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Have you ever been stimulated by a machine?
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I found a pneumatic drill vibrated at quite an interesting frequency. Some
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people say they get turned on in trains.
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Do you find any machines arousing? Do you have any stories to tell about such
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encounters?
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* Peter *
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Peter,
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Very interesting topic!
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A former roommate of mine once told me that he would never have hit it
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off with his wife if it hadn't been for his MOTORCYCLE. He claimed that when
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they first met, she liked him only for his bike. Supposedly, she found the
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motorcycle's vibrations to be very (sexually) stimulating. To this day, I
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can't help but smile when I see them va-room-ing down the road.
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Also, the enema-erotics among us have been using machines for years to
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get their kicks. While the standard enema/douche bag may not be a machine,
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there have been a number of ENEMA-LIKE MACHINES invented over the years
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including the colonic irrigator, Equisier's spring-operated apparatus, Juke's
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apparatus, the mechanical enema table, and the JBL Cascade Internal Bath.
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While most of these are now antiquated, I have no doubts that all are still in
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use somewhere.
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*****kevin****
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Dear Kevin:
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I used to a ride a motorcycle and although I did get kicks out of it they
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weren't of the erotic variety. However I did have serveral lady friends who
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enjoyed riding on it - perhaps now I know why! I have also been told by several
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women that they can get turned on by the vibrations in buses and trains. This
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seems to apply particularly to women.
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Comments anyone?
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Best wishes... Peter
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Dear Peter,
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*vBrrrrRRRRatorz!*
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<Hugs!> ...Bruce
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Dear Peter:
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I remember taking a train trip from Boston to New York once, and, um... I
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had a GREAT time!! <grin> I remember the feelings being quite enjoyable.
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Now, I ride the commuter train every day, but it is no big deal. Guess
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Chicago & Northwestern keeps their tracks in better shape than whatever that
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line was. Ah darn!
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Hugs,
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Lynn
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I think the trouble started when they went to continuous welded rail. Perhaps
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they lost half their passengers along with the bumpety-bumpety-bumps!
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Dear Peter:
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Maybe so. I do miss the good old days!
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Huggs,
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Lynn
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Dear Lynn
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There are, of course, some old lines still in operation.
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Do any other machines have a similar effect for you?
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Huggs ... Peter
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Dear Peter:
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Well, sure, the ones that are manufactured for that purpose <grin>. There
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is something else though. I am a musician and I play the viola. In my
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section, if I sit towards the back and on the inside, sometimes I end up
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sitting next to the contrabassoon.
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Now, there's an experience. I don't know if you ever heard one of those,
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but it is the lowest instrument in the orchestra, and the vibrations are very
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slow compared to any other instruments. You can feel it in your chair
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sometimes when you sit next to one. You never know in this world, do you?
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Huggs,
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Lynn
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Hmmmm ... I wonder what Gerard Hoffnung would have made of that one?
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<making a note to start a discussion of sexy musical instruments>.
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Dear Peter:
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Well, do you think violas are sexy?
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Huggs,
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Lynn
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It depends who's playing them, Lynn!
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Huggs .. Peter
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I've read a story of a woman who discovered that her washing machine was a
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great source of stimulation claimed to 'ride the corner of the machine' and as
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it shifted from wash to spin, she really got off on it. I've found that as my
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orbital sander and small, palm sander, would have great potential as vibrators
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but have yet to use them for it. I also think that the router is a generator of
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'good vibrations' but aren't we getting into a very dangerous area here?
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Orgasms from power equipment would surely be frowned on by OSHA!
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Lynn,
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I prefer the cello but I'll pay more attention to the viola henceforth!
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This might need referral to one of Howard & Martha's experts, but as talk here
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about good vibrations, I want to add that there are some rules that I think are
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valid:
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1) Mechanical vibrators, etc should not be used on breasts as the connective
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tissues are very delicate. Perhaps an application, conservative of course, to
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the nipples would cause no harm.
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2) As with all other activities, any part that is placed within the rectum/
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anus, should be nearly sterilized before insertion into any other area. Normal
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bacterial flora in the colon can be deadly when introduced into other body
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areas.
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3) Vibrators are like training wheels. They have their use, they're great fun,
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but you can't come to rely on them as they in no way match the capabilities of
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any human partner. Wish I could just plug myself in and go for hours!
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Dear Jim
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Does that mean that washing machines will now be delivered in plain brown
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delivery trucks?
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Perhaps the weekly wash can be fun after all! How about the Launderette as a
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place to take a date? It's supposed to be a good pick-up place! Perhaps now we
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know why!
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Best wishes .... Peter
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Well Peter, I think we need to down-size them a bit too. I suggested to my wife
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that she might enjoy the spin cycle but she demonstrated that she is 4" too
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short!
