the G-spot?
|
|
497. searched for the G-spot and found it?
|
|
498. told him he had when he hadn't but you just wanted him out ?
|
|
499. rooted for the Klingons?
|
|
500. felt sad because Skywalker killed the Emperor?
|
|
501. rooted for the Wicked Witch?
|
|
502. contemplated the political, social and geometric possibilities of
|
|
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?
|
|
503. wondered where Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty to wake her up?
|
|
504. wondered about the sex life of Smurfette (the only female on the
|
|
whole damn show)?
|
|
505. accidentally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender?
|
|
506. accidentally entered a public restroom of the opposite gender,
|
|
not realizing it till you were through?
|
|
507. intentionally entered a public restroom of theopposite gender
|
|
(how else can you read the graffiti)?
|
|
508. won the pig pen award for your floor, dorm, fraternity/sorority,
|
|
college or state?
|
|
509. pissed on an electric fence?
|
|
510. streaked, flashed or otherwise intentionally displayed your bod
|
|
to the general public (without pay, topless dancing doesn'tcount)?
|
|
511. streaked, flashed or otherwise intentionally displayed your bod
|
|
to the general public as part of the job (modeling doesn'tcount)?
|
|
512. posed nude or semi nude for private drawings, paintings or photographs
|
|
as a 'favor'?
|
|
513. posed nude or semi nude in public (e. g. art classes) as a 'favor'?
|
|
514. posed as a model for purposes of erotic, pornographic or sexually
|
|
explicit art?
|
|
515. asked someone to pose nude or semi nude for private drawings,
|
|
paintings or photographs as a 'favor'?
|
|
516. asked someone to pose nude or semi nude in public (e. g. art classes)
|
|
as a 'favor'?
|
|
517. asked someone to pose for erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit
|
|
art or photographs?
|
|
518. asked someone to pose for erotic, pornographic or sexually explicit
|
|
photographs and there was no film in the camera?
|
|
519. made lewd, licentious or suggestive gestures while dancing in public?
|
|
520. helped to cover for someone's escapades (provide alibi, accommodations,
|
|
opportunity)?
|
|
521. been besieged by someone who thought they could satisfy you and
|
|
make an honest person of you?
|
|
522. been late to work, class or an appointment because you were involved
|
|
in sexual activity?
|
|
523. read anything by the Marquis de Sade?
|
|
524. drank blood?
|
|
525. been nicknamed for a behavior pattern of yours ('Sleepy')?
|
|
526. been nicknamed for an aberrant behavior pattern of yours ('Sleazy')?
|
|
527. been interrupted by the police while necking, and they were more
|
|
embarrassed than you?
|
|
528. been an exhibitionist?
|
|
529. had sexual activity with siblings (brother or sisters not your own)?
|
|
530. had sexual activity simultaneously with both (or however many) siblings?
|
|
531. had sexual activity with a parent and child,not your own
|
|
(mother/daughter, father/son, mother/son, father/daughter)?
|
|
532. both at the same time?
|
|
533. shaved your head?
|
|
534. shaved your pubic region (pits don't count)?
|
|
535. have someone else shave your pubic region?
|
|
536. shaved someone else's pubic region?
|
|
537. had sex during menstruation?
|
|
538. had oral sex with a menstruating woman?
|
|
539. mooned or goosed someone you knew?
|
|
540. mooned or goosed someone you didn't know?
|
|
541. mooned or goosed someone you thought you knew?
|
|
542. stimulated your partner anally (with your finger, vibrator or whatnot)?
|
|
543. been stimulated anally (with a finger, vibrator or whatnot)?
|
|
544. had a spouse, posslq, or date leave you for someone of their gender
|
|
(e. g. your husband left you for another man)?
|
|
545. left a spouse, posslq, or date for someone of your gender?
|
|
546. picked your nose in public?
|
|
547. picked someone else's nose (in private, we don't want to know about
|
|
your perversions)?
|
|
548. had someone else pick your nose?
|
|
549. sexually harassed someone (e. g. made unwanted sexual advances)?
|
|
550. graded someone's act of sexual harassment?
|
|
551. handed out condoms as party favors?
|
|
552. discussed favorite brand of condom?
|
|
553. comparison shopped for condoms (plain or ribbed)?
|
|
554. inflated a condom?
|
|
555. chosen a condom or spermicide for its taste (or lack of)?
|
|
556. bought condoms by the case (wholesale, not just the 'family pack')?
|
|
557. bought any other birth control item (contraceptive jelly or foam,
|
|
or the pill)?
|
|
558. bought any other birth control item in bulk (the Pill,
|
|
unless you got it for more than one month at a time, doesn't count)?
|
|
559. used Coke as a contraceptive douche?
|
|
560. carried a condom 'just in case'?
|
|
561. tasted your own sexual fluids?
|
|
562. tasted another's sexual fluids?
|
|
563. complimented someone on their taste?
|
|
564. been complimented on your taste?
|
|
565. had your ears pierced?
|
|
566. had your nose pierced?
|
|
567. pierced someone else's ears?
|
|
568. worn body paint?
|
|
569. worn obscene or suggestive t-shirts?
|
|
570. worn t-shirts with obscene or graphic messages in a language you
|
|
didn't read?
|
|
571. written dirty fortune cookie fortunes?
|
|
572. have you a tattoo?
|
|
573. have you an 'obscene' tattoo (words or pictures)?
