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$$$$$$$$$$ HOLY TEMPLE of MASS CONSUMPTION $$$$$$$$$$$
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$$$$$$$$$$$$ *N*E*W*S* $$$$$$$$$$$$$
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$$$$$$$$$$ Issue #17: David Koresh is "Bob" $$$$$$$$$$$
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the best things in life are F R E E
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Holy Temple of Mass Consumption F R E E
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PO Box 30904 SLACK@ncsu.edu
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Raleigh, NC 27622 StarFleet BBS (919) 782-3095
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NEWS since the last time:
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SUCCESSFUL gut blow-out at the Jonestown (After Dark) party in Room 773
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at the Magnum Opus Convention. Easily the most slack-filled place on the
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North American continent while it lasted, with special "potion", go-go
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dancers, and the TWISTER TOURNAMENT, with enough Euro-trash gothic industrial
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muzak to peel the paint off the walls. The punch was NOT spiked with codeine,
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as verified by local police, but guests grew 2-7 extra appendages.
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COMIX to Want and Buy:
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**** The Hacker Files - Working-Class Hero (4.0) Hacker & Yoshio uncover
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the evil conspiracy, and escape from the Chinese factory.
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DC Comics 1325 Avenue of the America NY NY 10019
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*** Yummy Fur #30 - Fuck, The Conclusion - Chester's mom dies in a mental
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institution, plus encounters with the kleptomaniac girl. Drawn & Quarterly
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Publications, 5550 Jeanne-Mance St. #16 Montreal, Quebec H2V-4K6 Canada
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*** Richard Speck: The Unauthorized Biography of a Serial Killer
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An uncompromising look into the life of the miserable screw-up who murdered
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8 student nurses one night in the summer of 1966 in Chicago.
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Boneyard Press, 22 E. Chalmers, Champaign, IL 61820
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***** Jeffrey Dahmer: The Unauthorized Biography of a Serial Killer
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Factual account of Jeffrey Dahmer's gruesome campaign of death and cannibalism.
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Although it contains no more info than court testimony and police reports, PLUS
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the way it was intentionally presented so as not to offend anyone, without
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condoning Dahmer in any way whatsoever, many people got upset *just because
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it happens to be in comic book format*, without even reading it. It lead to a
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protest march against Hart D. Fisher, Boneyard Press publisher, last June
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13th. THIS BOOK IS NOW BANNED IN WISCONSIN due to court battles. Get it.
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**** The further adventures of Young Jeffy Dahmer, w/guest Young Dan Quayle
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Due to the outrageous media farce over the original Dahmer comic, the Boneyard
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Press guys have been unjustly labelled as Bad Guys. They've decided to play
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it to the hilt, to show precisely what "offensive" REALLY is. This is the
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first in a series to prove that NOBODY can take away their first amendment
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rights in the guise of "good taste". Look for Jeff Dahmer vs. _____
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Boneyard Press, 22 E. Chalmers, Champaign, IL 61820
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1st Amendment-destroying lawyer who would just LOVE to hear from you:
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Thomas Jacobson Suite 1110, 100 East Wisconsin Ave. Milwaukee, WI 53202.
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^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V^V
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*** The Worlds of H.P. Lovecraft: The Music of Erich Zann - new set of comics
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based on Lovecraft stories. This one does an adequate job, plus some bio
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info on HPL. Caliber Press, 621-B S. Main St. Plymouth MI 48170
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** Ren & Stimpy #7 - Stimpy trains and fights a boxing match, plus in a
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continuation of the "Shaven Yak" gag, a telethon for prepubescent yaks.
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Not much new- unfortunately, the comic is becoming like the post-John K. show.
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*** Psycho Killers: Human Vampyre special - true cases of psycho killers who
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not only kill but drink the blood of their victims. THIS IS NOT FICTION!
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Apparently AIDS doesn't bother you once you're that far gone. Comic Zone
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Productions, Rt. 73 & Taunton Ave. Berlin NJ 08009
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**** Griffith Observatory - Classic strips by Bill Griffith from 1977-80, in
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the pre-Zippy era, plus 16 previously uncollected pages. Griffy moves into
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an old observatory, and turns the telescope on the town, in what turns out
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to be a scathing analysis of late 70s culture. Fantagraphics Books
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>>>> Cinefantastique - Interview with John Kricfalusi, unjustly fired <<<<
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>>>> creator of Ren & Stimpy, talks about the show and upcoming projects <<<<
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ALSO NEW:
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Prometheus Books - Spring/Summer 1993 catalog is now available. Don't
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leave home without a good reality check from their huge selection.
