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68 lines
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--*= The Blotto Box =*--
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The Blotto Box is every phreaks dream... you could hold AT&T down on it's
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knee's with this device. Because, quite simply, it can turn off the phone
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lines everywhere. Nothing. Blotto. No calls will be allowed out of an area
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code, and no calls will be allowed in. No calls can be made inside it for that
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matter. As long as the switchhing system stays the same, this box will not
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stop at a mere area code. It will stop at nothing. The electrical impulses
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that emit from this box will open every line. Every line will ring and ring
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and ring... the voltage will never be cut off until the box/ generator is
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stopped. This is no 200 volt job, here. We are talking GENERATOR. Every phone
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line will continue to ring, and people close to the box may be electricuted if
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they pick up the phone.
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But, the Blotto Box can be stopped by merely cutting of the line or
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generator. If they are cut off then nothing will emit any longer. It will take
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a while for the box to calm back down again, but that is merely a superficial
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aftereffect. Once again: Construction and use of this box is not advised! The
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Blotto Box will continue as long as there is electricity to continue with.
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OK, that is what it does, now, here are some interesting things for you to
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do with it...
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--*-=> The Blotto Box Functions and Installation <=-*--
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Once you have installed your Blotto, there is no turning back. The
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following are the instructions for construction and use of this box. Please
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read and heed all warnings in the above section before you attempt to
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construct this box.
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Materials:
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- A Honda portable generator or a main power outlet like in a
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stadium or some such place.
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- A radio shack cord set for 400 volts that splices a female
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plug into a phone line jack.
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- A meter of voltage to attach to the box itself.
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- A green base (i.e. one of the nice boxes about 3' by 4' that
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you see around in your neighborhood. They are the main switch
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boards and would be a more effective line to start with.
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or: A regular phone jack (not your own, and not in your area
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code!
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- A soudering iron and much souder.
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- A remote control or long wooden pole.
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Now. You must have guessed the construction from that. If not, here goes,
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I will explain in detail. Take the Honda Portable Generator and all of the
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other listed equiptment and go out and hunt for a green base. Make sure it is
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one on the ground or hanging at head level from a pole, not the huge ones at
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the top of telephone poles. Open it up with anything convienent, if you are
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two feeble that fuck don't try this. Take a look inside... you are hunting
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for color-coordinating lines of green and red. Now, take out your radio shack
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cord and rip the meter thing off. Replace it with the voltage meter about. A
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good level to set the voltage to is about 1000 volts. Now, attach the voltage
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meter to the cord and set the limit for one thousand. Plug the other end of
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the cord into the generator. Take the phone jack and splice the jack part
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off. Open it up and match the red and green wires with the other red and green
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wires. NOTE: If you just had the generator on and have done this in the
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correct order, you will be a crispy critter. Keep the generator off until you
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plan to start it up. Now, sauder those lines together carefully. Wrap duck
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tape or insultation tape around all of the wires. Now, place the remote
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control right on to the startup of the generator. If you have the long pole,
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make sure it is very long and stand back as far away as you can get and reach
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the pole over. NOTICE: If you are going right along with this without reading
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the file first, you sill realize now tHat your area code is about to become
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null! Then, getting back, twitch the pole/remote control and run for your
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damn life. Anywhere, just get away from it. It will be generating so much
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electricity that if you stand to close you will kill yourself. The generator
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will smoke, etc. but will not stop. You are now killing your area code,
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because all of that energy is spreading through all of the phone lines around
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you in every direction.
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Have a nice day!
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