|
|
574. have you a tattoo normally concealed by your clothing
|
|
(George Shultz has a tiger on his butt)?
|
|
575. Have you a tattoo in an intimate location?
|
|
576. have you a tattoo normally concealed by your pubic hair?
|
|
577. used any object, longer than it is wide, for sexual purposes
|
|
(Coke bottle, rolling pin or feather duster)?
|
|
578. used a feather or other tickling device for the sexual arousal of someone?
|
|
579. been to a funeral as a form of entertainment
|
|
(ala Harold of "Harold & Maude")?
|
|
580. Do you consider sex the price a woman has to pay for being married
|
|
('just close your eyes and think of England')?
|
|
581. used whipped cream for sexual purposes?
|
|
582. put gravy, syrup, honey or other spreadable food on your partner
|
|
and licked or eaten it (things go better with butter)?
|
|
583. had spreadable food put on you and eaten, or licked off?
|
|
584. used a vibrator for sexual stimulation?
|
|
585. bought ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?
|
|
586. given or received ben-wa balls, a vibrator, or other sex toy?
|
|
587. asked someone to wear a particular article of clothing not
|
|
because it was 'sexy' but because it turned you on?
|
|
588. tried to figure out the words to "Louie Louie"?
|
|
589. Been to a John Water's film (Pink Flamingos, anything starring Divine)?
|
|
590. more than once?
|
|
591. seen Eraserhead?
|
|
592. more than once?
|
|
593. thought of becoming a Veterinary because your first love died of
|
|
hoof & mouth?
|
|
594. had sex with a dead animal?
|
|
595. had sex in the presence of animals?
|
|
596. thought of becoming a vegetarian because the saddest day in you
|
|
life was when your first love was sent to market?
|
|
597. thought to make a contribution to science in similar fashion to
|
|
Madame D'Stael?
|
|
598. unrinated anywhere other than in an acceptablelocation or receptacle
|
|
(i. e. in a sink, fireplace or wastepaper basket)?
|
|
599. defecated anywhere other than in an acceptable location or receptacle
|
|
(i. e. in a fireplace, car seat, or wastepaper basket)?
|
|
600. tasted or eaten shit?
|
|
601. more than once?
|
|
602. tasted or drunk urine?
|
|
603. more than once?
|
|
604. been a member of the Order, Aryan Nation or the like?
|
|
605. kept unmarked biology specimens in the refrigerator?
|
|
606. kept feces (crap) in the refrigerator (lab specimens do not count)?
|
|
|
|
VIII It's Gwendoline time! (Bondage)
|
|
|
|
have you ('voluntarily'):
|
|
|
|
607. improvised bondage extemporaneously during sexual activity
|
|
(e. g. holding someone's wrists over their head)?
|
|
608. do you consider Bondage a way of showing that you care for another person?
|
|
609. been tied up for erotic purposes (ropes, scarves, ties)?
|
|
610. been tied up and fucked?
|
|
611. been tied up and masturbated upon?
|
|
612. been tied up and had to watch others?
|
|
613. been tied up knowing you might be seen by others?
|
|
614. been tied up with the intention of being seen by others?
|
|
615. willingly had your head inserted in a toilet bowl?
|
|
616. inserted someone's head in a toilet bowl with their consent/acquiescence?
|
|
617. tied someone up for erotic purposes?
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618. tied someone up and fucked them?
|
|
619. tied someone up and masturbated on them?
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|
620. tied someone up and had them watch?
|
|
621. tied someone up and shown them to others?
|
|
622. been bound in chains?
|
|
623. been bound and had someone whip you?
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|
624. been whipped until you bled?
|
|
625. had your tongue pierced?
|
|
626. had your lips pierced?
|
|
627. had your other lips pierced (or penis)?
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|
628. had your nipples pierced?
|
|
629. practiced flagellation?
|
|
630. gotten any good at it?
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|
631. fantasized of being tied up for eroticpurposes?
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|
632. fantasized of tying someone up for erotic purposes?
|
|
633. fantasized of tying someone up to show them to others?
|
|
634. fantasized of tying someone up to have them watch?
|
|
635. pierced someone else's lips?
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636. pierced someone else's tongue?
|
|
637. pierced someone else's other lips (or penis)?
|
|
638. pierced someone else's nipples?
|
|
639. bound someone in chains (handcuffs, leg irons or plain chain)?
|
|
640. bound someone and whipped them?
|
|
641. whipped someone until they bled?
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|
642. bought bondage & discipline literature?
|
|
643. read "The Story of O"?
|
|
644. read both volumes of "The Story of O"?
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|
645. seen the movie "The Story of O"?
|
|
646. posed for B&D drawings?
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|
647. posed for B&D photographs?
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|
648. asked someone to pose for B&D drawings?
|
|
649. asked someone to pose for B&D photographs?
|
|
650. asked someone to pose for B&D movies?
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|
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IX Non-Platonic Activities (The steamy part. ) Part 1.
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|
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With a male not your spouse or posslq, have you:
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651. been propositioned by a man for necking or petting?
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652. been propositioned by a man for any sexual practice?
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|
653. been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a man?
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|
654. been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
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|
655. received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)?
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|
656. received a hickey in an intimate location?
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657. received scratch marks or nail marks?
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|
658. been bit or nibbled upon?
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|
659. been bit in an intimate location?
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|
660. had a man fondled or stroked your clothed legs?
