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Ä Area: MONTY PYTHON ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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Msg#: 11 Rec'd Date: 02-14-94 14:17
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From: Jim Maciorowski @1:3619/2 Read: Yes Replied: No
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To: Darren J. Mcleod @1:124/3 Mark:
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Subj: Re: Lumber Jack Song
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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> Could someone repost the lumber jack song or tell me the filename and node
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> number where I can FREQ it from. Thanx.
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BARBER: Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
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I sleep all night and I work all day.
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MOUNTIES CHOIR: He's a lumberjack and he's okay.
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He sleeps all night and he works all day.
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BARBER: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
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I go to the lavatory.
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On Wednesdays I go shopping
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And have buttered scones for tea.
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MOUNTIES CHOIR: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
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He goes to the lavatory.
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On Wednesdays he goes shopping
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And has buttered scones for tea.
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He's a lumberjack and he's okay
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He sleeps all night and he works all day.
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BARBER: I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
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I like to press wild flowers.
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I put on women's clothing
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And hang around in bards
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MOUNTIES CHOIR: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
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He likes to press wild flowers
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He puts on womens clothing
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And hangs around in bars....?
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(During this last verse the choir has started to look uncomfortable but
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they brighten up as they go into the chorus):
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He's a lumberjack and he's okay
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He sleeps all night and he works all day
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BARBER: I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
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Suspenders and a bra.
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I wish I'd been a girlie
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Just like my dear Mama.
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MOUNTIES CHOIR:
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(starting lustily as usual but tailing off as they get to the third line>
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He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
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(spoken, rather than sung) Suspenders....and a bra?...
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(They all mumble. Music runs down. The girl looks horrified and bursts
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into tears. The choir start throwing rotten food at him).
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GIRL: Oh Bevis! And I thought you were so rugged.
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ETH NED.
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... NEVER use a virus killer older than 3 months!
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* Q-Blue 1.0 [NR] *
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-!-
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! Origin: Ground Zero 813-849-4034 New Port Richey, FL NEC (1:3619/25)
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