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Ä Area: MONTY PYTHON ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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Msg#: 314 Rec'd Date: 03-23-94 10:42
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From: Saul Ansbacher @1:342/666 Read: Yes Replied: No
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To: Lance Gilstrap @1:124/311 Mark:
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Subj: Bruces...
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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LG>LG> JM> G'day Bruce!
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LG>LG>Bruce? Why did you call me Bruce? it says on the message "Alec"
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LG> SA> Alec is your name not Bruce? Well might cause a bit of confusion, mind
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LG> SA> if we just call you Bruce to keep it strait? Err' Bruce what's New Bruc
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LG> SA> going to going to teach?
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LG>What exactly does "What's New Bruce going to going to teach mean?
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Well Bruce, 'have you not seen the Bruces Sketch? It's quite funny. I'll
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post it in this very message, just look down...
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>===schnippel====cut here====reiss====beisskante====hau wech====fetz===<
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**** The Bruces ****
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**** From Monty Python Live at City Center, ****
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**** Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl, etc. ****
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**** Transcribed by EP505RPK@YALEVM.BITNET , 4/86 ****
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Notes from the Transcriber:
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"Abbos" is derisive slang for the aborigones.
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"Pommeyland" is England.
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"Poofters" are homosexuals.
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G'day, Bruce!
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Oh, Hello Bruce!
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How are you Bruce?
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A bit crooked, Bruce.
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Where's Bruce?
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He's not 'ere, Bruce.
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Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce.
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Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!
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That's a strange expression, Bruce.
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Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. "It's hot enough to boil
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a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty," he said and she smiled quietly
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to herself.
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She's a good Sheila Bruce, and not at all stuck up.
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Here! Here's the boss-fellow now!
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'Ow are you, Bruce?
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G'day Bruce!
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Bruce.
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Hello Bruce.
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Bruce.
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How are you, Bruce?
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G'day Bruce.
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Gentleman, I'd like to introduce man from Pommeyland who is joinin'
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us this year in the philosophy department at the University of
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Walamaloo.
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(Everyone) G'day!
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Hello.
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Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce.
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Is your name not Bruce?
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No, it's Michael.
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That's going to cause a little confusion.
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Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear?
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Gentlemen, I think we better start the faculty meeting. Before we start,
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though, I'd like to ask the padre for a prayer.
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Oh Lord, we beseech Thee, Amen!!
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Amen!
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Crack two! (Bottles opening)
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Now I call upon Bruce to officially welcome Mr. Baldwin to the
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philosophy faculty.
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I'd like to welcome the pommey bastard to God's own Earth, and remind
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him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-bates here.
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(Everyone) Hear, hear! Well spoken, Bruce!
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Bruce here teaches classical philosophy, Bruce there teaches Haegelian
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philosophy, and Bruce here teaches logical positivism. And is also
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in charge of the sheep dip.
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What's New-Bruce going to teach?
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New-Bruce will be teaching political science, Machiavelli, Benton,
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Lockholm, Sackly, Millbo, Hasset, and Bernerd.
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Those are all cricketers!
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Aww, spit!
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Hails of derisive laughter, Bruce!
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(Everyone) Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you
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amen!
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Another two! (Bottles opening)
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Any questions?
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New-Bruce, are you a Poofter?
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Are you a Poofter?
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No!
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No. Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules:
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Rule One! (Everyone) No Poofters!
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Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any
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way at all -- if there's anybody watching.
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Rule Three? (Everyone) No Poofters!!
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Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking.
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Rule Five, (Everyone) No Poofters!
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Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six.
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Rule Seven, (Everyone) No Poofters!!
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Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce.
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This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in
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a bottle, you can hold it in your hand.
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Amen!
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<And now all four Bruces launch into the Philosopher's song>
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Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
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Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could
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think you under the table.
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David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel.
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And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
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There's nothing Nieizsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
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Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
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John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shanty was
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particularly ill.
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Plato, they say, could stick it away, 'alf a crate of whiskey every day!
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Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
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And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
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And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
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"I drink, therefore I am."
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Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
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A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.
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**** end of file BRUCE PYTHON 4/86 ****
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>===schnippel====cut here====reiss====beisskante====hau wech====fetz===<
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See now don't you understand? It's really quite easy... F=ma=mg, g=9.81
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m/s2, in this case a is down so a=g. The angle of incdence is 30 degrees
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so T.I.R. occurs at 9 O'Clock. Knowing that the electron flow is north
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(or south if using conventional or telephone current) then just add
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r2
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to the S of all the compoent vectors and use the sine law. The simiflied
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answer is: Log48. I hope this helps.... See ya' Bruce...
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...PBruce
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Internet: sansbach@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca
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