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|
661. had a man fondled or stroked your clothed body?
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|
662. had a man stroke or fondle your clothed breast or nipples?
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|
663. have a man pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your covered genitals?
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|
664. had a man fondled or stroked your bare legs?
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|
665. had a man fondled or stroked your bare body?
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|
666. had a man stroke or fondle your bare breast or nipples?
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|
667. have a man pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your bare genitals?
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|
668. propositioned a man for necking or petting?
|
|
669. propositioned a man for any sexual practice?
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|
670. pinched or patted a man's buttocks?
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|
671. kissed a man below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
|
|
672. petted above or below the waist?
|
|
673. given a hickey?
|
|
674. given a hickey in an intimate location?
|
|
675. left scratches or nail marks?
|
|
676. left teeth marks?
|
|
677. left teeth marks in an intimate location?
|
|
678. fondled or stroked a man's clothed legs?
|
|
679. fondled or stroked a man's clothed body?
|
|
680. stroked or fondled a man's clothed breast or nipple?
|
|
681. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a man's covered genitals?
|
|
682. fondled or stroked a man's bare legs?
|
|
683. fondled or stroked a man's bare body?
|
|
684. stroked or fondled a man's bare breast or nipple?
|
|
685. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a man's bare genitals?
|
|
686. been involved with pelvic thrusting while clothed?
|
|
687. had you fingers licked or sucked?
|
|
688. licked or sucked a man's fingers?
|
|
689. had your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled?
|
|
690. licked, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a man's ear or ear region?
|
|
691. fondled a man who was asleep?
|
|
692. woken up being fondled?
|
|
693. had sex with a man who was asleep and he didn't wake up?
|
|
694. had sex with a man who was asleep and he did wake up?
|
|
695. slept through sexual activity (him doing it to you)?
|
|
696. woken up in the midst of a man having sexual activity with you?
|
|
697. given a man a backrub or massage with ulterior motives?
|
|
698. given a man backrub or massage with ulterior motives and it worked?
|
|
699. been petted to orgasm?
|
|
700. petted to orgasm?
|
|
701. performed fellatio ("oral stimulation of the penis" Webster)?
|
|
702. gagged when they came in your mouth?
|
|
703. received oral sex?
|
|
704. performed mutual oral sex ('69')?
|
|
705. performed mutual masturbation?
|
|
706. watched while a man masturbated?
|
|
707. had a man watch while you masturbated?
|
|
708. orgasmed in him (if possible)?
|
|
709. had him orgasm in you?
|
|
710. orgasmed on him?
|
|
711. had him orgasm on you?
|
|
712. kissed a man (or boy) on a first date?
|
|
713. necked with a man (or boy) on a first date?
|
|
714. petted with a man (or boy) on a first date?
|
|
715. had oral sex on a first date?
|
|
716. given oral sex on a first date?
|
|
717. fucked on a first date?
|
|
718. had oral sex instead of intercourse?
|
|
719. been seen naked under good lighting by a man
|
|
(note: nude is expected (e. g. in a shower room or at a nude beach),
|
|
naked is when you didn't expect to be seen (e. g. in the bathroom).)?
|
|
720. seen a man naked under good lighting?
|
|
721. undressed under good lighting, knowing a man was watching you?
|
|
722. been in a man's company while both of you were nude without
|
|
anything steamy happening?
|
|
723. bathed or showered with a man?
|
|
724. let a man wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself?
|
|
725. washed a man who was perfectly capable of washing himself?
|
|
726. had sex while in the shower?
|
|
727. had sex while taking a bath?
|
|
728. "seduced" a virgin?
|
|
|
|
X Son (or daughter) of Steamy Part. Part 2.
|
|
|
|
With a female not your spouse or posslq, have you:
|
|
|
|
729. been propositioned by a woman for necking or petting?
|
|
730. been propositioned by a woman for any sexual practice?
|
|
731. been pinched or patted on the buttocks by a woman?
|
|
732. been kissed below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
|
|
733. received a hickey (or had the attempt if you are hard to get)?
|
|
734. received a hickey in an intimate location?
|
|
735. been scratched or marked by her?
|
|
736. been nibbled or bit?
|
|
737. been nibbled or bit in an intimate location?
|
|
738. had a woman fondled or stroked your clothed legs?
|
|
739. had a woman fondled or stroked your clothed body?
|
|
740. had a woman stroke or fondle your clothed breast or nipples?
|
|
741. had a woman pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your covered genitals?
|
|
742. had a woman fondled or stroked your bare legs?
|
|
743. had a woman fondled or stroked your bare body?
|
|
744. had a woman stroke or fondle your bare breast or nipples?
|
|
745. have a woman pet, stroke, fondle or otherwise handle your bare genitals?
|
|
746. propositioned a woman for necking or petting?
|
|
747. propositioned a woman for any sexual practice?
|
|
748. pinched or patted a woman's buttocks?
|
|
749. kissed a woman below the neck, but not on the hands and arms?
|
|
750. petted above or below the waist?
|
|
751. given a hickey to a woman?
|
|
752. given a hickey in an intimate location?
|
|
753. left scratches or nail marks on her?
|
|
754. left teeth marks?
|
|
755. left teeth marks in an intimate location?
|
|
756. fondled or stroked a woman's clothed legs?
|
|
757. fondled or stroked a woman's clothed body?
|
|
758. stroked or fondled a woman's clothed breast or nipple?
