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PART FOUR OF 15 PRINCIPIA ENTROPIUS
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Today is the First day, of the Rest of your Enemys Life. Cherish it.
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Erisian Influenced, Moo Inspired, FROOT LOOPIAN HYMN:
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Author: Flog Sonata
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Title : Getting drunk and bugging the fuck out of you.
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Now why the hell did I do that?
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Alcohol claimed my soul.
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Alcohol, takes its toll.
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I am not a dwarf or troll,
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I miss watching "Kids in the Hall",
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I haven't got it on the ball,
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and it's all the fault of alcohol!
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Everybody sing!
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Al-co-hol!
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Al-co-hol!
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Let's go get wasted at the mall!
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Sing and get drunk and fall down in the hall,
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Oh wonderous and joyous al-co-hol!
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[The following is read in a soft, rough voice as people go "ooo-oooo" in the
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background...]
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I was at Hellhound's party... I got kinda fucked up.
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And there was Half-Mad, his shaved head glistening in the moonlight.
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And I don't know why, but like some kind of insect, I buzzed around him.
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And he had the decency not to reach out and *swat* me.
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Halfy, you're a gentleman and a scholar, and I dedicate this song to you.
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Everybody sing!
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Al-co-hol,
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Al-co-hol!
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We all have been in its enthrall!
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We all get wasted,
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We all have tasted,
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the wonderous power of alcohol!
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If I live to be 90, or perhaps 84,
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And I learn to walk upright,
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And not crawl on the floor,
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I'll dedicate my life to AA
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and helping the mauled...
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But I'll never...
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No I'll never...
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Give up......
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(dramatic silence. We're all waiting for a repeat of that word so common to
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this song. Yet it seems the singer has passed out. Oh well.)
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------------Ancient Greeks beleived Jim Morrison Orignated this Hymm----
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they were wrong.
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FROOT LOOPS partial list of SAINTS:
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St Ulik, Dean of Saints.
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St Weasel, Saint of Irritating the old
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St.Grape Ape, Of the Hannabarbarians
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St.Emerlinger, of lingering Emurs
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St.Frank-N-furter, Perfecter of a perfectly working, Transmolecular device.
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St.Sherman, Saint of Mythology
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St.S'wingius D'ickitius, Ancient Hittite who lived in Rome.
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St.Pummice, considered self to have created froot loops, sadly mistaken.
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St.Johnstone, Saint of those,without clues.
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St.Cospuh, Saint of Weed.
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St.Fergusin, Saint of flatulence
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St.Joseph Hyde II-writer of ancient Scriptures.
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St. Sanders, great Colonel, Fryer of Chickens.
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St. Lance-Sacred Cat of Hungry,Impatient Pets
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St.Augustine,City and home of Ripleys beleive it or not Museum and pukatorium
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St.YappleDapple, Saint of Eris
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St.Paper Dragon, First to Hail the Holy Loops.
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St.Anixmander, Of Orlando
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St. Manson, Icon of the Counter-Counter-Culture
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St. Burlap, While never being in Froot loops, pretty cool despite it.
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St. Half-Mad, Only half-saint, Highness of Sister faith MOO.
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The Great Poly Step-Father and Megalomodater of the FROOT LOOPIAN Faith,
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is Dean Jones of Disney Fame, however he was never the same after Walt
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died, and passed this honorific to none other Than John Kanash, or
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Swinging Dick, whose anscestor was St. S'wingus D'ickitius.
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Remember when Flying it is best, to Tuck and Roll when you hit the
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ground.
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---Example of Deep Thought, to whit revered by the mighty of Froot
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Loops. The ancient Scriptures (text files) have wisdom beyond measure
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and are subject of great conjecture and discussion, by the holy and unholy
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of frootLoopianism.
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