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EXCERPTS FROM THE "Z-PACK" COMPILED BY FRANK ZAPPA. THESE EXCERPTS
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(I.E. THIS FILE) TYPED, EDITED AND ANNOTATED BY KRISTI WACHTER. I HAVE
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DONE MY BEST TO KEEP TYPOS AT A MINIMUM; PLEASE FORGIVE MY MISTAKES. MY
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OWN NOTES AND COMMENTS APPEAR IN BRACKETS [].) YOU CAN GET YOUR OWN
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Z-PACK FROM INTERCONTINENTAL ABSURDITIES LTD., P O BOX 5265, NO.
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HOLLYWOOD, CA 91616-5265 - INCLUDE A LARGE ENVELOPE AND $1.50. My
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thanks to Gail Zappa for permission to retype and post this stuff. GET
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INVOLVED!
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OPENING LETTER
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Dear Friend,
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Here is the package we have prepared to assist you in any local effort
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you care to initiate in opposition the [sic] THE WIVES OF BIG BROTHER
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and their dangerous program.
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Included is the typical PMRC fund-raising letter. We want you to see
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for yourselves what their pitch is. If you agree with their point of
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view, do what their letter tells you to do. If you don't, use the
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addresses they have provided (people to complain to), and, instead of
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complaining, encourage them to broadcast things t hat YOU like. If they
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are not broadcasting enough of what YOU like, tell them what YOUR
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ENTERTAINMENT PREFERENCES ARE, and DEMAND MORE OF IT [sic]. If you
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don't make your feelings known, you are going to be stuck with watching
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and listening to the stuff THEY LIKE.
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Also included is a copy of my letter to the President and my CASHBOX
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editorial. Feel free to quote any of this material in letters you might
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write to your elected represent atives.
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The PMRC has a lot of nerve to ask for money...they are alread y very
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well funded, well connected, and seem to have the entire U.S. news media
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in their back pocket. This mailing, all legal fees, phone bills and
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travel costs connected with fighting this issue have been paid for out
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of profits from Barking Pumpkin record sales, and from Barfko-Swill mail
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order funds. We thank you for buying these items. Without the orders
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you have already placed, a real opposing view to this issue would never
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have been heard.
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Okay...it's up to you now. Don't let yourselves down.. Tak e some time
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and help protect YOUR Constitutional Rights. You know how to use a
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phone. You know how to write letters. Make some noise about this
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issue. Use YOUR imagination. DON'T BEND OVER FOR THE WIVES OF BIG
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BROTHER.
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Thanks,
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Frank Zappa
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(signed)
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Frank Zappa
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(written)
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Call us at 818-PUMPKIN for any other
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information.
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P.O. Box 5265, North Hollywood, CA 91616-5265 (213)
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764-0800
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CASHBOX GUEST EDITORIAL (NO DATE SHOWN)
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"EXTORTION, PURE AND SIMPLE..." An Open Letter To The Music Industry by
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Frank Zappa
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With all due respect to Stan Gortikov and the RIAA, I would like a few
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moments of your time to express my personal feelings regarding the
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unfortunate decision to bend over for the PMRC on the issue of album
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'identification'.
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First, let me say that I appreciate the difficult position the RIAA is
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in, and sympathize fully with the organization struggle to move
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legislation through Congress. The problem seems to be the Thurmond
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Committee. This is where the industry's proposed legislation will live
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or d ie. It is no secret that Mrs. Thurmond is a member of PMRC. What
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is apparently happening is a case of extortion, pure and simple: THE
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RIAA MUST TAP DANCE FOR THESE WASHINGTON WIVES OR THE INDUSTRY'S BILL
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WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF THEIR FAMOUS HUSBANDS.
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It is to the RIAA's credit that the bulk of PMRC's demands were
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rejected, however capitulation on the stickering issue will cause more
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problems than it will solve.
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The PMRC makes no secret of its intentions to use 'special relatio
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nships' to force this issue . In an interview on an Albany radio
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station, Mrs. Pam Howar made reference to a Mr. Fowler at the FCC,
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suggesting that some intervention by this agency might be in order,
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should the PMRC's other nefarious techniques fail. Did somebody rewrite
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the FCC charter while we weren't looking? What's going on here?
