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453 lines
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DAYGLO ABORTIONS
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"FEED US FETUS"
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STUPID SONGS:
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When I sing songs
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I sing about what I know
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But I don't know too much
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So I don't sing about nothing
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I get my words
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From reading TV Guide
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I steal all my solos
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From the Rolling Stones
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I like Stupid Songs
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I get my insight
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From watching Spiderman
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I learned a lot from Peter Parker
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About dealing with the world
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I pull my wire
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To the 20 minute workout
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I sure wish the guys in the band looked like that
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I like stupid songs
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ARGH FUCK KILL:
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Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
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Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
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Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
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Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
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ARGH...FUCK...KILL
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DIE SINNER DIE:
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You have sinned so you must die
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Die sinner die
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You will bring on the red tide
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Die sinner die
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Jerry Falwell's God
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Sez that war is good
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At least that's what they tell us
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And christians never lie
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You will hang in the park
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Die sinner die
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God's army will leave its mark
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Die sinner die
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We'll burn the fire of communism
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By lighting you on fire
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And then we'll roast Jelly Beans
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On the funeral pyre
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BEDTIME STORY:
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Flesh and blood and splattered guts
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Dripping brains and radiation
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Everybody's mutilated
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Screaming missiles & burning babies
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This is just a bed time story
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To help you through the night
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Cause when you wake up tomorrow morning
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You're gonna have to fight
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MY GIRL:
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Oh my girl
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She's a bit homely
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She's got a few fleas
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And a touch of the mange
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In fact she's so oh oh oh oh
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So god damn ugly
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Oh my girl
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She's got a big sticky tongue
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4 hairy legs
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And a big smelly cunt
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Her name is oh oh oh oh
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Lassie
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DOGFARTS:
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One day when I was home alone
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Just me and the dog holding the phone
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I gave my pal a piece of cheese
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It was limberger the cheese that pleezes
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Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh he had to go
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Oo oo oo oo oo oo oo Number 2
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Ar ar ar ar ar ar ar it was to far
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Or or or or or or or to the door
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There was shit and piss all over the place
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My dog Wallace had gone to pieces
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There was a revolting oder in the air
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It was Limberger the cheese that pleezes
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INSIDE MY HEAD:
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I don't think you understand
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Just where the fuck we're coming from
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You think that the world is bland
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And we're here to relieve the monotony
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I don't care what you think
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You can't see inside my head
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I don't care what you say
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You can't see inside my brain
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I tell you to pound you pud
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I tell you to kill your mother
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I tell you to rape your dog
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You might as well, you'll get no other
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WAKE UP AMERICA:
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Wake up America
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Be a good American
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Buy American
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Pledge your next car to be American
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Oh what a bunch of shit
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Nazi Propaganda
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Thanks to crap like that
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I've got a cruse missile in my backyard
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PROUD TO BE CANADIAN:
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I'm proud to be a Canadian
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Pass me another beer
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I'm proud to be a Canadian
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Hold my seat while I take a piss
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Our Prime Minister sucks dogshit through his nose
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His ex-wife gets brown showers from Mick Jagger
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The only reason we live in fucking igloos
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Is our government makes a living licking shit holes
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I'm proud to be a Canadian
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Pass me another welfare check
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I'm proud to be a Canadian
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Hold my seat while I go out and Ca$h it
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I'm proud to be a Canadian
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Pass me another eskimo
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I'm proud to be a Canadian
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Hold my seat while I fuck her up the ass hole
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STUPID WORLD:
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Lisa washed her hair on monday
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Lisa washed her hair on tuesday
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Lisa washed her hair on wednesday
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Lisa washed her hair in thursday
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Then her husband noticed
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That her shampoo had upset her ph balance
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Her hair was all dried out and frizzy
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So he shot the bitch and moved to the city
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Her husband got a job at a roller rink
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He tried to pick up chicks but he had a little dink
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He brushed his teeth with Aim but it didn't matter
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Nice fresh breath but his dink didn't get no bigger
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Oh what a stupid world
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KILL THE HOSERS:
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Let's kill that kid
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Cause he's a jerk
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Let's kill his friends
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Cause they look worse
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Let's rape that chick
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Cause she's a slut
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And we're real horny
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And we wanna get fucked
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RELIGIOUS BUMFUCKS:
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It's getting late
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You're gonna die
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They're trying to scare us
