44 lines
1.0 KiB
Standard ML
44 lines
1.0 KiB
Standard ML
CATTLISM
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Enhanced, Modified and Added to by Bruce T. Goldman
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A look at economics and philosphy discussed through the ownership of cows.
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You start off owning two cows.
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AGNOTICISM
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Are you sure you have two cows?
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ALTRUISM
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Get a job so you can feed the cows.
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BARTERING
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Trade one for dinner at a French Restaurant and trade the other for some
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plumbing repairs.
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CAPITALISM
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Sell one and buy a bull. Retain logo rights from Bordens.
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COMMUNISM
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Give them to the govenment and the government will give you some milk.
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EVANGLISM
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Threaten to kill the cows if donations aren't met.
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FACISM
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Give them to the government who will sell you the milk.
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LIBERTERIANISM
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Auction off the cows and buy a condiminum.
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NAZISM
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Give them to the government who will shoot you.
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NEW DEALISM
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Shoot one and milk the other. Pour the milk down the drain.
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SOCIALISM
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Give one to your neighbor.
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WELFARE
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Deny owning the cows, but sell the milk.
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