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28 lines
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Twas The Party Before Christmas
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Twas the party before Christmas when all through the house,
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Everyone was stoned, even the mouse.
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Grandma and Grandpa were singing a song,
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While the kid was in bed, flogging his dong.
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Ma home from the cat-house and I out of jail,
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Had just settled down for a good piece of tail,
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When out on the lawn arose such a clatter,
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I jumped off my ma to see what was the matter.
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Away to the window I made a mad dash,
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Threw open the window and fell out on my ass,
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And what to my bloodshot eyes did appear,
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A rusty old sleigh and a dozen reindeer.
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With a little old driver holding his dick,
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I knew in a moment, that bastard, St. Nick.
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Slower than snails his chargers they came,
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He bitched then swore as he called them by name.
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"Now Dancer, now Prancer up over the wall quick,
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Now, damnit, or I'll cut off your dick."
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Came down the chimney like a Bat Outta Hell.
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He staggered and stumbled and went to the door,
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Tripping on his dick, he fell to the floor.
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I heard him exclaim as he drove outta sight,
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"Piss on you all,
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It's a hell of a night."
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