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| MOO-JUICE |
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The Organ of the International MOOist Conspiracy
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Printed & Published by the Office of the Cardinal Richelieus
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| Theta-5 |
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| April 10th 1993 |
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THE DISSOLUTION OF MOO
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Soon before the release date of the Book of MOO, a text came into existance
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under the title of the 83-Fisted Tales, detailing the existance of the
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WOMBAT, the MOOists, the Church of MOO and the MINT NES. Although highly
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"edited" for public consumption, this story also goes into the projected
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future of MOOism and the MOOist leaders. Both MOOist leaders (Floyd Gecko and
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Half-Mad) die a brutal death. the end. (Take the hint,folks, these guys
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really need to be aired out once a month at least!)
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Just around this same time MOOism lost it's thrust in the ERIS & MOO
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combined echo on the Fido and PODS networks. It would seem that after a short
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period of exposure, the interest in MOOism, and even in Discordianism, within
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the area dropped sharply.
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On March 20th, the first major MOOfest of 1993 was held, and flopped badly,
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with only 8 or ten people in attendance, it was cut short and the Clock
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ritual was not even held on parliament hill by those who were there.
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April 1st: The book of MOO goes through it's final editing job and no
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further contributions are being accepted to the ever-enlarging receptacle
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that is treated as teh whole of MOOism. All further MOOist tid-bits are due
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to be printed in semi-irregular gnus letters such as this one. No actual
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MOOist contributions are received.
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Early May: The traditional QUACKfests, previously held at the ruin and then
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moved to the treste, is re-named a "Bush Bash", is set for a mundane time,
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and drops all religious significance in the interest of attracting a
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different crowd than the usual Fests.
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The disciples of MOOism with an active interest in the religion is reduced
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to Floyd Gecko, The Office of the Cardinal Richelieus, and Little Big Man.
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Occasionaly PacketMan and DopeMan make appearances, but only for fests and
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copies of MOO membership cards.
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE!!!
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That's right! We at SprayHam T
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enterprises are willing to make
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a prophet off the loses of the
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collective MOOist organizational
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failure!
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You read about it in this very gnus letter! Official MOOist membership cards
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can be YOURS if you become an official member of the church of MOO. All this
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takes is a SASE sent to : J'son, 1646 Ridge Rd, Vankleek Hill, Ont, KOB 1R0.
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We will then send you, via the Ottawa Hull local Illuminati pyramid, all
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pertinant information, an application for membership and a cardstock copy of
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an official MOOist membership card (specify breed when ordering), as well as
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tons of other garbage, including the entire QuadFork T mail order catalog.
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At HeyStop U enterprises, quality comes second only to blatant stupidity.
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MOO-JUICE
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Organ of the International MOOist Conspiracy
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Courtesy of the Office of the Cardinal Richelieus
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