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With their lies
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The 700 club
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Is full of shit
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The evangelists
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Can suck my dick
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I don't need religious bumfucks anymore
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Their paranoia
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Is here to stay
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You all believe them
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Anyway
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I hate buddhism
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I hate satanism
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I hate reaganism
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I hate religion
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1967:
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It doesn't matter
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I've got a library
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I've got a swimmimg pool
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I drive the lamborghini
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Dad drives the Cadillac
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Mom's got an MG
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I don't have a job
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I don't go to school
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I just sit at home
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I don't have to worry
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They have lots of money
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They won't let me starve
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In 1967 things weren't this good
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My daddy was a hippie
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Now he's a head of state
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I don't have no peers
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I don't know no queers
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It doesn't bother me
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I don't get in fights
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When I go out at night
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Coz my chauffeur is a killer
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I don't have to look
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When I want a fuck
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I just spend some money
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I get more allowance
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Than you fucking middle class bums will ever see
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I KILLED MOMMY:
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I couldn't stand their attitude
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For another day
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They were trying to synchronize me
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So I blew them away
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My daddy was a bitch
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He screwed around with my dog and cat
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My mommy satisfied her thirst
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With a bag of urine
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I kinda liked my sisters friends
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Keep em fresh in the fridge
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Murdered the bitch with a baseball bat
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She was only 5 wadda ya think of that
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I knocked her down the basement stairs
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Then I burned off all her hair
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Mutilated her vergin body
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My mommy caught me and she tried to stop me
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I killed mommy with my automatic
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I'M MY OWN GOD:
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I can do whatever I want
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Cause I am my own God
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Don't have to worry if it's right or wrong
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Cause I am my own God
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USED TO BE IN LOVE:
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I used to be in love with the world
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Until I listened to the leaders words
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I used to hang around with the guys
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When they told me to split
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I fucking near died
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I used to be in love
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I used to go to the horror shows
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Now I don't bother cause I'm one myself
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When I go out the people stare
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Cause I look like a psychopathic killer
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I used to be in love
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SUICIDE:
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It used to be a dirty word
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Something I would never say
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But now when I take a look at the world
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There couldn't be a better way
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I killed my mother when I was 10
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I fucked my sister with vaseline
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Hung my daddy with a telephone wirw
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Now there's nobody left so I may as well fire
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THE IDIOT:
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I'm an idiot and I don't care
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It doesn't bother me when the people stare
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My mind is blank I don't get confuzed
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Cause I can't think with a blown fuse
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I'm an idiot
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And I don't give a shit
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I can't read or write or tie my shoes
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The government pays for my food and my clothes
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I live in a big apartment building
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Low income family dwellings
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GERM ATTACK:
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We hate music but we love noise
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We lost our minds when we were boys
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We've got no control over what we do
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We're so fucking stupid our brains are stew
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Germ Attack
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We've got brains of shit and we can't dance
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Can't keep our hands out of our pants
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This fucking record won't make no money
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Cause it's so fucking stupid it's not even funny
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SCARED OF PEOPLE:
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I'm scared of people really don't know why
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I nearly shit my pants when they look me in the eye
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I'm scared of people and I'm scared of you
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I'm gonna go inside and shoot some glue
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All this stress and all this strain
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Is too much for my little brain
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I'm insecure and paranoid
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I'm gonna get killed and I don't know when
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BLACK SABBATH:
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Acting like Black Sabbath is lots of fun
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Their records sound so heavy when I turn them on
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I jump up and down and pretend I'm them
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I can almost make the change
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Tony Iommi is my god
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His guitar solos have been osterized
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Ozzy osbourne is so out in space
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That he'd probably love me if I pissed on his face
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DAYGLOW ABORTION CHILI:
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14 g chili pwoder
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7 g dried red peppers
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7 g cayenne pepper
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13 fresh jalapeno peppers
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1 large cooking onion
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5 cloves garlic
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1 can tomato soup
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1 can red kidny beens
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1 can beer
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1 ripe human foetus
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Behead and debone foetus then brown meat in an open saucepan. After draining
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the fat, add the diced onion and peppers and saute. Add the tomato soup and
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the remaining spices and simmer for 30 minutes. Add the can of beer and the
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kidney beens. Cover and boil for 1 hour.
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The meal will serve 6 and should be served hot.
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Prior to serving place foetal head on a stake and mount in your front lawn
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so your neighbors know your having our chili.
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