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[Some discordian fun for the whole family :)]
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-=THE TURKEY CURSE=-
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Revealed by the Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo as a specific counter to
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the evil of the Curse of Greyface, the Turkey Curse is here passed
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on to Erisians everywhere for their just protection.
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[The Turkey Curse works. It is firmly grounded on the fact that
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Greyface and his followers absolutely require an anerisitic
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setting to function and that a timely introduction of eristic
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vibrations will neutralize their foundation. The Turkey Curse is
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designed solely to counteract >negative< anerisitic vibes and if
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introduced into a neutral or positive aneristic setting (like a
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poet working out word rhythms) it will prove harmless, or at
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worst, annoying. It is not designed for use against negative
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>eristic< vibes, although it can be used an eristic vehicle to
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introduce postive vibes into a misguided eristic setting. In this
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instance, it would be responsibility of the Erisian Magician to
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manufacture the positive vibrations if results are to be achieved.
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CAUTION - all magic is powerful and requires courage and integrity
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on the part of the magician. This ritual, if misused, can
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backfire. Positive motivation is essential for self-protection.]
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TO PERFORM THE TURKEY CURSE--
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Take a foot stance as if you were John L. Sullivan preparing for
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fisticuffs. Face the particular grey-face you wish to
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short-circuit (e.g. a street preacher), or towards the direction
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of the negative aneristic vibration that you wish to neutralize
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(e.g. the White House). Begin waving your arms in any elaborate
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manner and make motions with your hands as though you were
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Mandrake feeling up a sexy giantess (Dr. Strange imitations are
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fine). Chant, loudly and clearly:
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GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE!!
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The results will be instantly apparent.
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