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59 John Glenn Drive, Buffalo, NY 14228-2197 1-800-421-0351 (24 hours)
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BOREDOM INC. 884 South 630 West Alpine, UT 84004 - Info on the
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manifestation of bulldada via computer. A software company which creates
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totally useless software for no apparent reason. They actually distribute
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it too, via their BBS at (801) 226-8310. Plus, lots of other neat things
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in their newsletter. A must for anyone who does any computing at all.
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CONCERTS: Don't miss these groups who are currently on the road:
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King Missle (allegedly a SubGenius band) on the Mystical Shit tour,
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Blue Oyster Cult - played Raleigh on 4/24, still GREAT!
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"David Koresh had warned
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that anybody trying to harm
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him would be "devoured by
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fire." In the end, it was he
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who died in the flames."
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Or so the Conspiracy Media tells us. [Picture showing how
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What precisely was the nature of the Koresh made his escape]
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meeting between J.R. "Bob" Dobbs and
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David Koresh 2 years ago? Despite
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unofficial spottings of Koresh at a
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7-11 in Minnesota, rumors abound that
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the compound in Waco Texas was merely
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a training exercise for Koresh, who
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has been appointed the new Security
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Chief for the Dobbstown Compound.
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Did you hear about the new ice cream from Waco?
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It's called Mount Caramel but it has a few problems.
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You have to melt it to get the nuts out.
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Have you heard that David Koresh will soon be the
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"poster boy" for the American Lung Association?
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He finally quit smoking.
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Hey, did you hear Jeffrey Dahmer added a new item
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to his favorite foods?
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Koresh Kabob.....
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What Does WACO stand for?
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1. We Ain't Comin' Out
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2. We All Cremated Ourselves
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3. What a cook out!
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4 We're A Combustible Organization
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Q: What are they gonna call the TV Miniseries about David Koresh?
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A: "A Match Made in Heaven"
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Q: What kind of pants do Branch Davidian's wear?
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A: Charred-Ash Jeans
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What were David KorASH's Last Words?
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"No, Bud Light!"
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"Just kidding, I'm not really God."
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Q: What do David KorASH and Burger King Whopper have in common?
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A: They are both flame broiled.
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Q: Why is David KorASH still in the news?
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A: Because of his smouldering personality.
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Q: What do David KorASH and Richard Simmons have in common?
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A: They are both flamers.
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Q: Why did KorASH like the Brach Davidians?
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A: Because they were such a bright group.
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Q: When did the FBI get what they wanted?
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A: When KorASH finally went out.
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What is KorASH wearing right now?
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His best Sunday soot.
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Charcoal slacks.
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A smoking jacket.
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Q: What do you call Asian Branch-Davidians?
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A: Rice Crispies.
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Q: Which Simpsons character is most like David Koresh?
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A: Mr. Burns
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Q: Why didn't KorASH surrender to the FBI?
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A1: He didn't want to be grilled by authorities.
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A2: He didn't want the FBI to give him the 10th degree.
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Q: How is the Hindenburg like Waco, TX?
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A: Both have flammable compounds in them.
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Q: Why did David KorASH have so many wives?
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A: They made excellent matches.
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David KorASH Favorites:
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SONG:
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Light My Fire
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I'm Burning Up
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Great Balls of Fire
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Eternal Flame
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Hot in the City
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You Light Up My Life
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Blaze of Glory
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Disco Inferno
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Smoke Gets in Your Eyes
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Burning Down the House
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MOVIES:
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Fareignheit 451
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Towering Inferno
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Last of the Red Hot Lovers
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Turk 182
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Backdraft
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Firestarter
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MUSICIANS:
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Charo
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ATHELETES:
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Arther Ashe
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HOLIDAYS:
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Ash Wednesday
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The F.B.I. was looking through the remains of the Koresh's compound and found
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his wardobe from the early seventies.
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A Blazer and Flared pants.