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These cultural terrorists are attempting to create a hostage situation.
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It is time to bring in the Delta Force...with a friendly reminder that
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extortion i s still an illegal act, that conspiracy to co mmit extortion
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is an illegal act, and that this issue goes beyond First Amendment
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considerations. We are witnessing a type of corrupt practice that must
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end. No person married or related to a government official should be
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permitted to waste the nation's time on ill-conceived housewife hobby
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projects such as this.
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The PMRC's case is totally without merit, based on a hodge-podge of
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fundamentalist frogwash and illogical conclusions. Sh rieking in terror
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at the thought of someone hearing references to mastur bation on a
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Prince record, the PMRC's members put on their 'guardian of the people'
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costumes and the media comes running. It is an unfortunate trend of the
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'80's that the slightest murmur from a special interest group
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(especially when it has friends in high places) causes a knee-jerk
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reaction of appeasement from a wide range of industries that ought to
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know better.
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If you are an artist reading this, think for a moment...did anyone ask
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you if you wanted to have the stigma of 'p otential filth' plopped onto
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your next release via this 'appeasement sticker?' If you are a
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songwriter, did anyone ask you if you wanted to spend the rest of your
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career modifying your lyric content to suit the spiritual needs of an
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imaginary eleven-year-old?
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The answer is, obviously, NO. In all of this, the main concern has been
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the business agenda of the major labels versus the egos and sexual
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neuroses of these vigilant ladies.
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A record company has the right to conduct its business and to make a
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profit, but not at the expense of the people who make the product
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possible...someone still has to write and perform THE MUSIC. The RIAA
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has taken what I feel to be a short-sighted approach to the issue. The
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'voluntary sticker' will not appease these creatures, nor will it grease
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the chute through the Thurmond committee. There are no promises or
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guarantees here; only threats and insinuations from PMRC.
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The RIAA has shown a certain disregard for the creative people of the
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industry in its eagerness to protect the revenues of the record com
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panies. Ladies and gentlemen, we are all in this together...when you
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watched the hostages on TV, didn't you sort of mumble to yourself,
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"Let's nuke 'em...?" The PMRC deserves nothing less (and the same to
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NMRC or any other censorship group with a broadcast blacklist in its
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back pocket).
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For the elected officials who sit idly by while their spouses run rabid
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with anti-sexual pseudo-Christian legislative fervor, there lurks the
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potential for the same sort of dumb emba rrassment caused by Billy
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Carter's fasc inating exploits. I do not deny anyone the right to their
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opinions on any matter...but when certain people's opinions have the
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potential to influence my life, and the lives of my children because of
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their special access to legislative machinery, I think it raises
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important questions of law. Ronald Reagan came to office with the
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proclaimed intention of getting the federal government off our backs.
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The secret agenda seems to be not to remove it , but to force certain
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people to wear it like a lampshade at a D.C. Tupperware party.
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Nobody looks good wearing brown lipstick. These creatures can hurt you.
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Their ignorance is like a virus. Get mad. Fight back. The Goldwater
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committee is hearing this matter on September 19. Use the phone. Use
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the telex. Demand that Congress deal with the substantive issue of
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connubial 'insider trading' and power-brokerage. Demand censure for
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those elected officials who participate. Demand fairness for the record
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industry's legislation in the Thurmond Committe e. Remind them that
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they have a duty to the people who elected them that takes priority over
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their domestic relationships.
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ARTICLE FROM THE LOS ANGELES TIMES, OCTOBER 24, 1985 ZAPPA TAKES ON THE
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U.S. SENATE IN 'PORN WARS' By Rip Rense
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Guess who "sings" on Frank Zappa's soon-to-be-released "Porn Wars"
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recording?
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None other than SEVEN members of the U.S. Senate, including Sen. Paula
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Hawkins (R-Fla.), Sen. Ernest (Fritz) Hollings (D-S.C.) and Sen. Albert
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A. Gore Jr. (D-Tenn.).
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Zappa has woven statements made by these of ficials at the Sept. 19
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Senate Commerce Committee hearing on so-called "porn rock" lyrics into a
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provocative 12-minute track that will appear on his upcoming "Frank
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Zappa vs. the Mothers of Prevention" album.
