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Principia Entropius Book Two >>The Principia EntroHocusPocus
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Part five of 15
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The Book of Explanations:
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Early Explanations of the Froot Loops Faith:
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Ancient Scriptures written By Ancient Hittite
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S'wingitus D'ickitius the Younger,
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Translated from the Cuniform
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This is the froot loops, It is place where naked women,who are all
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Quite good looking and single, Converse about how they would
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like to meet a Computer geek, or complete stranger over the bbs.
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You are fotunate to even be in this Extremely Useful Echo area.
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Well it is actually not a place where Naked Women, Converse about
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how they would like to meet a Computer Geek, or complete stranger
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over the bbs. I chose the namefroot loops, because I figured it
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would make most people curious.
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I am not in the habit of explaining anything I do on BBS's,
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because Fear and Ignorance, are my two favorite tools.
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Since I am no longer a sysop, but a moderator I figure,
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I might want to explain a little here in the beginning.
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Think of this as an Ancient Roman Forum, where Ideas
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and Thoughts are presented and debated by anyone who feels
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like participating, and those that participate feel
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a sense of joy and Community involvement.
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No, Come to think of it, thats not at all
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what this net is about, Let me try again.
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Think of this Echo, as a Bunch of frightened monkeys,
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hiding in an open field under a single tree,in the cold rain.
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With The Larger Monkeys, Taking their place high in
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the tree, only to be struck by lightning. The Smaller,
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weaker monkeys are easy prey for the Roaming Jackals.
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When the rain ends, nothing but dead, smoking Monkey
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flesh remains....No thats not at all what this echo is about,
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Forget all that too.
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Ok, Picture the above two Examples, Mixed together into one
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concept. Throw in a Moderator...Now do not think of
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me as the typical moderator. Over time, you
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will get to Know me, I am Called "Swinging Dick" by my friends,
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but you may call me "John Kanash", I have been known to answer
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to "ALL" from time to time.
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Thats not important right now. I am open to alot of ideas,
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I will gladly converse with just about anyone,
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regarding almost any subject, however since this is my net, from
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time to time I will declare a topic or present some information.
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All I need you, as a user to do, is to Read it all very carefully,
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comment on it, and Apply negative advertising about this
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echo everywhere you go. What I mean is,
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insist that people not Read this echo,
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Tell the sysops to stop carrying it in the name
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of decency, Warn people not to get embroiled in the discussions
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in this echo. This will result in alot of people doing
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just the oppisite of What you tell them.
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I am not sure, but I call this Phenomenon
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"Swinging Dicks First Law of Cheese"
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There is no reason for that, I just thought I would share it with you.
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Remember when negative advertising the Echo,
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to inadvertently, but blatantly tell people how to get to the Echo.
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The name of this Echo, is Currently froot loops as you probably know.
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This is subject to change, periodically, so do not get too attached
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to the name. I am a big fan of mediocrity, and the chinsey,
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and gaudy aspects of life, and hopefully
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this echo will reflect that. I Also tend to refer
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to an "Echo" as a "NET", however the "NET" represents a
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group of Echo's, You will have to learn to live with it.
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I will be posting The Rules of this Echo, The sysops carrying the
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echo, have the responsibility to scan for "OFFICIAL RULES".
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They must the Correlate them, Zip them, Convert them to Gifs,
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then into .PCX files, IF time permits, they should
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read them aloud in sound files. They should make them available
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for Download, Users should then Download them, and Print them
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onto Parchment colored Paper,or If they do not have parchment,
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should atleast use a nice border to surround the
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text, Then Place them into a black, plastic 3-ring binder.
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Do not use one or two ring binders, as there is a greater chance
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the paper can be torn out, and you might lose one
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of the valued rules. These rules are to be guarded dearly,
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and coveted like religious Artifacts. Failure to follow even
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One of them will result in Extreme pain, Monstorous
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amounts of Bullshit, Monogamy, And eventual death threats.
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This is not limited to the "rule breaker" or offender.
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I may punish someone who is completely innocent, as a warning to the
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offender. I ofcourse, am not limited to following the rules, as
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I will be to busy making up new ones, and conducting indepth
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investigations and Trial revue boards. Pressing "N" or ">enter<" or
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any number, or any key on your keyboard
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means that you accept this as gospel, and that you are
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more than willing to suffer the consequences, and possibly have
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a good time on thefroot loops.
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Thanks very little,
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Swinging Dick!
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BTW---Please ignore the above text, do not read it, or believe it.
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Explanation #2:
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There is no explantion.
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Explanation #3:
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fnord.
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Explanation #4
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it is 5 tonnes of flaxxe
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--I did not know I was looking in the womens showers, honest...
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----Early confused pre-teen Erisian
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book of explanation
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part five, of 15
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book two principia Entropius.
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