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>BATF:
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>Barely
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>Adequate
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>Totally
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>Fucked
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Bureau of
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Assasination
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Terrorism and
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Fuckups
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There's a new resturant opening up in Waco: KFC. Koresh's Fried Christians.
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Q: How do you tell the Branch Davidians at a revival meeting?
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A: They're the ones smoking in the corner!
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Q: Why did David Koresh's last manager like him so much?
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A: He was a real self-starter!
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Did you hear who just stopped smoking?
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David Koresh.
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What's the saddest thing about the Waco tragedy?
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Rosanne Barr and Tom Arnold weren't inside the compound.
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How does Koresh like his chicken?
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Extra crispy.
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Why did Koresh burn down the complex?
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He was keeping up with the Joneses.
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What did God say to Koresh when he died?
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"Well done."
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How do you pick up a Davidian girl?
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With a Dust-Buster.
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Nobody was allowed to quit the Branch Davidians:
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They were all fired.
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Q: Who cried the most after all the Waco cultists died?
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A: The prospective lawyers!
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Q: Did you hear that Kraft has brought out a new salad dressing?
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A: It's called Ranch Dividian, and it won't come out no matter how hard
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you shake it.
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Did you hear what they were changing the name of WACO to.
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Corpus Crispy.
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The smoke was black, so David Koresh didn't get to be Pope.
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But he did get to be a Frier.
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Q. What was David Koresh's last supper?
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A. Flaming-young.
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What do you call a Branch Davidian with a fire extinguisher?
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A heretic.
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What do you call a Scientologist with a flamethrower?
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A copycat.
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Q: Why did the compound in Waco burn to the ground?
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A: They couldn't put out the fire with their Kool Aid. (tm)
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Did you hear that David Koresh was a closeted gay?
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He was flaming, but he didn't come out.
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Q: Why don't we have more prophets like David Koresh?
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A: It's such a high stress job that burnout is almost inevitable.
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The events in Waco could have been foreseen, had anyone in the FBI
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understood that David Koresh was encapsulating Jewish history.
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First they re-enacted Passover, then there was the re-enactment of the
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Warsaw ghetto uprising.
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The Branch Davidian Church has split into two sects:
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Orthodox and Extra-Crispy.
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NBC found a sponsor for the David Koresh mini-series:
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Weber Barbecues, Inc.
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Q: What was the most popular name for Branch Davidian children?
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A: Ashley.
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Q: How can we avoid future tragedies like the Waco conflagration?
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A: Strict OSHA standards requring automatic sprinkler systems for
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all cult compounds that accomodate 50 or more fanatics.
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Q: What was David Koresh's favorite breakfast cereal?
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A: Crispy Critters!
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Q: How is Waco like a Snickers bar?
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A: Roasted nuts.
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After the tragedy at Mt. Carmel on Monday, the Branch Davidians
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will be holding a bar-b-que to attract new members.
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Q: How did David Koresh find out he was Jesus Christ?
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A: God spoke to him through a burning building.
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What do you get when you cross David Koresh & Jeffrey Dahmer?
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Brunch Davidian (barbeque naturally).
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Q: Why is Al Gore so upset with the Branch Davidians?
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A: Because of their contribution to global warming.
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Q: Did you hear that David Koresh lost his job as the second messiah?
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A: He got fired.
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Q: Did you hear about the tragedy at Waco?
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A: Evidently an NBC News crew was trying to move in for a close-up...
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Q: Did you know that Ranch Apocalypse had an Internet connection?
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A: Yes, and Koresh's last news post started: "Feel free to flame me, but..."
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I was just wondering, is it ethical to yell ``Branch Davidian'' in a
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crowded movie theatre?
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Posessed, as I am, by the FIRES of enLIGHTenment, I must Proclaim unto
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the Five Corners of the Firmament, the Limbic Storm Intensity REVELATION
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that I just experienced while doing the dishes. WAAAAAAA...HOOOOOOOO!!!! I
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Shout it from the Rooftops, Scream it from the Ladders, Yell it at the Top
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of my Lungs while I'm in the back seat of the Holy Police Squad car, and
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Whisper it to my cellmates while I await my arraignment! SCREW my
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Arraignment! This is my Enlightenment!