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"You testify before one of those Senate hearings and see how arrogant
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they are and what relative position they think they hold in the
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universe," Zappa said in the recording studio of his Laurel Canyon home.
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"They have blown themselves out of proportion to reality. There are a
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couple that ar e OK...Bu t there's no way I could have just walked away
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from Washington, D.C., and just laughed it off. It's too depressing."
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The avant-garde "Porn Wars" is an ambitious collage that blends
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electronic music and statements actually made to the committee and to
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Zappa, who testified against the Parents Music Resource Center's
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campaign against sex, violence and drug references in rock music.
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In the record, you hear:
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--Sen. Hawkins endlessly repeating the phrase, "Fire and chains and ot
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her objectionable tools of grat ification in some twisted minds."
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--Sen. Hollings saying, "Outrageous filth" and "maybe I could make a
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good rock star, I don't know."
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--Sen. Paul S. Trible Jr. (R-Va.) chanting the word, "Rape."
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--The Rev. Jeff Ling, consultant to the Parents Resource group, quoting
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"offensive" lyrics from an LP by the Mentors. Among the phrases: "I
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will drive my love into you."
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The irony of the song--which will be released Nov. 15 on Zappa's Barking
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Pumpkin labe l--is that officials who oppose what they consider obsce ne
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or pornographic images in rock find themselves describing many of those
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very images ON a rock LP.
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Poetic justice? Sweet revenge?
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Neither, according to Zappa; it's just art.
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"There are aspects of phase music employed (on the record)...It uses
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MUSIQUE CONCRETE techniques. It's kind of like a cubistic portrait of
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Congress at work...'Congress Descending a Staircase.'"
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The new track, which isn't likely to get much airplay because of its use
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of four-letter words, begins with preliminary co mments from sen ators
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and then seems to break away dramatically into a series of voices
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swirling, growling, chattering, chanting and wailing.
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After a pastiche of Hollings arpeggios and Trible trills, there is an
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abrupt quotation that was initially recorded for "Lumpy Gravy," Zappa's
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1968 ballet: "This must be the end of the world. All the people (are)
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turning into pigs and ponies. I can't let it happen to me."
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In reply to a senator's question about why the hearings are being held,
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Zappa's disfigured voice chants "sex. ..sex...sex," while Ling--again
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reading a Mentors lyric--declares, "Listen, you little slut."
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One of the hearing's most celebrated moments--an exchange between Zappa
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and Hawkins over what kind of toys Zappa buys for his kids--is saluted
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in the recording, as well as a compliment to the rock musician by
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Democrat Gore of Tennessee, "I respect you as a true original and as a
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tremendously talented musician." The latter is punctuated by
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Hollings--at near-Chipmunk tone--repeating the line about his becomin g
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a ro ck star.
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The work concludes with Hollings' apparent aside into the open
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microphone at the end of Zappa's appearance: "We haven't got 'em
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whipped on this one yet. We've got a bear by the tail here..." The
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remarks are followed by ominous, fading chords.
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Are there any legal problems in using the voices?
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Presumably not, according to Zappa. He said, smiling, "You bet I called
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a lawyer on it."
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The founder of the Mothers of Invention said he is also producing an
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hourlong v ideo for home use covering key mom ents in the hearings.
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On "Porn Wars," Zappa programmed the voices into a digital computer
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system keyboard, which allowed him to "play" the voices in registers
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ranging from "gorilla" to "munchkin" to "mega-chipmunk" to "mosquito."
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Does he think the humorous recording unfairly satirizes the senators'
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views?
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"Not at all," he said, without reservation. "You could (just read their
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remarks in) the Congressional Record and have gotten the same charge. I
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just did a little grunt work to dig up some of the more amusing lines
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and stick them in a package that will hopefully make sense to a
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rock'n'roll consumer, and maybe make them concerned about what kind of
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people there are in Washington."
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He chuckled.
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"Hmm. Maybe a better name would be 'Congress Eats the Young.'"
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LETTER FROM FRANK ZAPPA TO PRESIDENT REAGAN
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By Federal Express
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29 August 1985
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Ronald Reagan, President of the United States The White House 1600
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Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, D.C. 20500
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Mr. President,
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Even though I disagree strongly with man y administration policies, I
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have never doubted your personal views on Basic Constitutional Issues
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are sincere.
