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This space will be provided for advertising, announcments and just
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about anything else you'd like to have published for free. Just send
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what you'd like to have included, twenty-five words or less by the
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20th of the month prior to the month you'd like to see it released
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and it will magically appear in the next Dogma!
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The following advertisment has been provided free as a service to the
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community.
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Church O' God
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Join us and feel the Love Vibes!
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You too will need to learn the ways of fish, love and happiness.
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We are watching you as you sit there and stare. You're not fooling
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anyone. We're holding your dog hostage. Release yourself from your
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own self-created evils and you will feel better. Send us money and
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you'll feel even better. We won't rule the world one day. We will
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destroy it and only through the trinity of despair and the pan-dimesnsional
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oneness with the Cup O' Fish can you even think you'll be ok after
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April 6th, 1996. April 6th, 1996 is the last day for Long John Silver's
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to exist as a Fast Food restraunt and after the 6th of April, 1996
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Long John Silvers will be running the NSA and we all know what that
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means, don't we! Do you like fish? You will! Fish will be all we are
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allowed to eat. Moby Dick will be the only book we are allowed to
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read. Join the Curch O' God and receive a free ticket on a UFO to
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leave the planet at the end of 1995 right before the third world war.
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Don't forget. In the future, all reastraunts will be Taco Bell and
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all song lyrics will be "Bob Bone" and sung by Derrik and the Dominos!
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You will pay the price for the sins you committed against man, nature
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and physics!
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Call Deamon Roach!
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806.794.4362 2400bps and down
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c.D.c. HQ
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(the rest of this space is available for your ads!) |