|
|
759. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a woman's covered genitals?
|
|
760. fondled or stroked a woman's bare legs?
|
|
761. fondled or stroked a woman's bare body?
|
|
762. stroked or fondled a woman's bare breast or nipple?
|
|
763. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled a woman's bare genitals?
|
|
764. been involved with pelvic thrusting while clothed?
|
|
765. had you fingers licked or sucked?
|
|
766. licked or sucked a woman's fingers?
|
|
767. had your ear, or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked or nibbled?
|
|
768. licked, breathed onto, sucked or nibbled a woman's ear?
|
|
769. fondled a woman who was asleep?
|
|
770. woken up being fondled?
|
|
771. had sex with a woman who was asleep and she didn't wake up?
|
|
772. had sex with a woman who was asleep and she did wake up?
|
|
773. slept through sexual activity (she doing it to you)?
|
|
774. woken up in the midst of a woman having sexualactivity with you?
|
|
775. given a woman a backrub or massage with ulterior motives?
|
|
776. given a woman a backrub or massage with ulterior motives and it worked?
|
|
777. been petted to orgasm?
|
|
778. petted to orgasm?
|
|
779. performed cunnilingus ("oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris")?
|
|
780. received oral sex?
|
|
781. performed mutual oral sex ('69')?
|
|
782. performed mutual masturbation?
|
|
783. watched while a woman masturbated?
|
|
784. had a woman watch while you masturbated?
|
|
785. orgasmed in her (if possible)?
|
|
786. orgasmed on her?
|
|
787. had her orgasm on you?
|
|
788. kissed a woman (or girl) on a first date?
|
|
789. necked with a woman (or girl) on a first date?
|
|
790. petted with a woman (or girl) on a first date?
|
|
791. had oral sex on a first date?
|
|
792. given oral sex on a first date?
|
|
793. fucked on a first date?
|
|
794. had oral sex instead of intercourse?
|
|
795. been seen naked under good lighting by a woman
|
|
(note: nude is expected (e. g. in a shower room or at a nude beach),
|
|
naked is when you didn't expect to be seen (e.g. in the bathroom).)?
|
|
796. seen a woman naked under good lighting?
|
|
797. undressed under good lighting, knowing a woman was watching you?
|
|
798. been in a woman's company while both of you were nude without
|
|
anything steamy happening?
|
|
799. bathed or showered with a woman (non-coed facilities don't count)?
|
|
800. let a woman wash you when you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself?
|
|
801. washed a woman who was perfectly capable of washing herself?
|
|
802. had sex while in the shower?
|
|
803. had sex while taking a bath?
|
|
804. "seduced" a virgin?
|
|
|
|
XI Locality
|
|
|
|
"have you done it on a plane,
|
|
have you done it on a train"
|
|
have you done it in your bed,
|
|
have you done it on your head"
|
|
Have you, have you,
|
|
had green eggs and ham" (with apologies to Dr Suess)
|
|
|
|
have you:
|
|
|
|
805. necked while hot tubbing?
|
|
806. had oral sex while hot tubbing?
|
|
807. fucked while hot tubbing,?
|
|
808. in a sauna or steam bath, ever necked?
|
|
809. in a sauna or steam bath had oral sex?
|
|
810. in a sauna or steam bath fucked?
|
|
811. necked/petted in a place of religion?
|
|
812. had oral sex in a place of religion?
|
|
813. fucked in a place of religion?
|
|
814. necked/petted in a place of the dead (morgue, cemetery, mortuary,
|
|
crypt or coffin)?
|
|
815. had oral sex in a place of the dead?
|
|
816. fucked in a place of the dead?
|
|
817. necked/petted in a movie theatre?
|
|
818. had oral sex during a movie?
|
|
819. fucked during a movie?
|
|
820. necked/petted in a sports area (stadium, court, track, or ballfield)?
|
|
821. had oral sex in a sports area?
|
|
822. fucked in a sports area?
|
|
823. necked/petted in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT
|
|
(a car or small pickup)?
|
|
824. had oral sex in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?
|
|
825. fucked in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?
|
|
826. in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT
|
|
(a van, pickup), necked/petted?
|
|
827. in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?
|
|
828. in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked?
|
|
829. necked/petted in a stationary vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT
|
|
(a semi or RV)?
|
|
830. had oral sex in a stationary vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT?
|
|
831. fucked in a stationary vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT?
|
|
832. necked/petted in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT
|
|
(a car or small pickup)?
|
|
833. had oral sex in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?
|
|
834. fucked in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT?
|
|
835. in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT
|
|
(a van, pickup), necked/petted?
|
|
836. in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?
|
|
837. in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked?
|
|
838. necked/petted in a moving vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT
|
|
(a semi or RV)?
|
|
839. had oral sex in a moving vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT?
|
|
840. fucked in a moving vehicle of more than 10000 pounds GWT?
|
|
841. necked/petted with the operator of a moving vehicle?
|
|
842. had oral sex with the operator of a moving vehicle?
|
|
843. fucked the operator of a moving vehicle?
|
|
844. as the operator of a moving vehicle, necked/petted?
|
|
845. as the operator of a moving vehicle, received oral sex?
|
|
846. as the operator of a moving vehicle, fucked?
|
|
847. necked/petted on horseback (just don't scare the horses)?
|
|
848. had oral sex on horseback?
|
|
849. fucked on horseback?