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I would like to know your opinion of the record censorship program
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sponsored by the PMRC, an organization involving the wives of elected
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governmental officials. Do you asupport [sic] this effort? If so, have
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you considered the basic issue of fairness when a pet project, likely to
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result in legislative action that will restrain trade and affect the
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lives of millions of Americans, is promoted by the spouse of an elected
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official and rushed to a Senate hearing while important national
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business waits in the wings? Is it fair that people not fortunate
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enough to be married to a D.C. Superstar have to keep their mouths shut
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while 'THE WASHINGTON WIVES' diddle with the legislative machinery?
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The PMRC is an unlicensed lobbying group, comporting itself
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outrageously. While threatening an entire industry with the wrath of
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their husbands' powerful c ommittees, they blithely spew frogwash and
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innuendo with t he assistance of an utterly captivated media. When the
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PMRC's proposal leaps to a full committee hearing September 19th, an
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unfortunate precedent will be set.
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If you support the PMRC (or the NMRC or any other Fundamentalist
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Pressure Groups) in their efforts to perpetuate the myth that SEX EQUALS
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SIN, you will help to institutionalize the neurotic misconception that
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keeps pornographers in business.
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By attempting to remove all references to sexuality from media consumed
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by young people, the PMRC, contrary to its stated goals, will create an
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atmosphere of ignorance that benefits the child molester, not the child.
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In a nation where deranged pressure groups fight for the removal of
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sexual education from public schools, and parents know so little about
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sex that they have to call Dr. Ruth on TV for answers to rudimentary
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anatomical questions, it would seem infinitely more responsible for
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these esteemed wives and mothers to demand a full-scale Congressional
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demys tification of the subject.
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Are we headed toward a time when descriptions of sexual behavior in
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entertainment media can be obtained only by employing a lawyer to
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petition under the Freedom Of Information Act? Must all sexual
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practices in the United States be tested and approved by The Moral
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Majority? When they test them, do we get to watch?
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Assuming, for argument's sake, that the basic premise of the PMRC's
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effort is to shield people in a certain age bracket from exposure to
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various f orms of UNDESIRABLE INFORMATION, the proposition is grossly
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inequitable since it singles out Rock Music as the villain.
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Country Music contains references to sex, violence, alcohol and the
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devil, yet the PMRC is not requesting a warning label on THESE records.
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Could it be that a certain Senatorial husband and wife team from
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Tennessee has concocted this issue as an affirmative action program to
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benefit the suffering multitudes in Nashville? Surely there are other
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ways to protect this vital source of Tennessee state revenue.
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Is there anyone in the PMRC who can differentiate i nfallibly between
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rock and country music? Artists in both fields have crossed stylistic
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lines, even within an individual album. If an album is part rock, part
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country, what sort of label does it get? Is this determination to be
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made according to the state in which the material was recorded?
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The PMRC wants ratings to start as of the date of their enactment. What
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will be the status of those recordings remaining from the Golden Era
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prior to censorship? Do they become collector's items...or will the
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gover nment order them burned in a public ceremony, somewhere in
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Virginia?
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If, as they suggest, hearing a certain type of music can cause UNWANTED
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BEHAVIOR, then anyone who has heard a Beatles or a Beachboys record is
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in danger. Those were Charles Manson's favorite groups.
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Wagner's influence on Hitler is well documented. Shouldn't the PMRC
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consider a big red "M" for those classical works favored by
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Megalomaniacs? What if statistics become available showing a marked
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preference for Wayne Newton and Barry Manil ow among convicted
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white-collar felons?
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Fundamentalist Christianity is not a State Religion. The PMRC's request
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for labels regarding sexually explicit lyrics, violence, drugs, alcohol,
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and occult content reads like a catalog of phenomena abhorrent to
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practitioners of that faith. Is the PMRC aware of the Muslim
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affiliations of some black performers? If they should suddenly decide
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to record lyrics advocating the violent overthrow of America in the name
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of Allah, will the PMRC's labels deter a nation of se mi-literates from
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learning an exciting new dance called 'The Funky Jihad'? Will the PMRC
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wish they had used the big red "M" to warn of Muslim Content?
