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Edited by James Bond written by some morons.
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Pyro Files!!!!
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To all people who don't believe in giving the phone company 25 cents for a
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call, or even a dime, this is for you.
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I don't know about the rest of the country but here in N.Y.C. they have
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armoured the pay-phones with steel plates surrounding the bottom half of the
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phone. This sheild will withstand any attack by M-80's, block-busters,
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super-blockbusters, ash-cans, pineapples, etc...... (Except Dynamite) to
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destroy this plating and most of the bottom half of the phone, use the
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following device.
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First you must blow out the hing on the coin return slot. This can be done
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with most conventional weapons such as a block-buster. Then, take a 6 inch
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section of the same type of bendable metal tubing that surrounds the wire to
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the reciever, but it must be at least 1 inch in diameter.
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Then, solder a piece of sheet metal on to one side of the tube to seal that
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side. Then fill the tube with the same flash-powder used in block-busters and
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fill that end with strong epoxy to seal it.
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One thing I forgot to mention, before soldering the round peice of sheet
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metal to the tube, drill a small hole in it just big enough to fit a peice of
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demolition fuse through. Then put the peice through before filling it.Seal the
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edges of the fuse with the same epoxy used to seal the opposite end of the
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tube.
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Then, when complete, shove the thing up into the coin slot with the epoxy end
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going in first.
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Next thing you know you've got dimes, nickels, and quarters falling all
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around you.
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