|
|
850. had sex at a public event (such as a rock concert, rally, or riot)?
|
|
851. had sex with a hermaphrodite?
|
|
852. necked/petted on a train?
|
|
853. had oral sex on a train?
|
|
854. fucked on a train?
|
|
855. necked/petted on a boat?
|
|
856. had oral sex on a boat?
|
|
857. fucked on a boat?
|
|
858. had oral sex on a ship?
|
|
859. fucked on a ship?
|
|
860. necked/petted in an aircraft in flight?
|
|
861. had oral sex in an aircraft in flight?
|
|
862. fucked in an aircraft in flight?
|
|
863. necked/petted on public transportation (bus, subway, tram or trolley)?
|
|
864. had oral sex on public transportation?
|
|
865. fucked on public transportation?
|
|
866. necked/petted in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet or,
|
|
other small, non-moving enclosure?
|
|
867. had oral sex in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet or
|
|
other small, non-moving enclosure?
|
|
868. fucked in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet or other
|
|
small, non-moving enclosure?
|
|
869. while in an elevator, or on an escalator or other people mover,
|
|
necked/petted?
|
|
870. in an elevator, on an escalator or other people mover, had oral sex?
|
|
871. fucked in an elevator, on an escalator or other people mover?
|
|
872. necked/petted on the roof of a building?
|
|
873. had oral sex on the roof of a building?
|
|
874. fucked on the roof of a building?
|
|
875. necked/petted on the roof of a building where others might see you?
|
|
876. had oral sex on the roof of a building where others might see you?
|
|
877. fucked on the roof of a building where others might see you?
|
|
878. necked/petted in the snow?
|
|
879. had oral sex in the snow?
|
|
880. fucked in the snow (now that's fucking cold)?
|
|
881. had oral sex out of doors?
|
|
882. fucked out of doors?
|
|
883. had oral sex in a semi public location where there was a possibility
|
|
of discovery?
|
|
884. fucked in a semi public location where there was a possibility of
|
|
discovery?
|
|
885. because there was a possibility of discovery, had oral sex in a
|
|
semi public locale?
|
|
886. because there was a possibility of discovery, fucked in a
|
|
semi public locale?
|
|
887. necked/petted in a library?
|
|
888. had oral sex in a library?
|
|
889. fucked in a library?
|
|
890. necked/petted in a free flowing body of water (river, lake,
|
|
swimming pool, ocean)?
|
|
891. had oral sex in a free flowing body of water (river, lake,
|
|
swimming pool, ocean)?
|
|
892. fucked in a free flowing body of water (river, lake, swimming pool, ocean)?
|
|
893. had sexual activity in a household room other than the bedroom
|
|
(kitchen, hallway, living room)?
|
|
894. had sexual activity on the floor?
|
|
895. had sexual activity on a piece of furniture not normally used for
|
|
resting humans on (i. e. microwave, washing machine, tv
|
|
[acrobatic little fucker, aren't you])?
|
|
896. showered with a member of the opposite sex in a 'non-coed' facility
|
|
(locker room, dorm shower, whatever)?
|
|
897. had oral sex while showering with a member of the opposite sex in a
|
|
'non-coed' facility (locker room, dorm shower, whatever)?
|
|
898. fucked while showering with a member of the opposite sex in a
|
|
'non-coed' facility (locker room, dorm shower, whatever)?
|
|
[Why not, In for a penny, in for a pound.]
|
|
|
|
XII Style
|
|
|
|
have you:
|
|
|
|
899. pointed and laughed?
|
|
900. eaten oysters?
|
|
901. eaten prairie oysters?
|
|
902. eaten a banana in a provocative manner?
|
|
903. eaten an ice cream cone in a provocative manner?
|
|
904. used an aphrodisiac?
|
|
905. used amyl nitrate?
|
|
906. taken something to "improve" your performance?
|
|
907. coined 'pet' names for your genitalia?
|
|
908. coined 'pet' names for your partner's genitalia?
|
|
909. taken notes during arguments, in order to remember the good lines?
|
|
910. volunteered to sleep in the wet spot?
|
|
911. accepted sex and now wish you hadn't?
|
|
912. turned down sex and now wish you hadn't?
|
|
913. didn't think it promiscuous having different partners annually?
|
|
914. didn't think it promiscuous having different partners monthly?
|
|
915. didn't think it promiscuous having different partners weekly?
|
|
916. didn't think it promiscuous having different partners daily?
|
|
917. didn't think it promiscuous having more than one partner in at a time?
|
|
918. considered having to installed a 'takaticket' machine
|
|
(as in "now serving number . . ")?
|
|
919. made or taken a phone call during sexual activity with someone?
|
|
920. during sexual activity, had your partner make or take a phone call
|
|
with their parent, spouse, or other important type person?
|
|
921. had a general emergency arise during sexual activity (e. g. flood,
|
|
fire, hurricane or Norse Stickball)?
|
|
922. had a minor emergency during sexual activity (e. g. muscle cramp,
|
|
asthmas attack, somebody at the door)?
|
|
923. during sexual activity had any crisis that now causes you great
|
|
merriment (e. g. the bed broke, couldn't get the condom on)?
|
|
924. had nude snapshots taken of you?
|
|
925. taken nude snapshots of someone else?
|
|
926. given nude snapshots, drawings or other artwork, of yourself to someone?