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The establishment of a rating system, voluntary or otherwise, sets the
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stage for an endless series of 'control programs' based on 'Things
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Certain Christians Don't Like'. What if the next bunch of Washington
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Wives demands a large yellow "J" on all material written or performed by
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Jews, in order to save helpless children from exposure to 'concealed Zio
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nist d octrine'? How long will it take till somebody else's wife
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demands that composers and performers wear a Special Arm Band at all
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times in public, reflecting the stigma of their category rating?
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The PMRC has demanded that the record companies 'reassess' the contracts
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of those groups who do things on stage that they don't approve of.
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GROUPS are comprised of INDIVIDUALS. If one guy wiggles too much, does
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the whole band get an "X"? If the group gets dropped from the label
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because of the "X", do the other guy s in the group who weren't wiggling
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get to sue the guy who wiggled because he ruined their careers?
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Should the individual musicians be rated? If so, who is qualified to
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determine if the BASS PLAYER behaves like an "O", the GUITAR PLAYER
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behaves like an "X", the VOCALIST behaves like a "D/A", or the DRUMMER
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behaves like a "V"? Will unscrupulous performers voluntarily rate
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themselves "B/A" (Born Again), in order to protect their careers and
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differentiate themselve s from the rest of the Stigmatized Scum whe n
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they shoot the next "Let's Go Pretend To Feed Somebody" video?
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It was a sad day for composers, performers and record retailers when the
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major labels agreed to the first of PMRC's absurd demands.
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Why did they agree? The record industry bills (H.R. 3163 and H.R. 2911)
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regarding tape royalties and piracy must pass through Senator Thurmond's
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Committee. With Mrs. Thurmond a member of PMRC, the industry was hardly
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in a position to express their true feelings on the matter. After broad
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hints of 'legislative strangulation', the major labels attempted a
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comprise. "Not GOOD enough!" said the Washington Wives, pressing for
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legislation to control "satanistic or occult content".
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A composer or performer stigmatized by the "O" rating winds up on the
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Ultimate Blacklist. All it might take is a song with a reference to
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someone's astrological sign. What legal hazards lurk then for the
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unfortunate retailer who sells "O" rated records? If he sells one to
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somebody he's not supposed to, does he get the red-hot tweezers or what?
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The PMRC's program protects country musicians, not children. It is
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mechanically unworkable from a listening/rating standpoint, considering
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the quantity of recorded material released each year. If enacted,
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American Musical Culture will become a hostage in the Beige Zone,
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somewhere between the Salem Witchcraft Trials and The McCarthy Era.
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facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are, in my opinion,
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more dangerous than songwr iters who celebrate sexuality. The facts
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simply do not support the PMRC's outlandish claims. This is more than a
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First Amendment Issue. Freedom of religious thought (if this matter
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produces legislation determining what is 'occult'), the right to
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assemble (if these idiotic ratings extend to live concerts), and the
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right to due process for composers, performers and retailers (if the
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major labels proceed with 'album identification', in violation of
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existing contracts) are all jeopardized by PMRC's demands.
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I submit that elected officials hav e a spiritual and fiduciary duty to
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their constituents that takes precedent over the whims of their spouses.
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How many other costly and ill-conceived governmental programs have been
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generated in this manner and dumped onto the shoulders of American
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Business?
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Those involved in this sort of 'connubial insider trading', if not
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subject to prosecution under existing law, ought to be disciplined by
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their peers...or perhaps they should take their own medicine and
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VOLUNTARILY RATE THEMSE LVES. It shouldn't be too hard to determine who
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deserv es the Congressional "X", the Congressional ?D/A", or the
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Congressional "V". It's hard to imagine a Congressional "O", but there
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must be a few on somebody's committee.
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The PMRC loudly decries the label of censorship when it is applied to
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their plan. Jesse Jackson reminded Jerry Falwell in a recent CNN debate
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that "You do not judge a tree by the bark it wears, but by the fruit it
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bears..."
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Mr. President, if you are not serious about getting government off our
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backs, could you at leas t do something about getting it out of our
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nostrils? There seems to be a lethal cloud of brimstone and mildewed
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bunting rising form the Senate floor.
