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I don't know if anyone has bothered to filk the _Dune_ Saga, but this should
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enrage both Frank Herbert and Crystal Gayle in one fell swoop.... Oh, it should
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be noted that Paul Atreides originally had GREEN eyes - that's why the filk had
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to be changed a bit.
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The Spice Has Made My Green Eyes Blue
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<L> 1992 by Jeremy Buhler
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My father, Leto,
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Brought every man
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Of House Atreides
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To mine melange,
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Till Shaddam proved untrue,
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And now the spice has made my green eyes blue...
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We left our planet
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Of Caladan
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For dry Arrakis,
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But we were conned;
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There's neither rain nor dew -
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Just lots of spice to make my green eyes blue.
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<woooo, woooo>
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Bene Gesserit
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all thought I'd be
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Kwisatz Haderach
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To help them see,
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But now their plans are screwed,
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Because the spice has made my green eyes,
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Spice has made my green eyes,
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Spice has made my green eyes blue!
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I see the future
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Imperfectly,
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But all the Fremen
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Still worship me;
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So what's a man to do
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When the spice has made his green eyes blue?
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I kill Harkonnens
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By tens and scores;
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I'd use my crysknife,
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But I kill more
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With my prana-bindu...
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Because the spice has made my green eyes blue!
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<Yes, it's true>
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In all my travels,
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One fact I find;
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Shai-hulud extract
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Just blows my mind.
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That psychoactive goo!
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The stuff that's gone and made my green eyes,
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It's gone and made my green eyes;
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The spice has my green eyes blue!
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Jeremy
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PS - <L> means copyleft.
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