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I tell you know of the Three Part Partial Cosmology of the
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Philosopher-King. I say Three-Part because that's how many parts I know of
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through the Crystal Diamond Bolt of Zero-sum Knowledge placed in my skull
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by the _Object from Space_! I say partial because I'm sure there's more,
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and I'll learn about THEM once I gt my head screwed into the fundaMENtal
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truths of the Three Part Cosmology. I say Cosmology because THESE FORCES
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RULE the UNIVERSE, or at least this particularly deranged part of it.
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Here are the Three Parts, that which once reigned over even "BOB," but
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now vie with him for Power and Dominion. They are: the Object from Space,
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the Communist Munchkins from the Center of the Earth, and the Fungi from
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Yoggoth! Eah has his role unto the Cosmos, and each shall be described upon
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this BBS. Yes, the Revelation is here-- through the beneficience of the
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Object from Space, flawlessly uploaded thanks to the benevolence of the
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Communist Munchkins, and posted even while under the watchful Purple Gaze
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of the Fungi from Yoggoth.
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So okay, it's still dropping letters when it word-wraps. The Munchkins
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aren't that slack.
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The Object from Space is that being which bestows madness upon a
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select few. The Object is clearly above constraints of good or bad,
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because, although many receive madness, some go bad, others go good. Mass
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murderers are the unlucky victims of the Object's Bad Karma. (Well, okay,
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their victims have it worse.) Those killers who talk or write strangely,
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like Manson or Jack the Ripper, are obviously touched by the fickle finger
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of the Object. There is a sick wisdom that may be gleaned here. The
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Ayatollah Khomeini, trapped in his delusions of power, is but a blind pawn
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of the Object, which guides him not. Warped visonaries are everywhere.
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On the other hand, there is much good in the Object, for its madness
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also gives us the blazing insight and unrestrained joy of pure creative
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genius. When Chuck Berry does his duckwalk, or when James Brown is onstage,
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they are receiving the Good side of the Object from Space, and this is
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Always a Holy Moment. When you see John Belushi doing his Samurai, that is
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the Object. Sam Kinison's screams come from the Object. George Carlin is a
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Saint, who has taken the touch of the Object and translated it into
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continuing rational insight. Epopt Illuminatae of the Object from Space
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include Little Richard, John Lennon, Salvador Dali, Lenny Bruce, Harlan
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Ellison, the staff of the 1972-1974 National Lampoon, William Burroughs,
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Buckminster Fuller, and Edgar Allan Poe.
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The Communist Munchkins from the Center of the Earth are more commonly
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knows as gremlins. Sullen imps of the netherworld, it's their job to fuck
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things up. When Saint John's disks crash, it's the fault of the Munchkins.
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The Iran-Contra affair was th Munchkins' work. The PTL Club was theirs
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since 1970. Airplane crashes, hangnails, false alarms at SAC,
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bacteriological warfare spills, and the Sargeant York tank are all theirs.
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A truly paranoid element, and it is impossible to trace ANY kind of method
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to their work. I think they do it because they have fun.
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The Fungi from Yoggoth is a pale, sickly yellow that reminds one of
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old, curdled fat. The Fungi from Yoggoth is manifested when an aging,
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decript system or individual tries to keep power in its hands, and away
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from the young, vital and intelligent. It's stagnation, pure and simple,
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the entropic heat-death of the Universe in the face of the ongoing struggle
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for life. Ronald Reagan, Frank Rizzo, Jerry Falwell, Jesse Helms, Tipper
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Gore and the PMRC, the staff of the National Review, Norman Podhoretz, and
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the Central Intelligence Agency are all manifestations of the Fungi from
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Yoggoth. Your high school principal. In the entertainment world, it's Frank
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Sinatra, Dean Martin, Joey Bishop, Buddy Hackett, Joey Heatherton, Sammy
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Davis, Jr., Jerry Lewis, Bob Hope (especially Bob Hope), Jan Murray and
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Jack Carter. In short, everyone who wouldn't want to get hit by Robert
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Crumb's Meatball.
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The best example of this is the loudspeaker voice at the University
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City Thriftway, the one that says, 'Choppers, over in our Seafood
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department, we now sell whale meat, only a dollar forty a can!'