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I do not expect a reply to this letter, however, any public statement
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from you on this matter would be greatly appreciated.
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Thank you,
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Frank Zappa (signed)
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FZ/ws
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IT'S NOT OVER YET, FOLKS by Frank Zappa
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Okay...the 'hearing' is over...you think it's all going to fade into the
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sunset now, right? Not quite. The GOOD NEWS is the PMRC has given up o
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n all demands EXCEPT that SOM E KIND OF SYMBOL APPEARS ON THE FRONT OF
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AN ALBUM WITH 'UNDESIRABLE CONTENT'. That's right. Just a 'tiny little
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symbol' on the front. Is this too much to ask? YOU BET IT IS!
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That 'tiny little symbol' still requires somebody else to decide what
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those lyrics mean, and whether or not they are 'filthy'. This
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determination is the responsibility of individual parents making
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decisions based on standards in their community, not those of a record
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executi ve in New York or Hollywood.
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Most of you did not see or hear what really happened during the
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'hearing'. There was quite a bit of 'news management' taking place,
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especially regarding my testimony. CNN viewers saw only the
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semi-apoplectic Senator Gorton denouncing me for my 'Constitutional
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ignorance'.
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Under the 'hearing' rules, I was not allowed to say anything in
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response, however, I would like to take this opportunity to remind him
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that although I flunked just about everything else in high school, I did
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get an "A" in Civics, and secondly, if he wan ted to tell me I was just
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an ignorant musician, why didn't he use the Koppel method and say, "Now,
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Mr. Zappa, you're an intelligent man..." Anybody who gets that
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recitation from Ted twice in one episode of Nightline has surely been
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told how stupid he is.
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Since the media coverage was enormous, including foreign press, I began
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my testimony with a 'reference reading' of The First Amendment so that
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people outside the U.S. might understand what we were discussing, and to
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remind vermin like Senator Gorton that, in spite o f their bizarre
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interpretation, this 'historical document' was still in existence. The
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'hearing' lasted about 5 hours. The 'denouncement' was the only thing
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offered by Gorton during the whole event. No questions. No debate.
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Just a photo opportunity for another Congressional bozo.
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Since my written speech would have lasted longer than the 10 minutes I
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was allotted, I read a short version. The full version prepared
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testimony. After reading it, I propos ed a solution to the whole matter,
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based on a sugge stion from my attorney, Larry Stein. Senator Hollings
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(the one who said "IF I COULD DO AWAY WITH ALL OF THIS MUSIC
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CONSTITUTIONALLY, I WOULD ...") said, in the hearing, on the record,
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that he preferred my proposal to the PMRC rating idea. You never heard
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about it, did you?
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This revolutionary proposal is very simple. No rating. No sticker. No
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committee decisions. Let the parent decide after reading the lyrics.
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The lyrics would be printed on a sheet of white paper (preferably with a
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First Amendm ent Re minder at the top of the page), under the
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shrink-wrap on the back of the album. For cassettes, an accordion-fold.
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Since they asked for it, we'll let the PMRC figure out how to PAY for
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it. The royalties to writers and publishers must be paid at the
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statutory rate. The cost of printing must be paid. Once the album
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leaves the store with this information on it, you can't bring it back.
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Any kind of warning system is going to cost money. This one puts the
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responsibili ty for the decision of what is clean or dirty where it
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belongs: in the hands of the parents. IF MILLIONS OF PARENTS REALLY
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WANT THIS, THEN FUNDING IT SHOULD NOT BE A PROBLEM. If not: most
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record stores still have a CHILDREN'S SECTION. You can always shop
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there. ARTICLE FROM BILLBOARD DATED FEB. 15, 1986
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MARYLAND ASSEMBLY MULLS BILL ON RECORD OBSCENITY
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by Bill Holland
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ANNAPOLIS, Md. The Maryland State Assembly is considering a bill that
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would make it a crime - punishable by fine or jail term - for a retailer
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to sell an audio recording co ntaining obscene lyrics to a minor.
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Should the measure become law - and sources say it has a good chance -
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it would become the first obscenity law in the country to prohibit the
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sale of state-defined X-rated records and audio tapes to minors.
