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66 lines
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Kilco. Publications is pleased to release an adaptation on Crowleyanity for
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our material generation:Resh For Success. Available at better bookstores.
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We are also planning a Thelemic camping trip "under the stars" in late
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July, as well as further initiations in August. In the meantime, we are
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fortunate to have a transmission, through the vechile of Frater Onan in
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Omnibus, of such a unique nature, we are considering the creation of a
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literature Class.
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E-I-E-I-O:dictated by second class prater human intelligence. No one will
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want to change so much as the style of a letter.
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HYMN TO SPAM
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"What is this stuff
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That doth Jiggle in the breeze
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and smells like that which
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I avoid when I walk in the stables"
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Hysterica of Estrus
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O meaty mass of fleshy flesh
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Who with the dark and wild
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And wanton world doth mesh
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In sizzling ecstacy, tasty and mild!
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From Ellay to the halls of Priam,
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To the Salty fields of Elysium,
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Come to me, glorious Spam,
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Thou cooked, broiled, and pressed ham!
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Io Spam! Io Spam!
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Come with eggs and toast,
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With bacon and duckling roast,
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Come wild! Come sliced!
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Come mashed! Come diced!
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Io Spam! Spam! Io! Io!
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With this key thy veil I rend!
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Thy starry blue tin I twist and bend!
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That the thee in thee might
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Become the ne in me tonight!
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And the thee in me I feel
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as the thee in me I peel;
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With glee and abandon I stab
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My trident into thy Quivering Flab!
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Io Spam! Spam Io! Io! Io!
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With fervor and awe you relent
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Before my furious murderous intent;
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I whip I mash I slash I cream
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Thy body to consummate this dream.
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Io Spam! Io Spam! Spam! Spam! Io! Io!
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I dice I beat I flake I shake
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I cover thee with Shake and Bake;
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Spam! O Sweet Sweet Spam!
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Never again will I slam my ham!
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Io Spam! Io Spam! Io!
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O yeah, Spam my baby...
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Come to papa, Spam.
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Oooooh....Spam...I never dreamed...
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IIOOOOO!!SPAAAAAM!!!*
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*(The secret sense of these words is to be sought in the numeration
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thereof.)
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