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Beware the Fungi from Yoggoth, because it can make you part of It. It
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drains the exuberance and creativity of youth, my friends. It is that which
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denies you SLACK, and it should be avoided at ALL costs!
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(A question was raised concerning how exactly this ties in with Brainsucking.)
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My three part cosmology ties in with brainsucking as follows. The Object from
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Space bestows upon people the necessary madness to recognize the
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intelligence-expanding properties of brain sucking. The Communist Munchkins
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make sure that the equipment you buy to do it fucks up. (I tried using an
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Electrolux vacuum on a chemistry major once-- yike! I flunked the chem final I
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had the next day, too.) And the Fungi from Yoggoth will prevent you from
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sucking the brains of others by telling you LIES!
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You see, the Fungi from Yoggoth is very clever. First, it will lie to
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you about the consequences. Then, when you finally try it, it will make sure
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that the Brain you Suck will have a lower than average intelligence; or, it
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may be under the influence of th Fungi from Yoggoth! One quick suck of THAT and
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WHOOSH! there goes all of your youthful vim and vigor, to be replaced by the
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dull yellow oppression of teh Fungi from Yoggoth.
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I will attest to the healing properties of select Bob Dylan. I also
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recommend "Subterranean Homesick Blues," from the same album.
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As for Bon Jovi, I would either define him as False Object from Space,
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or an undiscovered part of the cosmology. (Although I lke Springsteen, the
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same thing applies-- he has no place in the discovered portions of the
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Cosmology. However, what lies undiscovered may be Good, and he'd definitely
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fall into that catgory.)
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Definite rockers from the Object from Space also include Devo, the Sex
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Pistols, early Clash, Creedence, and Frank Zappa and Captain Beefheart.
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(Especilally the last two!)
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OR Kill me.
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craig@cellar.org (Saint Craig)
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| VF1000R Intecptor Pilot | The Institute (215)-356-2543 - Turn on tune in
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The True Story of Jim Morrison Part One
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In Which we learn of Dangerous Beings Who try (but fail) to stop
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Rock'n'Roll
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The Introduction
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The moon's crimson light illuminated a ghastly scene. Jim Morrison
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peered from his hiding place and his stomach got all mushy inside like
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when you've eaten something really greasy and washed it down with Jolt [TM]
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or when you've got a real bad crush on somebody and you think 'well, maybe
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they like me' but you're not sure enough to do anything about it and
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you're not unsure enough to write them off but in any case really gurgly
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at the sight in the clearing below.
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What he saw was this:
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Three disembodied heads with blood oozing from where their necks should
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be, wailing and foaming at the mouth and floating about and mouthing old
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'Three Stooges' routines, but the most horrible thing about them was that
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they were the heads of CURLY, SHEMP, and JOE!!!
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Eight two-headed black goats with glowing red eyes and green hooves.
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A flying cloud of vomit.
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Dan Quayle.
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A red-skinned dwarf with six-inch tusks.
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The assembled figures were dancing around a giant trout suspended in
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mid-air in the middle of the clearing. He noticed several nethack ghosts
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scattered around the clearing.
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So astounded was he by this insane literary collage that he did not
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notice when Dan Quayle, who had merely projected his astral form into
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the clearing as a distraction, hit him over the head with the printout of
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a month's worth of alt.slack messages from the fall of 1987.
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When he awoke, six months later, he was on a spaceship bound for
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Sirius, a pipe in his mouth and an alien computer in his brain.
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[The gory details follow. Stay tuned to the same Slack-Channel!]
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["Classic" Ren & Stimpy picture here]
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C O N V E N T I O N S
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April 30 - May 2, 1993 (Arkansas)
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ROC-KON 17. Little Rock, AR. GoH: Suzette Haden Elgin; AGoH: Mary
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Hanson-Roberts; FGoHs: Greg and Angela Bridges. Memb: $15 until 4/16/93,
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$20 after. Info: Roc-Kon 17, P.O. Box 24285, Little Rock AR 72221.
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May 7-9, 1993 (Georgia)
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MAGIC CARPET CON. Holiday Inn, Dalton, GA; rms $38. GoHs: Andre
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Norton, Susan Shwartz. AGoH: Mike Poole; SGoH: Mary Hanson-Roberts; TM:
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Steve Vance. Memb: $20 until 5/6/93, $25 after. Info: Magic Carpet
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Con, c/o Clara Miller, 1726 Threadmill Rd., Dalton, GA 30720.
