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@BEGIN_FILE_ID.DIZKurt Cobain Suicide Note (Dead Nirvana Dude)
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+ the lates Kurt jokes ! :)
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*** Gebied: BOS_MUZIEK Datum: 2 apr 94 15:41:16
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*** Van : RattleHead (99:999/101.5)
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*** Naar : Nirvana Fans (?)
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*** Over : Kurt Cobain
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From the Seattle Times:
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"I haven't felt excitment in listening to as well as creating music.... for
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too many years now. I fell guilty beyond wordsa for these things. "The fact
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is, I can't fool you, any of you. It simply isn't fair to you or me. The
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worst crime I can think of would be to put people off by faking it and
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pretending as if I was having 100-per-cent fun. "Sometimes I feel as if I
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should have a punch in time clock before I walk out on stage. I've tried
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everything within my power to appreciate it, and I do. God, beleive me, I do.
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But its not enough. I appreciate the fact that I--we--have affected and
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entertained a lot of people. "I must be one of those narcissists who only
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enjoy things when they're alone. I'm too sensitive. Oh, I need to be
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slightly numb in order to regain the enthusiasm I once had as a child. On
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our last three tours, I had a lot much better appreciation of all the people
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I've known personally and of fans of our music. But I still can't get out the
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frustration, the guilt and the empathy I have for everybody.
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"There is good in all of us, and I simply love people too much. So much
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that it makes me feel too....sad. "And I had it good, very good. I'm
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grateful. But since the age of seven, I've become hateful toward all humans
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in general...only because I love and feel for people too much, I guess. I
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thank all of
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you from the pit of my burning, nauceous stomach for your letters and concern
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during the last years. I'm too much of an erratic moody person that I don't
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have the passion anymore. So remember, it's better to burn out than fade
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away.
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"Peace, love and empathy."
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Kurt Cobain
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___ \/o· \/ \/ .\/ \/ .\/ __ \ (o
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/ \/ \/ \/ ° \\// \/ o \ \/_/ //)
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\°. \// \o /\ ¯\ /\ \\ / \__(( _
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\___/\__/\__/\/ \/ \_/\__/\/\__ _
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* These messages forwarded from area 'Z_ALT.TASTELESS' (ALT.TASTELESS)
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(hevig bewerkt door reuteltje)
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Just heard Cobain, lead singer of Nirvana, blew his head off with
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a shotgun. I wanna hear some truly tasteless jokes so please
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^^^^^^^
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SHOTGUN ! belangrijk voor sommige grollen.....
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Q: WHY COULDN'T KURT COBAIN BECOME A PROFESSIONAL BOXER?
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A: BECAUSE HE CAN'T TAKE A BLOW TO THE HEAD!
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Kurt Cobain just reached nirvana
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What does Kurt Cobain smell like now?
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I don't know but its sure not Teen spirit
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Have you seen the new MTV show? Kurt Cobaine: Plugged.
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Q) What do JFK, Curt Cobain, and Bill Clinton all have in common?
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A) They each have (or have had - in JFK's case) half a brain, and Gore on
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their backs.
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Q) What do Cobain and Wesley Alan Dodd have in common?
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A) Hey man. Just shut up and be glad they're dead.
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Q) What do Kurt Cobain and Freddie Mercury have in common?
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A) They both sucked a tube and died.
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What was the last thing Kurt said before his face got blown away?
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"Shit, I thought this was a microphone!"
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OR
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"Is this mike on?"
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-maybe he was actually listening to one of his recordings and decided it
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was so bad that a .22 was the only cure??? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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This doesn't fit with the net consensus so far that he was listening to
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one of his recordings and decided that it was even worse---so bad in fact
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that a SHOTGUN was the only cure... not a .22.
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BTW, anybody have a spare copy of the suicide note, I wanna make it
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into a song.
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Or you could follow what a Quebec public school teacher did with the
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demented and apparently gramatically flawedd suicide note of Marc Lepine,
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the famous Ecole Polytechnique gunman and make it a grammar exercise for
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your students.
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Hey, man. Think about Dave Grohl! What's he gonna do? He ain't
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got shit now! Think about it! He's a drummer, man. There's
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nothing left for him, man! What about Krist? He's a bassist!
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Who the fuck wants a bassist? Think about him, like applying to
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be the bassist for the Flaming Lips or some bullshit. You think
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they'll pay them what he got in Nirvana? I don't think so, man!
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At least Krist can like write a book or something. But Dave,
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man, he's fucked! He knew Kurt like 3 months or something. He's
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ugly, he's untalented, he's stupid, he sucks! He dresses like
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shit. What the fucks he gonna do? Three months from now, he'll
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be lucky to be working Arby's, man!
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Who makes less money than Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic?
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A. Kurt Cobain
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Who makes less money than Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic?
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you forgot their new guitarist, pat smear. (pat smear? who
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the fuck would call himself pat smear?)
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Q) what's the first thing that went through his mind when he pulled the
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trigger?
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A) His nose!
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what's the tribute album gonna have on it?
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1) "Alive" by Pearl Jam
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2) "Bullet in your head" by Rage Against the Machine
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"I hate myself and want to die" - who else, Nirvana
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"Suicide Solution" <i forgot, Ozzy?>
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"Kill yourself" -S.O.D.
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"I shot the devil" Suicidal Tendencies
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"War inside my head" or "Suicidal failure" or "suicide's an
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alternative" by the same.
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"Another one bites the dust"-Queen (Hey Kurt say hi to Freddie for us !)
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"Head Like a Hole" by Nine Inch Nails
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What is Kurt Cobain's favorite album?
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A: nomoremind...
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And don't forget the hit off the album, Smells Like Gunsmoke
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Q) Whats the new singer of Nirvana called ?
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A) Kurt No-Brain
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Q) What will Nirvana's next single be ?
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A) Bullet in the head ( Rage against the Machine cover)
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Q) Follow up sinlge to the above hit ??
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A) Smells like Kurts dead .
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NIRVANA's last album: IN UTERO
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NIRVANA's next album: POST MORTEM
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What color were Kurt Cobains'eyes?
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Blue. One blew this way,one blew that way.
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What's the newest Nirvana releases?
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"Kurt Shaped Box"
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"Smells like A Rotting Corpse"
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"In Bloom: A tribute to Kurt's head"
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The new album will be called "Splattermind"
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Q. Why doesn't Kurt Cobain drive a car?
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A. He'd rather ride shotgun.
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More songs for the Cobain tribute album...
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G n' R's "Shotgun Blues"
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Mudhoney's "Overblown"
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The Beatles: "Happiness is a Warm Gun"
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There once was a man named Cobain.
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He liked heroin in his vein.
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Even though he had a knockout wife,
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Kurt didn't value his life,
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And all that is left is a stain!
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Q: What's worse than Kurt Cobain offing himself?
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A: Having to hear about it for the next 12 months.
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