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Ä Area: MONTY PYTHON ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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Msg#: 314 Rec'd Date: 03-10-94 06:28
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From: Micah Holmes @1:2607/303* Read: Yes Replied: No
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To: All @1:124/3114*4 Mark:
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Subj: The Subject Of Religious
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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TO ALL THOSE WHO MAY BE OFFENDED...BUGGER OFF!
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YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE TO READ THIS, DO YOU?
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EVERY SPERM IS SACRED
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Dad: There are Jews in the world,
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There are Buddhists,
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There are Hindus and Mormons
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and then,
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There are those who follow
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Mohammed,
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But I've never been one of them...
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I'm a Roman Catholic,
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And have been since before
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I was born,
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And the one thing they say
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about Catholics,
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Is they'll take you as soon as
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you're warm...
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You don't have to be a six-footer,
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You don't have to have a
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great brain,
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You don't have to have any
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clothes on-
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You're a Catholic the moment
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Dad came...
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Because...
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Every sperm is sacred,
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Every sperm is great,
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If a sperm is wasted,
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God gets quite irate.
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CHILDREN:
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Every sperm is sacred,
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Every sperm is great,
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If a sperm gets wasted,
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God gets quite irate.
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CHILD:
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Let the heathen spill theirs,
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On the dusty ground,
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God shall make them pay for,
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Each sperm that can't be found.
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CHILDREN:
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Every sperm is wanted,
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Every sperm is good,
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Every sperm is needed,
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In your neighbourhood.
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MUM:[mom]
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Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
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Spill theirs just anywhere,
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But God loves those who treat their
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Semen with more care.
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MEN NEIGHBOURS:
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Every sperm is sacred,
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Every sperm is great,
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WOMEN NEIGHBOURS:
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If a sperm is wasted,
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CHILDREN:
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God gets quite irate.
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PRIEST:
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Every sperm is sacred,
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BRIDE & GROOM:
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Every sperm is good,
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NANNIES:
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Every sperm is needed,
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CARDINALS:
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In your neighbourhood.
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CHILDREN:
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Every sperm is useful,
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Every sperm is fine,
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FUNERAL CORTEGE:
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God needs everybody's,
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FIRST MOURNER:
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Mine!
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LADY MOURNER:
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And mine!
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CORPSE:
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And mine!
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NUN:
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Let the Pagan spill theirs,
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O'er mountain, hill and plain,
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STATUTES:
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God shall strike them down for
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Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
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EVERYBODY:
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Every sperm is sacred,
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Every spern is good,
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Every sperm is needed,
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In your neighbourhood.
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Every sperm is sacred,
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Every sperm is great,
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If a sperm gets wasted,
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God gets quite irate.
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COMPOSER: DAVID HOWMAN/ ANDRE JAQUEMIN
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AUTHORS: MICHAEL PALIN/ TERRY JONES
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FROM: MONTY PYTHON SINGS
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(1989) KAY-GEE-BEE MUSIC LTD.
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(1989) VIRGIN RECORDS LTD.
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