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May 7-9. 1993 (Canada, Ontario)
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FILKONTARIO 3. Holiday Inn, 2125 North Sheridan Way, Mississauga, ON,
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L5K 1A3, Canada; rms C$78; (416)855-2000. Guests: Michael Longcor, John
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Hall, Grant Millard, Clif Flynt, Dave Clement. Memb: C$25 until 4/1/93,
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C$30 after. Info: Filkontario, 302 College Ave. W., Unit 20, Guelph,
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Ontario, Canada N1G 1S8; Net: 75126.2744@compuserve.com.
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May 14-16 (Atlanta, Georgia)
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DIXIE TREK - GoH: Nichelle Nichols, David Hedison, Gary Conway. At the
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Sheraton Century Center Hotel, 2000 Century Blvd at I-85 & Clairmont Rd
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Memb: $30/20/15. Info: 780 Wayside Dr., Lawrenceville GA 30245
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May 14-16, 1993 (Florida)
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OASIS 6. Altamonte Hilton, 350 S. North Lake Blvd., Altamonte Springs,
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FL 32714; rms $63; (407)830-1985. GoH: Connie Willis; AGoH: Michael
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Whelan; Guests: Ben Bova, Joe & Gay Haldeman, Andre Norton, Ron
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Walotsky, more. Memb: $18 until 1/31/93, $21 until 4/16/93, $24 after.
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Info: OASFiS, P.O. Box 940992, Maitland, FL 32792-0992.
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May 14-16, 1993 (Michigan)
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STARGAZING CONTRAPTION. The Somerset Inn, Troy, MI; rms $70;
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(313)643-7800. GoH: C.J. Cherryh; FGoH: Marty Burke. Memb: $15 until
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3/15/93, $20 after. Info: Contraption, P.O. Box 2285, Ann Arbor, MI
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48106; (313)261-3502.
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May 14-16, 1993 (Tennessee)
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KUBLA KHAN 21. Ramada Inn South, 737 Harding Pl. at Trousdale,
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Nashville, TN 37211; rms $45. GoH: Allen Steele; MC: Andrew J. Offutt;
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SGoH: Charles L. Fontenay; FGoHs: Dan Caldwell, John Hollis. Memb: $20
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until 4/15/93, $30 after. Info: Kubla Khan 21, Ken Moore, 647 Devon
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Dr., Nashville, TN 37220; (615)832-8402.
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May 14-16, 1993 (Canada, Ontario)
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CAN-CON '93. Delta Ottawa Hotel, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. GoHs: Karen
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Wehrstein, Shirley meier, Bink, Robert J. Sawyer, Greg Ioannou.
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Conference on Canadian Content in Speculative Literature. Memb: C$25
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until 4/15/93, C$30 after. Info: Can-Con, Box 105, Woodridge Crs.,
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Nepean, Ont. Canada K2B 8G1; (613) 726-9097 (before 10pm EST).
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May 16-21, 1993 (Caribbean)
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SEATREK '93. Star Trek oriented cruise abord the SS Britanis, leaving
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from Miami, Florida and stopping at Ocho Rios, Jamaica and Grand Cayman
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Island. Q&A sessions, panels, informal meetings with stars from Star Trek,
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more. Star Trek guests to be announced in April - last year's guests
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included Majel Barrett, William Campbell, Robin Curtis, John deLancie,
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James Doohan, Walter Koenig, Eric Menyuk, Nichelle Nichols, Marina Sirtis,
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Carel Struycken, George Takei, Wil Wheaton, and Grace Lee Whitney. Memb:
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ranges from $745-$1250 per person all inclusive. Info: SeaTrek
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Enterprises, 8306 Mills Drive, Box 198, Miami, FL 33183; (800)326-8735 or
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(305)388-2890.
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May 21-23, 1993 (Wisconsin)
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CORFLU 10. Inn on the Park, Madison, WI. Convention for Fanzine fans.
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Memb: $35 until 4/14/93, $40 after; $10 supporting. Info: Corflu 10,
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Box 1624, Madison, WI 53701; (608)255-3396.