|
|
927. engaged in sex for more than three hours in a single session with
|
|
the same partner?
|
|
928. engaged in sex for more than three hours in a single session
|
|
with multiple partners?
|
|
929. performed ritual sexual activity as part of a religious practice
|
|
(Tantric Yoga or Fertility Rites)?
|
|
930. had or caused multiple orgasms?
|
|
931. had sex until one of you was sore?
|
|
932. intentionally been bruised or injured during any sexual activity?
|
|
933. intentionally bruised or injured someone during any sexual activity?
|
|
934. spanked anyone before or during sex?
|
|
935. been sore on the morning after?
|
|
936. had sex to Ravel's Bolero?
|
|
937. had sex to the Blue Danube?
|
|
938. had sex to any other classical selection?
|
|
939. disturbed others with the noise from your sexual activity?
|
|
940. been a screamer?
|
|
941. fucked dorsally ('doggy' style)?
|
|
942. fucked in the female superior position?
|
|
943. fucked sitting up?
|
|
944. fucked standing up?
|
|
945. fucked while still clothed ('down with trousers, up with dresses!')?
|
|
946. fallen asleep during sex?
|
|
947. talked dirty during sexual activity?
|
|
948. fainted as a result of orgasm (give them a stud point!)?
|
|
949. had sex before breakfast?
|
|
950. had sex instead of lunch (good aerobics and low on calories)?
|
|
951. had a 'quickie'?
|
|
952. had your partner fall asleep during intercourse or oral sex?
|
|
953. had your partner faint during intercourse or oral sex as a result
|
|
of orgasm (take a stud point!)?
|
|
954. been in intimate contact with more than one nude person at a time?
|
|
955. had sex more than five times in twenty four hours?
|
|
956. had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour time period?
|
|
957. gone in public after sex w/o bathing
|
|
(and you're sure everyone can tell it too)?
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958. had sex with both genders in a 24 hour period?
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959. been involved in a gang bang (banger or bangee)
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(being gang raped doesn't count)?
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960. had sex with spectators?
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961. been, or kept, a mistress?
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962. been, or had, a 'kept man'?
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963. been involved in a menage-a-trios?
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964. been invited to be involved in a menage-a-trios?
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965. invited someone to join in a menage-a-trios?
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966. participated in an orgy or similar group activity?
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967. made an invitation to join in an orgy or similar group activity?
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968. been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy(or girl)friend
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of either of you returned unexpectedly?
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969. been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or girl)friend
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of either of you returned unexpectedly, have them excuse themselves and
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tell you to continue?
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970. been engaged in sexual activity when the parent/spouse/boy (or girl)friend
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of either of you returned unexpectedly, have them excuse themselves
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and tell you to continue, and you were able?
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971. walked in on your significant other while they were engaged in sexual
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activity with someone else?
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972. walked in on your significant other while they were engaged in sexual
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activity with someone else, excused yourself and left them to continue?
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973. walked in on your parents?
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974. walked in on others, unaware that they were engaged in sexual activity?
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975. walked in on others, to discover them engaged in a sexual activity you
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thought was too weird?
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976. walked in on others, to discover them engaged in a sexual activity you
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hadn't thought possible?
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977. walked in on others, unaware that they were engaged in sexual activity,
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and been asked to join and did so?
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978. had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual activity
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and declare 'I didn't think that was possible'?
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979. had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual activity
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and declare 'too weird'?
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980. had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual activity
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and ask to join?
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981. had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual activity
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and you asked them to join?
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[the following are where you have been attracted to someone because of
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their social status]
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982. initiated sexual activity with a member of the medical profession
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(Your doctor, nurse or therapist)?
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983. initiated sexual activity with someone in authority
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(your parole officer, psychiatrist, or babysitter)?
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984. initiated sexual activity with a member of the legal profession
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(lawyer, judge, orparalegal)?
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985. initiated sexual activity with a member of the academic community
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(Professor, instructor, TA)?
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986. initiated sexual activity with an intellectual
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(librarian, author, essayist, or scribe)?
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987. initiated sexual activity with someone in uniform
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(Army, Navy, Marines, Post Office, Cub Scout)?
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988. initiated sexual activity with a member of an 'out' group
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(someone you wouldn't take home to meet the family,
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e.g. a biker, airhead or securities broker)?
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989. had sexual activity with a member of a sports team (or cheer leader)?
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XIII Testing.
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have you:
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990. had an unauthorized crib sheet for a test?
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991. flunked an IQ test?
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992. had to study for a blood test?
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993. lied on a Purity Test to improve you score?
|
|
994. done something with the intent to 'improve' your Purity Test scores
|
|
or used a Test for inspiration?
|
|
995. been jealous of, or impressed by, someone else's test scores?
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996. read a Purity Test aloud, without omitting sections or being embarrassed?
|
|
997. administered a group Purity Test?
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|
998. taken a group purity test?
|
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999. written or rewritten a Purity Test?
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1000. remembered something by taking a Purity Test?
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|
|
|
XIIII Extra Credit:
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If you have read de Sade's "Justine. " add five points.
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Add ten points if you have read de Sade's "120 days of Sodom & Gomorrah. "
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If you know (no guessing) who followed Hendrix at Woodstock, add one point.
