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102 lines
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Feb. 24th, 1990
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TL Here. First off, I want it known, I am not longer TL or The Timelord, but
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rather The Slavelord. Good, got it? Great. You can also call me master. Why
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the handle change you ask? Well I am now the Slave Driver for The Humble Guys.
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If you are reading this, then you are reading an application to be a Slave
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for THG. Got it? Good. Let's continue.
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First off, being a THG slave is very simple, prestigious, and alot of
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fun. How can being a slave be prestigious? Well simple, slaves will have THG
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wares FIRST. And since THG puts out ALL WARES FIRST, then you of course will
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have first dibs on the wares. Also, being a slave is an Anonymous job. Your
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handle will be simply Humble Slave#xx (where xx is the slave number). However,
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like the marines, we are looking for a few good slaves. There are also a few
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basic rules to being a THG slave. Most important, remember that myself and ALL
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THG members are to be treated as God's. We are your patron diety. Number 2,
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you will do anything we ask. If that means name your first born son after us,
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then do it. As a matter of fact, I want you all to name your first born son
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SL. Got it? Good. Now, how do you become a THG slave? This is the easy part.
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Just fill out the application here and send it to either one of these fine
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boards:
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The Slave Den
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[9O4] 376 1117
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SysOp: The Slavelord
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Candyland \ The Humble Guys / Tye Die Control Center
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[615] 333 6561 / World Headquarters \ [615] 832 9277
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All of these boards runs at 9600 HST speeds (lock in at 38.4 if you have a
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16550 UART chip and a 14.4 or DS). Now, lets get to the application.
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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Application to be bonded into SLAVERY
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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What is your handle :_________________________
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What is your REAL NAME :_________________________
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What is your home phone #:_________________________
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What is your date of birth:__/__/__
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What is the make and model of your modem:_____________________________
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List the top boards you are on and their phone numbers (5 lines)
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Board Name Board Number SysOp
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1) ________________________ (___)___-____ _____________________
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2) ________________________ (___)___-____ _____________________
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3) ________________________ (___)___-____ _____________________
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4) ________________________ (___)___-____ _____________________
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5) ________________________ (___)___-____ _____________________
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Now we have some personal questions to ask you to make sure that you are
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slave quality.
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1) If I asked you to jump, what would your reply be? ________________________
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2) Do you believe in the use of K-Y jelly, or do you like it straight up? ___
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3) As a slave, would you be willing to sell your mother into prostitution
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if I told you to do so? ___
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4) As a slave, if I told you to send me your computer, would you? ___
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Now it is essay times kiddies, this essay is real simple. Just go ahead
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and tell me WHY I should even go and consider you as a slave.
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Subject:____________________________________
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To :The Slavelord
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______________________________________________________________________
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Good, now that you have successfully finished filling out this application,
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make sure to send it to one of the 3 boards listed above. Make sure to
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leave it for The Slavelord.
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The Slavelord
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