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The measure, an amendment to a long-standing Maryland law forbidding the
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sale of obscene books, magazines and, more recently, videocassettes to
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persons under 18, was introduced last month by Democratic Delegate
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Judith Toth. Toth represents both rural an d affluent su burban
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constituents in upper Montgomery County.
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The bill has already gone through a Jan. 14 hearing. No one spoke in
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opposition, and area dealers say they did not learn about the hearing
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until afterwards.
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"Dealers have called me and said, 'Hey, what's going on here, I could go
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to jail'," says Toth. "I tell them, 'That's right, you could go to
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jail'."
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A spokesman for the National Assn. of Recording Merchandisers (NARM)
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says that the hearing also caught them by surp rise, although the group
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has since sent out both a mailgram and a letter explaining the content
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of the bill to area members.
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Toth is not sympathetic to dealer alarm. "There's no excuse for their
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lobbyists not picking this up," she says. "They're paid very well to
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monitor these things. We notified the press several times about the
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hearing."
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Asked if she made any direct contact with Maryland dealers and
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distributors to invite them to the hearing, she answered, "We're not
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under a ny obligation to let our opponents know."
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The measure, H.B. 111, is "high on the voting list" in the House
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Judiciary Committee, and committee vote is expected on the measure by
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the middle of this week. If it passes, it will go to the floor of the
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House, and then to the Senate side for a hearing in March. Because of
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the 90-day Maryland session schedule, the bill will have to be voted on
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by April 7.
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While some industry sources say that chance of passage is not at all
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assured, others point to Toth's success in getting a similar amendment
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passed in the 1984 session which imposes a maximum first-time fine of
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$1,000 and jail term of one year to any dealer who rents or sells an
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X-rated video to a minor.
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Toth says she received a packet of material, including offensive song
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lyrics, from the Parents Music Resource Center (PMRC), the
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headline-making mothers' group that negotiated a compromise agreement on
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the issue of controversial lyrics with Recording Industry Assn. of
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America (RIAA) member companies last fall (Billboard, Nov. 9). She then
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too k the package around to other mem bers. "I didn't even Xerox that
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stuff," she says.
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She and her staff have also visited several area record stores. "They
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told us, 'Hey, we don't carry that kind of stuff,' but we went down the
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line with them and there they were," she says. She mentions albums by
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Twisted Sister, Marvin Gaye, W.A.S.P. and the Tubes as examples.
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Toth says the purpose of the measure is not to go after dealers. "We're
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not going to waste our time going after some little dealer; we'd go
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after the manufacturer to keep up their agreement [with the PMRC] and to
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make sure that such material is clearly labeled."
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She says that "Maryland has a fairly liberal court system, and something
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would have to be grossly objectionable - a clear-cut case - for the
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state's attorney to step in."
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Local dealer reaction was angry. "It's ludicrous," says Howard
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Applebaum, owner of the Kemp Mill Records chain, which has 15 stores in
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Maryland. "Obscenity by whose standards? I'm not prepared to be the
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arbiter of what's obscene or not." Appl ebaum say s he is going to call
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Toth's office and talk over the content of the bill, and will call other
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local chain owners.
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David Blaine, general manager of Waxie Maxie's, with 13 Maryland
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outlets, says the bill misses the mark: "Retailers are not the arbiters
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of public taste."
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Senior NARM officials were attending a seminar in Los Angeles and could
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not be reached for comment.
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The bill would amend Article 27, Section 419 of the Maryland State Code
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to make it illegal to rent , sell or otherwise disseminate obscene
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material relating to phonograph recordings, magnetic tape, CDs and laser
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disks to anyone under the age of 18.
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Penalties for first-time offenders could be as high as $1,000 or one
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year in jail; repeat offenders could face a $5,000 fine or three years
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in jail.
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Executives of several smaller chains say they didn't even know about the
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existence of the proposal. "This is the first I've heard of it," says
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Page Wiencek, owner of Penguin Feather, a Virgin ia- and
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Washington-based outfit with three Maryland stores.