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Add ten points if you were at Woodstock.
|
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If you know (experiencially) what a Scot wears under his kilt,
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add three points (and 3 more if you're female).
|
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If you have worn a strapless gown and are male add one point.
|
|
If you've tied someone up and shown them to others and they were naked,
|
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add one point.
|
|
If you've tied someone up naked, shown them to others and they were
|
|
unaware this was intended, add five points.
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If you've been tied up knowing you might be seen naked by others,
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add five points.
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Add ten points if you've been tied up knowing you would be seen
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naked by others.
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If you've carried a condom 'just in case' and you are female add one point.
|
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Subtract one point if your partner turns out to have been underage,
|
|
and you hadn't suspected.
|
|
If you thought the section on Bondage would involve Banks and Corporate
|
|
Debt subtract one point .
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Subtract two points if something was later revealed to be see through
|
|
(tent, clothing, curtains).
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If you had to have an obscene phone call explained to you, subtract two points
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|
|
|
Now total your score
|
|
To get your purity percent, subtract the number of yes answers from
|
|
1000 and divide the result by 10.
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|
Don't forget the extra points
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===========================================================
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Cut here for the score sheet.
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--------------------------------------------------------
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Test results. Age)__ gender)__ Primary orientation)__
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Single, Posslq''d, married, divorced)__ 14. IIII. 90
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I Good Clean, 'Wholesome' Activities
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1)__ 2)__ 3)__ 4)__ 5)__ 6)__ 7)__ 8)__ 9)__ 10)__
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11)__ 12)__ 13)__ 14)__ 15)__ 16)__ 17)__ 18)__ 19)__ 20)__
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21)__ 22)__ 23)__ 24)__ 25)__ 26)__ 27)__ 28)__ 29)__ 30)__
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31)__ 32)__ 33)__ 34)__ 35)__ 36)__ 37)__ 38)__ 39)__ 40)__
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41)__ 42)__ 43)__ 44)__ 45)__ 46)__ 47)__ 48)__ 49)__ 50)__
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51)__ 52)__ 53)__ 54)__ 55)__ 56)__ 57)__ 58)__ 59)__ 60)__
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61)__ 62)__ 63)__ 64)__ 65)__ 66)__ 67)__ 68)__ 69)__
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II Autoerotica (No, it doesn't mean 'love of cars')
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70)__ 71)__ 72)__ 73)__ 74)__ 75)__ 76)__ 77)__ 78)__ 79)__
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80)__ 81)__ 82)__ 83)__ 84)__ 85)__ 86)__ 87)__ 88)__ 89)__
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90)__ 91)__ 92)__ 93)__ 94)__ 95)__ 96)__ 97)__ 98)__ 99)__
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100)__101)__102)__103)__104)__105)__106)__107)__108)__109)__
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110)__111)__112)__113)__114)__115)__116)__117)__118)__119)__
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120)__121)__122)__123)__124)__125)__126)__127)__128)__129)__
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130)__131)__132)__
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III Ethical Considerations
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133)__134)__135)__136)__137)__138)__139)__140)__141)__142)__
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143)__144)__145)__146)__147)__148)__149)__150)__151)__152)__
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153)__154)__155)__156)__157)__158)__159)__160)__161)__162)__
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163)__164)__165)__166)__167)__168)__169)__170)__171)__172)__
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173)__174)__175)__176)__177)__178)__179)__180)__181)__182)__
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183)__184)__185)__186)__187)__188)__189)__190)__191)__192)__
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193)__194)__195)__196)__197)__198)__199)__200)__201)__202)__
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203)__204)__205)__206)__207)__208)__209)__210)__211)__212)__
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213)__214)__215)__216)__217)__218)__219)__220)__221)__222)__
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223)__224)__225)__226)__227)__228)__229)__230)__231)__232)__
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233)__234)__235)__236)__237)__238)__239)__240)__241)__242)__
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243)__244)__245)__246)__
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|
|
|
IIII Legal technicalities
|
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247)__248)__249)__250)__251)__252)__253)__254)__255)__256)__
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257)__258)__259)__260)__261)__262)__263)__264)__265)__266)__
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267)__268)__269)__270)__271)__272)__273)__274)__275)__276)__
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277)__278)__279)__280)__281)__282)__283)__284)__285)__286)__
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287)__288)__289)__290)__291)__292)__293)__294)__295)__296)__
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297)__298)__299)__300)__301)__302)__303)__304)__305)__306)__
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307)__308)__309)__310)__311)__312)__313)__314)__315)__316)__
|
|
|
|
V Things to do and people to do them with. (The nitty and the gritty)
