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PART Fifteen OF 15 PRINCIPIA ENTROPIUS
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"Eden is the Kingdom of The Father and it is spread upon the Earth,
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and men do not see it."
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<Twilight Zone music playing in the background as many unrelated objects float
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by your monitor as if in outer space>
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<music begins to subside>
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<a man, smoking a cigaretter can be seen standing in a nearby corner>
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"Subject for your approval - a middle-aged computer enthusiast gets involved
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in meeting new people over the phone lines. People he has neither met nor
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seen. People he knows nothing about. He agrees to become part of a network
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of mindless banter that soon takes a bizarre twist ... there is no terminating
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this relationship with the sick minds with which he has become embroiled.
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There's no way out of this terror. As continues aimlessly down the highway of
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electronic frustration, there are no off ramps. The sign post up ahead says
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.... The Eris Zone"
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<weird music begins again>
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<the man standing in the corner smoking a cigarette gives a quick smirk and
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steps back into the shadows.>
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| THE ERIS ZONE \
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| (straight ahead) /
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You will have to use your Pineal Gland, to discern where the
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goddess has hidden her Secret Erisonogeous Zone. The First whose sun-dial
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is at high-noon, should excuse himself, and Flog his Sonato.
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Greg Kinnear of the "E" network, is the anti-Letterman. He bears the
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mark of the Unholy "E".
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A Most Riteous Abulafia Question:
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SS> KN>JA> : What's the ground drag coefficient of an unhusked
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SS> KN>JA> turtle?
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SS> KN> 18.4 mg/ft^2/sec
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SS> Eighteen point four MILLIGRAMS?????... per square foot per
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SS> second?
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Exactly! The FROOT_LOOPS scientific staff took your inquiry very
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seriously and has been conducting extensive research and data collection over
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the past week. Sadly, it has resulted in the death of many innocent turtles,
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but such is the price of scientific achievement. They did not die in vane.
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SS> You are a disgrace. Turn in your decoder ring and phunny
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SS> hat.
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--------------Whoomp Dare it Tis,
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Latin for "I am an Ignoramus"
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Do you think, that a mere 15 of 15 Is the Complete Works of Principia
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Discordia? No My Child, my student, therein Lies the Mysterys, IF you
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seek it, there it shall be, and more shall follow, but less shall be
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revealed. So it is, and so it was not.
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The Lessons of The Monk Tom Gnos,
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NC for the Fransiscan/Dominican_net,
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In his Cyberpapal newsletter:
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California Attorney General Dan Lungren proposed in October that the state
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measure the pain-killing attributes of cyanide gas in order to demonstrate
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that the gas chamber is not "cruel and unusual" punishment, as contended by
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the American Civil Liberties Union in a recent lawsuit. Lungren proposed that
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the state put rats in pain by "colon balloon distention" - inserting balloons
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in the anuses of 60 rats and inflating them until the rats squeal - and then
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administering cyanide at different doses to see if the pain subsides.
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The Los Angeles Times reported that the Novel Cafe in Santa Monica recently
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featured Kopi Luwak, the SUmatran coffee reputed to be the most expensive in
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the world, at $130 per pound. According to the cafe's owners, a certain
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kangaroolike Sumatran animal eats only the "ripest, best" coffee cherries,
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digests them, and excretes them, after which natives pick the beans and wash
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and process them into Kopi Luwak.
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(Meanwhile back in Georgia:)
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In February, a squirrel apparently fell into a small vent on the roof of Kim
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Richardson's home in Lawrenceville, GA., and got into the plumbing pipes.
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Richardson reported that she sat down on the toilet and felt a scratching on
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her derriere. She "almost died," she said later. The squirrel had drowned by
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the time help had arrived.
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--And Finally nothing is Cabalistically inferred from vinum, save
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VISNUMerorum, upon which numbers this Magia depends.
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------Cesare della Riveria,
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---Il Mondo Magico degli Eroi, pp 65-66
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