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DOG SOUP!
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-Joe Bethancourt
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(c) copyright 1992 W.J. Bethancourt III
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Down the road from where I live's a little diner
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And some friendly foreign folks serve up the meal
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Right behind the doggie pound is where it can be found
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And the prices are so cheap, it is a steal!
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CHORUS: Dog soup! It really -is- delicious
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Dog soup! If you really are ambitious
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You can eat a bowl or two
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Take some home for Grandma too!
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It's exotic foreign food, -and- inexpensive!
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Take some noodles and some carrots and some onions
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Take some spices and some other odds and ends
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Then go into your neighborhood, find a doggie that looks good
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And make soup out of Man's Best Friend!
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Now cats tend to be a little stringy
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And eating children gets you talked about
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But if you wanna be in clover, tell ol' Rover to come over!
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And then go dining out!
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