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PART Twenty-two OF 15 PRINCIPIA ENTROPIUS
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Anceint Celtics Did not know how to play basketball.
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They did however, have Baskets,
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And the Technology to make Balls.
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Coincidence?
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You be the Judge...........
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By: Sir Goawaine
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To: Knightstalker
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Re: Methinks, therefore Meam...
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What Ho,....
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Knightstalker, Doth Thou Stalketh Knights? Well Stalketh no longer,
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For Here I am, Sir Go-Awaine, to clear up a few misconceptions, for instance,
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Old Aenglish mispellings and Misconceptions about the Aurthurian age.
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Did Thou Knoweth:
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Camelot, as you call was actually called "Crapalot", for when making it
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a Rookery of birds did roost and eat all the Bread set out to cool, they then
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bombarded us for days with the nasty whitestuff. We thought it was sorcery and
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we're forced to Rape and Burn a fair young Virgin to Ward them off.
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In Welsh legends, it was Called "smuckers, land of the Grape".
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When Lady Gynevhyver and her Vixenous freind Lady Isolde first came to
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Crapalot, the name of the Castle was temporarily changed to "Cumalot", wich
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was soon changed back, after Aurthur married Gynevhyver....
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Sir Lancelot, was actually sir Dancealot, the Predecessor to the person
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thou doth know as Danny Terrio of Dance Fever.....He was the greatest Dancer
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in the land, not the greatest Jouster.
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Excrabitor, was not a sword. Aurthur got it from the lady of the lake, but
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it was the name we gave to the disease wich you call "The Crabs"....In
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Aurthurs time It marked you as a man of great power and Flatulencey.
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It was Sir Ferguson of the Rusted Gate, That was known to All of the Britons
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as the Greatest Knight, for he was feared near and wide, for his Flatulencey.
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This was the mark of a True Knight....
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Sir GalIhad, Not Sir Galahad....He was always bragging about what Gal he had
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had....He was not to bright, as many times mistaken a Horses Rear, for that
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of a ladys Mouth.
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Sir Sherman of the Shelbyites, a Tribe in the far northern reaches of
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Logres, Known as a gobbler of Goo, and a wobbler of Woo. None were sillier
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than he.
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Sir De Bovine, Was indeed a cow...who we thought would be funny to knight.
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It was always entertaining to read storys written later about him, as if he
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had actually done them.
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Sir Pumice, a Vile Saxon Knight, Known for claiming to have built Crapalot,
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and to be the true king of The Britons, even though everyone knew he was
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an idiot, he was allowed to sulk around Crapalot. A Truer Imbecile, there
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never was.
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Well, Knightstalker I must ride, yonder calls the voice of Adventure
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and I must meet it, and my Destiny...I shall stop to share with you some
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more facts about The Aurthurian Legends one day, but let me also say-
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That Robin Hood did not exist at the time of King Aurthur, we never sang
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and Danced as the Play Camelot would show us (except for Sir Dancealot),
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and the Aurthurian Legends were all a myth, including myself, they never
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existed.
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Methanks you from the bottom of meheart,
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Sir Go a waine,
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:Origin Camelot BBS\(901)353-5013\Myth_net
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"religions Can disagree, and still each be true because peoples spiritual
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needs come in different forms."
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---Harold Kushner.
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"Do not forget the importance of the Impossible, nor Imagine that it is
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really Unattainable."
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---Ancient Erisian Doctrine.
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Attention Illuminatis meeting moved to Provins, France...
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Center of the Earth, Via Caverns.
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My Balogna has a First name, its F-N-O-R-D......
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After Beaujeu, The Order hs never Ceased to Exist, not for a moment,
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and after the Aumont We find an un-interuppted sequence of Grand Masters
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of the Order down to Our own Time, and if the name and seat of the True
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Grand Master and True Seneshchals who rule the Order and guide its sublime
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Labors remain a mystery Today, an Imprenetrable Secret known only to the
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truly enlightened, it is because the hourhas not struck and the time
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is not ripe.............
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-----G.A Shiffman,
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--Die Entstehung der Reiitergrade in der Freimauererei um de mitte
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des XVIII Jarhunderts
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