|
|
317)__318)__319)__320)__321)__322)__323)__324)__325)__326)__
|
|
327)__328)__329)__330)__331)__332)__333)__334)__335)__336)__
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337)__338)__339)__340)__341)__342)__343)__344)__345)__346)__
|
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347)__348)__349)__350)__351)__352)__353)__354)__355)__356)__
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357)__358)__359)__360)__361)__362)__363)__364)__365)__366)__
|
|
367)__368)__369)__370)__371)__372)__373)__374)__375)__376)__377)__
|
|
|
|
VI Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n Roll
|
|
378)__379)__380)__381)__382)__383)__384)__385)__386)__387)__
|
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388)__389)__390)__391)__392)__393)__394)__395)__396)__397)__
|
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398)__399)__400)__401)__402)__403)__404)__405)__406)__407)__
|
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408)__409)__410)__411)__412)__413)__414)__415)__416)__417)__
|
|
418)__419)__420)__421)__422)__423)__424)__425)__426)__427)__
|
|
428)__429)__430)__431)__432)__433)__434)__435)__436)__437)__
|
|
438)__439)__440)__441)__442)__443)__444)__445)__446)__447)__
|
|
448)__449)__450)__451)__452)__453)__454)__455)__456)__457)__
|
|
458)__459)__460)__461)__462)__463)__464)__465)__466)__467)__
|
|
468)__469)__470)__
|
|
|
|
VII The Erotic, the Kinky, the Tacky and the possibly Perverted
|
|
471)__472)__473)__474)__475)__476)__477)__478)__479)__480)__
|
|
481)__482)__483)__484)__485)__486)__487)__488)__489)__490)__
|
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491)__492)__493)__494)__495)__496)__497)__498)__499)__500)__
|
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501)__502)__503)__504)__505)__506)__507)__508)__509)__510)__
|
|
511)__512)__513)__514)__515)__516)__517)__518)__519)__520)__
|
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521)__522)__523)__524)__525)__526)__527)__528)__529)__530)__
|
|
531)__532)__533)__534)__535)__536)__537)__538)__539)__540)__
|
|
541)__542)__543)__544)__545)__546)__547)__548)__549)__550)__
|
|
551)__552)__553)__554)__555)__556)__557)__558)__559)__560)__
|
|
561)__562)__563)__564)__565)__566)__567)__568)__569)__570)__
|
|
571)__572)__573)__574)__575)__576)__577)__578)__579)__580)__
|
|
581)__582)__583)__584)__585)__586)__587)__588)__589)__590)__
|
|
591)__592)__593)__594)__595)__596)__597)__598)__599)__600)__
|
|
601)__602)__603)__604)__605)__606)__
|
|
|
|
VIII It's Gwendoline time! (Bondage)
|
|
607)__608)__609)__610)__611)__612)__613)__614)__615)__616)__
|
|
617)__618)__619)__620)__621)__622)__623)__624)__625)__626)__
|
|
627)__628)__629)__630)__631)__632)__633)__634)__635)__636)__
|
|
637)__638)__639)__640)__641)__642)__643)__644)__645)__646)__
|
|
647)__648)__649)__650)__
|
|
|
|
IX Non-Platonic Activities (The steamy part. ) Part 1.
|
|
651)__652)__653)__654)__655)__656)__657)__658)__659)__660)__
|
|
661)__662)__663)__664)__665)__666)__667)__668)__669)__670)__
|
|
671)__672)__673)__674)__675)__676)__677)__678)__679)__680)__
|
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681)__682)__683)__684)__685)__686)__687)__688)__689)__690)__
|
|
691)__692)__693)__694)__695)__696)__697)__698)__699)__700)__
|
|
701)__702)__703)__704)__705)__706)__707)__708)__709)__710)__
|
|
711)__712)__713)__714)__715)__716)__717)__718)__719)__720)__
|
|
721)__722)__723)__724)__725)__726)__727)__728)__
|
|
|
|
X Son (or daughter) of Steamy Part. Part 2.
|
|
729)__730)__731)__732)__733)__734)__735)__736)__737)__738)__
|
|
739)__740)__741)__742)__743)__744)__745)__746)__747)__748)__
|
|
749)__750)__751)__752)__753)__754)__755)__756)__757)__758)__
|
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759)__760)__761)__762)__763)__764)__765)__766)__767)__768)__
|
|
769)__770)__771)__772)__773)__774)__775)__776)__777)__778)__
|
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779)__780)__781)__782)__783)__784)__785)__786)__787)__788)__
|
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789)__790)__791)__792)__793)__794)__795)__796)__797)__798)__
|
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799)__800)__801)__802)__803)__804)__
|
|
|
|
XI Locality
|
|
805)__806)__807)__808)__809)__810)__811)__812)__813)__814)__
|
|
815)__816)__817)__818)__819)__820)__821)__822)__823)__824)__
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825)__826)__827)__828)__829)__830)__831)__832)__833)__834)__
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835)__836)__837)__838)__839)__840)__841)__842)__843)__844)__
|
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845)__846)__847)__848)__849)__850)__851)__852)__853)__854)__
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855)__856)__857)__858)__859)__860)__861)__862)__863)__864)__
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865)__866)__867)__868)__869)__870)__871)__872)__873)__874)__
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875)__876)__877)__878)__879)__880)__881)__882)__883)__884)__
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885)__886)__887)__888)__889)__890)__891)__892)__893)__894)__
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895)__896)__897)__898)__
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|
XII Style
|
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899)__900)__901)__902)__903)__904)__905)__906)__907)__908)__
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909)__910)__911)__912)__913)__914)__915)__916)__917)__918)__
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919)__920)__921)__922)__923)__924)__925)__926)__927)__928)__
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929)__930)__931)__932)__933)__934)__935)__936)__937)__938)__
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939)__940)__941)__942)__943)__944)__945)__946)__947)__948)__
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949)__950)__951)__952)__953)__954)__955)__956)__957)__958)__
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959)__960)__961)__962)__963)__964)__965)__966)__967)__968)__
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969)__970)__971)__972)__973)__974)__975)__976)__977)__978)__
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979)__980)__981)__982)__983)__984)__985)__986)__987)__988)__989)__
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XIII Testing.
|
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990)__991)__992)__993)__994)__995)__996)__997)__998)__999)__1000)__
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XIIII Extra Credit:
|