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PART Seventeen OF 15 PRINCIPIA ENTROPIUS
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Gods Will to Unmask Cosmic Moronism
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Morons are Tricky, You can spot him right away, but the Moron reasons almost
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the way you do;The Gap is almost infintismal. A moron is a master of a
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paralogism. For an editor, its bad news. It can take him an eternity to
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identify a moron, plenty of morons books are published, because they are
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convincing at first glance. An editor is not required to weed out the morons,
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if the Academy of Science doesn't, why should he?
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Philosophers, don't either. Saint Anselm's ontological Argument is
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moronic, for example." God must exist because I can conceive of him as a
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being perfect in all ways, including existance". The saint confuses existance
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in thought, with existance in reality.
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Gaunilon's refutation is moronic, too. " I can think of an Island in the
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sea even if the Island doesn't exist". He confuses thinking of the Possible
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with the thinking of the neccesary. --Also known as The "Forbess's Car
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argument"
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A duel between Morons. And God loves every minute of it. He chooses to be
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unthinkable only to prove that Anselm and Gaunilon were morons. What a
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sublime purpouse for creation, or rather the act by wich god willed himself
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to be: To unmask Cosmic moronism.
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The Law of Syllogisms states that: universal conclusions cannot be drawn
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from Two Paticulars.
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The Legend of Saint Paul, Epistle to Titus
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Epimedes the Cretin says all Cretans are Liars. It must be true, because
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he is a Cretan himself, and knows his countrymen well.
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Fnord. On the other hand, Those who call Epimedes a liar have to think
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all Cretans aren't, but Cretans don't trust other Cretans, Therefore no
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Cretan Calls Epimedes a liar.
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Is this an Example of Moronic Thinking>? Even Morons can win a nobel
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Peace Prize. Moronism Is Wisdom!
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The Whole history of Logic consists of our attempts to define an acceptable
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notion of Moronism. A Task too immense. Every Great thinker, is someone
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else's Moron.
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What is moronism to one, is inchoherant to another!
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By: EchoList Announcer
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To: All
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Re: Tag: STARGOAT was Added.
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St:
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The following reflects the current entry in The International EchoList
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database
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on 8-Aug-93 1:47:33 pm
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Tagname: STARGOAT Area Key: STARGOAT
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Title: Mutant Cosmic Star Goat
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Description: The Restored Church of the Star Goat is pleased to provide a
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forum for the distribution of the Star Goat cults' dogma. As
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most intelligent life forms in the galaxy know, Star Goat is
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a mental construct of Douglass Adams' wholly remarkable
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four- part trilogy. (For the rest of you, the secret is,
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"bang your rocks together, guys!") What's not generally
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known, (since it's a secret cult) is that there is a secret
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cult which has followed Star Goat since the 'B' ark landed.
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The Moderator is an ordained and _legal_minister_ and
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publishes the wholly remarkable magazine "Green Pastures"
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generally on a monthly basis. (BATF officers are not
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encouraged to participate.)
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Origin: 1:666/666.0
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Distribution: Private (secret) distribution
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Gateways:
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# Nodes: 1 Volume: Rule File:
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Flags:
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Moderators: Lucifer Hoof, 1:666/666.0@fidonet
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Seen by: 1:666/666.0@fidonet
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Paths:
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Date added: 8-Aug-93
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Last changed: 8-Aug-93 Changed by: Lucifer Hoof, 1:666/666@fidonet
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--- ELISTUPD/2 2.2.4
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The Great StarGoat Faith, is considered to be Waywardly Erisian,
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yet those of that Faith, would deny it. That is their way of admitting
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that It is the Truth.
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