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Ä Area: MONTY PYTHON ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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Msg#: 86 Rec'd Date: 02-16-94 19:04
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From: Micah Holmes @1:2607/303* Read: Yes Replied: No
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To: All @1:124/3114*4 Mark:
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Subj: Monty songs
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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
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Okay. Isee from my databanks the Lumberjack song has been posted. Great,
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save me time. Heeeerrre's....
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BRUCES' PHILOSOPHERS
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SONG
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
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Who was very rarely stable,
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Heidegger, Hiedeggar was a boozy beggar
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Who could think you under the table,
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David Hume could out-consume
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Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.
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And Wittgenstein was a
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beery swine
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Who was just as sloshed
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as Schlegel.
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There's nothing Nietzche couldn't
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teach ya
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'Bout the raising of the wrist,
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Socrates, himself, was
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permanently pissed.
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John Stuart Mill, of his own
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free will,
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On half a pint of shandy was
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particularly ill,
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Plato thay say, could stick it away,
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Half a crate of whisky every day.
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Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger
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for the bottle,
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Hobbes was fond of his dram,
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And Rene Descartes was a
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drunken fart,
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"I drink, therefore I am."
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Yes, Socrates, himself, is
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particularly missed,
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A lovely little thinker,
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But a bugger when he's pissed.
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COMPOSER: Eric Idle
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AUTHOR: Eric Idle
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FROM: MONTY PYTHON SINGS (1989)-KAY-GEE-BEE MUSIC LTD.
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There. Now was that so bad?
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-The Hiker Phreak
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-Another drunken fart
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... Direct from the Ministry of Silly Walks
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