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75 lines
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From: N7400 U190 (Prydain)
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To: All
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Subject: Here it is... <Ducking>
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Ok here it is....
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Always a Herald (Sung to "Always a Woman" by Billy Joel)
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New Lyrics by Silverwolf Moonshadow
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He can call you in court
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And bring tears to your eyes
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He can lose your device
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In his casual files
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And he only will read
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What is in Heraldese
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He draws like a child,
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But he's always a herald to me....
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He will check your device
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He can pass you or fail you
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You can show him your proof
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But he'll never believe you
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And he'll take your four copies
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Along with his fee..
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Yeah he charges too much
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But he's always a herald to me..
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<Chorus>
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Oh he takes care of your name
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It can wait if he wants
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He is always behind
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Oh and he never gives out
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He just keeps taking in
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And gets further behind
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And he'll summon you forth
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In front of the kingdom
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Then he'll vocally praise you
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And smile while your kneeling
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But he'll shout out your name
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Just as wrong as can be
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Blame it all on the scribe
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Cuz' he's always a herald to me
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<Hum Chorus>
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He's frequntly loud
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And he's seldomly clear
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He cries poorly at Pennsic
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For he's full of cheap beer
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And he can't be retired
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He does it for free
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And the most he will do
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Is shout O'yez at you
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But he's always a herald to me....
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<Repeat Chorus>
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<Hum Chorus>
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What do you think?? Should i hang up my chances of passing a device for the
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next few years?? Should i put away the Pursuivant's Handbook and take up
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fighting to defend myself???
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Silverwolf Moonshadow....Bowing deeply
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# Origin: WWIVnet @7400 - The Funny Farm (East)
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