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*1. Begin
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*2. TRIPLE LUDE LASH
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*3. WHAT THE H*LL
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*4. LUDING?!
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*5. (Awesomeness Urban Sports)
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*6. lude-weirdness
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*7. Lude weirdness cont.
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*8. cont. cont.
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*9. wierd cont.
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*10. When?
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[S]can/[Q]uit/[1-16, Last=0] :!!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-1!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\
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Numb: 1
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Subj: Begin
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From: SINBAD SAILOR
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Date: TUE JAN 29 10:12:59 PM
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Post about the awesum new sport,
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luding!
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lude pole :
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---
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Numb: 2
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Subj: TRIPLE LUDE LASH
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From: MAD CANADIAN
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Date: WED JAN 30 3:10:17 PM
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ok. this is what happens when one gets triple lude lash.
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lude pole
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! ,------------------O
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! ! \!/
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! ! !
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!-! / \
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caption: I'd rather be dead.
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\
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M.C.
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Thought Police
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[S]can/[Q]uit/[1-16, Last=2] :!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\
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Numb: 3
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Subj: WHAT THE H*LL
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From: CHRIS OSTERTAG
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Date: THU JAN 31 3:22:29 PM
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JUST WHAT THE HELL IS LUDING ANYWAY?
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I'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT IT ALL THE
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TIME AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT IT
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IS YOUR TALKING ABOUT.
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THANX
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YOURS TRULY
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CHRIS OSTERTAG
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[S]can/[Q]uit/[1-16, Last=3] :!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\
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Numb: 4
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Subj: LUDING?!
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From: BUNNY HOPSALOT
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Date: THU JAN 31 5:17:26 PM
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"PEOPLE ON LUDES SHOULD NOT DRIVE!!!!"
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PLEASE EXUSE MY IGNORANCE, BUT JUST
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WHAT EXACTLY IS "LUDING"??????????? HOW
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DOES WHEN KNOW WHENAND IF THEY ARE "LUDING"???
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DOES THIS HAVE ANY EFFECT ON MENTAL
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STATUS (IE. FALLING GRADES, TRIPS TO A
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THERAPIST????)..... "WELL GERTIE, IT
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SEEMS I HEARD GINNY SAYING YESTERDAY
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THAT YOUR GRANDSON IS A "LUDER".......
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IS THERE A PLACE WHERE ALL THE "LUDERS"
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HANG OUT.... IS IT A MOVEMENT????? DO
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YOU HAVE DRESS CODES THAT IDENTIFY YOU
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TO ONE ANOTHER??????? DO YOU ONLY COME
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OUT AT NIGHT?????? IS THERE A SECRET
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MEMBERSHIP??????? DO YOU HAVE A
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LEADER????? "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!"
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(SLAP!! THANX, I NEEDED THAT!!!!!!!!!!)
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(ALL OF A SUDDEN, FROM OUT OF NOWHERE,
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A LARGE SHOE COMES DOWN AND SMASHES
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BUNNY AS SHE IS TYPING...............)
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"SORRY, BUT SHE WAS GETTING ON MY
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NERVES....... LITTLE TWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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PLEASE EXCUSE ALL THIS SILLINESS.....
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bunny hopsalot!
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bunny/T.A.N.C.
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Numb: 5
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Subj: (Awesomeness Urban Sports)
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From: CAPTAIN VIDEO
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Date: THU JAN 31 7:35:00 PM
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Well, so my motherboard fried...TEAM is sitting on their asses about it, but oh
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well....As soon as I get up again, I'll be the most awesome PHREE BBS in the
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cities! (6megs/1200/300/24hours/7days/incredlby awesome (G)-files)
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612/377-7747 <when I get a new motherboard....>
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-Cappie <ludemobile driver/e-meter watcher/Mr. "touch 'n Fry">
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Numb: 6
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Subj: lude-weirdness
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From: RIFF RAFF
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Date: FRI FEB 1 1:07:35 PM
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"i am going to lude southdale", he says
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holding his head high and gazing some-
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where over the horizon...
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"no, please, don't do it", she cries,
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"you're young and have such a promising
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future, why must you flirt with
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disaster like that?...."
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deep down inside he knew he had to do
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it... there was no real choice. but he
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was torn between the two great loves.
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there was she, crying at his knees, and
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there was the all-consuming passion for
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luding burning deep within him....
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[to be continued by anyone who wants]
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Numb: 7
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Subj: Lude weirdness cont.
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From: LATIN APPLER
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Date: FRI FEB 1 2:21:48 PM
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......and as she clings to his pant leg, he looks endlessly into the sky, to
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him its challenging, to her its dangerous. When he looks at the rope that cries
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for him, and also at the woman of his life, he ask's himself, "is it worth it,
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falling to an endless death"? But he also looks at the other side, it is a
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glory that no other man could feel. Just then he decides, he goes for the rope,
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he pushes her aside, and walks toward the giant that touches the clouds. As he
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is ready to grab the rope, his only l/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/!\-/ove screams........?
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<cont. by next person>
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The
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Latin
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Appler
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-MPG-
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