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Principia Entropius Book Two >>The Principia EntroHocusPocus
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Part Three of 15
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The Age of Antonines....The World was full of marvelous correspondences,
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subtle resemblances; the only way to penetrate them--and to be penetrated
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by them---was through dreams, oracles, magic, wich allow us to act on
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nature and her forces, moving like with like.
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Knowledge is elusive and volatile; it escapes measurement.
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From: Flog Sonata
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To: St.Half-Mad
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A Treatise on The UNTHWAKABLES.
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The secret inner core of the MOOist church. They live in shadows, and never
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brush their teeth... They are (dramatic music) The Unthwakables.
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Lurking in darkness, the unthwakables perform strange and mysterious rites
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for their ring leader, one St.Half Mad.
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Armed only with wet sponges, the unthwakables are calm, cool, and completely
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psychotic.
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They feed off your lack of fear.
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They wear funny hats.
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They know when you are sleeping, and they'll guess when you're awake about
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50% of the time.
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They are, the unthwakables!
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They carve soap into funny animal shapes.
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They haunt you like the plague.
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They feed your pets rare and disaterous herbs that cause your pets excretions
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to be bright beige.
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They are, the unthwakables.
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Knowledge is wasted on the Youth, for in there minds, they have it
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all, yet the old will not beleive them.
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Answers to the Quiz in Book one 1:
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1. Two Avocadoes would remain.
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2. Family Fued.
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3. 72
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4. There is no answer
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5."Crotch-full a lovin"
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The Tale of Saint Cyprian
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Saint Cyprian of Antioch, led a wondorous life. He was such a cool
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Saint, that he is surely to be adopted and cherished by Erisians, Magic
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spells of Love, and to cause your enemys Death, are attributed to this
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Funkadellic Saint of the Silver Age.
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His parents wanted him to know about the Earth, Land, Sea and Air,so they
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sent him to the most distant realms, that he might acquire all mysteries,
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including the generation and corruption of herbs, and the virtues of
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plants and animals. The secrets not of Natural History, but Occult Science,
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those buried in the depths of distant and archaic traditions. At Delphi,
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Cyprian Dedicated himself to follow Appollo ("Follow Appollo" was the
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catchy Motto of the faith, devised by High Preist Smokus Doobus of Cyprus).
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and there he dedicated himself also to the draumaturgy of the Serpent,
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but it was widely beleived, that he did not inhale, or enjoy it.
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He Studied the "Mysteries of Mithra" (a Slogan devised by the High Preistess
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Cuntialipptys, after hearing of the snazzy "Follow Appollo" Motto), on
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Mount Olmpus he was guided by fifteen hierophants, but they did not have
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a catch-phrase that struck him as very cool, so he left and went to Argos.
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In Argos, he attended the Rites to summon the Prince of this World, in
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order to master his intrigues. Then in Delios was initiated into the
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Mysterys of Hera "Hera comes to save the Day" (was a very silly motto, but
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acceptable enough).
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In Phrygia he learned heptascopic Fortunetelling, and eventually there was
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nothing left of land, sea, and air that he did not know, no ghost, no
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object, no artifice of any kind, not even the art of altering writing
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through the use of Sorcery. In the Underground Temples of Memphis (egypt
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or Tennessee, not sure) he had learned how demons communicate with earthly
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things and places, what they loathe and love, how they dwell in darkness
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and how they mount resistance in certain domains, how they put secret
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backward messages in Perry Como Recordings, how they are able to possess
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souls and bodies, the feats of higher knowledge they can preform, of
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memory, terror, and illusion, and the art of causing turmoil in the earth,
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influencing underground currents.
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But alas, he was converted to Eris, but something of his knowledge, is
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kept here, in the mouths and minds of the Idolaters of Froot Loops. We
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have yet to unlock the secrets, but of this, that which is known, is that
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Crisco will be used, and plenty of it.
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* note: Butter flavored Crisco, has been ruled out, as blaspheme.
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