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Surely you could improvize in some way. Couldn't she stand on the laundry
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basket or something? It could make all the difference.
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If it becomes too much fun, she'll never come up and all of our clothes will be
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tattered from excessive wash & spin. I am thinking about introducing the top of
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my hand whilst holding the Black & Decker (B&D!) Palm Finshing Sander. Whe I do
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cabinet work with this thing my hand is numb afterwards. A report will follow,
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if this takes place! Well, don't any of the women here have any favorites??
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If that fails, get a pneumatic drill. If you can stand the noise, it certainly
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vibrates enough, as I can state from personal experience. Black and Decker
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can't compare with a full sized compressor and a concrete busting hammer. (No,
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no JAP jokes at this stage, please!)
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My favorite is still the shower massage. It leaves room for any number of
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alternatives.
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Dear Kathy
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I know that shower massages are very popular. There's a design of shower that
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offers all-round pulsating jets of water that must be a lot of fun.
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Do you enjoy jacuzzis? I've had mixed reports of their erotic potential.
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Peter
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Peter: I LOVE jacuzzis, especially when there aren't a lot of children running
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around the complex. I may be an exhibitionist, but even I have my limits. I
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hadn't heard about the all-round pulser jets, but Mr. W. says he has. Surprise,
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surprise, I learn something new about my new husband everyday! Kathy
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I once baptised 47 naked people in a jacuzzi once. Also did a marriage, sang a
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hymm or two, and a burial at sea. A dead bottle of Jack Danials as i recall.
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course i wasnt too sober at the time, but when I woke up the next morning (with
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not one, but 2 women I didnt know!) I was cluching a damp hotel Bible and a
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world class hangover. Arent engineering conventions fun??? The night wasnt much
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in the way of erotic, but it sure made a good war story.
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<cheers> Art
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How did you end up with *two* women at an *engineering* convention? That sounds
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plain greedy to me, considering the ratio of male to female engineers!
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That is what I never could figure out either! The real problem comes when I try
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to remember if I did anything with them. For the life of me I simply cant
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recall. The opportunity of a lifetime and I sleep through it! SIGH!!!!!
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<CHEERS> Art
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My wife wants to experiment with a vibrator. She's trying hard to
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overcome negative feelings and inhibitions, the few that she has left, but she
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doesn't think that she's ready to go buy one herself. So . . . what *I* need
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to know is what kind to get her? Anyone have any advice on brands, models,
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features or anything like that?
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Thanks in advance.
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. . Richard T.
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Dear Richard
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You may like to look at the file VIBRAT.THR in DL8. There is some discussion
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there.
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It is generally considered that battery versions are to be avoided. The mains
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ones are very popular. There is a more powerful feel to the vibration. Good
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Vibrations (see the DL for the address) is a store specializing in vibrators.
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They recommend the Hitachi Magic Wand. It is rather large and a little bit
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noisy, but very effective. They also offer a range of attachments, not made by
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Hitachi but compatible. There is another type that is much smaller and quieter.
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By the way, don't assume its just for your wife! You too can enjoy a vibrator.
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I found the Hitachi to be very effective: I didn't like the smaller type so
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much. One thing I found to be very intense was to have the vibrator applied
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while wearing a rubber. The rubber seemed to spread the vibration around in
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some way. The Hitachi is also powerful enough to be effective even through
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clothing, and that too can help to spread the vibration.
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Best wishes ..... Peter
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Don't get one shaped like a penis. Get a regular vibrator with all the
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attatchments. She will love it.....as will you! <grin>
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Thanks for the advice. Everyone seems to think the Hitachi Magic Wand is *it*.
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Since I live in Canada, I hope I canfdind one--with all the attachments.
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Perhaps i can order one from California, but sometimes exporters can be a
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little sktish about exporting things like that.
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. . Richard T.
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You can probably find the Hitachi in a departments store. The attachments you
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could probably order separately from Good Vibrations.
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I didn't know they made attachments for the magic wand. Who'd have thought
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they could improve on perfection. Buzzing along, Kathy
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Actually I'vealready ordered the Magic Wand and one attachment over the phone
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from Good Vibrations. The lady wanted to know if there was anything else I
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wanted. I had to answer that there might be, but that I didn't know what there
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was to want.
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Can hardly wait to see the catalog!
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. . Richard
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Perfection, eh? My wife is apparently in for a treat. Maybe I should be
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jealous
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<grin & shrig>
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. . . Richard T.
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Do let us know the results!
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Oh Richard, please don't be. My husband tells me that it's delightful for him,
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too. Just try it, for both of you. (smile) Kathy
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