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May 21-23, 1993 (Canada, Manitoba)
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KEYCON 10. Marlborough Hotel, 331 Smith Street, Winnipeg, MB, Canada;
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rms C$65 sngl/dbl, C$75 tpl/quad; (204)942-6411. GoH: Roger Zelazny;
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SGoH: Fred Saberhagen; AGoH: Bob Eggleton. Memb: C$30 until 4/30/93,
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C$40 after. Info: Keycon 10, Box 3178, Winnipeg MB, R3C 4E6, Canada.
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May 28-31, 1993 (Washington D.C.)
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DISCLAVE '93. Dulles Airport Marriott, Chantilly, VA (near Washington,
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D.C.). GoH: Katherine Kurtz; AGoH: Patricia Davis. Memb: $25 until
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4/30/93, $30 after. Info: Disclave '93, c/o John T. Sapienza, Jr., Box
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677, Washington DC 20044.
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May 28-31, 1993 (Canada, British Columbia)
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V-CON 20. Totem Residence, University of British Columbia, Vancouver,
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B.C., Canada. GoH: TBA; AGoH: Rob Alexander; TM: Michael Coney. Info:
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V-Con 20, Box 48478, Bentall Centre, Vancouver BC V7X 1A2, Canada.
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May 28-31, 1993 (England)
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MEXICON 5. St. Nicholas Hotel, Scarborough, UK. GoHs: Norman Spinrad,
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Pat Cardigan. Info: Mexicon 5, c/o Bernie Evans, 121 Cape Hill,
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Smethwick, Warley, W. Midlands B66 4HS, UK.
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car window sign recovered
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from World Trade Center:
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/ & 700 lbs \
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Holy Temple of Mass Consumption | PA: Body Release
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PO Box 30904 |
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Raleigh, NC 27622 | location: Valley Dale Ballroom
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| (Sunbury Rd north of Ohio Domin.College)
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SEND SASE for free copies! I can deal| info: 614.523.6290 or 614.844.5616
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| DJ's Psychotic Sid,Brian Clark(Kaboom!)
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Slack@ncsu.edu to get on list | DJ Apocalypse, Flavor Dave
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quartz.rutgers.edu - back | 1105 S. First Street....Champaign Il
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issues (128.6.60.6) | tix available at Hey DJ 627.5 Green St
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| WARNING: This is the frat party...
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MAY 1 NASHVILLE LOVE NATION | MAY 7 DETROIT STORM OF RAGE
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DJs Chip B, Chek, Bryan Meyer | Live artists: underground resistance
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DJ Suz E Cyclone from Washington D.C. | ghetto tech, altered states
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PLUS live techno performance by ANODE | rob noise, claude young,
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with CYBERGROOVE DANCERS | special invited guest jeff mills
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NEW 6000 Sq. Ft. Space with 20' High | 50,000 watts of sound * hi-intensity
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Infinity Walls, Intelligent Lighting | strobes * fog machines * smart bar
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Smart Drinks and JOLT Bar by EINSTEIN | sci-fi techno arena & the tribal house
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ALL AGES 8pm-MIDNITE, 18+ MIDNITE-6AM | pavilion entertainment center
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Admission: $7 (under 18), $10 (18+) | 3415 middlebelt road
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Call 615-780-3730 (24hrs) for info | Info: 595-6910
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MAY 1 PITTSBURGH HIGH VOLTAGE!!! | MAY 8 COLUMBUS CANDYLAND
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TurboZen Presents 9pm-6am | DJs: Boomer (Det) Will B. There (Cinci)
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Neural Transmission Event | Magic Mike G.,Kevy Kev (Columbus)
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| Jondy, Rob Engel (Columbus)
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DJs Soji-Fu,Jeff E,Dr. Suess,Side 2 | PA: Theory Collapse
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Finger,+FX,Simon,Deadly Buda, | Never before attempted 6 TURNTABLE
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JediMindtrip,Terry Kicks,Vic Money| HYPERTECHNO TURNOUT - UNBELIEVABLE
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Special Live Performance by | location: Valley Dale ballroom
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Super Cool 187 | an 18 and over event
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| info line: 614.341.7345
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Ticket Info available at: 412.621.7759| Tickets $9 adv, $10 day of show
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