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131 lines
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| Thrashing Ma... |
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| Written By: BABY DEMON |
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| of the: |
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| SHADOW BROTHERHOOD and NEON KNIGHTS |
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| Rock 'N' Roll Hell - [503] 253-5300 |
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| Metalland West 10m - [503] 538-0761 |
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| The Grand Illusion - [503] 665-0539 |
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| The Phreakhouse 4d - [503] 684-0548 |
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| [2/22/86] [9:59pm] |
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| This file will explain a few dif- |
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| ferent ways to get past Ma Bell's |
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| operators, and other flaws... |
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| THRASH #1: |
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| Go to a payfone and raise as much |
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| hell as you can conjure...Call the |
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| operator and say you paid a quarter |
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| and called a number, but heard a |
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| bunch of clicks, and weren't con- |
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| nected, but instead recieved a dial |
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| tone...Say that you didn't recieve |
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| either the call, or the quarter... |
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| Act like you're pissed off, and in |
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| a hurry...Say you haven't got any |
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| more money, and it's mandatory that |
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| your call gets through...If they |
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| ask if the other party will accept |
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| a collect call, say no because they |
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| don't know you, but the call still |
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| must get through...Bitch about the |
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| hassle you're having to go through |
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| to get a God damn call through... |
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| The operator will then do either of |
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| the following things...She will ask |
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| you where you are trying to call, |
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| or if she's a real bitch will put |
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| you through to a refund operator... |
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| The coin refund operator can't for- |
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| ward a call, all she can do is give |
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| you a check for your quarter in the |
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| mail...The fone company sends SLOW |
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| mail, but if you want to wait, take |
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| the quarter too...If you don't want |
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| to be bullshitted around by some |
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| brainless refund operator, say you |
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| need a call now, and tell her to |
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| connect you with the operator who |
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| can make a call for you (TSPS)... |
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| Now, it's up to you to feed the |
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| same shit to her, say that you've |
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| already been sent to the refund op- |
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| erator 2 times, and it's wasted 10 |
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| minutes of valuable time...One out |
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| of about every 2-3 will fall for |
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| this shit...Good luck... |
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| THRASH #2: |
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| You're bored and pissed off, you |
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| want to call up a cool rag board |
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| and bitch someone out, but ALL the |
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| boards are busy...You know some |
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| blood-sucking-parasite who uses an |
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| Atari and his real name is on the |
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| board, sucking every message on it |
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| dry...Here's a 50 -- 50 chance to |
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| cut the asshole off, and put your- |
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| self on...Use an emergency inter- |
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| rupt on the line, it won't cost |
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| anything, since the operator will |
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| report back to you, "I'm sorry, |
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| there seems to be trouble on the |
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| line, I'll have to report it."... |
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| You now hang-up, and call the board |
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| hoping the asshole wasn't in trans- |
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| fer mode (it doesn't work in trans- |
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| fer mode)... |
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| THRASH #3: |
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| You're bored again, and want to |
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| trip out on some operators...Call |
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| your long distance operator and say |
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| you want to get the over-seas DAO |
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| for (somewhere you make up) lets |
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| say West Germany...She will ask for |
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| the persons name, use something |
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| reasonable like "Heinz Kreitz"... |
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| She sometimes asks for a city there |
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| too, so know that...Finally, you |
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| will be connected with some nazi- |
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| sounding dude, your operator will |
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| look like a bigger dumb-shit than |
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| she really is by giving the other |
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| operator false info...Well, not the |
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| greatest, but what the hell... |
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| THRASH #4: |
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| Go to a payfone, a fone center |
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| store, or a large department store |
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| (one where no clerks are around |
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| listening to you)...Bitch out the |
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| operator for anything...Good topics |
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| for me have been all the different |
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| LDC's, the break-up between fone |
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| companies, fone bills, shitty ser- |
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| vice, shitty lines, etc...Ask who |
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| you're talking to "just in case you |
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| need to call back"...Argue with her |
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| aiming to get the bitch to say the |
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| wrong thing to you (like "you're an |
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| asshole!"...If so, try to bribe her |
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| for something (like calls)...Say |
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| you want to talk to her supervisor, |
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| threatening to take her job away, |
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| she just might give in...I've been |
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| working for this goal in the past, |
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| but unfortunately have been unsuc- |
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| cessful...If you are, let me know |
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| by calling Rock 'N' Roll Hell, or |
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| any other board listed above... |
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