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ARTICLE FROM DAILY VARIETY DATED WED., FEB. 12, 1986
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PMRC TAKES 'PORN ROCK' SLIDE SHOW ON THE ROAD
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by Henry Schipper
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The Parents Music Resource Center, which last year wrested a "porn rock"
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record labeling agreement from the major diskeries, is still intact and
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active. Indeed, instead of resting on its laurels and closing shop, the
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group has quietly set about pursuing a grass-roots campaign to alert
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localities nation-wide of the allegedly pornographic dangers of rock.
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In place of a h igh-profile media -intensive effort, which climaxed last
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September in Congressional hearings on the subject, the PMRC has been
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sending speakers, armed with an up-to-date "porn rock" slide show, to
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parents groups around the country.
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Thus far, the PMRC has been receiving approximately 20-25 requests a
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week for its speaker/show, but those requests - and the PMRC's overall
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campaign - could intensify greatly as the group tries to work its way
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into the 24,000 branch network of t he Parents Teachers Association.
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The PTA, main ally of the PMRC in last year's labeling fight, has agreed
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to cooperate with the latter group in its "educational" drive. PTA
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president Ann Kahn recently met with PMRC leaders and subsequently sent
|
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a letter to the 50 PTA state chapters asking them to tell all local PTAs
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that the PMRC slide show is "available without cost . . . to any PTA
|
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council which requests (it)."
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A second letter, this one sent to the PTA's vast network of local
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branches, will inform them directly of the PMRC's "continuous awaren ess
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progra m," a PTA spokesperson said. Second mailing is set for March.
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"We're working in conjunction with the PTA, trying to get a system where
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the slide show will be available all over the country," Susan Baker,
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founding member of the PMRC and wife of treasury secretary James Baker,
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told DAILY VARIETY.
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"That's how we hope to get the slide show around. The PTA has 5,600,000
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members, and there's a real interest and commitment on their part that
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parents be aware."
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Only hitch i n the widescale PTA-PMRC program is f unding, with money
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for reproduction of the slide show and traveling expenses as yet
|
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uncertain, Baker said.
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According to Baker, PMRC's ongoing efforts are aimed at educating
|
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parents about the "violent and explicit lyrics in rock music," and
|
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building a ground-up movement to pressure record companies, radio
|
|
stations, artists and corporate sponsors to create, sell and support
|
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inoffensive product.
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"We're trying to activate 'em (the parents). We're te lling them to
|
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listen to rock stations in cars when they driv e and if they hear
|
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something offensive, to call the stations. This needs to be done on a
|
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grassroots level," Baker said.
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One apparently direct result of the PMRC's ongoing efforts is the recent
|
|
introduction in the Maryland Senate of a bill that would make it a crime
|
|
to sell state-defined X-rated records to a minor (DAILY VARIETY, Feb.
|
|
11). Bill was introduced last month by Democratic Delegate Judith Toth
|
|
after she received a packet of material, including allegedly porn
|
|
lyrics, from the PMRC .
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Latest updat e of the PMRC slide show includes recent releases by death
|
|
metal group Exodus and WASP, latter of which, Baker noted, recently
|
|
landed a lucrative pact with Capitol Records, and an LP by the
|
|
California-based punkish Dead Kennedys. LP contains a poster,
|
|
graphically depicting the sexual act, that Baker described as "shocking"
|
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and "obscene."
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ARTICLE FROM BAM, DATED FEB. 28, 1986
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FROM THE LETTERS COLUMN
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WHO'S SAVING WHOM?
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I realize that you are probably tired of receiv ing letters about the
|
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P.M.R.C.. Howev er, as the mother of two teenagers, I would like to
|
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express an opinion. A year ago, parents such as myself were concerned
|
|
that their children were listening to Prince and Madonna. However,
|
|
since the P.M.R.C. suggested that albums be labeled, record companies
|
|
have taken full advantage of the situation. Last week, I found an album
|
|
called SATAN'S REVENGE under my 14-year-old's bed. It was enough bait
|
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to arouse the interest of any rebellious teenager.
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Since the P.M.R.C. got involved in the music industry, nothing has
|
|
changed except that it is easier for people to spot albums with
|
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objectionable contents. This may explain why my teenage boys have
|
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switched from listening to Madonna and Prince to Slayer and Executioner.
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Mrs. Robert L. Hutchins North Hollywood
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