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59 lines
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Money For Nothing Funny
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<<video opens with person flying into computer terminal
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showing You Guessed It! onscreen>>
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Now look at them yo-yo's-that's the way you do it
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You play the YGI on the C-I-S
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That ain't funny;that's the way you do it
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Funny for nothing and surcharges and fees
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Now look at them yo-yo's;that's the way you do it
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Lemmie tell you them jokes are dumb
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Maybe get a mistake in your answer-response
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That means you don't get any points.
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<chorus>
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We got to pay them for the corny jo-okes
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Just a little three-dollar fee
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We gotta pay to listen to bad jokes
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We gotta listen to Bob Illumati...
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See the little announcer with the toupee and the bad-suit
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Yeah buddy-that's not his hair
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That little announcer has no human thought-waves
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That little announcer he's a computer program
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<chorus>
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We got to pay them for the doggone-bad-jokes
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Just a little three-dollar fee
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We gotta pay to listen to bad jokes
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We gotta listen to Bob Illumati...
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I shoulda learned to program game shows
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I shoulda gotten my own Game Show..
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Look at those prizes; you can't win them-
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You gotta play for at least 10 hours..
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And he's up there. what's that? Bob is singing?
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Singing like a sore-throated chimpanzee..
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That aint human; that's the way you do it;
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Get your money for programming Bob Illumati...
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<Soon to be out on Compact Disk>
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/\_/\
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\* */ Wile E.Coyote Productions
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\o/
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our money for programming Bob Illumati...
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