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Principia Entropius Book Two >>The Principia EntroHocusPocus
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Part two of 15
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Thats absolutely right, you do not need the First Book to learn about Eris,
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or even the Froot Loops Cult,but it sure does help, ofcourse you do not need
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Air to live, well ok, you do, but it you can go without it for a little
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while, And thats exactly what your life could be like, if you are the next
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contenstant, in the Super Showcase for megaenlightment and superspirituality
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on the popular interplanal game Show: "The Price is Flaxxe"....
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(not to be confused with the Archwizardress Sandra Price)....
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There is a body that enfolds the Whole of the world; imagine it in the
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form of a circle, for this is the form of the whole.....Imagine now that
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under the circle of this body are the 36 decans, midway between the total
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circle and the circle of the Zodiac, transported along it with planets...
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the changing of kings, the rising up of cities, famine, plague, the tides
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of the sea, earthquakes: none of these takes place without the influence
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of the Decans.
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--Corpus Hermeticus,
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excerptum VI
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From: Spom
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To: Spam
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Subject: ANYONE WHO IS NOT A WOMBAT SYSTEMS ANALYST, LOOK THE OTHER WAY!
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Note:
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1) Twelve Underwoobs referenced this system not two hours ago, leaving
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trails of Liederhosen from here to St. Pauls, Minneapolis, and Fresno.
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2) Twlve burrito-brained beasts from the beyond recently sabotaged the
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system's capacity for nonviolence, leaving only traces of jello and mud.
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3) There is a small fracture in cluster seven, section twelve, of WOMBAT
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main core, resulting in freak bursts of pink laser light which reveal our
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structures to receptive humans. See to its repair.
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4) Bonk.
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5) There have been no fewer than wombat underwoobic microprosopi on the
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loose for no more than delta plus q.y hours. Return them at once.
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6) There is no 6.
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-WSA Gecko #4658
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The Treasure of Spirituality and all its trappings, is not in the deceiving
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of the masses and the convincing them of the falseitys of mythology are
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fact. The value is in the beleiving in something, The communion, the bonding
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that commen-tie, even if other groups, are opposed to the trappings of
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your faith.
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The real goal, should be to unite all the faiths, but as the nature of
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humans, and goddesses is to disagree, that is all but impossible. So what
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is the value of immersing oneself in a religion,especially this one?
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As Humans crave Food for nourishment, and natural Crave the company of
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others for Mating purpouses, it is our beleif that they crave spirituality,
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not neccisarily in the form of mytic babble, but perhaps in Science, in
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empirical logic. All but the most ignorant of us, want to feel a purpouse
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in life, and Spirituality can give a person that fuffillment.
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The best part about our faith, is that we have cool partys, and some of
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the niftiest mythology. Also Hooters, thats something, that is very holy,
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to us....And Hot Dogs...not many faiths, have hot dogs, as part of its
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mythology/spiritual trappings, and that might be what puts us above other
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faiths.
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---The Reverand Step-Polyfather
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Swinging Dick
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--Sermon on Mt.Baldie,
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given while entirely intoxicated.
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note: While we do not advocate intoxication, we do not, not
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advocate it, if you know what we don't mean.
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